201 You're so big
"I'm a man with a daughter-in-law. %&*Aoi (~Sha.^文#
Xiaoxin was also stunned, and then, she laughed, laughed for a while, and then spoke: "Forget it, it's me who made a mistake, I don't mind a girl, and you're quite unhappy." ”
"I'm sorry." I say.
"What's there to say I'm sorry for, I think you're pretty good now, much better than the big day you used to be with me, much more mature, if you were like this at the beginning, I think we should still be very happy now."
After she finished speaking, I didn't feel good in my heart, and the bits and pieces that I used to be together suddenly appeared in front of me, of course, just a flash.
"Hey, did you listen to me?" Xiaoxin suddenly lifted her head leaning on my shoulder, "You're still stunned when talking to you, so I won't tell you." ”
"I'm not stunned, I've been listening to you just now." I'm somewhat innocent.
"Then you repeat what I just said." Xiaoxin puffed out her cheeks and looked at me.
"Ang ......," I thought for a moment, "you just said that if I were like this in the past, then we should still be very happy." ”
"Fool, this is the previous sentence, let me ask you what I just said."
"Hmm......" I was a little helpless, "can we stop talking about such a boring topic?" ”
"No, I'll just ask, and you have to say." Xiao Xin played a scoundrel as she spoke.
In fact, with girls, there are always so many boring things, if it is the kind of particularly sweet little couple, if this happens, they must feel very happy with each other, but I have nothing to do with Xiaoxin now, so I'm a little entangled, treat her as a little face? That's impossible.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, you're stunned! Answer me quickly. Xiaoxin pinched my inner thigh.
"Oops." I shook off Xiaoxin's hand vigorously, and then rubbed my inner thighs: "Damn, what are you pinching me for?" ”
"Just pinch you, or you won't listen to me, and who are you talking to, you stupid." After Xiaoxin finished speaking, she went up to my other inner thigh, and then, I don't know if she did it intentionally or unintentionally, she touched my flagpole.
She took her hand away as if it was nothing, and I couldn't stand it anymore.
Just as she was about to speak and criticize her, her phone rang, and then she glanced at the phone screen, and I also inadvertently glanced at the words Ma Ge written on it, Xiaoxin looked at me.
"Come on, what's this?" I say.
Xiaoxin picked up the phone, and then said in a particularly surprised tone: "Hey, Brother Ma, why did you remember to call me?" What's wrong? ”
Immediately afterwards, I saw Xiaoxin's face change, then stood up, walked to the side and picked up the phone.
I didn't look in her direction, and then I looked at the old man in the small garden, and I didn't know if I was watching him play or if I was stunned. %&*Aoi (~Sha.^文#
Anyway, when I came to my senses, Xiaoxin had already sat down next to me, her face looked a little bad, and she seemed to be in a bad mood.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"No, no." Xiaoxin hurriedly waved her hand.
"Is he the middle-aged man who was with you last time at KFC?" I asked.
"Which one?" Xiaoxin and I pretended to be confused.
"Which one do you say? Don't pretend to be stupid, it doesn't matter to the two of us anyway, just say it if you can, what's this. I spread my hands, "But if you don't want to say it, I don't care, I don't want to listen anyway." ”
Xiaoxin looked at me twice, then nodded her head twice, and lowered her head.
"Is something really wrong?" I asked.
"It's not like there's something wrong."
"What's going on, how can you answer the phone and look like this?" I asked.
"He just said on the phone that I should go to his house to find him......" Xiaoxin's voice became quieter and quieter.
"To his house? What are you doing at his house? I asked.
Xiaoxin suddenly turned her face to me: "You are also pretending to be confused with me, are you?" ”
After she said this, I immediately understood, then leaned back, and then smiled: "You can choose not to go." ”
"He gave me a lot of money."
"Then you can go, it doesn't matter." I stretched out my hands, "You just go ahead and fall." ”
"Don't worry, he just asked me to go downstairs to his house at noon, it's still early in the morning, you can stay with me until noon." Xiao Xin's face was smiling again.
"Actually, what I want to know most now is the secret you want to tell." After I finished speaking, Xiaoxin didn't pay attention to me at all.
Instead, he pointed his finger at the ticket office and shouted, "Look, look, the door is open." ”
Then Xiaoxin immediately stood up and grabbed my arm and ran over, I was really speechless.
After buying a ticket, we chartered a boat for two hours, and then sat on it, it was the kind of boat with pedals, the two of us sat on one side, pedaled with feet, Xiaoxin looked very happy and excited, I glanced out, and found that the water was still quite clear, if it was sewage, I would not have come to row.
The river is also quite large, and we slipped forward in the middle of the river without listening to the turn and without listening.
Xiao Xin smirked, but I was unusually bored on the side.
