"Old thing...... Momo muttered as she stared at the island owner's departing back.

I pulled down Momo and said, "I can't blame people for this, and if you want to complain, you have to blame you and Linlin for wearing that thing, hey, I said, can't you take a conservative line?" ”

Momo was disdainful and proudly stood tall: "It's sexy, just show off your career line, what's the matter!" ”

I clenched my fists! Served!

I'll reply when I'm done: "Ming'er, I'll also squeeze a career line show?" ”

Momo Dale: "Lao Ji, you show off your career line, do you have it?" Your ...... You don't even have an airfield, you just have a depression there. ”

Ciao, dare to say that I am depressed.

I flew up and stretched out my hand to pull at my ears.

Momo shouted: "Teacher Ji is beating people, teachers are beating students." ”

Suddenly, a guy surged up with all kinds of water guns in their hands.

I scrambled and fled, staggering.

For a whole day, I had a lot of fun crossing the waterline with the students!

We are divided into two groups, one is the police, and the other is the bandits.

Adopt capture the flag tactics.

That is, a certain item is designated as a military flag, and whoever snatches the military flag by the opponent will lose the game.

And the side that loses the most is responsible for giving the other side a barbecue to eat at night.

At the beginning of the war, items were also designated as military flags, but later it was discovered that someone was cheating, and the number of military flags somehow increased by several.

Later, the designation was changed to the military flag.

On our side, Ren Ling, sent a six-year-old girl.

Grab it! Grab the big people, grab the children!

After robbing three games, Ren Ling said that he was not a military flag, and he couldn't spray people when he was a military flag, which was unhappy.

So, I, Mr. Ji, tragically turned into a military flag, and was protected by a group of demon moths and old men to avoid being grabbed by others.

At first, we always lost, but later, Xiao Qi found a trick, she took the initiative to get along with the other party's military flag, that is, the six-year-old girl.

As soon as the battle began, the opponent's military flag ran away and took the initiative to throw it at our position.

It's fun for everyone, haha!

After a long day of crazy play, everyone is tired. At night, regardless of whether I win or lose, it is a barbecue, full of food and drink, and then I go back to my room to sleep with a yawn.

I didn't sleep, so I took the time to communicate with the manager of the villa and asked her to help me prepare the props for tomorrow's lecture and arrange the venue.

I was busy until 1 a.m., when I went back to my room to take a shower, fell into bed, and died.

I woke up early the next day, had a meal, and started classes at nine o'clock.

We arranged the students in a dense forest behind the lodge.

Then, take out the prepared props and give each person a straw skirt around their body.

In the end, all the men stripped naked, and the women ...... Women are casual, just wear grass skirts.

The seventh master put on a grass skirt and grinned and said, "Teacher, what class are we taking today?" ”

I looked at the group of men and women in straw skirts in the open space, girls, and I smiled and said, "Today, we are going to be primitives!" ”

"Wow!" The young girls and children in the group were the first to scream.

The old men couldn't cry or laugh, looking at me with a kind of Xiao Ji teacher, are you sure this is not a playhouse.

I motioned for everyone to be silent, and I said, "It's sea X time, 9:30 a.m., and we're all primitives from now until evening." We are brothers and sisters of a tribe. Alright, now let's start electing the tribal leader. ”

All of a sudden, the old men came up all of a sudden.

"I'm going to be the leader."

"Choose me, Mr. Xiao Ji, I also roasted five oysters for you last night."

I said to the men: "Calm down, calm down, I understand how you want to be a leader, but in primitive societies, tribal leaders are usually not men, but women!" ”

I emphasized: "At that time, women were in charge. ”

Yu Linglin followed the trend: "Wow, the primitive society is good." ”

I glared at her and whispered, "Okay?" It is true that a woman is the leader, but she undertakes almost all the affairs within the tribe, and the responsibility is heavy. ”

Yu Linglin was not convinced, "Hmph! In modern society, the status of women is also very remarkable. ”

I don't have the time to talk to her about women's status.

I said, "Now, let's start electing our tribal leader,"

Everyone took the initiative to divide the women into a group, and then we were a group of old men who pointed at the women standing in a group.

"Teacher Xiao Ji, I think she can do it." Man X pointed Lin Bingbing to me.

Man Y: "That's cold, she's okay." ”

Well, man Y is also referring to Lin Bingbing.

That's you!

I pointed at Lin Bingbing: "Leader, please come out of the ranks." ”

Lin Bingbing was stunned for a moment, and then was pushed out of the team by several women.

At this time, I motioned for everyone to stand in front of Lin Bingbing, and I said in a loud voice, "Everyone meet the tribal leader." ”

"Long live the Queen."

plopped, and a short and thin middle-aged man who was playing a trick actually knelt at Bingbing's feet all of a sudden.

I pulled it up and said, "Hey, that's the form, you don't have to kneel, you don't have to kneel." ”

The crowd laughed.

Lin Bingbing was extraordinarily proud, and the demon moth's aura exploded instantly.

"Ah......" The middle-aged man slapped his knees, pretending not to understand and complained to me: "Then why didn't you Xiaoji say it earlier, hey, this is a trouble." ”

I sneered in my heart, I didn't say it earlier, hum, I'm afraid it's almost the same if you want to really kneel, dead pervert!

The leader was chosen, and I asked everyone to sit around the leader and sit on the small bench that they brought with them.

