Although it is the name of the club activities, they are almost insignificant compared to the current net worth of the reborn, so the original activities have also been changed to fun. In addition, everyone was full of curiosity about the scenery of the southern hemisphere that they had never seen in their previous lives, and after a short rest, there was nothing to stop them from having fun.

Ma Chao's driving skills have made great progress, although he does not have a driver's license, Zhuge Liang and others believe that Ma Chao's practice in Universe One is enough to ensure the safety of driving. So they were relieved and bold to take the vehicle driven by Ma Chao and came to the seaside town. Get ready to soak up the sun on the beach and see the unrestrained beauties you've never had in your previous life.

After parking in the parking lot, everyone was full of youthful enthusiasm, moving their legs and swinging huge pants big enough to fit a koala, and ran towards the beach. Along the way, all kinds of flesh-colored flashes drilled from their retinas into their hearts, stimulating the secretion of hormones like a spring, until the still slightly cool sea water made them calm down.

Zhuge Liang carried the pu fan, found a place to hold up the sun umbrella casually, and lay directly on the soft sand without anything on the ground. With a soothing expression that is rare to see, he put on huge sunglasses, and observes the slender and well-proportioned legs like chopsticks around him like some amphibians, and feels the true meaning of beautiful food.

"Oh my God, how come a bunch of yellow-skinned monkeys on the beach." At this time, an extremely discordant voice reached Zhuge Liang's ears, making his expression that he had just stretched out suddenly become ironclad. He wouldn't believe what the English teachers of some training institutions claimed, the so-called kangaroo country is the best Western country to treat the people of the splendid country, Yunyun, naturally he forgot the truth that the world is as black as a crow.

Zhuge Liang jumped up with one hand, shook his fat boxers, and walked in the direction where the discordant sound came from. A professional man smiled slightly on his face, and behind his back was the sand that had just been glued up, falling down with a flutter. Most of the people who pass by him will think of a large truck loaded with river sand running at high speed.

The old woman who said the sentence just now saw a splendid man who wanted muscles but no muscles and no figure walking over, and she already knew in her heart that it was the trouble caused by the words just now, but she didn't have the consciousness to apologize, and looked directly at Zhuge Liang who was coming head-on.

At that moment, two aluminum cans suddenly flew from the old woman's back and hit the back of the head hard. The old woman screamed "oops" and fell to the ground. Zhuge Liang, who was approaching, smiled disdainfully, whispered "nozuonodie" in English, and then turned back under the umbrella.

The old woman was lifted up by the family who had come with him. He didn't understand the splendid English that was already popular on the English network, and it was clear that he was a living fossil of the digital age. But he heard one of the words, which gave him the direction for his next face-saving move.

Zhuge Liang, who had just been lying down for a short time, saw the old lady coming over with a police officer, chattering about something all the way. But Zhuge Liang only gave them a sneer. It wasn't until the police officer, known as Smith, walked up to Zhuge Liang that he slowly stood up and continued to look at the old woman with contempt.

"Young man." Officer Smith was the first to speak, he shook his beard, and said to Zhuge Liang with a cheek that could still be vaguely seen lip prints, "Mrs. Donner claimed to have been hit by you with two cans, is that so?" ”

Before Zhuge Liang could speak, the old woman known as Mrs. Donner interjected, "Young man, we are all civilized people, and no one has provoked anyone, so you can't say anything about attacking me with a can." ”…

"Provocate?" Zhuge Liang sneered, "This is not a word that civilized people often use. A country lady or a mafia's mistress would use that term. Dear Mrs. Donna, if you want to threaten me with that word, it would be a pity, and I'm afraid you'll have to pay something else. ”

Spectators are a common quality of the toiling masses all over the world, and the constant mechanical repetition of work forces them to be more interested in anything new, thus regulating the pressure brought by boredom to the heart. Most people who relax on the beach obviously have this good quality.

The moment Officer Smith walked over, there were already a lot of people waiting for him. And Mrs. Donner's famous big mouth is actually a scenery that the region does not lose to the coastline. Coupled with Zhuge Liang's-for-tat answer, the surrounding onlookers gathered at a faster speed, for fear of missing any unique scenes.

As soon as the people gathered, Mrs. Donna began to take advantage of the atmosphere around her, like a battle-hardened general.

