Chapter 426: Performance
When he was about to reach a junction, Jiang Feng suddenly stopped the car, Zhou Xing was shivering by the night wind at the moment, and when he saw Jiang Feng stopping the car, he thought that he had arrived at his destination, and he thought, don't be frozen.
But then I thought about it, it's not right, it's still on the road, and the ability team won't work on the horse, right? Besides, this is not on the bridge, if it is still said on the bridge, the ability group may still occupy the bridge hole and drive away the wanderers.
Zhou Xing was about to open his mouth to ask Jiang Feng why he stopped the car, but when he raised his head, he saw that there was a traffic police officer in front of him checking the car. Zhou Xing understands now, this is banned in the provincial capital, electric vehicles are also restricted, a certain period of time can not pass to a certain section of the road, and the traffic police will disguise themselves as cars from time to time, deliberately set up a trap on the road to catch you, he beckons to you, as long as you stop, okay, your car is finished.
The provincial capital is still like this, not to mention the capital, and Jiang Feng's car is a mess of beating, at first glance, it belongs to the kind of three-no product, and what is even more outrageous is that there is a person sitting on this three-no product in addition to the driver, even if it is a new car with complete documents, it is estimated that the traffic police will give you a charge of carrying passengers without authorization, and your car will be detained, and you have nothing to say. Of course, even if you speak, you don't roll on the ground, because the traffic police will eat you at all.
"Brother, you go down quickly, there is a traffic police in front, if they see me carrying passengers, this car will have to be pulled away by these guys, this car can waste a lot of my blood, the most important thing is that the new battery cost me four hundred oceans." Jiang Feng said anxiously.
"I got out of the car, so what should I do? Do you want me to walk there? Zhou Xing asked.
"Brother, you just need to walk past the place checked by the traffic police and wait for me in front." Jiang Feng said.
Zhou Xing got out of the car, then looked at Jiang Feng's electric car, and said, "Brother, I see that your car just doesn't pull me, and it is estimated that it will be more than lucky." ”
Jiang Feng said: "Alas! I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, I hope God bless it. ”
After Zhou Xing took a few steps forward, he glanced back at Jiang Feng, only to see that Jiang Feng also got out of the car, and then pretended to be very struggling and pushed the car again. Zhou Xing deliberately slowed down, wanting to see what tricks Jiang Feng wanted to play to get by.
"Why are you still here, didn't I tell you to wait for me at the front?" Jiang Feng pushed the dilapidated three-no product electric car to Zhou Xing and asked.
Zhou Xing looked at Jiang Feng's pretending to be struggling, and couldn't help laughing: "Brother, you are very talented in acting, if you don't know the situation, you are really deceived, I really thought that you just came out of the hair salon, and then the car broke down again, so you had to push the car home with weak legs." ”
"Brother, don't take you so sarcastic, brother, I have always been clean, go to a place like a hair salon, sooner or later one day like some people will hold on to the telephone pole with both hands, and then look up to the sky with a smile on my face and sigh: 'I am finally saved, my illness is finally saved!' And there are many advertisements posted on the telephone pole, such as many years of veteran military doctors, specializing in the treatment of infertility, or ancestral medical skills, specializing in the treatment of plum, poison, impotence, impotence, premature ejaculation, etc. ”
Seeing that he was about to go to the place where the traffic police checked, Jiang Feng immediately shut up and stopped talking, pretending to be incompatible.
"Wait, what's going on with your car?" When the traffic police saw Jiang Feng's three-product car, their eyes immediately lit up and they stopped.
Jiang Feng looked at the posture and tone of the traffic police, and it was estimated that he was going to confiscate his brainchild's car. At this time, Jiang Feng's bragging skills were exerted to the extreme, and he said: "Comrade traffic police, it's like this, where did my disobedient son buy this car, I looked, can this kind of car be ridden?" If you don't want to die, what if someone else wants to die? So, I thought that by pushing my son's car to the scrapyard and selling it, I would not be in this world in this scourge. ”
The traffic policeman glanced at Jiang Feng and asked, "How old is your son this year?" ”
Jiang Feng smiled and said: "This year is just eighteen, it is disobedient, out of the rebellious period, it is a headache." ”
The traffic policeman said: "But I see you like this, about thirty years old?" ”
Hearing this, Jiang Feng secretly said that it was bad, he was patronizing and bragging just now, and he forgot his age. Zhou Xing, who was standing on the side, looked at it with a smile, he wanted to see what Jiang Feng, the braggart king, said.
Jiang Feng laughed twice, scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassedly: "Comrade traffic police, I was ignorant when I was a teenager, and I fell in love with a female classmate in the class before I was fifteen years old. ”
After listening to Jiang Feng's explanation, Zhou Xing almost couldn't help laughing, this guy is really a talent, he can make up such a lie, if he were to change himself, he might not be able to make up such a good reason.
To be honest, there are really a lot of stories made up by Jiang Feng in this society now, and it seems that the traffic police believe it. However, the traffic police still didn't let Jiang Feng go, and asked, "Sir, did you mean to destroy this car?" ”
Jiang Feng nodded firmly and said: "That is, I will never allow this kind of scourge to exist in this world, this car is riding on the road, that is the road killer." Jiang Feng's words were righteous and awe-inspiring, as if the strong man was not afraid of death when he was gone.
The traffic police said: "In this case, then you can hand over this car to us, we promise to destroy this car, and you don't have to push it to the scrap yard with all your strength." ”
"Ahh At this time, Jiang Feng was lifting a stone to hit himself in the foot, and Zhou Xing felt happy when he saw Jiang Feng's mute and unspeakable appearance of eating Coptis chinensis.
"Comrade traffic police, this is not good, I still don't bother you, I have time anyway, or I will push it to the scrap yard." Jiang Feng hurriedly said.
The traffic police glanced at Jiang Feng and said, "Sir, don't you believe that we will destroy this car, if you don't believe it, I will immediately go to the car and get a wrench down and destroy this car in front of you." ”
Mom, this is going to destroy this electric car, isn't that going to cost Jiang Feng's life?
Jiang Feng is about to cry, he really didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out tonight! Or when he went out, a bird and pulled down his head, thinking about it, Jiang Feng touched his head, there is no bird, it must be that he didn't read the yellow calendar, and it is not appropriate to go out tonight.
"Comrade traffic police, to tell you the truth, my family is poor, is a poor household, I still expect this electric car to be sold to you for money, you see this battery is quite new, it should be worth a few dollars, if you detain my car, I will go home and be scolded to death by the tigress at home, punish me to kneel on the washboard, not allowed to sleep. Comrade traffic police, for the sake of us all men, you should raise your noble hand. ”
The traffic police were moved by Jiang Feng's affectionate performance, thinking of the scene of a big man going home and kneeling on the washboard, the traffic police couldn't bear it.
So, the traffic police patted Jiang Feng's shoulder with a man who was tired and sympathetic and said: "Brother, let's go, why bother men, let's go." ”