Chapter 240: Flexible Chubby Paper

Life is still going on in an orderly manner, and Gu Yuanxiang receives messages from Yao Wenyuan every day. Sometimes it's just a few words, sometimes it's a little more descriptive.

Gu Yuanxiang also unexpectedly received a message from the mummy of the sun god. He was very funny and reprimanded Yao Wenyuan's barbaric behavior with Gu Yuanxiang, and actually threw such a handsome guy as him into a wild female-headed tribe.

He said that he is actually very tolerant, and likes sexy and hot, gentle and charming, pure and lovely various types of beauties. As long as these women are beautiful in common! He doesn't like the female King Kong who pulls out the mountain and covers the world!

The women of the tribe just have the physiology of a woman, and their appearance is no different from that of a man! Although he doesn't look like he's in shape, the taste is not so heavy that both men and women can eat it, no, it's not a distinction between men and women! For the first time, he deeply realized that it was a painful thing to be liked by a woman, if he hadn't run fast with his skills, he might have been dragged back by a certain female King Kong to be the boss of the village! This is a human tragedy!

He sent a message to Gu Yuanxiang in the hope that he would say good things for him for the sake of the sun god who had shone on her in the hospital. Yao Wenyuan was jealous of his beauty, and he had just escaped from the hands of many female King Kong and was about to be sent to a desert area of forty or fifty degrees.

He doesn't have many requirements for skin color or anything, but he can't stand it and can't take a shower! On such a hot day, I came back and was sunburned into salted meat!

The novels "One", "Ben" and "Reading" YBDU also attached a picture of a group of female King Kong who can look comparable to flowers, with green eyes shining at the back of a handsome guy. So much green light shone, making Gu Yuanxiang think that he had entered the wolves in a trance.

On the other side of the picture, the man is lying on the ground, the yellow sand is steaming, and the scorching sunlight makes the picture a little dazzling. The sky was blue and panicked, and the man lying on the ground, sprinkled with salt and cumin, caused a nearby Q version snake to stare at the big lump of flesh with drooling.

Gu Yuanxiang couldn't help laughing out loud, this picture was so funny.

However, the sun god mummy did not wait for the goddess to come to save him, and on the day the message was sent, he was sent by Yao Wenyuan to an uninhabited island as an instructor.

There is no Wi-Fi, there is an endless sea as far as the eye can see, and there is neither a female King Kong nor a barbecue. Gu Yuanxiang didn't know that he was so miserable, and before she could speak, Yao Wenyuan casually said that he would send the mummy to the seaside city.

Seaside cities seem to be associated with beautiful scenery, economic affluence, and seaside beauties. Gu Yuanxiang also guessed that he was probably playing happily with bikini beauties on the beach at this time! The mummy of the sun god is looking at the endless sea in a daze, this is a place where only birds, it is really too congested!

Gu Yuanxiang doesn't have time to care about other people's affairs, her current true love Xiao Mumu can speak!

"Poof." This continuous pronunciation made Gu Yuanxiang firmly believe that he was shouting, aunt!

This conclusion, which can only be imagined by using associations if the finals are the same, has been unanimously approved by the whole family!

Then everyone was extremely engaged in teaching Xiao Mumu to speak, and Gu Yuanfeng had to shout "Dad" to Xiao Mumu dozens of times a day. This little guy didn't know if he really didn't understand, every time Gu Yuanfeng called him "Dad", he laughed very happily, drooling, and slapped his little hands.

Xiao Mumu may be annoyed by these words every day, and shouting "Dad", "Mom", "Grandpa", and "Grandma" at himself every day is about to split.

Xiao Mumu was able to call out "Dad" and "Mom" fluently from his mouth, and his grandparents could only make one sound. This simply made the family happy, and Gu Yuanxiang also had fun asking the little guy to correct his pronunciation.

A child learns quickly, especially a smart child. Not only is the body growing every day, but the brain is also becoming smarter, although Xiao Mumu is not fluent in speaking.

But at a speed that excited the whole family, he was able to quickly say short sentences and express what he wanted.

Soon he was able to stand up and take a few steps.

It seems that this skill allows him to surprise himself, and every time he takes a few steps on his short legs, he stops and his eyes are full of stars, his mouth is grinning, and his little hands are clapping.

At this time, if someone else is present, you have to clap your hands, and Xiao Mumu will be very generous to give a fragrant kiss.

After praising himself, he will continue to walk on his short legs, exercise a lot every day, and he will not stop sweating profusely if he doesn't walk. Therefore, he has a good amount of food, and he can eat as much as he wants.

With proper practice, the little wooden creature quickly transforms from a creeper to an erect creature and then a running creature very quickly.

Trotting all the way to the side, you see that he looks like he is about to fall down at any moment, but it is very unsafe to run all the way to the place where he wants to go.

Ever since he learned to walk, he has shown that boys are mischievous and very reluctant to stay at home. Sometimes, if he doesn't pay attention, he walks out.

Learning to run is even worse, you can't walk fast, and you can find him quickly when you find him missing. After learning to run, the speed is gone, and it is really easy to find inside and outside the house.

