Chapter 155: A Conversation with Principal Zhong
Wang Zhenglong finished awarding the flag, and then encouraged Guan Yu to say a few words to leave, Guan Yu also pretended to express his gratitude, after all, people really came to send the flag, although it can't be sold for much money, but it is still quite moving. =
Guan Yu also wanted to talk to Xia Lengxue and talk about the love of fish and water, but was frightened back by Xia Lengxue's murderous eyes.
"Sister Police Flower, goodbye! Come and see me often in the future! Forget it, I'll be visiting the police station from time to time! Guan Yu beckoned to Xia Lengxue from behind, very reluctant.
Xia Lengxue really wants to kick this guy to death! But she didn't, anyway, the days have been going on, and there is more time to kick him to death.
Xia Lengxue and they left, Guan Yu rolled up the pennant and was about to go back to work, but he was stopped by Zhong Jiande.
"Section Chief Guan, please stop."
“? Headmaster, is there anything else? Guan Yu was a little puzzled, Zhong Jiande's expression was a little weird, and he didn't know what he was doing when he stopped him.
Zhong Jiande closed the door, then poured a cup of tea, and wanted to give it to Guan Yu himself, Guan Yu was a little flattered, and hurriedly ran over to get it: "Principal, I'll just come by myself." ”
Zhong Jiande smiled faintly: "It's okay." ”
Guan Yu took the teacup, took a sip of tea, and determined that the tea was indeed a high-grade tea, and it was brewed very well, and it tasted good.
Both of them sat down, Zhong Jiande didn't speak for a long time, the atmosphere seemed a little weird, Guan Yu had a faint sense of ominousness, I don't know what this old boy is going to do?
"Well, Headmaster, do you have something to teach me? I'm listening, what's the point you say? Guan Yu was a little vain in his heart.
Finally, Zhong Jiande took a sip of the tea in the cup, put the cup on the coffee table in front of him, and then looked at Guan Yu with a calm face, and asked, "Section Chief Guan, where are you from?" ”
"I ...... I am a native of Huanshan Village, XX County, XX Province, Southwest China. The second monk Guan Yu was puzzled, so he replied.
Zhong Jiande said thoughtfully: "It's a good place there, there was once a very great emperor, and although that emperor came from a humble background, he finally achieved an imperial career, that is indeed the existence of a generation of Tianjiao and celebrities through the ages!" ”
Guan Yu naturally knew that there was a peasant emperor in the history of his hometown, and he had heard the story of the old man in the village about the Niu Bi Emperor since he was a child.
And what makes Guan Yu envious the most is that this emperor actually married 3,000 wives, and all of them are peerless beauties, which can make Guan Yu jealous to death, Guan Yu really wants to be reborn like in the online novel and be such an emperor! But reality is reality, and it is illegal to marry an extra wife in reality!
"Yes, that emperor is also one of my idols, but it's a pity...... Hehe, I became a security guard. Guan Yu said with a smile.
"Huh. Anyone with dreams is great, and when I was very young, I wanted to be like Ostolulski, but then I became a useless teacher. Speaking of this, Zhong Jiande looked a little regretful.
Guan Yu was stunned and said, "What!! What driver? Become a driver for Alto? What does it mean to be the driver of an Alto car, to be the driver of an Audi car or a Mercedes-Benz car, and to be the driver of a bad car like Alto? ”
"Poof...... Zhong Jiande almost vomited out a mouthful of blood, he suddenly forgot that this guy in front of him was a mountain village turtle, you told him Ostolulsky, how did he know what kind of person this was?
In fact, Ostolulski was a war hero of the United States before the Third World War, and he was known as the "expert in fighting the plane", of course, not the one who took care of the plane, but the one who used a machine gun to strafe the plane of the pureists!
At that time, this Ostoruwski stood on the top of the hill with a machine gun and directly swept down three fighters, thus saving the lives of tens of thousands of civilians, while his body was intact.
This Comrade Ao can use a machine gun to shoot down the plane, it is indeed very legendary, this is not only in the Chinese anti-Oriental drama, in fact, in the Third World War, it has already appeared! And it's real!
Moreover, this Ostorovsky was also received by the country's supreme leader Letalin, and personally awarded him the title of "handjob hero", which has become a famous talk through the ages.
It's been more than 100 years, and whenever future generations masturbate, they will think of this jerking hero! Everyone can be called a hero when they jerk off, but whether they can jerk off in bed or in the bathroom or anywhere can also become a hero, which is unknown!
Guan Yushen comprehended, and actually understood that he was "the driver who drove Alto", and he had to make Zhong Jiande vomit blood, so Zhong Jiande had to cough and said: "In short, this is a very powerful hero." I wanted to be like him, but I didn't achieve it in the end, and although I had a few regrets in my heart, I couldn't help it. ”
Guan Yu looked at Zhong Jiande blankly, what did this old guy tell him that these are useless? I have to go back and browse some more meaningful websites, why are you telling me this!
