It's already July, Zhang Lan is already 5 months old, and the reputation of a genius has gradually spread throughout the village, and there is gradually a posture of spreading throughout the town, don't you believe it? There's no way, who has seen 4 months before he can speak, although he hasn't had teeth and can't speak clearly; Who has ever seen someone who has stumbled and crawled for 5 months and can barely walk? Well, although you may not believe it, but people already know more than 100 Chinese characters, isn't this genius?

So there was a strange phenomenon in the village, when the sister-in-law who took care of Zhang Lan all day long hugged Zhang Lan to the door, as long as she was a lactating woman, she would breastfeed him.

Now Zhang Lan is lying in the shade of a tree in the courtyard, and a mat is spread on the ground to prevent cold. The sister-in-law next to her was sleeping soundly, and she didn't care how many eyeballs her wonderful figure would be murdered if she was seen by others.

It's been 5 months since I've been reborn, and I've gradually accepted this reality, so is the memory of the previous moment true or false? I don't really have an ability, right, if it's true, it's that I've stepped on this life, no, plus the biggest pile of shit in my last life. How can I prove that I really have powers? The black eyes are unfocused, and the sunlight shines through the gaps between the branches and leaves.

The little fingers of the cute pink hair are unconsciously stuffed into the mouth and sucked, and the small little head is full of confusion.

With that, Zhang Lan's spirit perked up: Isn't there three abilities, recall the experience of the previous life, it is best to still pay attention to the small details that you didn't pay attention to before, and see if you can remember it, this is the best evidence that can prove that you do have abilities.

So, start with a little kid. Gradually, shocked, still shocked, remembered, from childhood to adulthood, no matter how small, even the embarrassment of bedwetting before the age of 3 remembered, in the last life, Zhang Lan's least favorite thing to learn was English, and the number of times I passed the English test in my memory~~~~~ well~~~~~~ counted it with two hands, and now I remember the words in the English textbook in my previous life clearly, Zhang Lan grinned and laughed wildly: Wow, hahaha, I don't have to learn English to memorize words in the future; I remembered that I dreamed of making a fortune at the time and dreamed of buying a lottery ticket to win five million,For this purpose, I deliberately checked the winning numbers of the previous times,I didn't expect to remember it clearly now,Wowhaha,This time the uncle made a fortune,Wouldn't it be even if you don't do anything, then you don't have to worry about no money,When the time comes, you really can't buy lottery tickets,Buy a period to buy,Every time you win 5 million,Buy a lottery company hug your head and cry,Don't dare to open the door again! Dear, great starting point, I will always remember your teachings, realize the rebirth through the universe, and be not afraid to go through the universe!!

And what about coordination? Well, do you still need to think about this, who has ever seen a little baby who can walk at 5 months? How is it possible to do it without excellent body coordination? With this Dongdong, there is no need to be afraid of fighting in the future.

Since you have this advantage, it would be a fool not to take advantage of it, so remember it, it seems that I haven't heard of any martial arts masters around? Zhang Lan was depressed for a while: Why, why should others be reborn and surrounded by beauties; or directly occupy the body of a guy with a prominent family, without starting from scratch, directly occupy everything of this guy, and beauties and masters are constantly coming; Otherwise, it is directly a continuous adventure, and when I see the spirit of the talented king, everyone is convinced, and many little brothers and beauties cry and shout and hold their thighs, and I will spend it with you if you don't accept me; I was reborn and turned out to be a little doll? Well, that's it, after all, it's better to do yourself, this mistake can be forgiven, but the most unacceptable thing is, that is, why isn't there a master around you?

Okay, okay, it's useless to complain about anyone, the master in the impression seems to be the grandfather, and now there are two stone locks weighing 70 pounds each in the old man's yard, where to put it, the old man will catch it when he is idle and dance whirring, although it seems to be very imposing, the chickens, ducks, geese, and dogs in the yard are kicked by chickens, flying dogs, pigs, jumping over the wall, and dogs barking, but I don't seem to see any routines, they are all wild ways when they were soldiers. Well, although it is a wild road, it is also a summary of the experience on the battlefield, and the guy at the critical moment, he can learn from the old man when he grows up.

When I was curious in my last life, I found some military boxing on the potatoes and learned for a while, the military boxing is good, the military boxing cow, it is a one-hit attack to control the enemy, and the lethality is huge. At that time, I practiced so-so for two days and then I didn't practice, but now that I have time, I must practice such a good thing.

Well? Wait, who said that? Martial arts in the world, only fast and unbreakable? Seems to be Master Kim? I'm really a pig, the little guy scolded secretly, it seems that the good children in the previous life are used to it, and this kind of common-sense problem has only been thought out until now. Well, speed, this is the first point, in addition to speed but also strength, otherwise you hit the other party ten times the other party is fine, the other party hit you and you can't stand it, it will be too miserable, the way to exercise strength is running, pull-ups, push-ups, sandbags are exempt, it is said that often sandbags over 50 years old hands will not work, the typical performance is that the hands will keep trembling, chopsticks can not hold, the bowl always falls to the ground, the little guy shivered, think about it and feel terrible, resolutely do not do things that are not good for the body! Now it is decided to start exercising after 1 year old.

