The time pointed to eleven o'clock in the evening, Li Junwei held a flashlight, worried about the freezer where the frozen food was placed. Just then, the bell in front of the supermarket was struck.

"Welcome." Li Junwei replied casually.

At this time, the camera trembled, and the music of Du Dewei's "Take It Off" sounded, knock knock, knock knock.

A tease with large headphones and striped glasses walked into the supermarket with his ass twisted and played handsome in the supermarket.

“yeah-2004-summer-time-baby……”

“is-that-of-your’s-1、2、1、2、3……”

4Before he could say anything, Funny's headphones were ripped off by Li Junwei: "Are you insane, why are you here so late?" ”

Thubie wore striped glasses, half of his face was covered, and said with a shrill smile: "Hahahaha, buddy is going to be on fire, you know?" ”

"Fire, you big-headed ghost!" Li Junwei took off Funny's super cool glasses and put them on his eyes.

Click!

The comic comparison of the glasses that were taken off also came to the freeze frame, which was clearly the role played by Zheng Kai.

"This is my funny friend, his name is Zhu Liao, and he rents a house with me. Don't get me wrong, we'll sleep in separate rooms. Zhu Liao always claimed to be an actor and acted in 18 movies and 37 TV series, but I never was on TV? One? Root? Read? He was found in the novel.ybdu., only once, Zhu Liao swore and pointed to a headless corpse, saying that it was him, but the head was eliminated by special effects. So, I've always thought that he has only acted in half of the TV series. ”

The character introduction is complete. Zhu Liao took out a DV amorous selfie.

Li Junwei was puzzled: "What are you doing with a DV?" ”

"Tomorrow, Feng Xiaogang's new film "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" will ask me to audition for the leading actor, and I will try to rehearse it with you tonight." Zhu Liao put the DV on the highest shelf in the supermarket. Aiming right in front of the cash register of the supermarket, "I will appear in front of you with a new look later, you are likely to be afraid, but don't be afraid, if you are really a little afraid, then don't hide your fear...... Forget it, you don't understand it. see-are-you！ ”

After Zhu Liao finished speaking, he hurriedly walked out.

At this time, Tang Xiaolian walked in from outside, and Zhu Liao shouted excitedly: "Dude, you're going to be on fire!" ”

startled Tang Xiaolian.

Li Junwei explained weakly: "I don't know Zhu Liao. No, I don't know this person. ”

Tang Xiaolian didn't get entangled, teasing who Zhu Liao was, but wondered: "Sister Wang's car is behind." But no one could find it. ”

"Why don't you give her a call."

"Good. That's right. Is the freezer checked? Tang Xiaolian began to call.

Li Junwei immediately replied: "After checking, after my observation, the power supply line of the freezer is intact, the sealing is intact, and the refrigeration effect is also very good, but the freezer has too much water and too thick ice." Based on the analysis, I think it would be better to shovel off the ice with a shovel. ”

After speaking, he kept thinking he was handsome. In fact, with a dull smile, he looked at Tang Xiaolian on the phone flatteringly.

Tang Xiaolian turned her head slowly. With a look like a fool, he glanced at Li Junwei: "Then don't you go and shovel off the ice." ”

"Oh." Li Junwei honestly ran to shovel ice.

……

It's a decent comedy start, and there isn't much to be stunning, but there's still a lot of laughter in the cinema. is mainly Li Junwei played by Bai Yuhan, who has a kind of Wang Sledgehammer-style comedy style, and remains dull in dullness. Sao, there is always a silly spirit of slings hidden in the smile.

After more than a year of performances, Bai Yuhan now has his own set of comedy styles, combining Xing Ye's pretense of innocence and exaggeration, and the popular Internet pretending to be stupid and cute, forming a quantitative comedy performance method with expressions. For example, the degree of lifting of the corners of the eyes, the curvature of the corners of the mouth, the degree of opening of the mouth, the frequency of laughter, etc., can be measured with a ruler.

Different scenarios, with different degrees of quantification.

It gives people a feeling of turning over and over, just a few expressions of suddenness, but I feel that there are just a few expressions, but they can always be harmoniously integrated with each scene, and there is no trace of artificiality. Anyway, now, Bai Yuhan can already call himself a method actor.

"As soon as I saw Wang Da Hammer, I felt like I wanted to laugh." The two audience members sitting in the front row of Bai Yuhan and Li Jinming were not concentrating on watching the movie, and were still chatting quietly.

"Me too, Wang Dazhui is too funny...... By the way, why hasn't Xu Zheng come out yet? Doesn't it mean that Xu Zheng is the hero? ”

"I don't know ......"

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Before the two could finish their words, on the big screen, a bald man in a shabby trench coat pushed open the door of the supermarket. He Sanshui, played by Xu Zheng, made a brilliant debut, and the plot began to speed up the pace, and the scene became intense.

He Sanshui is an old lottery player, come to the supermarket every day to buy lottery tickets, won the third prize of 9500 yuan three months ago, but because the proprietress Wang Sufen hit the wrong number and soaked, so every day to find Wang Sufen to repay the money, Wang Sufen did not give, but also played He Sanshui. Today, He Sanshui came to the door again, and he also brought his stupid nephew tires.

Wang Sufen was not there, He Sanshui couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to let the tires do it and directly use the money to pay off the debt. At this moment, Tang Xiaolian ran to make a call, He Sanshui rushed over like a tire crazy, threw the phone on the ground and stomped on it, and shouted: "I asked you to call the police, I asked you to call the police." ”

When He Sanshui and the tires calmed down, Tang Xiaolian was stunned: "What are you doing smashing the phone?" ”

He Sanshui stammered and panted and said, "If you want to call the police, it's impossible!" ”

"Who wants to call the police, don't you want to ask the boss for money, I'll call the boss lady."

