Chapter 089 I don't know whether to live or die

When Zhuo Jun and Fang Yi came up from the hall, Lei Hao and the five of them had already returned from toasting, all of them had ruddy faces and were extremely excited. Huaqing's goods couldn't even walk steadily, but they still couldn't recover from the excitement of drinking with the leader, and danced and shouted to honor Lei Hao.

The other three were not very interested, and their smiles at Lei Hao became more and more amiable, and with Huaqing, they held wine glasses one by one, wanting to pay tribute to Lei Hao.

Deputy Director Liang held a cup in one hand and patted Lei Hao's shoulder affectionately with the other, as if he was treating his own nephew, and the smile on his face was as warm as spring, "Lei Chu, it's not that my old Liang is talking about you, this is your fault, since Director Xiangyang has a good relationship with this person, why didn't you say it earlier, so we almost lost our respect." ”

"Yes, Lei Division, with this care, Director Xiangyang will not run away next year. This is a key step, and the sky will be high and the sea will be wide in the future! Congratulations, congratulations. Deputy Director Sun smiled, not to be outdone.

"Lei, I can't say it, I have to have a few drinks. As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly saw the chief sitting in the chief, and I was so frightened that my legs and stomach swayed. Secretary-General Liu also joked.

Lei Hao actually didn't understand what's going on, why his uncle suddenly had dinner with that one, the moment he just entered, he was almost speechless, but that one was also kind, the five of them went up to toast incoherently, and they also took a symbolic sip, don't look at this small mouthful, it will be a talking point in the future, no wonder these people are excited, even he himself is so excited that he wants to find a place where no one is yelling a few times.

At this time, Zhuo Jun and Fang Yi just pushed the door in, Lei Hao suddenly felt full of spirit, a sense of pride rose from the soles of his feet, waved his hand, and deliberately made a loud voice, so that Fang Yi could hear: "It is said that officialdom has three fears, one is afraid that the widow sleeps, and there is no one above; Second, I am afraid that prostitutes will sleep, and the above will always be replaced; The three are afraid of sleeping with their wives and doing their own people. Uncle often said that no matter how strong his ability is, he must be appreciated by the leader, but he has always been relatively low-key, and he doesn't like to publicize these things. My uncle accompanied Mayor Huo Zemin Huo to eat here, and I also ask everyone not to be too loud when they go out......"

When Fang Yi heard the words "Mayor Huo Zemin Huo", he suddenly remembered the young man he had seen on the first floor just now, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Zhuo Jun with some confusion, and seeing that there was nothing abnormal on Zhuo Jun's face, he also looked indifferent, and sat down silently as he returned to his previous seat.

Lei Hao saw that Fang Yi didn't react in the slightest, and suddenly felt a heavy punch hit the cotton, and his chest was so tight that he wanted to vomit blood. At this time, the wine was surging, and the uncle was upstairs, so he naturally had no scruples, and his courage was thicker than a bucket, and he said in his heart Anyway, this woman doesn't know what to do, so she just gave her some color to see, her eyes rolled, and she smiled ill-intentionedly: "Forget it, don't be so dry, I suddenly remembered a little story I heard not long ago, or tell it to help everyone drink?" ”

At this time, several other people naturally looked at him, and as soon as the words fell, someone immediately responded: "Then say it, Lei Zhi, don't sell it." ”

Lei Hao glanced at Fang Yi and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about one first." But there is a condition, tonight we are all adults, people who have come over, people who have seen the formation, let's say it first, everyone has to contribute a joke, representing the wine culture level of different regions and ages, the theme of meat and vegetarian is not limited, and most people laugh out loud to pass, otherwise three glasses of wine will be fined. ”

There was another echo of applause.

Lei Hao cleared his throat and said, "Once, Su Dongpo's wife and Su Xiaomei chanted poems on the lake together, so unhappy. Suddenly, there was a lot of wind and waves on the lake, and Su Xiaomei's dress was wet. At this time, my sister-in-law came out with a link to make fun of Su Xiaomei, this link is 'waves up, my sister is wet below'. ”

Lei Hao suddenly stopped when he said this, Deputy Director Liang, Deputy Director Sun, Secretary General Liu, and Hua Qing were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a yellow joke, there is a woman in this room, Fang Dong is a woman, and it is clearly flirting to make her boyfriend look good, this Lei Hao is really bad!