Well, the key is whether it is okay to summon, Zhang Lan has no bottom in his heart, why don't you summon it once first? Uh, forget it, imagine the scene where you are treated as a monster, the little guy can't help but shudder, this kind of anti-heaven ability is better to wait for himself to be older.

But who is better to summon, Zhang Lan thought: Although you can't summon it now, it doesn't mean that you can't think about it now, monsters can't be summoned, otherwise you will be treated as a monster; Summon an alien ship? Uh, the idea is very good, but it seems to be overweight, remember that it seems to be no more than ten tons, Transformers don't know if it can, if only it could summon Optimus Prime, you can have a free, never need to refuel, a car with its own navigation function and bodyguards can be used, and the biggest advantage is that it can automatically change the model, whether he is Mercedes-Benz BMW Ferrari Road or Viper Lamborghini, it can be realized, when the time comes, if you want a sports car, you need a sports car, if you want a sedan, you need a car, If you want an SUV, you need an SUV, wahaha, Jushuang, what a temptation for a crazy car fan! It's really Brother Zhu in hand, and I have the world's famous cars.

Brother Pillar is very good, or Megatron is also very good, the stealth plane is also very good, it is convenient to go anywhere, the biggest advantage is that you never have to worry about the occurrence of air crashes, there is no fuel consumption, when the time comes, whether he is a Tomcat (US F-14 fighter) or Hornet (US F-18 fighter) let them eat fart in the back, and they don't need to apply for a visa if they want to go to the United States in the future, how cool!! I just don't know if it's invisible, if it can be invisible, it will be even cooler, and when the time comes, go to the United States to steal a plane and sell it to the country, and it will be the coolest to do without capital.

Or the Terminator? Wow, cool Terminator, it makes people's blood surging when they think about it: the coldness of the T-100, the variety of the T-1000, the perfect high-tech and ultimate force of the T-X, it is simply a man's dream, it is murder and arson, oh no, it is the ultimate weapon for fighting!! If you don't have a girlfriend, you can occasionally make a cameo appearance as a girlfriend when you attend a banquet, and watch the room full of perverts drooling and envy them. I just don't know what kind of expression they will have when they know that such a miserable and beautiful beauty is a robot, Zhang Lan thought evilly.

Zhang Lan fell into the YY of a better life in the future and couldn't extricate herself, saliva flowed down her fingers to the ground and drowned the boss, a group of ants didn't know it, and only innocent ants were left there to scream angrily: I TMD is recruiting who provoked me?!!

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Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Xiao Ningzi decided, from now on, he will practice the trick he just thought of, so a small figure with teeth and claws appeared on the small mat, and a voice came from the side: "Little nephew, are you hungry, come, aunt will let you find your mother to feed." ”

Zhang Lanyu ~~~~~~~~~ how could he be regarded as wanting to eat milk when he practiced kung fu?

Catch the week

In the blink of an eye, our little Zhang Lan has turned one year old, it is time to eat the first birthday wine, grandma is even more happy, in Zhang Lan's memory, grandma is the most loved by herself, there was nothing good in the countryside at that time, Zhang Lan's grandmother has not come to see when her mother was confined (listen to what her mother said, but her father did not deny it), and then Zhang Lan's grandmother never bought him a little food, play, and clothing after Zhang Lan was sensible.

Grandma's family raised a lot of chickens and sheep, life is very good, my mother was confined to replenish the body and eat was sent by my grandmother to my aunt, for this matter my mother complained about my father, I regretted my last life, Zhang Lan didn't remember anything at that time, and there was no way to verify it, now it's okay, I have a chance.

Well, with a very good and powerful sentence, the years are like water, time is like a song, our dear Comrade Zhang Lan has spent a full 12 months in the years of rebirth, that is, Zhang Lan is now one year old, today is a good day for the great Zhang Lan to come to this world for 365 days, today the wind is beautiful, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and the elders who are eagerly looking forward to the growth of Zhang Lan are going to hold a great event for him today, which is related to the happiness of Zhang Lan in the second half of his life - Catch the Week.

That's right, it is to catch the week, the first activity in the history of Zhang Lan's growth that was personally decided by himself, at this moment, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, grandmother, aunt, aunt, uncle, uncle, three uncles, two uncles, three aunts were all present to witness this great historical moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone.

Which one is better? Zhang Lan stared at the pile of things in front of her, she had a headache, did she grab a pen? Or is it the new renminbi? Or is it the toy pistol? Or which children's tricycle? Or is it the stick? Do you want that rag doll? Zhang Lan had a chill: It's a little inappropriate to be so small like a woman, and she is powerless ~~~

The relatives who were surrounded by a large circle did not dare to come out, for fear of affecting Zhang Lan's moment of determining history, as if it had affected the sinners of the ages.

