Although this one-stop service is quite atmospheric, the fly in the ointment is that Nanke did not buy a first-class ticket, but bought a business class second to the first-class class.

Business class is the second class of seats when traveling on most means of transport, and is a bit more expensive than economy class and cheaper than first class. Nanker didn't feel cramped in the business class sitting in a row of two, but he thought that the end of the world was imminent, and the exorcist organization would not save so much money.

Fortunately, Nanke's location is next to the window, and Nanke likes to see the scenery outside the plane.

As the flight altitude rose, the sky was clear outside the porthole, and scattered clouds were spread under the wings, Qianxue in the white ring was making up for sleep because of the fatigue last night, and Nanke also closed his eyes slightly, intending to rest his spirit.

Unexpectedly, sitting next to me was a Japanese who had just returned from a trip to North Korea and returned home via a transit flight in China. After arranging his belongings, he opened up the conversation with Nanke:

“Hello，Im_from_Japan……”

His English was extremely lame, with a thick Japanese pronunciation, and Nanke wanted to pretend that he didn't understand at first, but he quickly took out a copy of "Introduction to Chinese Conversation" from his shirt pocket and said in more awkward Chinese:

"Nihao, the house comes to govern Japan......"

"Sorry, I don't understand." Nanke said casually, but he didn't expect that under the special effects of the language master of the Emperor's Ring, this sentence blurted out was very standard Japanese, which immediately surprised the other party.

"Oh oh you know Japanese! Could it be that you are an aspiring young person who admires our Japanese culture!? ”

This one has only been to North Korea for three days. The Japanese, who had been in China for less than half an hour, made extremely exaggerated expressions.

Nanker turned her head to look at him unhappily. I saw that this guy was about 35 or 6 years old. Wearing the shirt and big shorts that tourists often wear, he is slightly chubby, and has a pinch of mustache characteristic of the Japanese on his lips, which is similar to the devil in the anti-Japanese war TV series who took off his military uniform.

"I didn't learn Japanese because I admired Japanese culture," Nanke said in a lazy tone, "but Japanese is too simple compared to Chinese, and I learned it by listening to it in a movie." ”

The other party didn't hear that Nank deliberately mocked you Japanese women for making a lot of A-movies, but felt that Japanese culture went to the world through A-movies. It's a very long-faced thing.

"Fortunately, fortunately, in Xia Pig Mu Kuan, you can call me Ah Kuan according to the Chinese custom, I don't know if your name can be told in Xia?"

The name "Hiroshi Inoki" is quite refreshing, but Nank is also well-informed in some ways, and it is not surprising to know that the Japanese surname is "Inoki", and when he watched the cartoon "Butler of the Whirlwind", he also saw that the staff in charge of the script was called "Shinichi Inoki". I don't know what the relationship between the surname "Inogi" and the Japanese ancestor with the surname "Pig Paw" is, it can't be that one builds a house for pigs and the other sells pig feet.........

"My name is Nanke." Nanke casually said a homophonic pseudonym. Hiroshi Inoki took out a pen and paper and asked Nank with great interest to write down the kanji of his name. Nanke was not afraid of his own ugly handwriting, so he wrote him two strokes casually.

"Nanke...... Do you mean Nan Ke's dream? What a sense of purpose! It seems that the name of "Detective Conan" is reversed? ”

"Well," Nank was not too sleepy by Inoki Kan, he sat up a little straighter, "It's a good thing I'm not called Conan, otherwise there would have been one or two murders on this flight......"

"Hahaha, it's rare to meet a Chinese student who can speak Japanese and has such a sense of humor! Now you won't be lonely along the way! ”

Next, Inomu Kuan opened his mouth to talk to Nanke about Liu Xiang, it seems that he, a Japanese, is quite concerned about Liu Xiang's recent divorce, and he opened his mouth and closed his mouth to add the title of "Red Thunder" in front of Liu Xiang, which translates to almost "red lightning", which makes Nanke confused.

"Oh, Chi の Xunlei Liu Xiang is very powerful, very good for Asians, why do you Chinese always scold him?" I have a good impression of Mr. Liu Xiang, because he divorced his wife, mainly to protest his wife's participation in anti-Japanese dramas and discredit Sino-Japanese relations......"

Nanke's nose almost ran out of breath and shouted, "Hey! Liu Xiang divorced his wife, what does it matter to you Japanese! Do you think that Liu Xiang is given a nickname 'Red Thunder' that is full of middle and second degrees, and you think Liu Xiang likes you? Even if Liu Xiang's divorce from his wife is related to the anti-Japanese drama, it is because the crotch of the character played by his wife hides mines, and it has nothing to do with Sino-Japanese relations......"

"Yes, yes," Inoki Kuan nodded again and again to admit his mistake, "Chi Xun Lei divorced his wife, of course it was related to Lei, and I thought about it a lot......

After talking nonsense for a while, when it was time to eat the plane meal at noon, in order to save more dining space, Nanke put the Kitty cat pillow on his lap to the side of his back.

