Chapter 276: A man comes to the great aunt instead of a woman
"You...... Give it all to me. After a long groan, Mu Shuiyan finally thought of a solution.
"All of them? Do you need to use so much at once? Shi Yi asked suspiciously.
"Oh, I just told me, why are you asking so much." Mu Shuiyan's forehead was oozed black lines, and she said in a slightly angry tone, and then opened a crack in the bathroom door slightly, and a tender white arm stretched out: "Give it to me." ”
Shi Yi shook his head helplessly, he really couldn't understand the thoughts of these girls, and these messy things, and then directly handed the plastic bag in his hand to Mu Shuiyan, and the bathroom door was quickly closed, as if he was on guard against Shi Yi, a "pervert".
In the bathroom, Mu Shuiyan opened the plastic bag and looked at a large number of sanitary napkins of various brands inside, a trace of shyness and laughter flashed on her face, and she was completely embarrassed.
With a sweep of his eyes, he selected Sophie among them, pulled it away very neatly, and then prepared to use it.
At this moment, a very strange bell suddenly came from outside, "Two tigers two tigers, in love, in love, both male, both male, really perverted, really perverted......"
Suddenly frightened, Mu Shuiyan's slender hand shook, and the prepared Sophie sanitary napkin fell directly to the ground, and there was a puddle of water on the ground, which was instantly absorbed.
{}{Small} said 3w.ybdu looked at the Sophie sanitary napkin on the ground, Mu Shuiyan couldn't cry or laugh, so she could only reopen a piece again.
Sophie sanitary napkins, super absorbent, are cows.
"Hey." In the living room, Shi Yi answered the phone with a black line on his face, and now he was embarrassed in front of Mu Shuiyan again.
"Shi Yi, where are you? Why didn't you come back so late? Xu Fangfang's nice voice came from the phone.
"I'm in a hotel. You can't go back tonight if you have something, so take care of your own safety. Shi Yi walked to the sofa and sat down, and asked the phone in a soft voice.
"A hotel? Are you alone? Which hotel is it? Do? Xu Fangfang's voice immediately changed, very nervous and urgent.
"Of course I'm not alone." Relieved for a moment, and then said as a matter of course.
"What? Anyone else? Xu Fangfang's heart immediately lifted, and immediately asked, "Who is it?" ”
"Faint, where do you think, I'm here for a class reunion, everyone is there. It's late tonight, so I can't go back for the time being, so I'll go back tomorrow. Shi Yi explained carefully, but then he grinned and said, "How does it sound like you're jealous?" ”
"Jealous? I don't have one. Xu Fangfang breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, but this time she didn't admit it.
"Not yet, looking at the nervous look you just now, isn't it jealous?" Shi Yi didn't let her go, and continued to tease and say.
"Hmph, I won't tell you, I'm going to sleep with Cimei, I'll sleep with Cimei tonight, I'm so afraid." Xu Fangfang tried her best to make her voice more seductive, she really didn't know who taught her this.
Shi Yi's mind irrepressibly appeared in the wonderful scene of Xu Fangfang and Gu Ci sleeping in the same bed, and a word came out of itself, "sleeping together"!
After speaking, Xu Fangfang was ready to hang up the phone.
However, at this time, the bathroom door opened, and then Mu Shuiyan held a plastic bag in one hand and stroked her damp hair with the other, and asked casually: "It's so late, whose phone is it?" ”
This time, Shi Yi really wanted to die.
There was a brief silence on the other side of the phone, followed by Xu Fangfang's cold voice, "Good night, I wish you a good time." ”
"I ......" Shi Yi knew something was wrong, and wanted to say something, but there was already a busy tone on the other side of the phone.
"Am I messing with your good deeds?" Mu Shuiyan vaguely felt that she was in trouble, and said with some pity.
Shi Yi glanced at Mu Shuiyan, and was about to say a few words to her, but he couldn't take back his eyes when he looked at her.
Mu Shuiyan had just taken a bath, and there was only a white bath towel around her body, and after bathing, her skin showed a white and red baby state, a large area of bare skin leaked out, and the moist hair was on her shoulders, which was very tempting and attracted Shi Yi's eyes.
"Could it be that I also came across the picture of the legendary beauty bathing?" Shi Yi howled wolf in his heart, looking at Mu Shuiyan at this time, he was really full of extreme temptation.
Mu Shuiyan was a little embarrassed by Shi Yi's staring, and her face was blushing, "What are you looking at?" ”
"Look at you." Shi Yi said casually.
This time, Mu Shuiyan made a big red face again, and hid directly in the quilt with her head down, and the plastic bag was placed in the cabinet by her bedside.
"Are you going to sleep here?" Looking at Mu Shuiyan, who was blushing and hid in the quilt, Shi Yi was a little helpless.
"Hmm." There was a buzzing voice from the quilt, "What are you going to do?" ”
"I wonder if this bed can squeeze two people? I'll give it a try. As soon as he spoke, he walked towards the bed.
"Nope." Mu Shuiyan got out of the quilt and waved her hand at Shi Yi, "The bed is too small, it can't squeeze two people at all, you still ...... Let's sleep on the couch. ”
"Alas, on such a cold day and such a long night, you can bear to let me sleep on the sofa alone? What should I do if I catch a cold? Are you responsible for serving tea and water? Shi Yi pretended to be very hurt.
"On such a cold day and such a long night, can you bear to let me sleep on the sofa as a girl? What should I do if I catch a cold then? Are you responsible for serving tea and water? Mu Shuiyan is treating others in the way of others.
"Hmm." Shi Yi nodded very seriously, "If you have a cold call because of this, I will definitely serve you well until you recover." ”
"......" Mu Shuiyan was speechless for Shi Yi to say such a dazzling and shameless thing, she was a girl.
After a moment's hesitation, he said, "But this bed really can't fit in." Besides, I'm a girl, how can I sleep in the same bed with you. ”
"Okay, I see." Shi Yi returned to the sofa and lay down directly on it, "Girls are always a little privileged, who made you a girl." ”
Mu Shuiyan raised her eyebrows and said a sentence that made Shi Yi speechless for a long time: "If a man can replace a woman to come to the aunt, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, abortion, miscarriage, dystocia, caesarean section, heavy bleeding, breastfeeding, artificial milk extraction, out of shape, and fear of betrayal, then I am willing to give this bed to you." ”
Shi was hit by an arrow in his knee in an instant, and knelt for Mu Shuiyan.