"Look at the back of my head, two big bags have grown. He did it. He also made death threats to me, an elderly man in his sixties, and my family, my friends, and even the strangers who were standing next to us at the time heard the Asian threats. We, the Kangaroo Nation, have always been friendly to the outside world, so I chose to let Officer Smith mediate the matter, or at least get this guy to apologize to me. ”

"Really?" Zhuge Liang continued to sneer, "Mr. Officer, since I hit this lady with a can. Then the cans may not be clean. What's more, this lady is insulting my nation, the Asian continent where I live, this justice, do I want to be like the kangaroos jumping around here to get it back? ”

"What do you mean by that?" Mrs. Donna yelled, "Everybody saw that you hit me on the back of the head with a can." ”

"So you saw it too?" Zhuge Liang smiled and said, "So your eyes are open to the back of your head?" No wonder you're slandering the Asian continent, it turns out that you're from another planet, and I don't remember that the eyes of the earthlings grow on the back of their heads. ”

As soon as Zhuge Liang finished speaking, the onlookers around him laughed. Among the locals, only a handful of people like Mrs. Donner who have money and leisure make the morning to the beach, and most of them work in a few nearby factories. So Mrs. Donner's home advantage is not obvious, but he obviously bought the referee first.

That's when Officer Smith spoke. He said to Zhuge Liang: "No matter what, you are suspicious, so you should come with me." ”

When Mrs. Donner heard this, she danced her upper limbs like tentacles like a victorious cricket, and said to the people around her who had just laughed: "Whatever you laugh at, our police have always protected the interests of taxpayers." ”

"So the interests of the common people are not protected, are they?" Zhuge Liang snorted coldly again, "When Mrs. Donner was hit by the can, I was standing opposite him. May I ask you, Mr. Officer, if any of the laws of physics that you know can help me throw a can head-on and hit someone in the back of the head? ”

Officer Smith was speechless for a moment.

"Don't you have a formal education? Aren't you a taxpayer? Zhuge Liang continued to sneer, "I want you to pay attention to the fact that if anyone sees and hears me threatening Mrs. Donner and hitting him with a can, they must have seen our relative position. I especially want to know now who in this civilized country would perjury an old lady who takes things out of context and frames others. ”

Zhuge Liang said as he looked at the few people beside Mrs. Donner. …

At this time, a crisp voice came. "Come on, Mrs. Donner. What just happened, we all saw it. ”

Everyone followed the prestige, but saw a beautiful woman in a bathing suit walking out of the crowd, and on her delicate face, the big mouth smeared with lipstick as red as chili pepper was probably not much better than Julia Roberts, and its power was obviously not something that Mrs. Donner could resist.

"It's your big mouth that's causing trouble, and while I don't see who thought you threw the can, I can testify. This gentleman was about to reason with you, so he was right in front of you, and he didn't make a death threat to you at all, because you don't know what you mean. I actually don't understand your behavior, you don't know the westernmost changes in English as well as a splendid person, may I ask, what kind of capital do you rely on to discriminate against them? Your son's small hotel? Are you kidding. ”

Mrs. Donner glanced at the beautiful girl with a big mouth and long legs viciously, and said unwillingly, "Let's go." ”

The people who complained about the charges had already left, and there was little need for Officer Smith to stay here. Since there was no excitement to see, the people around him were scattered almost instantly.

Soon, on this piece of sand, only Zhuge Liang and the beautiful girl with a big mouth and long legs remained.

"Hello. My name is Alice. ”

The girl stretched out her right hand, which was as white as jade, but the back of the hand was facing up, obviously not ready to shake hands with Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang shook his fan and sighed in his heart: "I didn't expect that the first kiss in my life would be buried in the kiss ceremony." ”

Among the people who like to be lively, Zhang Fei is naturally indispensable, and Zhang Fei has already noticed this place from the time when a large group of people surrounded him just now. Knowing every scene of the beautiful woman saving the hero just now, he didn't miss it. This is about to happen and should not be missed.

As soon as Alice's soft skin touched Zhuge Liang's lips, the two of them heard a loud scream in unison. Zhuge Liang's toe cover came to a conclusion after a Planck time, which was Zhang Fei's cry.

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