Chapter 001 It's better than a sleep in life
Song Qing was annoyed.
It's all to blame for that Zhou Dazui, the guy who has a strict wife, his wife said hello, and he didn't care about the end of the task, and drove straight to his mother-in-law's house across the province. This is good, the fugitive is not caught, not to mention, he has to take a five-hour train back to Zhongzhou alone.
The carriage was a little stuffy, and the two guys on the other side pretended to read the newspaper, and their eyes began to aim at their chests again, and the corners of their mouths were already wet.
And there's more!
Song Qing immediately became angry, stood up on the ground, and pulled the newspaper, "Two old rascals, have you seen enough, and then look at my eyeballs for you to gouge!" ”
The two of them were dumbfounded, shocked and embarrassed, and they were no longer embarrassed to sit here, so they got up and away.
I have to say that Song Qing is very beautiful, with delicate and sassy short hair with ear-length hair, curly eyelashes, and white skin like jade. Compared with the softness of ordinary oriental women, her facial features are more three-dimensional, and she is more capable and pretty. The most terrible thing is her breasts, which was originally a very casual and loose denim shirt, but she wore it to death.
It was heavy, round and crispy, like a ripe fruit.
"Why are you so big, it's still an eyesore! If it weren't for this burden, I would have been second every time I ran when I was in the police academy? Song Qing was angry and thought depressedly.
If these words were heard by the other young women in the carriage, they would probably rush up and strangle her directly.
But Rao made such a big move, and the sleeper next to her still didn't have the slightest intention of waking up. It was originally leaning on her shoulder, but because she got up just now, her head slid down the side of her legs, and it was comfortably resting on her pair of slender and strong thighs.
was sprayed by the exhaled hot air, Song Qing's leg muscles suddenly tightened, this feeling was very strange, crispy, and it made people's backs itch. If you want to say that when you practice martial arts at the police academy, you have never fought with a lot of senior brothers and brothers, why has it never been?
His fists clenched, and he took countless deep breaths, suppressing the urge to pick up this guy and beat him up.
She knew that this guy was not pretending to be asleep, and she could tell if she was really sleeping after years of training at the police academy. In fact, it was also because this kid's sleeping state was so natural and comfortable that it was really unbearable to disturb him, and several times his fist was about to hit his face, but she still held it back.
At the age of twenty-one or twelve, his face is delicate and comfortable, and his eyebrows are very thick. On his face, there was a strange mixture of childishness and maturity.
He slept soundly, with a warm smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he had dreamed of something extremely beautiful, and half of his cute dimples appeared on his right cheek.
The skin is not white, but it has an indescribable moisturization, smooth and flawless like a newborn baby.
Song Qing herself is a big beauty, and she has seen a lot, but there is really no skin that can compare to this person.
"Big man, why don't you have such good skin! A sissy! ”
Song Qing was extremely unhappy.
This kid has been sleeping since he got in the car, and now he has been leaning on his shoulder for more than an hour, not to mention the soreness and pain, this time he slid directly onto her thighs, and used her pair of slender and strong thighs after years of exercise as pillows, because she slept sweetly, and the corners of her mouth flowed a little crystal.
Just when she was about to lose her breath and her fists rattle, a burst of children's fierce cries suddenly broke out in the neighbor's seat.
Song Qing frowned, this was also where her irritability was. The kid didn't seem to be able to pull off the stool, and had been smashing for nearly an hour, and had been whimpering quietly, but at this moment, somehow it suddenly erupted.
I was about to go over and take a look, but suddenly I felt a cold thigh, and the sleeper was actually woken up, with sleepy eyes, he grabbed the water cup on the table and poured it violently, and when he came, he also took a sip of saliva, shook his head and sighed, "In the talk and laughter of the emperor's hegemony, it is better than a sleep ...... life"
"Bastard, my!"
Song Qing snatched her beloved "locklock" water cup in her arms, like a little female tiger protecting her cubs.
The scream startled Zhuo Jun, he finally woke up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and saw that the pretty and capable beauty next to him was looking at him like a bad person, because he was angry, the two majestic fullness on his chest were crazy, which was very tempting.
Zhuo Jun's eyes lit up, but he knew his special situation, and after a brief evaluation in his heart, he quickly diverted his attention and gaze.
He was woken up by the child's sudden burst of crying, and he was sleeping soundly, but in his dream, Chen Lu's "Wuji Diagram" was appearing in a way that is rarely seen on weekdays, and he was about to explore the secret and study it well, when he was woken up.
Turning his head, he found the source of the sound, it was a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old sister-in-law, holding a boy less than two years old, the boy's pants were pulled down, and there was a trash can underneath, crying and sweating.
"Hmm. Dry stools. Can't pull down the. Zhuo Jun groaned and muttered to himself.
"Stinky rascal, so you're pretending to be asleep!"
Song Qingqi suddenly didn't fight, she threw the cup on the table, and her fists were about to burst.