Speaking of which, the name of this Hello_Kitty painted aircraft is "Cloud", it is said that the name is taken from Sun Wukong's somersault cloud, not only several Kitty cats are painted on the shell of the aircraft, but Kitty cats can also be seen everywhere in the cabin, including Kitty cat pillows, Kitty cat menus, Kitty cat napkins, Kitty garbage bags, and even the security video is also Kitty cat theme, two Kitty cats changed into flight attendant uniforms in the video, Have a nice trip before you take off.

Nanke held a cardboard safety notice in his hand, and saw that even the upper right corner of the safety notice was wearing a bow like a Kitty cat, and he couldn't help but think to himself: Probably this is the most sissy moment of my life, there is no one......

The plane meal was served with curry chicken rice, Nank asked for one, Inomu Kuan didn't know what psychology he had and Nank asked for the same, and while eating, he counted Korean food and nothing else except kimchi, this topic Nanke likes to hear. As the saying goes, "cross-strait relations rely on devils, and Sino-Japanese friendship depends on sticks." This is not a lie.

At this time, due to the problem of the route, the plane was lifted up to a certain height, and the air in the cabin was pressurized, and Inoki Kuan felt that his eardrum was compressed like everyone else, and he was a little uncomfortable, but he glanced at Nanke, but found that Nanke's demeanor was natural, as if he had been on the plane many times and was familiar with this situation.

In fact, this is not the first time Nanke has gone abroad, he was dragged to France by Sima Lingqiang when he was a child, and on the way, he was not only frightened and screamed by the pressure of the cabin for the first time, but also became disillusioned with the shit and indifferent Paris.

Fortunately, Nank is Chinese and will directly respond to the arrogance of the French, unlike the Japanese, who suffer from strange mental illness because of their restrained culture, that is, the "Paris syndrome" that has attracted worldwide attention.

The main patients of Paris syndrome are Japanese, and the cause is that after Japanese tourists arrive in Paris, they find that there is a huge difference between the real Paris and the Paris they imagined, so the Japanese who are not strong enough can not stand the birds, and immediately have nausea, insomnia, convulsions, fear, low self-esteem, shame, persecution paranoia, and even suicidal tendencies (in fact, almost every Japanese person has suicidal tendencies, and the French experts who study this disease are not professional enough).

Every year, about 12 Japanese people have to leave France early because of Paris syndrome, but this is certainly not an outlier like Kan Inoki, who is generally shy about speaking English to foreigners, and Kan Inoki's ability to converse with Nank in English at first shows that he is not as introverted as ordinary Japanese.

Nanke's way to deal with cabin pressurization and eardrum pain is not chewing gum or talking more, he uses Lingwei to slightly change the air pressure near his ears, which is similar to the difficulty of using Lingwei to regulate body temperature, once the ability reaches more than four stars, as long as a little practice can do it.

Seeing that Nanke behaved like a light weight and seemed to often fly by plane, Inoki Kan had doubts about Nanke's identity, and his stay in China did not exceed half an hour, and his impression of China mainly came from the propaganda of the Japanese media, while Japan's three major newspapers and various weekly magazines, as well as television programs, were completely uncomfortable if China was not dark for a day.

"That ......" Inoki Kuan changed his face to be more cautious, and whispered to Nanke, "Excuse me, do you usually Chinese go to Shanghai to ask for a visa?" ”

"What?" Nanke couldn't help frowning, "Shanghai is the place of Chinese, why go to Shanghai to ask for a visa?" ”

"Can't you say that?" Inoki Kuan seemed to be disappointed, but he did not die and changed another question, "In other words, if you drink Coca-Cola in the United States in Chinese mainland, will you be shot in the name of anti-communist shovelism?" (To be continued......)

PS: Recently, in the popularity voting list of "Magic Carving", the Lolita army was unexpectedly lacking in stamina, only [Director Luo] voted for Qianxue on a monthly ticket, and the situation was similar to that of the Deserted Night's Nianghua Army, and only [Sunset Oath] voted for Deserted Night.

[Sister Luo Saigao] [Canned Submarine] [Breaking the Sky and Evil Star] [Songmen to Xiaoyue Pei Hui] [Lower Limit None] expressed support for Sima Ling, and [Previous Generations and Later Generations] continued to support his mother-in-law.

[Chu University Racing High] voted for Xia Chi with the first two monthly tickets of the month, and [Icarus] also supported Xia Chi.

[sigh my youth] voted for Pepe and asked for Pepe's treatment to be improved, do you see that I didn't let Pepe eat fruit and high-grade forage? In addition, [cosplay] also voted for Pepe with 2 monthly passes.

[Octopus Cannon God] supports Jade, [Top Heart Fir LLL] supports Wang Xueman, and [True Red Cheap] supports Chunrui.

[Fruit D Jelly] [Rice Chest] supports Shusha, [Zombies Love Watermelon] supports Teacher Cress, this month's battle is 11:7, and Shusha is temporarily ahead.

In addition, to answer some readers' questions: The use of monthly tickets as the only valid vote in the voting list of "Magic Carving" is carefully considered, for statistical convenience and to reflect the preferences and needs of genuine readers as fairly as possible, although recommended votes and rewards are as important as scrap iron, but they cannot be used in the popular voting list, I hope you understand (but there will be more recommended votes, and each reward postscript scrap iron is guaranteed to read carefully, and will seriously consider the suggestions of the postscript!) ）