Volume 1: The Long Sword as a Song Introduction: Lao Tzu will earn one billion immortal shells in his next life
There are nine realms in heaven and earth:
9. No return;
8. Burning the Heart;
7. Mystical realm;
6. Extinction Realm;
5. Ethereal Realm;
4. Micro-cloud realm;
3. Mountains and seas;
2. Breathable world;
1. The Dark Nether.
The Nine Realms, the higher you go, the more mysterious it becomes.
However, in the Nine Realms, mystery does not mean nobility.
The dark nether on the first floor thinks that although he is buried 90,000 feet deep, he is warm in winter and cool in summer, and his neighbors do not disturb the people when he sleeps at night, and there is no plane on his head. And the volcano is my temper, when it erupts, the magma is also sprayed into the two or three realms above, and the smoke and dust drift to the micro-cloud realm and the ethereal realm, everything is fine. The dark nether realm does not exist.
The ventilation industry on the second floor considers itself to be very down-to-earth and low-key, very close to the sun, not far from the air, blessed with nothing bad. What's even more rare is that a lot of cultivation powers, they like to bury their treasures in my breathable world, and you have sent them to the door, and I really don't take it for nothing.
The mountain and sea realm on the third floor thinks that there are mountains and rivers, countless crops still grow on the ground, and hundreds of billions of tons of seafood swim in the sea. In addition, for a million years, the mountain and sea realm has been the leader of the list of tourist destinations in the Nine Realms, and black shops are blooming everywhere, and there is a one-stop service for take-out, am I proud to make money?
The micro-cloud world on the fourth floor thinks that I am naturally tall, and I like to go out after dinner the most, with the corners of my eyes 45 degrees downward, despise the ants in the mountains and seas, spit without scruples, and if my eyesight is good, I can also throw a white eye to the breathable world by the way.
The ethereal realm on the fifth floor snorted coldly, although the air in my realm is thin, but the house price is extremely high, and the plane tickets are very expensive and not discounted, can you afford to live in the poor silk?
The Silent Annihilation Realm on the sixth floor roared all over the world: Everyone, stop arguing, be quiet, okay? Don't you know that I like loneliness, emptiness, and coldness? I don't know that my biggest hobby is facing the wall for ten years, my legs are numb, and I never turn on the volume when listening to songs?
The mysterious realm on the seventh floor swept away the dust, glanced at the bottom coldly, and said: A group of guys who are well fed and supported, material is not important, spiritual civilization is important. The beauty of the soul, the beauty of the soul, the beauty of the soul, the important things said three times!PS: On the sixth floor, say you, loneliness is emptiness, not the beauty of the soul!
The Burning Heart Realm on the eighth floor roared, you bunch of garbage, you garbage don't know it, the old woman leans against the wall to drink water, despicable and shameless! Believe it or not, I threw you all into Lao Jun's incinerator, oh, no, alchemy furnace! Anyway, although the quality of his pills is good, the price is too expensive, resulting in average sales, so production is being limited, and it can be leased in the short and medium term.
The non-return boundary on the top floor directly opened the garbage passage gate without saying a word, and hundreds of millions of tons of domestic garbage and industrial garbage directly rebounded from the heavenly maiden scattered flowers and rebounded to kill and kill people and dance. The Eight Realms below were all angry, and shouted: Doesn't your mother teach you to separate dry and wet without dry or wet? Don't you know that the national standard is being implemented now? Don't you know that you can go to Yiwu to wholesale some special garbage cans?
It's a pity that as soon as the gate closed, all the voices were cut off.
There is only one kind of severing in the world: the quantum entanglement level of a kitchen knife and a chicken's neck.
The guys from the first to the seventh floor were all out of anger, and flew directly to the eighth floor, and the rotating chairman of the Burning Heart Realm on the eighth floor was a little flustered, because the incinerator was not enough, and the snow disaster in Shanxi caused insufficient transportation capacity and insufficient coal storage, in case they made trouble, what would they use to suppress it?
The fifth-floor ethereal realm boss Void Boy shook his iconic Huiren Immortal Fan and said: "I put up with them for three minutes, oh, no, it's been 30,000 years, didn't they just pick a top floor to send to the terrace and the attic half bought and half given away when choosing a room? What's the big deal? I just put up with it, anyway, the fire on the eighth floor directly wiped out the urine, and the residue couldn't go far to the seventh floor at most." But just now it was hundreds of millions of tons of garbage, and there was no distinction between wet and dry! If I endure it any longer, I will not be empty. ”
The third-floor mountain and sea realm boss, the current emperor of the Dragon Crown Dynasty, Dragon Emperor VI, said coldly: "For you, forbearance is healthier. However, for this kind of unenvironmentally friendly garbage behavior, it is impossible for our Dragon Crown Dynasty to endure it anymore. No matter how twisting the path and the sound of the garbage are struck in the east and west, they still end up in the vast land of our mountains and seas! You have never helped us pay the sky-high fines imposed by the World Health Organization!"
The Dragon Emperor VI is simply the ancient Chow Yun-fat, his voice is very majestic, the people are also tall and mighty, and the dragon costume is even more three-dimensional, and the beings of the Eight Realms (not much, only more than 7 billion) refuse but have a responsible attitude......
I saw that 7 billion people and 14 billion arms all raised and shouted: "Let the ninth floor pay a fine to the third floor, and let the ninth floor pay a fine to the third floor! If the ninth floor does not pay the fine, the third floor will kill the ninth floor!"
The Dragon Emperor is so angry, his lungs are really going to explode, these rotten people, don't they obviously want to tie their tails and let the two horses kick each other? And he is still weak.
But there are many of them, we can't afford to provoke and don't dare to provoke them, the Dragon Emperor is ready to slip away......
