Before I could react, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the voice sounded like morning glory: "Master! Come out soon, Old Eleven is going to commit suicide! ”

"What?" I was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat, put on my pants and ran under the bed.

My father-in-law hugged me: "Don't go out, you bastard, you don't go out!" ”

I suddenly realized something, and asked my father-in-law blankly: "Dad, has something to do with you?" ”

The old man's eyes were flustered: "Don't blame me, I really don't blame me, I didn't expect to sleep with her in the bed when I got up in the morning...... It's all your fault, you poured me wine! ”

"What?" I exclaimed in an instant, this old man is too big! I hurriedly asked, "Did you do it?" ”

The old man blushed: "I...... I do not know! ”

I just wanted to train him for being so idiotic that he didn't even know if he did it or not? Suddenly, I remembered that I had done this two days ago, and I lost my temper.

I comforted the old man: "Dad, you wait in the house first, I'll go out and have a look, it's not good to get a life, right?" ”

"Yes!" The old man couldn't help nodding: "You go out and have a look first!" ”

Out of the door, I went downstairs with Morning Glory, only to see that the hallway was full of people, and I was talking bitterly to 201, and there was an even more crazy woman screaming in the room, and from time to time there was the sound of smashing dishes!

I asked Morning Glory, "What's going on?" To put it simply! ”

Morning glory pondered for half a minute: "I don't know!" Just now we had breakfast again, and then your father-in-law ran out first, and then we heard the screams of the eleventh, so we rushed in, and as a result, the eleven yelled to commit suicide! ”

I asked weakly, "How did they live together?" Can you please save me some snacks? ”

Morning Glory raised her head: "When I came back last night, Master, you said you could sleep casually!" Who would have thought that your father-in-law would really sleep casually! ”

“……”

Still on me?

I calmed down and walked into the room, only to see the eleventh girl sitting in the center of the room with her hair disheveled, her clothes disheveled, her eyes were scattered, she was holding a kitchen knife in her left hand and a bottle of Basi in her right hand.

I asked softly, "Old Eleven, it's me, I'm your master, can you hear me?" ”

The eleventh girl looked at me numbly: "Master, you are here!" The disciple has disgraced you! ”

Suddenly, I felt sad: "Old Eleven, you told Master, did my father-in-law bully you?" It's okay, he's really going to bully you, Master is in charge of you, let's call the police! ”

The eleventh girl burst into tears: "Don't blame him, blame the disciple for not holding it, Master, you kill the disciple, the disciple has insulted your name, the disciple and the elders are indecent, I don't dare to ask the master for forgiveness, I just ask the master to kill the disciple!" ”

I wondered, "Didn't he force you?" ”

The eleventh girl sobbed and said, "It's all the disciple's fault!" At first, the disciple didn't dare to make a mistake because of the identity of the master, but he didn't want to drink too much later, so he was attracted by him and lingered all night...... By the time the disciple came to his senses, this indecent thing had already been cast, and the disciple had no face to see the master again, but only to die! ”

"Wait!" I was puzzled and asked, "You always say that you are indecent, are you and my father-in-law relatives?" ”

The eleventh girl was even more energetic: "You are my master, he is your dear father-in-law, what is this not unruly?" ”

I froze for a moment, almost amused by this stupid woman, but I also have to maintain Master's demeanor: "Funny, you committed suicide because of this?" ”

The eleventh girl said aggrievedly, "Isn't this enough? ”

There were also voices all around: "Yes! Isn't that enough? ”

"Great rebellion! Great rebellion! ”

"Hey, the eleventh man has a hard life! We can't help her! ”

"Shut up!" I exclaimed, "Who is here to speak?" ”

Everyone lowered their heads and responded in a muffled voice: "Naturally, it's what you say!" ”

"Then shut me up!" I turned around and asked Miss Eleven, "I'll just ask you, were you forced?" ”

The eleventh girl blushed: "No! I am...... Voluntary! ”

Me: "Okay! That's enough! I said, what age is this? Are you all brain-dead? Do you know if everyone commits suicide because of you, then there will be few living people in our world! ”

"But ......"

"But what is it? I said it's okay, it's okay, do you have any questions? ”

"No ......"

I turned to the people in the hallway and asked, "Do you have any questions?" ”

"No ...... at all"

I clapped my mind: "Paralyzed, then hurry up and eat, one by one, it's really worry-free!" There's not a day that stops me! As I spoke, I walked out of the room.

Suddenly, the people in the corridor walked in.

I didn't take two steps before I heard the eleventh girl speak: "Paralyzed, scared me to death, I thought he would abolish my martial arts!" ”

Morning glory also seemed to have some lingering feelings: "Yes! What a good old man, just let you give disaster to you...... It's a pity...... I have a good idea, right? You have to explain the truth to Master and let Master know that if you play with his father-in-law, he will definitely kill you! If you say what I say, Master still feels sorry for you! ”

I fell down the stairs in an instant!

Walking back to my bedroom, my husband was shivering, and I patted him on the shoulder: "Dad, it's done!" ”

The old man couldn't believe it: "She won't sue me? ”

I really feel sorry for this old man, this old man is afraid that he will think that he has done something illegal for the rest of his life, but I don't know...... No matter how savvy a hunter is, there will be times when he becomes prey!

I asked solemnly, "Dad, do you think my friends are normal?" ”

The old man thumped his waist: "It's strong!" ”

I was speechless: "Dad, can you be serious?" Do you think my friends are normal? ”

The old man pondered for a moment: "It seems to be a little brainless!" ”

I asked, "Do you think I'm normal?" ”

The old man didn't think about it: "I used to be like an SB, but now it's much more normal!" ”

...... "I can't imagine that the old man would give me this kind of evaluation, my current situation is called much more normal?" I couldn't help but worry about the old man's mental state: "Dad, do you think we look like bad people?" ”

"It's not like a bad guy, it's just a bit violent!"

"Dad, do you believe that there is another world outside of this world?"

"You mean parallel universes?"

"Almost, it has a lot to do with our world, and some people can often hang out or something!"

This old man is on the way!

I continued to infiltrate: "If I say that I am Wang Damin here and another person in another world, do you believe it? ”

"Faith ......"

"Dad, you're so open-minded!"

"Letter...... Believe in you, I'm SB!"

……