I called out three men, and I said to them, "Now, when you are out hunting, you are passing through a forest, and suddenly there is a thunderstorm. What's in your mind? ”

Man Z said: "Thunder, a natural phenomenon, find a cave to shelter from the rain." ”

I hated and said, "You are a primitive person, what do you know about nature?" You are a primitive who doesn't understand anything. ”

Man Z closed his eyes in pain, thought for a moment, and then said, "I'm going to be scared, very, very scared, we're going to run right away, we're going to run to the cave, and hide like a couple of frightened mice." ”

I nodded: "That's right, then, the rain stopped, you carefully walked out of the cave, and suddenly, in the woods, you found a dead tree that had been struck by lightning, and the tree was burning and on fire. ”

"At this point, you ......," I pointed to the V man. And you wonder, "Oh, what is this, I haven't seen it," so you go over and put your hand in the fire......"

Man V cooperated with me and stretched out his hand.

I said, "What's next?" ”

Man V said, "It hurts! Burned out. ”

I said, "By the way, you feel pain, your hands are burned, you are scared enough, so you run back to the tribe and find the leader......"

I brought the V man to Lin Bingbing.

"What are you going to tell the chief?" I asked.

The V man drooped his paws: "Report to your lordship." ”

Lin Bingbing was arrogant: "Call me the Queen!" ”

The V man wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of laughing, so he said very strangely: "Report to the Queen, my hand is broken, I don't know how to get it, please take a look at the Queen." ”

Lin Bingbing glanced at it symbolically and said, "It's burned by the fire, just go back and rest for a while, just smear some badger oil and sauce." ”

I Bai Lin Bingbing glanced at it: "Is there badger oil in primitive society?" Is there a miso? ”

Lin Bingbing returned to the plot at this time, and then she frowned and looked at it, and asked me again: "Then what should I say?" ”

I said to Lin Bingbing: "At that time, you didn't say anything, but looked at his burned hands and thought of something?" ”

Lin Bingbing was puzzled: "What's the matter?" ”、

I said, "The meat is fragrant, the barbecue is fragrant." You don't know what fire is, in the era of eating raw and cold food, and you suddenly smell this aroma, of course you think, hey, this thing is fragrant, how did you get it? Where did you bake your hands, yes, you have to think so. ”

Lin Bingbing realized: "Where did you bake your hand, how much is a skewer." ”

I'm convinced!

I corrected my words again, and then I got back on the right path.

Next, I explained, since I know that fire can make food delicious. As the leader, Lin Bingbing began to organize people to study fire.

After research, it was found that fire comes from wood, and it must be dry dead wood, dead wood, and like vigorous trees and shrubs, it is not easy to make fire. In addition, fire is related to the sun, and it is good to make a fire when it is hot, and it is difficult to make a fire in winter when it is cold.

Thereupon......

There are two kinds of fire, one is the fire of propylation, which means the sun, the god of fire in the sky. The second type is Ding Huo, which means that it is artificially created by small fire.

In addition, there are two kinds of wood, one is Jiamu, which refers to the thicker woods in the forest, and the other is B, which refers to the trees of flowers and plants.

OK！ Through a morning, I taught everyone to recognize A, B, B, and C. Fire.

In the afternoon, I took everyone to know the soil on the sunny side, the shady side, and the marshland on the mountain.

The soil is sunny soil, facing the sun, the soil is dry, and it can absorb water. The soil is yin soil, back to yang, and the texture is wet, which can replenish water to A and B wood.

After saying this, I said to the people, "Now, Queen, I have an idea, she is tired of eating barbecue now, and wants to change her taste and eat boiled things, so she needs to make pottery." ”

I said to the people, "If you have an idea, and this thought is born, you call it a human being." ”

And personnel, it can't be expressed by the heavenly stem alone, it needs to be supported by land.

So, what do you need to make pottery?

Yinmu (dead wood, wood for fire) and Chentu (because Chentu is a reservoir of water and has the function of storing water, so all fires such as clay pots belong to Chentu.) ), sub-water (water that can condense clay and shape it, that is, water that is useful, active, and has the function of promoting the growth and occurrence of things. In things, it means things that can be generated, and when used in people, it means reproduction, sexuality, and so on. ）

After making a comprehensive description of the appearance of the earth's branches used in pottery making, I analyzed the relationship between life and restraint.

For example, wood can make fire, but what kind of wood? You need a wood, a dead wood, to make a fire.

What if, if there is no Yinmu? This needs to be taken from the wood, how to take it? OK, the bronze comes up, cut!

And what does the bronze belong to? Gold!

And it is the sharp Shenjin, that is, the yang gold.

Use Shen Jin and Yang Jin to cut down the wood, the branches fall to the ground, die, become Yin wood, and then make a fire, and use the fire to cook food and fire utensils.

And during the firing process, the fire gets out of control, and something else is lit, and it becomes a noon flame.

Through the same kind of objects in reality, I asked everyone to pretend to be primitive people, and I really experienced the process of generating the sexagenary branches. In this way, they firmly remembered the twenty-two words of the sexagenary branch.

In the evening, let alone adults, even the children who follow the line can recite the heavenly and earthly branches and the corresponding yin and yang five elements catchily!

In the evening, I took a bottle of mineral water and stood in the shade of a tree to watch the adults and children point out which plants were A and B wood, which soil was what they could grow.

I smiled with satisfaction.

But at this moment, a cold voice came from behind me.

"Humph! I understand a lot, but it's a pity! Bad heart! It's hard to make a big deal! ”

Depend on! You're endless, old man!

I turned my head and was about to theorize, but as soon as I saw what was happening in my eyes, I stopped......