Jade finally overcame her delusions and did not do such a rebellious thing as peeping at the emperor going to the toilet.

"By the way, do you want to go to the women's bathroom?" Nank emptied his bladder and remembered to ask Jade.

Qianxue hadn't been to the bathroom at all when she came to school with herself, but Nanke felt that if Qianxue needed to go, she would definitely take the initiative, and Jade might have wronged herself.

"Your Majesty, actually...... Actually, the Ringwraiths don't need to go to the toilet much," Jade said ashamedly because of the idea of peeping at the Emperor in her heart, "Food and water are more of a sacrifice to us, and we can digest them all into energy without leaving any residue." ”

After listening to Jadeite's explanation, Nanke learned about the characteristics of the demon god in this regard.

There are only three situations in which a demon god needs to go to the toilet:

(1) Eating something that cannot be called food, and the body refuses to digest it - such as steel, concrete, pencil, eraser (and perhaps British food).

(2) The digestive process must be terminated due to an accident - for example, a stab in the stomach bag containing food.

(3) In order to disguise yourself as a human - not going to the toilet for more than ten days will definitely arouse suspicion.

"Huh? Why didn't Qianxue tell me about this kind of thing? Nank wondered, "Are you worried that I will object to her building such a luxurious restroom?" Li Lan goes to the bathroom about the same frequency as ordinary girls, and it can't be used as evidence to identify her at all......"

"Your Excellency," Jade added, eager to help, "There is another characteristic of the female demon god that she will not ...... I won't have a period, and I can use this to confirm whether Li Lan is a demon ......"

Nanke frowned: "First stealing underwear, then observing other people's periods, also saving the world, why does my side seem so obscene?" It's the world's fault no matter how you think about it! In addition, how much is the difference between your demon gods and humans, let me know them now! ”

Jade's narration of things is not as clear as Qianxue's, she subconsciously followed the topic of her period just now and said: "Female demon gods do not ovulate every month like human women, we have the ability to choose whether to conceive or not, and theoretically we have no reproductive isolation from all creatures in the human world......"

"Hey, hey, it's worth complaining about!" Nanke was shocked, "I thought it was strange enough that you weren't reproductively isolated from humans, but you could do it with animals!" ”

(It's useful to choose whether or not to conceive, at least it won't be the case that elves are raped by humans and give birth to children, as is the case with Tannis, the hero of "Dragonlance Chronicles.") ）

Feeling a little aggrieved, Jade defended and said: "Lord Fai, this is the characteristic of spiritual creatures, and angels are also like this, but the absolute majority of angels are asexual, theoretically the demon god can produce offspring with any human being, but that doesn't mean we will try......"

Nan Ke Luo groaned, feeling that he had overreacted just now, because several demon gods around him were in human form, so he subconsciously thought that most of the demon gods were like this, in fact, the demon gods were not necessarily very similar to humans, some were a combination of humans and beasts, and some were purely in the form of beasts, and those demon gods were obviously more suitable to mate with lions and tigers, which was better than mating with Nanke.

Anyway, he was already late for class because he was using the bathroom, and Nanke didn't mind walking slowly down the hallway.

At this time, Jade thought of a difference between a demon god and a human being: "Your Excellency, the babies of the demon gods are born from eggshells, whether the woman is a demon god or the woman is a human, it is very popular in the demon world to exchange each other's eggshell fragments as a token of love, but unfortunately I have forgotten where my first generation hid the eggshell fragments......"

(Wow, if there is a human woman who marries a demon god in a daze, won't she be scared silly when she lays her eggs?) ）

"Eggshell fragments are generally made into jewelry and worn on the sweetheart, if the two unfortunately break up, other things given during the relationship can be kept, but the other party's eggshell fragments must be returned, otherwise they will be condemned by everyone......"

(So it's like the old song "The First Experience of Love": "If you really want to leave, give me back my photo, it's useless for you, I can return it to my mother", right?) ）

(It's just that for the Demon God, the lyrics have become "Give me back my eggshell"!) ）

After sneaking back to his seat from the back door of the classroom, Nanke leaned on his desk to sort through the information he had gotten and came to some shocking conclusions:

(Nezha was born from a meat ball, maybe the so-called meat ball is another kind of egg, then Li Jing is not a demon god, Li Jing's wife is a demon god, if Li Jing's wife is not a demon god, then I understand why Li Jing is not good to Nezha...... ）

(The White Lady is obviously a demon god family, it's hard to be with the jade or the same clan, the white lady and Xu Xian's son Xu Shilin jumped out of the egg, and he was later able to win the champion to show that the Song Dynasty was enlightened in the imperial examination regardless of his background, whether you are a human or a demon or a shemale, you can enter the examination room.) ）

(When Nanke watched "The Legend of the New White Lady" for the first time, he regretted that Xu Shilin and Jade Rabbit couldn't get together.) At the end of the TV series, Xu Shilin married his cousin Bilian, Nanke didn't like that Bilian very much, and only felt that the reason why Xu Shilin wanted to marry her was to avoid the notoriety of "don't want Bilian". ）

(Since Momotaro born from peaches has the blood of a demon god, it is not surprising that he can defeat evil spirits, and the situation of egg life in "Strange Tales of the Book of Heaven" is similar.) ）

Shouldering the heavy responsibility of guarding the three doomsday seals in Dongshan City (one of which does not know the specific location), Nanke had no intention of learning, and listened to the whole history lesson in a daze, he suddenly asked Jade curiously:

"You've been reincarnated for so many years, have you ever been personally involved in a major event in history? Do you have any impressions? ”

"We only remember very important things," Jade said, "after all, only the 'knowledge' that is helpful to our survival can be inherited, and the other minor memories are very vague, unless there is enough hint, otherwise they will basically be forgotten forever...... But I'm sure I'm neither a White Lady nor a Little Girl. ”

While paralyzing his lower limbs to improve his proficiency in equivalent exchange, Nanke asked Jade, "Not counting your previous life, how is your memory in your current life?" Vary? Can you remember what the teacher said on the podium? ”

This equivalent exchange is used to strengthen the dexterity of the right hand, Sun Xiaogui saw Nanke's right hand turn the pen smoothly, almost to the point that he could go to the Spring Festival Gala, and couldn't help but be surprised:

"Nanke, when did you practice? Does your family's martial arts cheats still teach to turn the pen? ”

Nan Ke gave Sun Xiaogui a perfunctory sentence, and then Jade replied: "There are many places in the Ninja Upanishads that need to be memorized by rote, so I have a certain talent for liberal arts, and if the Emperor wishes, I can assist you in your liberal arts exams." ”

(Ahahahaha!) Finally, I've got the Ringing to help me cheat! If I were in ancient times, maybe I would be able to win the top prize like Xu Shilin! ）

Due to Qianxue's categorical refusal before, when Jade agreed to help, Nanke was overjoyed.

(Huh?) Thinking about it this way, Xu Shilin's ability to win the champion is also very suspicious! If the White Lady is a demon god, wouldn't she get a French Emperor ring for her son to wear to cheat? Aunt Xiaoqing helped him cheat! Those examiners of the Song Dynasty were deceived! ）

(It turns out that the exorcist Fahai is also to maintain the fairness of the national exam, I mistakenly blamed this old bald donkey when I was a child...... ）