Suddenly, there was no sunlight in the sky, as if someone had pulled a switch, and the scorching midday sun was gone.
That's it.
Completely gone, gone, gone, gone......
The starry sky appears.
An incomparably domineering comet swept over, with an aura of 100,000 miles!
It's like 30 million inmates who have been hungry for 3,000 years and run to the same restaurant.
"Isn't this the Comet of Extinction?" exclaimed the Void Boy in astonishment. The screaming confidence is insufficient, the lower plate is unstable, and the kidney treasure is not drunk enough.
The Dragon Emperor VI's face sank even more, and said, "It came to our Nine Realms once in 3,000 years, and this time, it should be the year after tomorrow, what's going on?"
The comet of extinction, the oldest encounter in the Nine Realms, an old lover who has been together for 3,000 years, is too old to be old.
The old lover saw him once in 3,000 years, and he was extremely unlucky.
Everyone recognized this top mold star, and 7 billion people and 7 billion voices converged into one sentence: "Bad luck!
Legend has it that whoever sees the comet will have eight lifetimes of blood mold.
Every 3,000 years, the legend becomes a reality.
Legendary bad luck!
7 billion people spat viciously on the ground at the same time, and were about to turn around and rush to a rush hour subway heading to their homes, when suddenly, the space-time turbulence layer in the starry sky exploded with a huge scream: "MD, you cheat me! Lao Tzu will not be blind, Lao Tzu will kill your whole family in the next life!
This voice is terrifying, with its own BGM, and it can actually compete with the momentum of the comet of extermination.
7 billion people are inexplicably relieved.
Unlucky people like to see others more unlucky than themselves.
After the relaxation was over, 7 billion people secretly blamed themselves in their hearts: Really, people have only had such an affair in 3,000 years, who is so show-stealing? Is there such a desire to perform?
An even louder voice sounded again: "Lao Tzu will earn a billion immortal shells in his next life!"
The sound completely drowned out the comet's movements.
The special effects show of Dolby 108.1, which is once in 3000 years, has temporarily become a silent movie.
Fortunately, at least it's still in color.
Everyone's eardrums were almost bursting.
Seven billion eyes unconsciously passed through the comet of Extinction, looking at the turbulence of time and space.
At this moment, the comet cut through the turbulence of space.
Suddenly, nine sword lights flew towards the human voice, and the strange thing was that each sword light had a fork at the end, and it seemed that it was usually not waxed.
Nine sons to take the heir?
"Who?"
"What are they going to do?"
"Oh, aren't they the Nine-Tailed Immortal Fox, the publicity team of Zhang Geshen, the number one superstar in the Nine Realms?"
Ninety-nine eighty-one fox tails fluttering in the sky, a grand sight.
"They're ......"
"I understand, Zhang Geshen is going to hold 900 Nine Realms Tour this year, how much publicity money does he have to spend?"
"Tut-tut, this nine-tailed fairy fox deserves to be the number one genius in the publicity and distribution world. If you find this giant voice to make a trumpet, you can save at least one billion senbei. ”
"Don't talk about money, stinky!
"Look, it's as beautiful as a fairy!"
Seven billion people looked up, all drunk.
In the starry sky, a celestial maiden appeared. Her long black hair had just been washed and had not yet dried, and she was looking at the comet of Extinction, combing her hair with her right hand, and urging the little wind god in her hand with her left hand to blow her hair.
The long hair is fluttering, and she uses it, which is obviously fluttering.
Suddenly, her eyes flickered, because she suddenly realized that it was dark, she was exposed, and 7 billion pairs of eyes were looking directly at her hair. She couldn't help but hurry, and with a pinch of her right hand, she wanted to turn off the switch of the little wind god. As a result, I pressed the wrong one in a hurry, and I actually pressed it to the gear of "the wind blows to the north and blows to death".
The little wind god was in pain, his little buttocks were black, and he screamed, and the wind blew fiercely, blowing directly towards the intersection of the space-time turbulence and the comet of extinction.
I only heard a chaotic sound of "ping pong", like a kitchen knife cutting an electric rod, and thousands of sparks bloomed in the starry sky.
The scene was too spectacular, and the framing team of "Avengers 16" hurried to shoot wildly on the live line equipment, saving at least 200 million special effects costs.
At the intersection of the turbulence of time and space and the comet, a dazzling light suddenly appeared.
With dozens of muffled sounds, the light was shattered and split into ten rays of much smaller light, which was miserable.
The big man of the Burning Heart Realm shouted: "Who is this? So miserable? The three souls and seven spirits are scattered like this? And they are so scattered and even more scattered, don't you think about reincarnation for 900 lifetimes?"
Seven billion people shook their heads and sighed in unison.
Don't steal the show in life, otherwise you will really grab 900 lifetimes and you won't be able to bear it.
What a painful realization.
When will these billion senbei be earned?
Moreover, these three souls and nine spirits are obviously going to be taken to the end of the starry sky by the comet of Extinction, and they will be reincarnated after 900 lifetimes, and they are also a person who can't go home, how difficult is it to go home?
Suddenly, just as the comet was about to say goodbye, ten bright rays of light appeared from the tail of the comet and scattered into the Nine Realms in a trembling manner.
Miraculously, tens of thousands of tunes floated in the starry sky in an instant, there are all genres, and death metal is considered kind.
Everyone is stunned, what kind of god operation is this?
All the world's radios have become fine?
What's even more terrifying is, who the hell is this?
His three souls and seven spirits are so strong!
It's so powerful that even the comet can't keep him!
"Damn, do we really want to make a billion less senbei for 7 billion people?"
That's enough to earn 1 senbei less for every 7 people, and it's a big loss......