Chapter 98: Pretending to be worse than pretending

Guan Yu naturally didn't know that he already had his own first industry, and it was actually a food stall integrating eating, drinking and playing!

Although Qi Hanyan is an unsmiling person, she is also a little curious about Guan Yu, she never thought that the bald head would be so polite to Guan Yu, she simply regarded Guan Yu as a god-like existence, and shouted long live to Guan Yushan!

"That bald head is ......" Qi Hanyan said these words, Guan Yu hurriedly said: "That's right, the bald head is a stupid comparison." ”

"I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about ...... Why is he so obedient to you? Qi Hanyan couldn't help but ask with curiosity in her heart.

"Because ......" Guan Yu smiled sinisterly: "Because I used peanuts to point his death hole, if he wants to live, he will naturally be respectful to me." ”

"What!"

Qi Hanyan's jaw fell in shock: "Death point? Do you still use peanuts? ”

Isn't this Nima a bloody episode in martial arts novels and TV series? A certain hero casually clicked a person to the acupoint, saying that if he didn't solve the acupoint, he would explode and die...... How about it, this guy actually said that he had a bald head and a strong death hole, which also has such a kung fu as "point point" in reality?

Guan Yu said seriously: "That's right! Hit his death hole. ”

Qi Hanyandai's eyebrows were furrowed, and she was naturally suspicious: "Really? When was this? ”

"It's noon today.,This guy and that shell man in the Academy Hotel came to bully people.,I'll casually order his death hole! ……”

Then Guan Yu gave a general idea of what happened at the Xueyuan Hotel at noon, which naturally ignored the link where Li Meng invited him to eat and the part where Liang Man took off his clothes.

But Qi Hanyan said thoughtfully: "Is there a beautiful woman who invited you to dinner at noon?" ”

“?” Guan Yu waved his hand again and again: "No, no, absolutely nothing." ”

"Hmph...... You still lied to me, I thought Guoguo was talking to me about playing, but I didn't expect it......" Qi Hanyan smiled coldly, laughing so creepy that Guan Yu was like a mess. The man he met was like a thief and said, "You...... Just listen to that girl's nonsense......"

"Say! Is there wood? Qi Hanyan's voice suddenly grim.

"Yes...... Actually, I am Teacher Li's life-saving benefactor, but I didn't expect her to also teach at our school, so I ...... cough cough cough ......"

"If there is, there will be it! Shut me off! Qi Hanyan said disdainfully.

“……”

However, Qi Hanyan is really becoming more and more curious about Guan Yu, this guy not only has extraordinary martial arts, he doesn't blink when he hits people, but he also knows how to point points, this guy is too awesome, this guy won't be a master from martial arts novels, right?

"By the way, Principal Qi still hasn't watched that movie?" Guan Yu asked tentatively.

"Look, why not?"

"Wow Ka Ka!"

Guan Yu laughed wildly in his heart: "It's good to watch, it's good to watch." ”

"Watching a movie, why are you laughing so lewdly?"

"Uh......" Guan Yu hurriedly restrained his smile, showed a serious look, and said, "I just like to watch movies." ”

Qi Hanyan didn't talk much nonsense to Guan Yu, and quickly got into the car, Guan Yu sat in the co-pilot's seat, imagining the scene where you touch me and I touch you when I watch a movie, and I am secretly a little intoxicated.

"You know how to drive, right?"

"I can drive a tractor." Guan Yu said busily.

"......" Qi Hanyan: "I think you have to learn a driver's license and go out with a lady, it's always not like a lady to drive." ”

"yes!" Guan Yu also nodded approvingly: "But the premise is that I can afford a car." ”

“……”

The car started and ran towards the Radiance Cinema in Xuanlong District, which is also the largest cinema in Xuanlong District, with a large number of fresh films in it, which were released at the same time as the world, which was very coaxing.

Guan Yu has been immersed in waiting for you to touch me, I will touch you, the more I think about it, the more I feel cool, and I almost can't help laughing.

Qi Hanyan has been driving the car intently, and seems to be very disdainful of talking to Guan Yu, while Guan Yu has been immersed in YY and has not had time to talk to the beauty.

The Radiant Cinema has finally arrived.

At this time, it was half past seven, the sky was already dark, and the entrance of the Radiance Cinema was also brightly lit.

Qi Hanyan parked the car, and this time she didn't encounter the porcelain man in the afternoon, which was quite smooth.

"Get off!!"

Qi Hanyan got out of the car, Guan Yuna was still sitting in a daze, and there was drooling in her mouth, not knowing what she was thinking.

“?” Guan Yu woke up from a daze, but saw Qi Hanyan facing him with a cannibalistic face, so he jumped out of the car with a "whoosh": "Sao Rui!" Just now I was pondering an important question......"

"If you don't pretend, you won't die!"

“……”

Following the buttocks of Qi Hanyan, a big beauty, the two walked to the ticket office, don't you say, Guan Yu followed Qi Hanyan and really attracted the attention of many people, Guan Yu was secretly happy, it was really because he was handsome that he attracted the attention of so many people! Principal Qi followed him, that is, Lang Cai with female appearance, jackal with tiger and leopard!

Qi Hanyan glanced at the poster, saw that there were several films released today, and wanted to choose one.

"What movies do you like to watch?" Qi Hanyan asked Guan Yu.

