Chapter 287: Becoming a volunteer in a daze
Uncle Yu saw that I had invited the old bull to move, although he didn't know the story here, he was still very happy, and said that he would entertain Niu Xianhai in the city.
But this old man seems to have a hard time with me, pointing at my nose and saying that he wants to eat this baby, drink this baby, and live in this baby! Others, don't give anything, don't starve to death!
I'm speechless about that.
Didn't they rob you of a patient? As for it? Cut! I just took a dollar......
In between packing up my things, I asked Grandma, "Old man, can you come along?" ”
"No, no, the living creatures in this yard can't leave me." Grandma hurriedly waved her hand.
Well, this old lady is so nice, compassionate, like a living bodhisattva.
Unlike this old man, his temper is really stinky and hard.
After collecting the good things, I squatted along the front of the kang, ready to carry the old cow's head.
"Slow ......"
The old bull shouted to stop, stretched out his hand and pulled out a copper-headed cigarette pouch pot, pulled over the chimney box, took out a handful of broken cigarette foam from it, stuffed it in, lit it, Meimei took a big puff, and then said contentedly, "Let's go!" ”
I carried the old man on my back.
I'll go, it's so heavy, this guy can't move, and he actually raised a fat child.
I gritted my teeth, moved step by step, went out, went to the yard, turned around and waved goodbye to the grandmother, and then, with the old guy on my back, I began a journey down the mountain with my teeth gritted and persistent.
There is not much to say about all kinds of hardships and hardships on the way, more than 100 pounds of people, on their backs, walking three or four miles of mountain roads.
Imagine for yourselves.
Even if I practiced, this small body would not be able to bear it.
But the brother didn't shout tired, didn't shout to rest, gritted his teeth, and had gold stars in his eyes, so he carried the old guy down the mountain, into the village, to the car, and stuffed him into the co-pilot when he was done.
The soles of my feet are weak, as if I have stepped on a ball of cotton (this is mainly due to the fact that I don't do manual work often. Then, with Venus twinkling in his eyes, a stumble is about to rob the.
In a flash!
I felt two crispy and soft arms in my arms.
My heart smiles...... Linlin, is Linlin.
I opened my eyes with a shallow smile on my face.
Belch......
This...... This is actually Linlin's mother!
Linlin's mother looked at me with a look of pity: "Hey, I see that you are tired, this child, why is he so strong?" That's nice. ”
"Auntie, what, I'm not tired, I'm just a little fluttering under my feet."
I struggled to my feet, just about to reach for the car door.
A crispy soft arm wrapped around my waist again.
Uh, I said this aunt, what do you mean?
I turned my head and looked, I was happy, this time, it was my Linlin coach......
Linlin stuffed me into the car, with a strange look on his face: "Brother Ji, you are really, just rest for a while, see that you are tired ......"
After that, she took out a small tissue, held it in her hand, and carefully wiped the sweat on my face.
I let her fiddle with me, and my heart was crisp and indescribable.
I sat in the center of the back seat, sandwiched between Linlin's mother and daughter.
The car started, Shuangshuang quietly reached out, took Bai Xi's small palm and held my big hand, my arm used a little force, my body bumped with the car, just like that, suddenly half leaned on Linlin's shoulder.
"Well, Brother Ji, you can sleep for a while."
Linlin stretched out his arm to wrap his arm around my shoulder, half-hugged me, with a frank expression, pure and innocent stretched out his other hand to pull my head, and with a little effort, he pressed my big face tightly against her sternocleidomastoid muscle.
I was stunned.
This one...... The key is that I'm not tired, I don't want to sleep.
But if you let you sleep, you have to sleep, you can't sleep, and you have to pretend to sleep according to the posture that others fiddle with.
I wanted to struggle, but Linlin's hand strained slightly......
Your sister, you ...... You are a rape, and you are raping me in front of your parents, you are of a bad nature!
I opened my eyes slightly, and glanced up at Linlin's incomprehensible beauty.
On that arrogant face, in those pair of autumn-like eyes, two empress-like powerful wills were projected downward.
Surrender! Man!
All right! Brother doesn't care about you, brother will surrender for a while, and then come back to settle accounts with you.
I lowered my eyes and looked downward.
Ouch......
This Linlin, why is he so careless? Mimiyi's straps weren't tied tightly, they were loose, and then they ......
Hey, don't look at it.
However, those two tall, towering, snow-white, pink, and slightly pink protrusions are too beautiful.
I remember the BBC did a documentary that explained the sexual attraction of men and women in terms of genetics.
Why do men like the two lumps of flesh on a woman's chest?
This is due to a desire in genetic consciousness to have and nurture offspring. Because, if a girl is beautiful, beautiful, and meets the standards of human aesthetics, it means that she has a pair of healthy breastfeeding tools, which can allow babies to eat sweet and delicious milk. In this way, you can raise healthy, lively, and beautiful big babies.
It is precisely this that men appreciate women, and basically many people see it at first sight, and sometimes even unconscious, subconscious behavior.
In the same way, this is also the reason why we hate bitterness and love sweetness.
Especially in childhood, because of genetic awareness, many toxic substances in nature taste bitter, and many beneficial substances, such as fruits, and other things, are sweet......
