"Boss, why are you dressed so handsome? Do you want to hook up with a woman from a good family again? Shi Yi was lying on the bed and browsing the news on the Internet, noticed Zhang Fei's behavior, and asked curiously.

Zhang Fei stood in front of the mirror behind the door, combed the handful of hair that he had grown with great difficulty into three or seven cents for a while, and then divided it into five or five, and finally he was not satisfied, and combed it into a zero - all tilted to one side.

"Holy! What is a 'hookup?' Am I in free love, okay? Apologize! Apologize to me! You are insulting, contemptuous, and distrustful of the love saint. Zhang Fei stroked his hair and glared at Shi Yi angrily.

"Well, I was wrong." Shiichi could only apologize, and he also realized the unforgivable mistake he had made.

Zhang Fei was very satisfied with Shi Yi's attitude towards cultivation, and said with a smile, "There is a senior girl who said that my skin is very smooth, and said that she wants to discuss the secrets of skin care with me tonight. Ask me to meet in the multi-purpose media room of a church. Hey, you know. ”

"Really? But we're only freshmen, where did we get the 'school girls'? Shi Yi was a little puzzled, and then looked at Zhang Fei in surprise, "You won't be the little sister of the affiliated middle school, right?" ”

"Who do you think of me Zhang Fei!" Zhang Fei said rhetorically, "She is also a freshman. In my eyes, as long as she is a girl in school, she is my schoolgirl, and it is a sense of accomplishment to be a 'schoolgirl'. ”

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"Beautiful! Of course it's good-looking. Beautiful! She is the goddess of my dreams. Stars appeared in Zhang Fei's eyes.

"How did you meet?" Shi Yi is a little curious, this guy doesn't go out of the door, he stays in the dormitory all day long to play games, how can he know the freshman 'school girl'?

"I met online." Liu Bei was playing a game on the side, and when he heard this, he poked his head out and interjected, "They are dating online, and they haven't met." The old man just met for the first time tonight. ”

"Online dating?" Shi Yi understood now, no wonder he smirked at the computer when he saw Zhang Fei was okay in the past few days, and he woke up several times, and when he looked up, he saw him lying in front of the computer with red eyes and chatting with people - it turned out that he met the most important person in his life on the Internet.

"Online dating is also love." Zhang Fei said angrily. "We met tonight, and it was intimate love in reality."

"Maybe it's a dinosaur." Liu Bei said with a crow's mouth.

"Phew, bah, bah. You are envious, jealous and hateful, and you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour. Zhang Fei shouted angrily, "When I bring her back, I will make you ashamed of your current behavior." ”

"I didn't say she's a dinosaur, so I don't have to be ashamed." Shi Yi said with a slight smile.

You didn't say it, but you laughed. Your laughter exposes your true thoughts - you must have said in your heart: What years has this stupid fork been, and he is still dating people online, is it vulgar? Zhang Fei was accused of Shi Yi being a three-point attacker.

“……”

At that moment, there was a soft knock at the door.

Zhang Fei stood by the door and opened the door of the room with his hand. Then, Zhang Fei looked at the door with a demented face.

Liu Bei felt that Zhang Fei's expression was very cheap and lewd. Swinging, poking out his head to look over, he also instantly became demented.

At the door, a beautiful woman stood there looking at them with a smile on her face.

A long and bare cotton skirt, black high-top leather boots, a white shirt with a heart-shaped collar and a red coat on the outside.

The woman's long hair is shawl, but on her head is a red woolen hat with a small fluffy cotton ball at each end, which looks very cute.

The pretty face is slightly powdered, the thrush at the corner of the eye is charming, and the sexy red lips are slightly pouted, which makes people can't help but want to rush up and take it in their mouths and taste it carefully.

Zhang Fei's pupils instantly dilated, there was a sound of swallowing saliva in his throat, his mouth opened, and he asked in a low voice, "Are you - Grandma Wolf's Little Red Riding Hood?" ”

The girl looked at Zhang Fei with a confused expression, what was he talking about

"That's right! It has to be you! I remember I told you my dorm number. I didn't expect you to find it yourself. Zhang Fei exclaimed excitedly, his hands rubbing each other, and he didn't know how to release the joy in his heart, "Little Red Riding Hood - yes!" You're wearing Little Red Riding Hood, just like Little Red Riding Hood in Grandma Wolf. ”

He turned to look at Liu Bei with a provocative look on his face and said, "How is it?" What do you think? Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Shame on you! Repent! Be jealous! ”

The shock in Liu Bei's heart was indescribable - such a beautiful girl, was Zhang Fei soaked on the Internet?