"Hey. This sister, the cup can be thrown around, but the words can't be messed up. ”
"Nonsense? As soon as you get in the car, you are sleeping, and after you fall asleep, the children can't pull it down, how do you know if you don't pretend to be asleep? ”
"Calm down. Calm down. Zhuo Jun waved his hand, looked around mysteriously, tilted his head to her face, and whispered, "I observed it myself." To tell you the truth, in fact, I am a health preservation. ”
"Wellness...... National player? Song Qing was first numb by his hot breath, but then he became angry, "You lie to birds, I have only heard of public nutritionists, traditional Chinese medicine health practitioners, how can there be any health care practitioners." Please, before you lie next time, can you do a little homework? ”
"No?" Zhuo Jun was also stunned.
This is what the master told him, saying that with his current level, he is already a health preservation, and when he goes out, he will have more face.
Song Qing's fist clenched crisply, and he sneered: "Pretend, continue to pretend." Give me again, believe it or not, you won't be able to take care of yourself in your life now. ”
Zhuo Jun had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender.
He is free and open-minded by nature, and he is half a person who is accustomed to the Tao, so he naturally doesn't care about these, not to mention, it is not the first time that he sleeps in the car, and he apologizes or something, and he is familiar with the road or something, "I'm sorry, I was too sleepy just now, and I fell asleep next to your shoulder." You exercise regularly, don't mention, it's really comfortable to lean......"
Song Qing's temper was very cheerful, and he snorted, don't look over his head and don't pay attention to him anymore.
Over there, the child's mother, at the suggestion of a middle-aged man with glasses next to her, poured a lot of water on the child, but the child cried even more, coughing and choking, and her little face was red and purple. The young mother was so anxious that she burst into tears.
Zhuo Jun couldn't stand it anymore, got up and walked to the mother, reached out and gently touched the child's head, and said softly: "Sister-in-law, let me help you take a look, okay?" ”
It's strange to say, when he touched it so lightly, the child really didn't cry anymore, staring at him curiously with his big wet eyes, but his throat was still a little twitching.
Don't underestimate this touch, the seven major doors of traditional health preservation: tuning, spitting, guiding, bait, sperm preservation, fumigation, and natural feeding. What Zhuo Jun just used has the "tuning" and "guidance" in it.
The child is too nervous and has too many mood swings, so it is important to let him be calm and calm first, so that it can be convenient and effective. Zhuo Jun's touch has the method of massaging acupoints in "guidance", and in the voice that he spoke just now, there is a reassuring "tune" true sound.
When the mother saw the gods, she immediately seemed to see a living Bodhisattva, pulling his sleeve and was about to kneel down for help, Zhuo Jun held it and comforted him gently: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, it's not a big problem, I'll take a look at it, and I promise that it will be fine." ”
Under the true sound of "tuning", the young mother's mood also eased a little, let go of her hand, and wiped away her tears embarrassedly.
Hey?
This made Song Qing's eyes, who were waiting to see the joke with contempt on his face, suddenly widen, so godly? Then there was a suspicious face, this is not a gang of liars singing a double reed, right?
Zhuo Jun was about to take a hand, but the middle-aged man next to him who had been blindly directing the glasses stopped working, day, isn't this a slap in the face!
Stretching out his hand to block, he said in an unkind tone: "Young man, you can't do it, don't pretend to understand, the child is young, don't be blind, you see that the child's face is already purple at this time, or don't act rashly, wait until the next station to go to the hospital for examination and examination......"
Before Zhuo Jun could speak, Song Qing stopped doing it first, and sneered: "Don't let people see, you yourself are not kneading, pressing and irrigating, you have been tossing for forty or fifty minutes, look at the toss of people and children!" ”
"You, you fart!"
The middle-aged man with his eyes turned purple and trembled with anger, and several buddies who were walking with him around him stood up to cheer and denounce, and deliberately hindered Zhuo Jun in front of him.
Song Qing stood with a golden knife and took out his police card, "I am Song Qing, a police officer of the investigation team of the Zhongzhou City Criminal Police Detachment, and if I stop it indiscriminately, it will hinder the performance of official duties." Just let this kid ...... Lad, take a look. ”
Turning his head and glaring fiercely, "Don't come nonsense, or ......"
"Yes. Unable to take care of oneself in life. ”
Zhuo Jun said lightly, took out his left hand, five slender and neat fingers, and held it on the child's wrist, and his right hand touched the child's lower abdomen with the palm along the palm. To outsiders, it takes about five seconds, but it contains a variety of subtle changes such as chopping, poking, slapping, grabbing, holding, bumping, and closing.
After determining the shape of the position, Zhuo Jun raised his head and swept around, "This uncle, borrow your peanut oil and use it." ”
The five fingers of his left hand remained unchanged, continued to clasp it, and beckoned to Song Qing, who was waiting stupidly on the side, "Help me, feed the peanut oil slowly." ”
"Oh."
“…… Belch...... Feed the kids, not me! ”
Zhuo Jun squatted slightly, took his right hand, released the breath of Neidan that had been practiced for more than ten years, and massaged the child from the right lower abdomen to the left lower abdomen along the direction of the clock, and so on and so on for dozens of years, after determining that the foreign body was broken, he exhaled and closed the work, and explained to Song Qing: "Continue to feed, this time it will be a little slower......
At the same time, the five fingers of the left hand clasp the pulse and twist gently.
Just half a minute later, there was a hot smell coming out of the carriage. Song Qing, middle-aged in his eyes, all the onlookers, including the police, looked stupid.