This kind of interference from the genetic level is simply not possible for the brain to resist.
It will strongly release signals to tone all the nerves in your body and make a movement.
See!
Nice eyeballs, dead, dumbfounded, look hard!
I drooped my eyelids and looked at them as much as possible from the perspective of human aesthetics, from the height of the lifting, to the color and delicacy of the skin, and then to analyze the size and shape, and I finally came to the conclusion that this is a pair of standard peaches!
That is, the slightly warped peach-shaped.
Well, not bad!
I had seen enough, and I slowly closed my eyes.
I can't look at it anymore, and if I look at it again, it's useless except to kill the eyeballs.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I really took a nap.
When I opened my eyes again, the car had already entered the city.
I turned my head slightly, and Lin Lin tried his best to conquer me.
Don't ask for it, big girl! I secretly reached out and gently pinched the inner thigh of Frosty Snow White and Pink Thigh.
Linlin's face was slightly red, and while the people in the car were not paying attention, he suddenly reached out and put his hand on my ear and bit it with his teeth.
It hurts!
I took the opportunity to sit up and stretch a little bit: "Hey...... I slept so soundly. ”
Lazy waist stretched.
The old bull head of the co-pilot in front turned his head, squinted a pair of ill-intentioned eyes, smiled at me and said, "Little baby, hehe, hehehe......"
This laughter is too connotative, and it will make me and Linlin smile all over the face.
Fortunately, one of Linlin's parents was concentrating on driving, and the other was dozing with his head down, and no one paid attention to our subtle little movements.
Entering the city, traffic lights all the way.
In the end, Uncle Yu drove the car to the XX Hotel.
There is a word 'Lun' in the name of this hotel, and the road has always been in the orthodox national standard style.
The old bull head is arranged in this realm, and he is simply too worthy of him.
When I entered the hotel, I rushed to the front, booked the room, turned back into the car when I was done, picked up the old bull's head, entered the hall, stepped into the elevator, and arranged him in the room with the three members of the Yu family.
After the landing, we accompanied the old Niu Touer to eat an authentic Beijing meal in the restaurant.
After the meal, Uncle Yu had something to do, and Linlin had to go back to the yoga studio.
I have to contact Fan Jinnan as soon as possible to discuss the matter of getting together with these two old men.
I deliberately left my mobile phone number in the room, told the old bull head where not to go, and used the bedside phone to call me if I had something.
After the order, we went downstairs.
When I came to the car in front of the building, Uncle Yu shook hands with me: "Xiao Ji, uncle welcomes you to the United States, and when the time comes, uncle will be hospitable." ”
I replied, "Thank you uncle for the invitation, and we will consider arranging a return visit at an appropriate time." ”
Uncle Yu haha.
Linlin, Aunt Yu is with you haha.
I smiled and said, "Uncle, I still have something to do here, I have to be busy, and I won't go to the airport to see you off when I turn around." What do you need, just call me, if you're embarrassed to call in person, just tell Linlin. ”
"Well, definitely, definitely." Uncle and aunt said in a little indifferent tone, taking me as a family.
I said goodbye to Uncle Yu's family of three, and immediately took out my mobile phone and dialed Fan Jinnan.
"Big brother, I've got the old bull head here, and it's in the XX Hotel."
"Ah...... You've got it. How did you get it? ”
I briefly explained the process, and then I waited for Fan Jinnan to praise me.
Lao Fan'er didn't praise me, but whispered with a black face: "Brother, it's strange brother for this, the eldest brother didn't make it clear, you ...... You've dug yourself a big hole, and now you're waiting to jump in. ”
"Ah......?" I was taken aback.
"What's the swelling going on?"
Fan Jinnan: "In this way, you wait for me at the door of the XX Hotel first, and I will pick you up immediately." ”
I replied with a promise.
Then we stop talking.
Twenty minutes later, the BMW 750 stopped beside me.
I pulled the co-pilot and sat in.
Fan Jinnan leaned back in the chair and said with a long sigh of relief: "You put forward the conditions for reconciliation, did the old bull let the old lady see your face?" ”
I replied, "Yes." ”
Fan Jinnan: "Mrs. Niu is a master, of course, she is not learning medicine, but a view of words." I will simply say that the old lady can see the operation of the meridians of the human body. ”
"Ah...... Tianyan, fairy? I said stunned.
"No, that's just another way of looking at qi, it's not close to ghosts and immortals, she looked at you, did she say anything?"
I said, "She said I'm good, not bad......"
Fan Jinnan: "It's broken! ”
He continued: "Brother, you know what? More than anyone else, I wanted to reconcile the two old stubborns, and in the meantime I went to the old bull and sent countless times. Every time, I say the same thing as you, I want to ask him to untie the sealed meridians on my master's body. However, every time I went, the old lady said that it was not the right way, no. Do you know why? ”
"Why?" I was shocked.
Fan Jinnan gritted his teeth: "What the old bull head means is to let us send an experimental subject, use the flesh as a target, and let the two old men fight again one last time!" ”
Speaking of this, Fan Jinnan solemnly: "And you, my brother, you are the human experiment volunteer who was photographed by him!" ”