It's all like this, do you still need to catch dinosaurs online?

The girl looked at Zhang Fei, and finally couldn't help asking, "Are you - not sick?" ”

"......" Zhang Fei was so moved that he was about to cry.

The first time we met, she was concerned about her physical condition. Did she want to dedicate herself tonight?

"I'm strong." Zhang Fei hurriedly replied, "I often take a bath with cold water. ”

"It was summer." Liu Bei added. What is a Bad Friend? Here it is.

"Are they all alright?" This time, the girl's questioning object became Shiyi, because he found that these two guys obviously didn't look like normal people.

"They're all right." Shi Yi saw the girl, at first he was stunned for a long time, and finally "saw" her "true face" - grandma's, makeup is really a more powerful beautification tool than PS, under Gu Ci's makeup, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei couldn't recognize it, "But you have something, right?" How did you come here? Still running to our dormitory? ”

"I'm looking for you." Gu Ci passed by Liu Bei's side, passed by Zhang Fei's side, walked to Shi Yi's bed, and said, "As a manly man, you can't talk and don't count." ”

"Why don't I talk count." Shi Yi turned off the computer and asked with some curiosity.

"You promised me that day that you wanted to be my boyfriend. What's wrong? You enjoy the rights of your boyfriend, and you don't plan to fulfill your obligations? ”

Shi Yi smiled bitterly, "Miss, when did I enjoy the rights of a boyfriend?" ”

"Last time, you took advantage of my drunkenness and secretly pushed me down. Then ......"

"Gotta get it! Miss, I'm scared of you. Say, let me do that? Shi Yi interrupted Gu Ci's "that night" in time, and let her continue to talk about it, she would really become an irresponsible beast who played with a woman's body.

"Accompany me to a place." Gu Ci said with a grin - she was victorious.

"The north wind was howling outside, it was cold, and I didn't want to go out." Shi Yi said with a bitter face.

"Then I'll go and tell Fang Fang the evidence of your crime of stealing from me." Gu Ci turned around and left.

"Wait." Shi Yi shouted urgently.

"Promised?" Gu Ci looked back with a smug face.

"It suddenly occurred to me that I had bought a new down jacket that I hadn't worn yet - I'd put it on and try it out to see if I could keep it." Shiichi found a step for himself.

"That's right. How can you not try out new clothes when you buy them? Gu Ci looked quite approving, "However, the place I went to today is more formal, so you'd better wear a suit." ”

"I don't have a suit." Shi Yi's eyes lit up and said expectantly.

"Come with me in a down jacket first, and I'll take you to buy a suit." Gu Ci pondered for a while and said, "My father gave me your salary last month, let me give it to you." You know what to do. ”

...... "If you can, Shi Yi really wants to resign and quit - tired and tired, he doesn't even pay his salary, and his bodyguards also have human rights!"

In desperation, Shi Yi got up from the bed, ran to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and combed his hair, and then took out a new down jacket from the cabinet and put it on.

"Yes, pretty handsome." Gu Ci looked at Shi who had changed into new clothes and nodded and said.

"I'm still more handsome." Shi Yi said proudly.

"Do you know when a man is the most handsome?" Gu Ci asked with a smile.

"When you're doing housework?" Shiichi remembers seeing this answer there.

"Wrong." Gu Ci smiled and shook his head. "When there are women snuggled up to you."

Then, she held out her hand to Shiichi.

Shi Yi stared at her vigilantly and said, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Hold your arms." Gu Ci walked up to Shi Yi with light steps and put his arm around him with his own hand, "We are a couple tonight, we have to be more intimate." It gives people the feeling of being talented and feminine. ”

"You're saying I'm not handsome?" Shi Yi was a little unhappy, he was an idol and a powerful faction, how could he be described as a "talented man and a woman".

"Well, it gives people a feeling of 'male and female appearance'." Gu Ci reluctantly compromised.

Shi Yi didn't struggle this time, with a happy smile on his face, and followed Little Red Riding Hood outside like a dutiful big bad wolf.

It wasn't until the two left that the door of the room was closed again that Zhang Fei and Liu Bei recovered from their daze.

Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei with disdain and said, "I'm ashamed! I repent! I'm jealous! The third child, why are you so shameless and noiseless, you still don't let people live, you still don't let the boss live-"

Zhang Fei felt infinitely aggrieved, his eyes were red, and he threw himself on the bed, covering the quilt and crying bitterly - this day can't be lived.

Guan Yu heard the crying of the two, and then he came back to his senses from the sweet text message flirt with Dong Yueru, with a puzzled face - which play did these two cry again?