Chapter 112: Beauties, I really didn't mean to
The moment I put down the phone.
Suddenly, I felt a touch of spirit on my body!
I became very professional and my mind was very sharp.
Li Xue is the same.
She seemed to get into the groove easily, then waved a taxi and pulled me into a taxi to the airport.
Sit in the car.
I reminisced about the feeling of being fierce and fierce, and a sentence suddenly came to my mind.
That's an old saying:
From the great Taoist master of ancient China, Mr. Peng Zu.
Here's what Mr. Peng said:
No man can be without a woman, and no woman can be without a man. If you are lonely and think about the handover, you will lose your life, give birth to all kinds of diseases, and the ghosts will be friends because of it, and you will lose sperm and become a hundred.
It means that men cannot do without women, and women are also inseparable from men. If there is no living person, it is okay to think about intercourse, and he will get sick. Similarly, if you are in a dream with an ethereal person, once, it is quite a hundred times.
Men are yang, women are yin. Yin and yang are combined, and those who have a degree of profit and loss are proud.
This is like the sky is yang, the earth is yin, the heaven and the earth are intertwined, and all things are born.
It is very good to a man and woman as long as it is moderate!
However, if you think about Jiao Thai every day, wheelchair Luo is a living example.
While waiting for my flight at the airport, I went to the supermarket near the airport [a] [book] [read. Novel: YBDU buys a bunch of local produce, snacks, and a few other things that will make foodies cheer.
Li Xue asked, "When did you become like a girl?" ”
I spread my hands helplessly: "No way, there are a bunch of foodies at home." ”
Li Xue snorted: "You, you, I really can't help you." ”
I noticed that when Li Xue said this, her expression was very natural, without any jealousy.
And this situation confirmed my previous speculation.
She wasn't averse to me being in contact with other girls......
Between her and me!
Ay...... It's really indescribable, unclear!
When the plane arrived in my city, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.
When I got out of the airport, I first sent Li Xue to the company, and then picked up the car to go home.
Park, get on the elevator, go to the door, open the electronic lock, get the key.
I carried a big bag of things, and with joy in my heart, I opened the door, entered the house, and shouted: "Beauties, the landlord Dajibai is back!" ”
Hey......
Why is there no one in the house?
"Beauties? Beautiful ......"
I kept shouting.
Still no one agreed.
My heart sank. I didn't bother to change my shoes, so I walked straight into the house.
The living room was empty, things were neatly packed, and the air smelled of a strong girl.
Xiaoyu and Yu Linglin's tent was safely supported in a corner of the living room.
The doors of each master bedroom and guest bedroom are closed.
"Hey! Are you there? "I knocked on the Queen's door.
No response, the door was locked.
"Little Fei......"
Door lock, no response.
Hey...... It's weird, where did these Sailor Moon go?
I listlessly put my things on the coffee table in the living room, walked to the door, and slammed the door shut. I walked back to the living room and opened the door to my master bedroom.
Grab the handle, twist it, hey, lock it.
It's been a long time since I've been in the habit of locking my bedroom door.
Since this group of little beauties moved in.
I've been keeping the door, keeping the door......
But today, the door was locked, and I remember leaving it open.
I was bored and sat on the big couch in the living room.
Smelling the intoxicating smell of the house, he was about to call the queen and ask her where she had abducted the beauties.
Suddenly, I felt sticky on my body.
The weather was hot, the air conditioning was not turned on in the house, and I was sweating.
No matter how good the workmanship is, Armani can't smell it when he gets soaked in sweat.
I went to the window, turned on the central air conditioner, and then paced to the bathroom.
Wow......
I haven't used this bathroom for a long time. Inside...... It's so beautiful.
All kinds, cartoon, cotton, silk...... The small inner room, Mimi's clothes, suspenders, socks, hung a full bathroom.
I stood and watched for a moment, trying to tell which one was who.
It's a pity that the skill is too shallow to distinguish clearly.
I happily took off the Armani and walked to the shower, and I didn't need hot water, just cold water, and ......!
Comfortable!
I slapped on the shower gel to wash away the smell of sweat and refresh my body.
Drying myself off, I kicked the Armani lifter on the ground into a heap.
Naked, with only a towel around his neck, humming a small tune, he walked towards the living room.
As soon as I arrived in the living room, I habitually went into the master bedroom.
But then I remembered that the master bedroom was locked to the ground.
What to do? Wear that stinking Armani again? No, it smells too strong. By the way, there is also a set in the bag that has just been changed and has only been worn for less than half a day.