"Uh......" He Sanshui and the tires were dumbfounded.

In the movie theater, the first laughter broke out, and after this laughter, the real joke of the plot had just come, because Zhu Liao, who was dressed as a robber, rushed over at this time and yelled and robbed. instantly ignited the already tense atmosphere.

Xu Zheng and Bai Yuhan. One is bluffing, the other is pretending to be stupid, and the scene is set off by the excitement. It's like eating Xuanmai chewing gum and can't stop at all. Although many of the dialogues have the flavor of handwritten jokes, it is enough to amuse the audience.

Especially when the real robber, Zhang Jiayi appeared on the stage, and the laughter was even more exaggerated, and the exaggeration was a little sensational. Tang Xiaolian was afraid, and Li Junwei suddenly plucked up his courage. Burst out of combat effectiveness, like a real man, fighting wits and courage with robbers. Of course. The starting point is good, the process is more nonsense, and there are not a few gags.

In the midst of laughter, the movie went to the finale.

Tang Xiaolian used the mobile phone dropped by the police. Successfully notified the police. Examine. Come to the rescue at the supermarket. But the robbers took Tang Xiaolian as a hostage, so that the police did not dare to act rashly. At this moment, Li Junwei's shining eyes saw a route that could be attacked, and he only needed to break the load-bearing pipe of the supermarket's hanging TV to make the TV fall, thus hitting the robbers.

He Sanshui, Wang Sufen, Zhu Liao, Tire, and the driver, who were hiding behind the shelves, quickly executed Li Junwei's plan. A human ladder was erected.

Then, Li Junwei held the courage to move forward. Stepping on the human ladder, he rushed into the air, and in the eyes of everyone, one arm broke the load-bearing tube.

The load-bearing pipe snapped in response, but the imaginary thing didn't happen, and the TV didn't fall off because there was another load-bearing pipe over there. The plan was half successful, the robbers covered their heads, and Tang Xiaolian took the opportunity to break free. Danger followed, and after the robbers realized that they were fine, they were ready to shoot Tang Xiaolian.

Li Junwei, who fell to the ground, was in front of Tang Xiaolian in one fell swoop.

Boom!

Shots rang out.

Bang bang!

Outside the police. Cha also opened fire at the same time.

The robber was shot, and Li Junwei was also shot in the right chest.

"Li Junwei!" Tang Xiaolian hugged the fallen Li Junwei and cried.

Goodbye Police. A close-up of Li Junwei's face in the soundtrack of "Cha", and the picture changes from color to an old gray-green.

"I really hope that time can be turned back, none of this happened, I hope everything will return to the original place where it started, there are no robbers, no He Sanshui, no tires, no Zhu Liao...... There are only two people, me and Tang Xiaolian, and I hope I can have a chance to say to her in person: 'I like you, Tang Xiaolian. ’”

The picture kept regressing, and finally, it regressed to the moment at the beginning, when Li Junwei took a Gionee mobile phone to secretly photograph Tang Xiaolian.

Gradually, the colors returned to normal.

Tang Xiaolian turned around and asked, "Li Junwei, what are you doing there?" ”

Li Junwei stood up from behind the shelves and showed a sunny smile: "I'm thinking, what will I eat when I go back at night, is it noodles or porridge?" ”

Tang Xiaolian Wan'er: "Fool, I should worry about what to eat." ”

Li Junwei smiled: "Listen to my wife!" ”

"Who's your wife?" Tang Xiaolian lowered her head shyly.

With the sound of a brisk soundtrack, the film ends.

Subsequent credits and ending easter eggs are broadcast at the same time.

He Sanshui and Wang Sufen had a grudge because of 9,500 yuan, and got married. Ado honeymoon. Zhu Liao really starred in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" and became a big name, and Tire became his spokesperson. Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian still chose to stay in Wangwang Supermarket, a happy and ordinary life.

……

At the end of the film, there was a lot of applause in the movie theater, and some people were discussing the plot loudly, obviously in a good mood.

Bai Yuhan also hugged Li Jinming with satisfaction and left the movie theater. From the point of view of the effect, from the number of laughs to cut, "Night. The Shop undoubtedly satisfies all the elements that a comedy should have, satisfying the audience. The rest depends on whether the box office is strong enough.

Bai Yuhan's requirements are not high, and it is very OK to have a box office of 15 million.

"Xiaobai, "Night. The shop is good-looking, and it will definitely get a good box office. ”

"You don't look at who plays it." Bai Yuhan blew on the bangs that didn't exist, a little embarrassed. The first movie in his life, although he is not the male number one, he is also the male number two with a comparable role, every time he appears, there is laughter, which is worth showing off.

Li Jinming said with a smile: "Stinky beauty, Xu Zheng's performance is good-looking." ”

"Ah, you can't speak with your conscience, you ask yourself, who plays better?"

"Zheng Kai's Zhu Liao is good, Gong Ge's tires are also good, and Xu Zheng's He Sanshui is the funniest......" Li Jinming tilted his head and said.

Bai Yuhan suddenly squinted his eyes and put on a very unhappy look.

Li Jinming's voice changed: "...... However, the Li Junwei you play is the most handsome. ”

Bai Yuhan instantly changed to a swaggering expression: "No way, idols, they will always be criticized by everyone for their bad acting skills, why, because no matter how you act, what kind of posture you pose, you are so handsome, there is no solution." ”

"Haha, Xiaobai, you have reached the advanced stage of narcissistic cancer!" (To be continued......)