"Lei Division, don't sell the guanzi, hurry up and put it together." Hua Qing hurriedly gave a thumbs up and actively cheered.

Lei Hao continued: "Su Xiaomei listened to her sister-in-law teasing her like this, she was ashamed and anxious, but she couldn't think of a good next link for a while. After a while, the wind stopped, it was the setting sun, the weather was getting colder, and my sister-in-law shivered. Su Xiaomei immediately had a lower link, and the next link was 'The sun goes down, and my sister-in-law is trembling'. ”

After Lei Hao finished speaking, he looked at Fang Yi with a sneer, and deliberately "trembled", causing the other four to burst into laughter.

Fang Yi's face turned blue in an instant, and she had to desperately endure her body not to tremble, if it wasn't for Zhuo Jun quietly holding her hand below, she would definitely be crazy on the spot. However, feeling the warmth and support passed on by Zhuo Jun's hands, I still feel quite useful in my heart.

The four of them were all human spirits, and they knew the meaning of elegance when they heard the string song, Hua Qing then stood up and applauded, "Lei Chu spoke so well and gave us a good start." Then I will also offer an ugly one, saying, the teacher is in the countryside to eliminate illiteracy, let a peasant woman recognize the word 'quilt', the peasant woman can't remember, the teacher prompts: What is on your body when you sleep? The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher couldn't cry or laugh: what about when her husband was away? The peasant woman said, "It's the village chief." ”

This time, Lei Hao and a few people were only Wan'er, which was regarded as a failure of the challenge, and Huaqing was forced to drink two cups before he could pass the test.

After Huaqing, according to the seating order, it was Fang Yi's turn.

Fang Yi was able to insist on sitting here without throwing his face and leaving, it can be said that he has endured to the limit, where is it possible to get involved. With a calm face and no words, the atmosphere suddenly froze completely.

Lei Hao was so flirtatious that he pouted his mouth, and said in a strange manner: "Fang Dong was quite fascinated when he heard it, why didn't he keep silent when it was his turn to speak, and he clearly looked down on us, right?" Or is it that although I have a lot of jokes in my heart, I am not embarrassed to be in front of my boyfriend......"

"Zhuo Jun. Let's go. Fang Yi's face sank, and he immediately got up and said.

"Let's go? Fang Dong, you don't understand the rules too much, you don't take us seriously, this wine is only ......" Lei Hao really didn't expect Fang Yi to have such a strong temperament, the leaders of the three competent units were here, and they really dared to leave regardless of what they said, so he suddenly got up and pulled towards Fang Yi's arm in annoyance.

Zhuo Jun's eyes were cold, he took a step across, took out his right hand, pressed it on Lei Hao's abdomen, bent the knuckles of his middle fingers, and "poked" at his lower abdomen between the electric lights and flints, and then slammed it, before Lei Hao touched Fang Yi's arm, he was pushed by a strong force and staggered back to the corner, squatting on the ground.

"Fuck ......" Lei Hao's face changed greatly, and as soon as he wanted to jump up, he felt a sharp pain in the third point below the umbilicus, and he didn't stand up all of a sudden.

"You! You actually dare to hit Lei Gongzi! You don't want to live anymore! Hua Qing hurriedly ran over and helped Lei Hao up, and the other three also quickly stood up and asked for warmth.

"Follow me? Boy, you've got a kind! If it weren't for Fang Yi's face, do you think you, a broken teacher, are qualified to sit in this room and eat and drink with us? Don't pee on yourself either! Leave the words down today, I can't kill you Lei Hao, I'll have your last name......"

I really don't know whether to live or die!

Zhuo Jun squinted, his heart was also a little angry, and when he was thinking about this secret move just now, whether it would be a little lighter, the door was pushed open, and Executive Deputy Mayor Huo Zemin walked in with a wine glass, and Lei Hao's uncle Liu Xiangyang followed in the same way, like a pug.