After confirming that this was our tourist destination and that there was no danger, the bosses changed their faces...... It's a little calmer!

Ma Feng cleared his throat: "I'll just say, how can anyone hurt people for no reason these days, our little money Lao Feng and Boss Wang may not be able to look at it!" ”

Sister Mei was still a little flustered: "It's just ...... But this place is really magical, I have never seen it, and I never even thought that there would be such a wonderful place, Lao Feng, what is the name of this place? ”

Before Wang Chongyang could speak, Yue Lao happily approached Sister Mei and explained: "This piece of land is called the Immortal Forest!" ”

If it weren't for Sister Mei's question, even I wouldn't know what the name of this forest is, it seems that I still have this woman's light!

"Immortal Forest? Good name! Sister Mei smiled charmingly, and then asked, "Then the ...... where we are What is the world called? It can't really be the underworld, right? ”

Judging from their courage, it is estimated that they may not be able to accept things, so I sloppily said: "In fact, this is an illusory world, you can treat it as a fairy world, or the underworld, you can even think of this as a world made in the computer, I only have one, everyone must obey the arrangement, I promise to let you see a lot of wonderful things, but I also want to consider your safety, I hope you understand!" ”

Sister Mei smiled at me and nodded slightly, as if to apologize for her behavior just now, she responded to me with a red face: "Cheng, everything is up to you!" ”

I turned my head to the others: "What about you?" ”

Everyone nodded in agreement!

With their promise, things are much easier, you must know that the service industry is the most difficult to do these years, especially the business of serving these rich people, after spending money on you, he can't wait to treat you as a son, and it is difficult for these people to make the slightest concession, but just now they seem to be really scared, especially when Xiao Hei appears!

Next, I set up a few tents with Wang Chongyang, Twelve Idiots, and Lao Zhao, divided the beds according to gender, and then I asked the big guys to take a break for a while, and there will be a bonfire party in the evening.

According to Jiang Ziya, the wild animals within a radius of hundreds of miles have basically been eaten by Xiao Hei, and if you want to hunt, it seems that you have to go to a far place, Su Diao Complex said to me that it is better to forget it, deal with it at night, and study the problem of eating tomorrow when I get out of this forest.

But I expressed different opinions, this group of bosses is my first batch of customers, plays a vital role in the development of my voice, serve them well, and in the future they can sit on my kang and count the money happily.

After deciding to go out and find something to eat, I glanced at Jiang Ziya and Yue Lao, both of whom were human spirits, and immediately understood what I meant, and followed me out of the forest.

As I walked, I asked Yue Lao: "Old Man Yue, where is the thirteenth son of spring?" Why didn't I see him? There were so many people just now, so I couldn't ask. ”

Yue Lao hey Yile: "He's home!" ”

I was shocked: "Home? He's in the flesh! What are you doing when you go home? Do you want to scare his daughter-in-law to death? ”

Yue Lao pouted: "This guy is an unlucky ghost, worried about his family, after the black and white shuangsha withdrew some time ago, he couldn't stay, said why do you want to go home to see, we don't want to force it, so I went with him, and later, he came back for a trip, crying chickens and birds, as if he found out that his daughter-in-law had stolen people...... Then he learned some exercises from us, and now he should go to fight with his rival! ”

...... "There are no normal people around me!" Hearing Yue Lao mention the black and white double evil, I asked again, "The black and white double evil didn't come in to trouble you, did you?" ”

"How dare he?" Yue Lao snorted coldly: "Lord Yama has to be polite to us when he comes, unless he wants to start a war with us, although the four of us brothers are very miserable, but it is not to the point that anyone can bully them, and after guarding for a few days, they will retreat when they see that no one goes out!" ”

Jiang Ziya roughly told me about Liu Yehong, and I didn't ask in detail, but suddenly, I thought of another thing, so I turned my head and asked Jiang Ziya: "By the way, last time you said that you got in touch with Liu Tiaoqing, how did you get in touch?" As far as I know, this guy has always been entrenched in the north, huh? ”

Jiang Ziya glanced at me like a fool, and took out an object from the dirty robe, about the size of a brick, with a thin line on it, and a few buttons on the front, an earpiece on the top, and a microphone below.

Jiang Ziya explained: "Liu Yatou sent it, but the signal of this thing is unstable, and it can't make a call when it's cloudy and rainy, and now it's out of power, I'll use your self-healing battery to charge it for a while, and you can chat with Wicker Qing at night!" ”

I was completely stunned!

"No, they seem to have an important mission tonight, so we'd better not disturb them!" Yue Lao told Jiang Ziya next to him!

Important task? Cell phone? Communication? Damn, when did this happen? On the surface, I'm the leader of Hanako 2.,But in fact, I don't know anything.,Even these characters who make a little money with soy sauce are better informed than me.,I'm very irritable!

Seeing my unhappiness, Yue Lao comforted me: "Don't worry about it, now your task is to make money, with money everything is easy to say, besides, with your current strength, it is not suitable to participate, you can rest assured, you will not become a puppet, I talked to Liu Xiaozi, I don't think people will be wrong!" ”

This guy can see my thoughts at a glance, and he is worthy of being a human spirit who has lived for countless years!

