Chapter 413: Perfect Woman
"The husband said well, that's right, the book of talking about the sky is the list of gods, the book of life and death is the book of crossing the secluded, the six realms of the three worlds, the five elements of yin and yang, as long as it is a living being, it is not among them, the name of the husband and you should be in it, as long as you write it off with the judge's pen, it can be regarded as really jumping out of the three realms and six paths, yin and yang five elements, it can be regarded as truly free in the world, no catastrophe, as for the book of the earth that the husband said, but it is the most mysterious one, the legend fell into the hands of an immortal named Zhen Yuanzi, a world of its own, called the fairy world, It is also not in the Six Realms, and is called the ancestor of the earth immortals. ”
"Oh, it's amazing, in addition to the heavenly realm, there is also the earth immortal realm?" Lin Wufeng and the others were all shocked, completely subverting the concept in their hearts. "With our cultivation, we can be regarded as earth immortals, do you know if we can go?"
"Husband, the earth immortals and the heavenly immortals are both ordinary cultivators, and the monks who have not survived all the heavenly tribulations can only be regarded as scattered immortals at most, the heavens and the earth are average, but the pure qi rises to the sky, and the turbid qi sinks to the earth, in fact, they are all one. As for where the Earth Immortal Realm is, Ning Er doesn't know, but she heard that the mana of Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, is not inferior to the Sanqing Daozun, the Buddha of Western Bliss. Hearing Lin Wufengzi's question, Luo Ning smiled bitterly and said that he was also very confused.
"What's more, Ning Er doesn't know where the immortal realm is, but it is vaguely rumored that the demon clan of the immortal realm gathers, but it is very prosperous, and there are often peerless demon kings who have great powers but can't soar to the heavenly realm, so they go to the earth immortal realm, as for how to go, maybe the husband has cultivated to the realm of heavenly immortals. Naturally, he knew that Ning Er had not yet arrived in the Heavenly Immortal Realm, but there were not many things on the earth, and he hoped that his husband would not blame him. ”
Even if Lin Wufeng blames himself, he definitely won't blame his own woman. So he smiled and said, "It's okay, it's hard work." Do you have any questions? ”
Everyone was waiting for Lin Wufeng's words, and as soon as these words came out, they immediately began to ask, especially Li Yuxin and others who had not yet stepped into the cultivation realm. It wasn't until they finished asking questions that Zhang Qingwu and the others began to ask about some things related to cultivation. Almost halfway through the night.
With Luo Ning at home, Lin Wufeng naturally wanted to go to her room to cultivate, after all, only her cultivation was about the same as herself, and her double cultivation was several times that of other women.
In the bedroom, Lin Wufeng and Luo Ning discussed aesthetic standards. After all, Luo Ning has been out of touch with this society for more than a thousand years, and there are too many things to learn.
"I assume that a perfect woman is 100 points, then her hair should be 15 points, because generally a woman's temperament has a lot to do with their hair! For example, Hepburn's typical symbol is the child's flower bangs with eyebrows, Qiqi, always like an unmarried girl, I can give her a full score of 15 points, generally speaking, men have long hair complexes, short hair looks lean and lively, and a score of 13 should not be a problem. ”
Lin Wufeng continued: "I really don't understand the women who dye their hair, they really don't know what nature is, although the Christian portraits depict Eve and the Virgin Mary as blonde, but I still don't have a good impression of those women who deliberately dye their hair blonde. ”
Luo Ning subconsciously touched her hair, she seemed a little dissatisfied, and her brows stretched. Fortunately, she didn't cut her hair, and her hip-length jet-black hair was her pride.
"A woman's face has twenty points, because an angelic face is definitely God's greatest gift to a woman as well as a man, because beauty and food are generally said to be the face of a beautiful woman, and a beautiful woman looks at you with those watery eyes with affection is always a crazy thing."
"Water!" Lin Wufeng arrogantly asked Luo Ning to take the water, and said: "To add that, the most important thing on a woman's face is that pair of eyes, so Blake said in "Two Riches" that a woman's two riches are a happy heart and a pair of affectionate eyes. ”
Obediently handing the water to Lin Wufeng, Luo Ning said shyly like a little girl: "Then how many points can I score?" It won't even be ten points, right? ”
"Ning'er, you are a typical beauty with a melon seed face, a delicate and tender face, and smart big eyes......" Lin Wufeng paused deliberately, and Luo Ning, who was full of anticipation, was suddenly hung up with joy as if she had stolen candy, and immediately asked nervously: "What's wrong, is there something wrong?" ”
Looking at Ning'er, who didn't have her usual quiet and insipid temperament at this time, Lin Wufeng secretly said: "It's just that there is too little time to laugh, and you don't laugh much when I look at your photos when you're not at home, otherwise it's really like that smile and fall in the country."
Luo Ning breathed a sigh of relief obviously, and said with a smile from Infinite Wind*: "It's not facing you, how do you want me to laugh, even if there is, it can't be so obvious!" Are you Ning'er, I'm a nymphomaniac? Usually at home, don't I always laugh at you? Speaking of this, Luo Ning unceremoniously twisted Lin Wufeng's face.
Lin Wufeng touched his twisted face, wondering if beautiful women have a tendency to abuse people, Zhang Qingwu always twists her ears when she is disobedient, Ning Er is screwing her face, Zhao Zihan is used to twisting her waist, and Gong Hanyan has just learned to twist her big * legs, it seems that she will really be "incomplete" in the future.