"I like to watch ......" Guan Yu was about to say Oriental romance literary action movies, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he thought that this was to the cinema, such a high-grade place, how can you watch that kind of low-level fun? And no! So Guan Yu said: "Then watch Li Xiaolong's "Raptors Crossing the River"! Or Sadako Dan's "Jingwumen" is also fine! ……”

"Shut up!!" Qi Hanyan felt that this guy was hopeless, this was an old antique from many years ago, and now there will be no such movies in movie theaters at all, so she directly decided not to ask this guy.

The eldest sister of the conductor was very enthusiastic and hurriedly recommended: "Today, this hospital is going to premiere the movie version of the youth novel "The Girl Who Didn't Dare to Chase in Those Years" written by the famous online novelist Li Yuezui, since the two are a couple...... Ga! As soon as the eldest sister saw the appearance of Guan Yu and Qi Hanyan clearly, she stopped her words, she thought it was a couple, but it turned out that this was not the case at all, how could that guy with a dirty face be the male ticket of this big beauty?

"Hehehe...... Take your pick. The conductor's eldest sister said hurriedly.

"Okay." Qi Hanyan nodded, so she specified a movie from the poster: "Okay, just watch this one, you don't have any opinions, right?" Well! I know you don't have a problem! ”

"......" Guan Yu stared at the movie on the poster with two eyes, the picture was quite gorgeous, a scantily clad woman, split two slippery thighs, very tempting. Confused look.

Guan Yu read the text on the poster word by word: "Director Xu Zheng created the road comedy "People in Embarrassment to the East", starring Huang Bo and Wang Baoqiang...... Ga! I don't look at it, I don't watch it! ”

As soon as he heard that it was Huang Bo and Wang Baoqiang, Guan Yu hurriedly waved his hand and shouted, these two ugly comparisons were played, so he didn't watch it! If he wants to see it, he wants to watch some high-end movies, so he pointed to another movie called "Bikini from the Stars" on the poster and exclaimed, "I want to see this movie!" ”

"The opposition is invalid, I like Huang Bo, and besides, you are a bit like Huang Bo, so just watch the ministry." Qi Hanyan explained.

“……”

When the eldest sister of the conductor heard Qi Hanyan say this, she looked at Guan Yu and exclaimed: "Mmmm! This gentleman really has a big star fan, how do you look like Huang Bo! ”

“……”

Guan Yu can't wait to smash this theater! He was trembling with anger, is this Nima so insulting? I'm Chow Runfa and Liu Dehua, okay! No matter how bad it is, it's Liang Chaowei! You are Huang Bo, your whole family is Huang Bo!

Guan Yu scolded a few times in his heart, but he immediately restrained himself, he was a young man with ideals, culture and moderation, how could he be angry casually? However, in order to be courteous in front of the goddess, Guan Yu decided that he would buy these two tickets!

"Principal Qi, you see that you also invited me to dinner and bought me clothes, why don't I invite you to watch a movie."

"yes, yes!" Qi Hanyan nodded and said, this guy finally realized a little, and actually invited himself to watch a movie!

"That comrade, come with two movie tickets for "All the Way East"."

"yes, okay."

The conductor's eldest sister printed two movie tickets, handed them to Guan Yu, and said politely: "Two movie tickets are one hundred and two, sir, do you swipe your card or pay cash?" ”

"Pay cash......" Guan Yu touched his pocket.

Brush!

His face changed suddenly, and his eyes shone with a strange look, as if he had eaten rat droppings, and he carefully touched the banknotes and a few coins in his trouser pocket...... Eighty-two bucks!

That's not right! I remember I had a hundred and fifty dollars? Why is it eighty-two dollars? Ga! Guan Yu only remembered that the rest of the money was packed in the security suit and was not brought out. Now Nima pretends to be more fatal, and she doesn't have enough money, so she still invites Mao Ren to watch a movie?

The conductor's eldest sister smiled: "Sir, if you don't have enough cash, you can swipe your card." The movie is about to start. I'm afraid you're the last one, so hurry up. ”

"Hehehehe......" Guan Yu's face froze, and he smiled embarrassedly, looking at Qi Hanyan ambiguously. He smiled a little: "Principal Qi, I think there are more interesting things in this world than watching movies...... For example, walking. ”

"But I love to watch movies."

“……”

Guan Yu is about to cry, what can I do with this Nima for eighty-two yuan! If you really can't do it, do you bargain with the conductor's eldest sister?

Qi Hanyan glanced at Guan Yu, who was embarrassed at this time, and knew that this guy had no money, and he was pretending to be there for comparison, and he was happy in his heart, telling you to pretend to compare, this pretending to be smashed!

"Hurry up and pay! The movie is about to start! Qi Hanyan said to Guan Yu very cutely.

Crunch crunch......

Guan Yu's gritted teeth, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Qi Hanyan still looked at herself with a smile and a smile.

Finally, Guan Yu had an idea, his head flashed, and he laughed proudly in his heart, and said to Qi Hanyan: "Ah! Wife! I suddenly remembered something, didn't I give you all the money I had left in my salary? Didn't you say that a good husband can't keep private money? ”

Wife? Also handed over to the public? Can't keep private money yet?

it!

The anger in Qi Hanyan's heart rose directly to the level of an explosion! This Guan Yu is really a slut! Qi Hanyan really wants to beat up this slut!

The conductor's eldest sister was in tears: "Oops! Young man, you are a good man, you actually know that you have given all the money to your daughter-in-law, and you are much better than the dead man in my family! I said Sister Xiao, you are a fisher, although your lover is not good-looking, but your heart is good! There aren't many good men these days! Cherish it! ”

“……”

Qi Hanyan and Guan Yu both wanted to go up and beat up the conductor.