I changed the subject: "Guys, don't you know if it's convenient for you to go out?" Since Old Man Jiang can mix in the yang world, you must be much freer now, right? ”

Yue Lao nodded: "Well, it's true, now that the war is raging again, those big people can't take care of the four of us anymore, you can go out, but it's best not to show too much strength, otherwise it's a trouble to be targeted!" ”

I put on a smile: "That's the case, I have a few customers in the yang world, all of them are awesome people, in order to protect their safety, and to prevent them from making trouble, so I left the four of Lao Chi and their brothers on it, and they were originally going to act as bodyguards, and now they ...... Let me be blunt, can you four old immortals help me escort me? ”

"You're welcome? It's all right! Yue Lao spoke very politely, but the next words were a little unpleasant: "Just give money!" ”

"......" I was so choked that I couldn't speak!

Jiang Ziya patted me on the shoulder: "Don't blame us, we also have to think about the future, we have not been in the sky for so many years, we have to save some money, and we can buy a gift when we go back in the future, dredge some joints or something!" ”

I thought seriously for a moment, and said bitterly: "Five points, five points of Maori, if there are more, I will get them down!" ”

"Deal!" Jiang Ziya readily agreed, it seems that the price I offered is much higher than they expected! Damn, I'm being counted by these old bastards again!

After all the important things were discussed, I relaxed, took a few deep breaths of the fresh air in the forest, and then I asked the two of them with a smile: "Where is there any prey around here?" It's not good for us to have a bonfire with turnips and cabbage, right? ”

Jiang Ziya pointed to the southeast direction: "There should be five hundred miles away over there, Xiao Hei is too greedy, there must not even be a bird around here!" ”

Me: "It's too far, and when we come back from hunting, my customers will starve to death!" ”

Yue Lao frowned, then looked at Jiang Ziya opposite each other, and after about a few seconds, the two of them suddenly stretched out their right hands like crazy, and shouted together: "Rock-paper-scissors!" ”

That's right, these two people guessed Ding Shell!

I was stunned on the spot, what do these two people mean?

About ten later, the two of them decided the winner, and then the losing Yue Lao made an even more bizarre behavior, and this guy suddenly fell to the ground!

I walked up to the old man and asked seriously, "Old man, what are you doing?" ”

Yue Lao's face was a little ugly: "Don't talk nonsense, go!" As he spoke, the old man moved his ass!

I...... I...... I shuddered a little and muttered, "Old man, you know, I'm a ...... It's not good for this mouthful......"

Yue Lao's face darkened: "Don't be a special mother's nonsense, if you let you get on, you will get on!" ”

I was completely speechless! Jiang Ziya was still well-informed, he quickly understood what I meant, and then patted me on the shoulder with a wry smile: "He didn't let you him, yes...... Let you ride him! ”

I felt like crying, "What's the difference?" ”

Jiang Ziya held back a smile: "Let you ride him, and then, he will take you to pretend to take you to fly!" Aren't you in a hurry? We had to do this, haven't you watched TV? Standing and flying resistance is large, lying on the stomach flying resistance is small, you hurry to ride on him, try to lie on his back, we estimate that we can come back with the prey in two hours! ”

Call...... I exhaled heavily, and the horror in my heart was also put down, it turned out that these two people guessed that Ding Ke wanted to determine who would play the role of the mount, obviously, I was not pure!

Since I don't have any special fetishes, I sat on the back of the old man with a big grin, the old man was strong and muscular, and it was very feeling to sit on it, and I patted his ass hard: "Drive!" Let's go! ”

Whoosh, before I could be happy, I felt that the scene around me was phantom, the huge air friction rubbed my tender face painfully, my flowing hair was pressed by the air on the skull, and there was an extremely heavy feeling all over my body, anyway, it was extremely uncomfortable, but this feeling quickly disappeared, and after about a second, we stopped rising, and it was fixed at a height of more than 500 meters!

Jiang Ziya flew to our side, pulled his neck and shouted to me: "Don't fly too high, you will be discovered, we will shuttle in the forest, you pay attention to safety, don't be scraped by the branches!" That's because your physical body can't handle too much speed, otherwise, we can double the speed! ”

As I was listening, I saw a very thick thing appear in front of me, and I didn't have time to shout, I instinctively lowered my head and lay on Yue Lao's body, but it seemed that I was too worried, Yue Lao had mastered the technique of flying very well, and the dangerous situation did not happen! After a few seconds, when I looked back, I realized that the huge thing was just an inconspicuous branch on a big tree!

Both of them maintain a swimming-like posture, with their hands in front of them, their bodies straight, their heads slightly raised to adjust their direction, their feet clasped together, and from time to time they make some subtle things, and it can be seen that their feet are mastering their balance.

The big trees around me are extremely huge, dozens of meters wide, and the canopy of the trees is completely visible at all, and these huge plants flash past us at a rapid speed, and I feel like sitting on a speeding car looking at the telephone poles on the side of the road, which is really cool.

Something beneath my feet already looked a little blurry, and I knew it was an illusion that my eyes couldn't adapt to such rapid movements.