Xiao Mumu seems to like the feeling of everyone looking for him, and once Gu's mother took him at home. Put him in the children's chair and sit down, and go to the kitchen to bring him afternoon tea.

Yes, afternoon tea.

Xiao Mumu has to eat four meals a day, although his family spoils him very much, but the snack control is quite strict. Such a young child still needs to eat more meals in order to have nutrition and grow his body. So the growth of Mu Mu Xiao's friends, well, is very gratifying.

The afternoon tea that Gu's mother prepared for Xiao Mumu was pure milk, a few grapes and a small piece of blueberry cake. But when she got it back, the child seat was empty, and there was no little Mumu.

Gu's mother put down her things and searched for them in each room, but she didn't find them, and she was sweating in a hurry. When she returned, she saw the little one sitting in a child seat and happily eating afternoon tea. The cream on the blueberry cake was smeared around her mouth, and she was very happy to show her little white teeth when she saw her.

This incident made Gu's mother realize that a person couldn't look at him.

She forgot if Gu Yuanfeng was so naughty when he was a child, Gu Yuanxiang was very well-behaved when he was a child. If you don't let me move, I sit obediently, and I like to pull you with me wherever I go. This made Gu's mother think that children were so well-behaved, but she didn't expect her grandson to be so lively and have to change her thinking.

Gu's mother used this incident as a safety warning example to make everyone vigilant, but everyone's reactions were different.

Gu Yuanfeng was very angry, children have to set rules from an early age. He knew that this kid likes to run around, especially when you look for him, he is happier when he runs. Sometimes he will deliberately hide, but Gu Yuanfeng is fast, and every time he tries to "arrest him".

Dad Gu thinks that my grandson is really smart and clever, but he loves to eat too much, is it really okay to be so fat? Then I thought that this little guy made my wife anxious, how can I make a woman worry as a boy! When he is older, do you want Kan Zi to send him to exercise?

Gu Yuanxiang thought that the little nephew was so cute, and if he couldn't find him in the future, he would say that there was something delicious, and he probably came by himself by kicking his little short legs.

Wu Ziyan frowned and felt that her son was really too fat, so let him lose weight when he was older.

Gu's mother's safety warning case successfully diverged everyone's thinking, but the fact that Xiao Mumu was a flexible little fat man was once again deeply impressed.

Gu Yuanfeng had a "man-to-man conversation" with Xiao Mumu afterwards, and the little guy's ass was bounced several times. Tell him very seriously that you can't sneak away so that you can't find it in the future, this is not a game. If it happens again, afternoon tea cancellation!

Canceling afternoon tea is really terrible for a chubby paper that loves to eat! Even if Xiao Mumu is just a little chubby paper, he can understand that not having a delicious snack is an absolute nightmare.

Since then, every time Mu Mu has to run, he will run back quickly. He was smart enough to run back to where he left off every time. However, Gu's mother still thinks that at least two people should follow him.

Xiao Mumu is getting bigger and bigger, and his legs and feet will only become more and more flexible. It's normal for such a young child to be greedy to play, what if you don't notice that the little guy is taken away by the bad guys.

Because Xiao Mu Mu Gu's mother specially invited another aunt, she was introduced by Aunt Wu and was a relative of Aunt Wu's hometown. Gu's mother tried it for a few days and felt that it was very good, very experienced, and could keep up with Xiao Mumu's footsteps.

Gu Yuanxiang would often take Xiao Mumu with him and teach him all kinds of knowledge, what kind of tree this is, what kind of flower this is. What is this delicious thing made of, the little white rabbit loves to eat vegetables and so on.

Xiao Mumu also likes Gu Yuanxiang very much, and likes to listen to Gu Yuanxiang tell him stories.

Kan Zi is also very dissatisfied, this little guy is definitely incompatible with him! His girl is chatting with him now about how long Xiao Mumu has walked today, what he has said, and what he has learned......

He wasn't interested in any of that, he didn't, he had! No matter what things he started talking to Gu Yuanxiang about, he could talk about Xiao Mumu, even if you interrupted halfway and tried to get back to the point, the result would be the same. Because Gu Yuanxiang can talk about Xiao Mumu about anything. is too natural to make Kan Zi wonder if he also wants to talk about Xiao Mumu.

Sometimes she would hang up on the phone on the grounds that I was busy and didn't have time to chat, and I was about to take Xiao Mumu out, study, eat, etc. Recently, this kind of thing has happened more and more frequently, and every time Kan Zi listens to the busy tone on the phone, his heart is really mixed.

He really didn't think that his "rival in love" turned out to be a stinky boy who didn't dry out and wore open crotch pants!

When he came to look for Gu Yuanxiang today, he saw Xiao Mumu nesting in Gu Yuanxiang's arms, and Gu Yuanxiang was sitting on the sofa. Holding a fairy tale book in his hand, he told fairy tales to Xiao Mumu in a soft tone.

Kan Ziyi's hands suddenly itched again, and he really wanted to pick up this little fat ball!

Damn, this little thing kissed my girl in front of me!