But Guan Yu didn't dare not let people say it, after all, he did it under someone else, and it was nothing to listen to him complain and become the driver of Alto!
"Hehehehe......" Guan Yu didn't understand what the old guy was talking about, but just smiled stiffly in response.
Zhong Jiande sighed slightly and said, "Everyone has their own dreams, but some cruel realities have made these people lose their original dreams and become the people they don't want to be." ”
What Zhong Jiande said is undoubtedly his life experience, and it is profound and meaningful to a certain extent, far from being understood by young people like Guan Yu.
Guan Yu nodded again like a fool: "What the principal said is too reasonable, and I deeply agree with it." ”
"Oh? Do you agree with me? Zhong Jiande looked at Guan Yu and asked with an eager expression.
"Hmmm! Although I don't know what you mean, but I really agree, I know that what the principal said must be Chrysostom, oh no, Chrysostom! Guan Yu deeply understood this truth, so he hurriedly patted his ass.
"......" Zhong Jiande can't wait to scold his mother, you don't understand, you still deeply agree, but this guy is very cool to pat himself on the back.
"Well, no more nonsense. Let's get down to business. Zhong Jiande's expression suddenly became a little serious, and his flat eyes suddenly became a little sharp.
"Good! Principal, if you have anything to educate me, just say, I'll listen to Guan Yu! Guan Yu patted his chest and said.
"I don't dare to educate people, just talk about it." Zhong Jiande said lightly.
"Hey......
"What is your relationship with Principal Qi?" Zhong Jiande's first question was to directly ask such a question that caught Guan Yu off guard.
“?” Guan Yu never expected Zhong Jiande to ask this question: "Principal, I ...... me"
Zhong Jiande's face was serious, without the slightest hint of gossip, he looked at Guan Yu with burning eyes, like a policeman interrogating his own prisoner.
And what Guan Yu thinks is, what is the relationship between me and Qi Hanyan, I don't care about you, but Guan Yu won't say that, after all, this is a highly respected person, if he offends him, I'm afraid that Qi Hanyan will also chop himself to death!
Zhong Jiande's face softened, and he stretched his brows: "I'm sorry, I'm asking a little strangely, I'm just asking casually, are you and Principal Qi ......?" Hehehe......"
"I, I, I...... Actually, I really have an ambiguous relationship with Principal Qi, but ......" Guan Yu suddenly thought of the first time he saw Qi Hanyan, Qi Hanyan was drunk like mud, and was bullied by a few gangsters, and he took action and saved her directly, Qi Hanyan lay directly on his body, and the two soft flesh on his chest took advantage of him, and he also took her to open a room, this woman not only "touched" her hands with a pair of peaks, but also took away her first kiss, Guan Yu thinks about it now, and feels ...... Dark! Wow Ka Ka!
"Can I not say it? Actually, you know! "Guan Yu really doesn't know how to say it, after all, this is all about young people, what am I talking to you as a bad old man?
Zhong Jiande's eyes quickly flashed a complicated look, and then he smiled slightly: "It's not that I'm gossiping, I'm an elder after all, just ask casually to show my concern for the juniors......"
"Hehe......" Guan Yu smirked again.
But although Guan Yu is stupid on the surface, he is not stupid at all in his heart, he always thinks that Zhong Jiande, this old thing, is weird, and when he comes up, he asks himself about his relationship with Qi Hanyan, you say this has something to do with him? Is it really out of concern for the younger generation? ! As for what weirdness it is, Guan Yu can't figure it out, after all, this old brother is hiding too deeply, this is a very cunning old fox!
Zhong Jiande took another sip of tea in the cup and said, "Section Chief Guan, how much do you know about Principal Qi?" ”
"That, principal, you can just call me Guan Yu, or Xiao Guan, you always call me Section Chief Guan, which makes me feel weird." Guan Yu hurriedly said.
"Okay, then let's call it Xiaoguan." Zhong Jiande said.
"Hmm. As for the principal's question, what do I know about Principal Qi...... I don't know much, I know that Principal Qi is the executive vice principal of this school, very young, super beautiful, should be less than twenty-five years old, and has also studied in the United States, or what kind of education queen, can be our vice principal, it should be a very powerful existence, she also has a cousin (when this cousin is mentioned, Guan Yuden hated it so much, and ignored it quickly)...... I don't know the rest. ”
When Guan Yu said this, Zhong Jiande directly interrupted Guan Yu's words: "Everyone knows these things, do you know the rest?" ”
"I ......" Guan Yu was stunned, he really didn't know anything else