Now Luo Ningping, who is in a good mood, is lying flat on the bed, not at all defenseless against Lin Wufeng, a pervert, is it true that a woman's vigilance will be lowered when she is happy? Lin Wufeng decided that he must study it carefully in the future.
Luo Ning thought of the dirty watches that those stinky men usually stared at him one by one and couldn't wait to pull out the dirty watches he swallowed, and said, "Men should be very concerned about women's figures, right?" ”
"Of course, the body also has a 20-point weight, many men are arguing about whether a woman's face is important or her body is important, the only thing I am sure of is that when a woman has a devil's body, men don't care so much about her appearance, any normal man can't resist Marilyn Monroe's 1955 "Seven Year Itch" The temptation of standing at the subway entrance and her skirt being blown by the wind?"
Luo Ning lay on the bed and made a sultry posture, and said with a smile: "Then how many points should I have?" ”
Lin Wufeng was as sluggish as an idiot for a while, and what was even more embarrassing was that the nosebleed was gurgling, and Luo Ning's eyes were rolling and giggling, and the number of laughs she had today was as good as a week.
Lin Wufeng sighed at the natural comparison of women, wiped his nosebleed and said: "Ning'er, you are the perfect combination of maturity and innocence, your body is completely set according to the golden ratio, just like a work of art made by God himself!" ”
Luo Ning, who is trying to save effort, is now lying on the bed, Lin Wufeng can even see the snow-white ****, although he can't see the wind inside, but just imagining it is enough to make him can't help but dry his mouth, a pair of saintess peaks standing in front of his chest, although they are tightly wrapped in the suit, but the silhouette of the fan looks full and full, full and full, and strong and tall, showing the mature and plump charm and charm that only the best beauties have.
Listening to Lin Wufeng's rhetoric, Luo Ning smiled and asked, "How many points can I score?" What else? Lin Wufeng thought for a moment and said, "Eighteen points!" Next is the skin, the total score is ten points, women's smooth skin like brocade silk always makes men intoxicated, it is best to have a very natural kind, snow-white and crystal skin, not with a variety of skin care products as a 'protective color'. ”
Luo Ning sat up and once again made Lin Wufeng's face suffer, "You mean I don't look good if I wear makeup?" ”
Lin Wufeng said with a flattering smile: "My Ning'er lotus arms are white and crystalline, the fragrant shoulders are soft and smooth, the jade skin is plump and full, the snow skin is as smooth as jade, makeup is just the icing on the cake, I score nine points!" Without any water, if it weren't for the other poor women to keep them alive, they would have scored a perfect 10! ”
"Nine points?" Luo Ning snorted, indicating that this answer was quite satisfactory, and put Lin Wufeng's pitiful ears for the time being.
Lin Wufeng had a playful smile on his face, but the innocence in his eyes made it easy to believe him, and said, "But I want to identify if I can really score nine points!" ”
Hearing this somewhat ambiguous request, Luo Ning hesitated, but still nodded. Lin Wufeng forcibly held back the excitement in his heart and put his hand on Luo Ning's face, the latter's body trembled obviously, and the pink* skin like a creamy and smooth baby made Lin Wufeng linger. Although they had one last time in the cave, but that time it was purely to survive, where is the mood to speak of?
Luo Ning, who felt a slight strange feeling, sighed and said with a smile: "Can you score nine points?" ”
Lin Wufeng withdrew his hand, but with the other hand, he grabbed one of Luo Ning's slender hands, and said evilly: "The hand also has five points, your hands are slender and white and tender, without rings and nail polish, five points!" The most important thing is that there are no engagement rings left, hehehehe......"
Luo Ning, who was grabbed by the hand, felt the invasion of that strange feeling more strongly this time, and her face was flushed. She suddenly found that Lin Wufeng's hands were definitely slender among the boys, and they were very suitable for playing the piano, and their nails were neatly trimmed and clean, and they had helped this guy repair them in their previous lives, who was they in this life? It should be Zhang Qingwu's girl, thinking of this, she actually had a feeling of jealousy that she had never had before, but she soon denied that feeling that should not appear at all.
Lin Wufeng still grabbed Luo Ning's hand and said: "As for dressing up, it can be divided into three grades, vulgar, decent and tasteful, of course Ning'er is taste-like, and my husband likes to see Ning'er wear ancient costumes the most." The voice is also ten, and Ning Er's voice is the sound of heaven in Wudao's view, and it is a full score like dressing. ”
Luo Ning didn't withdraw the hand that was grabbed by Lin Wufeng, and deliberately ignored the hand that was gradually dishonest and began to touch his hand slightly, but said a little intoxicated: "Is that all?" ”
Lin Wufeng looked at the stunner Ning'er with slightly narrowed eyes, his long black eyes flashed a smile of successful conspiracy, and said slowly: "There is the last one that is a specialty, a woman like Ning'er who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, is definitely a perfect score." ”
Luo Ning was a little disappointed and said: "But I don't know how to cook, and I can't knit scarves, it's really useless!" ”
Lin Wufeng gently and naturally hugged Luo Ning's weak body, and said in a bewitching voice: "In the eyes of her husband, Ning Er is the perfect woman!" ”