Then I secretly pulled out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, then lit a fire and smoked it.
"Smoking is not allowed in this park." Xiaoxin said.
"Well, I lied to you just now." I smiled and took another drag on my cigarette.
"Burn the pen." Xiaoxin scolded me, and then stretched out her hand: "Give me one." ”
"No."
"Hurry up and give me one."
"No."
"Bastard, don't give you a kick."
"I just don't give it."
Then Xiaoxin lifted her leg and kicked it, if it weren't for my fast hands, I would have really fallen into the river.
I broke out in a cold sweat in my heart.
Xiaoxin also seemed to be a little apologetic, and then lowered her head and said to me, "I'm sorry......"
"It's fine." Although I was a little angry, I still looked indifferent.
After I finished smoking a cigarette, I wanted to secretly throw the cigarette into the river, but Xiaoxin suddenly snatched the cigarette butt from my hand and skillfully crushed it with her hands, and then put it on the boat: "Don't pollute the river." ”
I sat on this boat for nearly two hours with a soak of urine, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore, so I asked Xiaoxin to hurry up and get the boat ashore, I couldn't hold it back.
Xiaoxin kept laughing and said that she wanted to suffocate me.
Then I saw that I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I parked the boat and then we went ashore, walked a hundred meters to find a public toilet, and I went in comfortably.
I washed my hands when I came out, and I was more hygienic.
"Da God, let's go eat, I'm hungry and I didn't eat breakfast." Xiaoxin said.
I nodded: "I didn't eat either, let's go." ”
Out of the park, I picked up a cigarette, got into my beloved Mazda car, turned on the music, started the car and stepped on the accelerator directly.
But I dared to go as fast as I did at first, and then I walked forward at a speed of more than forty miles, and of course I was a little scared.
Xiaoxin didn't wear a seatbelt anymore this time, and her reason was to believe me.
I also believe in myself.
I found a random shop selling noodles on No. 36 Street, and then we stopped and walked in, and the boss was very happy to see us, after all, the owner of this plate noodles seller also knew me, and I often came to him to eat.
He knew what I wanted, whether I wanted chili or not, so he didn't even ask me.
After I sat down, Xiaoxin asked for a small bowl of noodles, no chili peppers, no eggs.
The boss gave it to me first, and then Xiaoxin said this: "Why did you give it to you first, you didn't even ask for it, why should you justify it, and the people who sell noodles look down on me." ”
"Can't you just be honest and don't always act like a child?" I say.
At this time, there were still many people sitting around and turned their heads around, and there were several twenty-year-old young men, Xiao Xin dressed like this will definitely attract their attention, I found that they had been staring at Xiao Xin in the back, Xiao Xin was facing away from them, so Xiao Xin couldn't see their eyes, I stood up and glared at them: "Look at the eyeballs again and dig them out for you, believe it or not?" ”
As soon as I said this, they all lowered their heads and went to eat the noodles.
Xiaoxin glanced back, then looked at me with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong?" Who are you talking to? ”
"Nobody, just a few people who spied on you."
I didn't expect Xiaoxin to smile after I said this: "I'm in good shape, haha, this is a glorious thing for a woman." ”
"Is it in good shape? I didn't realize it, my ass wasn't cocked enough, my breasts weren't plump enough, and of course I was a little bigger than I was back then. As he spoke, I gestured with my hand twice, "And the calves are a little thick, I told you that you are not suitable for wearing this kind of clothes, so let's change it." ”
After I said this, Xiaoxin was not angry, but looked at me with a smile on her face: "Why do you observe so carefully?" Do you like me too much? ”
"You can pull it down, don't be too narcissistic." I waved my hand, then picked up my chopsticks and ate the noodles in the bowl.
After Xiaoxin's bowl of noodles was served, she didn't move her chopsticks again, and I looked at her: "Eat, yes." ”
"Don't eat it."
"What's wrong?"
"You just said that I have so many shortcomings, I don't dare to eat it, I'm afraid that my body will change ugly!" Xiaoxin turned her face away.
"Why are girls so troublesome, I'm kidding."
"Then you say it again, my ass is up, my chest is big, and my legs are thin!" Xiao Xin's eyes narrowed.
"So many people, be quiet." I was a little ashamed to bow my head.
"No matter, you have to say, or I won't eat it!"
"Then you don't eat it." I say.
"If you don't eat, you won't eat!" After saying that, Xiaoxin really didn't eat it.
After standing up for a long time, her face was already lifted, I reluctantly put down my chopsticks and looked at her: "Sister, you have big breasts!" You've got your ass off the line! You've got a good leg! Don't make a fuss! ”
"You said it so reluctantly, no! Again. ”
I......
Hey, I endured it: "Your breasts are so big, your ass is so warped!" You've got so thin legs! ”