Mother's, Zhang Lan hesitated for a long time, the pen represents culture, can't do without, as a member of the great reborn clan, the importance of culture is simply undoubted, no culture, the most terrible; Renminbi? Damn, how can I not want to, in the face of the great renminbi, all reactionaries are paper tigers, and this is resolutely unavoidable;

Pistol? It seems that it can't be less, as the greatest and most outstanding invention in modern times, Grandpa Mao said that "power comes out of the barrel of a gun", although Zhang Lan does not plan to rebel, but having a gun to defend himself is still very reassuring, and the waist pole is hard when there is a gun;

Children's tricycles? As a loyal lover of cars and motorcycles, crazy enthusiasts, although he has never driven a car in his previous life, and the motorcycle is only a Qianjiang 125, this can't stop Zhang Lan's crazy fascination with speed machines in his heart.

Sticks. Zhang Lan thought about it for a while, it seems that he will be bullied if he doesn't know how to do some effort, this is resolutely not allowed, as a member of the great reborn clan, it is not bad to bully others by himself, how can he allow others to bully himself? That's too humiliating. From the moment he knew that he was reborn, Zhang Lan set the principles for himself in this life: if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me, knock him to the ground and step on one foot again; Earn money peacefully, enjoy yourself in good health, hide in the corner and pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. But if there is no powerless protection, it will be too miserable, there is nothing to say, and the stick is also needed.

Ragdolls? Women, dizzy, how can there be no woman to share if you succeed?! It's basically nothing to think about, be sure to catch!

It's ruthless, since no one is missing, then leave them all!! So in the stunned eyes of relatives and friends, I watched in a daze as our lovely classmate Zhang Lan put the pen into his pocket, biting the RMB in his mouth, holding a rag doll in his arms, holding a stick in one hand and a toy pistol in the other, rolling and crawling, stumbling and stumbling towards the tricycle, with a happy smirk.

The elders were dumbfounded: I've never seen this like this, what is this? looked at each other stupidly for a long time, and finally Zhang Lan's grandfather coughed: "This, I see, this is a good thing, this child is smart, looking at the child, he will definitely be highly educated in the future, can be a big official, and make a lot of money." ”

"Is that so?" Suspicion around the circle.

"It must be, you see whose children can catch so many things, it means that my grandson is blessed." Grandpa Zhang Lan's face was full of relief.

"Oh", since the old man said so, then it should be like this, the old man is also from the Eighth Route Army, and he has great insight in following the party to the north and south, and now the country still supports him (disabled military subsidy), since the old man said so, it must not be wrong.

The surroundings are excited, isn't it, the old man said so, so can it be wrong?

Grandpa Zhang Lan pulled Zhang Lan's father aside: "I see, you kid can't really say what kind of star he is, although it is now a socialist society, I don't believe in these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, but there is always some truth handed down by the ancestors, tomorrow you will go to the ancestral grave to incense, burn paper, thank the ancestors, maybe this time it is really our ancestral grave green smoke." ”

Zhang Lan's father looked excited: "Okay, Dad, don't worry, I'll go tomorrow." ”

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"Hey, his eldest sister, have you heard, the child of Zhang's fourth family took everything away when he arrested Zhou, you say it's not strange, I've never heard of it," asked Woman A.

"I heard it, you don't understand this, I heard people say that this is called the stars descending to earth, it is a good life to be rich and noble, but it's a pity that our family is a kid, if a girl is promised to him, he will enjoy a lifetime of happiness." Woman B replied.

"Hey, his eldest brother, have you heard, something strange happened to the child in Zhang's fourth family when he caught Zhou, have you heard?" The dragon set armor asked.

"You kid know, I saw that when the Zhang family boy was born, there was green smoke on his ancestral grave, it seems that the Zhang family boy will definitely be a big man in the future, and Zhang Laosi will be close to each other in the future, maybe in the future, our son will be able to get a little light."

"Well, brother, what you said is reasonable."

"Old sister-in-law, have you heard, the ancestral grave of the child in Zhang's fourth family was full of green smoke when he was born, have you heard?" Two bored old ladies chatting on the street.

"Hey, I also heard that when the Zhang family boy was born, there was a dragon in the hospital, and the dragon born to the Zhang family boy was gone, and the blind fortune teller from the village said that there would be a real dragon in the village a while ago, and I think it is the Zhang family boy."

"Hey, then our village has to follow suit."

"That's not what happened."

It's messy, it's all messy, the words about the Zhang family kid are getting more and more outrageous, and all kinds of rumors are on the rise, but Zhang Lan is very happy, it's good to mess up, if it's messy, you can find an excuse for your genius, and you don't have to be afraid of being drowned in the future, no matter what you do, one sentence comes out: genius, it's always different!!