I just opened the big bag.
At that moment, the door slammed open.
I heard a group of people entering the house, and the lazy voice of the little fish: "Ah...... When I finally got home, I was almost tired from walking around the street. ”
Instantly! Moment!
Deep in my heart, ten million divine beasts let out an earth-shattering roar.
He's uncle! Why did you come back? Why did they go shopping together and come back together?
Now, what should I do?
Calm, calm......
I quickly glanced at the living room.
Suddenly, I found Xiaoyu and Yu Linglin's tent.
Oh sell pastry patches! It's a great location.
I carried the big bag all the way to the tent, opened the slit, and plunged into this small space filled with the endless smell of girls.
I slowly took out Bonwe, and just wanted to put it on my body. Suddenly, I found that the tent space was too small, and as long as I moved, it would instantly attract the attention of others.
I have made up my mind, the enemy will not move, I will not move, the enemy will disperse, I will move again.
I prayed that the beauties would go back to the bedroom and change their clothes or something, but I was wrong......
The sound of sparse footsteps soon gathered on the couch.
I heard, there were a lot of people, sit down.
"Hey Xiaofei, you bought the right sling for 70 yuan, I remember that it seemed to cost more than 300 ...... before the discount."
It was the Queen who spoke.
"Yes, Sister Qian led me there, it turns out that I don't even know that store."
What the? Sister Qian? Who is this? Oh...... Zhang Qian! To Zhang Qian! Oh my God, so quickly, it was inside the enemy.
"Ren Ling, you come over and help me pull a skirt of this, there seems to be a problem with the zipper at the back, no, I have to change it with them."
This voice is a little strange and familiar, and it sounds like the soy sauce field next door!
"Hey, Xiaoyu, what do you think of my shoes? Sexy not? "It's the Queen's voice.
"Praise...... Oh, my Queen, let me kneel at your feet. "Xiaoyu's little voice is too emotional.
I listened to it in my ears, and my heart rippled in it.
"Hey, I said Xiaoyu, don't patronize and kneel Yizhuo, you come to me, you see if my shirt is a little short." This is Yu Linglin's voice.
When I heard this, I counted them in my heart; Shi Xiaoyu, Ren Ling, Li Yizhuo, Yu Linglin, Xu Xiaofei, and these five resident beauties not only arrived, but also added an extra dark angel Zhang Qian.
This is to hold a hero's meeting with me.
I crouched in the tent with my chin propped up.
It's quiet outside.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly!
Someone in the bathroom exclaimed.
Yes...... Where did the men's clothes come from.
I'm shocked, Armani!
The other party also exclaimed, "Hey, Armaniyah, Dajibai can't seem to afford to wear such an expensive brand." Not good! Here comes the thief. ”
The girls ran to the bathroom.
Soon he ran back to the living room.
"It smells like sweat...... It looks like you just came in from the outside. ”
"Hmm."
"Who could it be?"
"Prepare your weapons, I guess this thief must be hiding in the house."
"Hey, Xiaoyu, did you buy snacks?"
"Nope."
"What about this big bag of snacks ......"
"There were snacks...... Let me see. This is obviously the excited voice of the little fish.
She's a foodie, and she's hopeless.
"No......" the Dark Angel wondered.
"Little fish, you see, there are obviously two rows of wet footprints on the ground, as if they are ...... It looks like I'm running to your tent. ”
I was shocked, Zhang Qian, Zhang Qian, are you Conan possessed? How can you see my footprints on the ground?
At this time, I obviously felt that the aura outside the tent was wrong.
Outside, there seems to be a heavy murderous aura.
Slowly, little by little, I am getting infinitely closer to the tent.
I gritted my teeth, sat up, clamped my legs, crossed the white towel between my legs, hugged my knees, and waited for the last moment to come.
Swish......
The tent was pulled apart.
"Ah......h
"Ah......h
"Ah...... Ah, you're big. I raised my face and looked very indifferently at the little beauties outside the tent.
"Ah...... Da Ji Bai! ”
"Ah...... It's really Dajibai! ”
I was black-faced, speechless, and helpless!
Gentlemen, please imagine, when a group of little beauties face you sitting on the ground, naked **, shouting, Da Jibai three words, what do you think?
Anyway, I don't care, love, what!
I simply crawled out of the tent, stood up in front of the women, and said apologetically, "I'm so sorry, I ...... I really didn't mean to. ”