Chapter Ninety-Six: True and False Buddha-figures

"You said that you are zero zero seven, and you have the ability to expose the photos to prove it! Otherwise, be careful that I post and spray you every day? The ID of the 0 Moon Night Chill Cicada 0 then threatened Lynch's ID "Zero Zero Seven Deity".

"[Poor Ni uses the sea flying corpse]: Yueye is right, you must prove yourself first when you say that you are 007, if you want to rely on this deception, then forget it, the person last time was sent to the detention center by the local tyrant brother to the police. If you are not, then you make it clear yourself, we are not unreasonable people, and there is no problem with you continuing to wander around. ”

"[Cat_Zhezhe]: Sister Corpse is right! Hurry up and blow up the photos, I want to see the fruit photos! It is said that the zero zero seven deity is still a little handsome guy, hurry up and show us it~"

"[Cat Yasha_]: Oooo As a cat family, I'm here to join in the fun! ”

"Onlookers, ask for results!"

"You guys are so bad, how can you make people explode fruit photos, I just need to look at the fruit body......"

"Onlookers perverted ......"

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A group of people immediately became lively.

In addition to the function of posting, Brother Tuhao also set up a place similar to a chat room in an ingenious way, so that everyone sometimes doesn't have to post a new post for anything and can chat like on Huofeng.

This moonlit night chill cicada is quite famous among Zero Zero's fan group, because he is a ...... Primary school student.

And unlike Chen Xiaoxiong and Bai Yuexin, the kind of primary school students like Chen Xiaoxiong and Bai Yuexin, the moonlit night cicada is actually a primary school monk to be precise, claiming to be a 007 brain powder, which is extremely active among many fans, as long as you see someone who says 007 is not good, you will rush up to spray it first and then say, spray it and then cool, the highest record is the first weekend of early October and people sprayed in the post bar for 36 hours in a row, which can be called an earth-shattering crying ghost.

Therefore, the moonlit night cicada won the title of "Primary School Monk" and ascended to the throne of the spray king, which is also a rare existence among Lynch's many fans.

Lynch couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, and even the real imposter whose ID was "Zero Zero Seven himself" didn't know when he joined the offensive against his "counterfeit brand".

At this time, Lynch glanced at a post at the top of the topic list that was topped by the administrator, and immediately understood what was going on.

Since the establishment of the Immortal Dao Sect Forum, there have always been a few people from time to time in the past month who claim to be Zero Zero Seven himself, and at the earliest time, there were even fans who were really deceived, but they were found to be locked up in a small black house after only a few dozen yuan were cheated.

This has come and gone, and many people have a hostile attitude towards all the IDs that claim to be Zero Zero Seven, and as long as they see such a person, they will first crusade against them.

This time Lynch appeared even more unfortunately, the previous "Zero Zero Seven himself" had not left, everyone was angry, and as soon as he appeared like this, he was instantly snapped by many fans who were angry......

"I'm really...... But how do I prove it? Lynch looked at it with a strange look on his face, "Anyway, I was going to find Brother Tuhao, why don't you contact him now?" ”

Thinking of this, Lynch said that he would do it, and immediately contacted the Huofeng number in the ID information of the administrator of the local tyrant brother forum, and the webpage was not read for the time being.

Brother Tuhao didn't know what he did in reality, Lynch sent a friend application, and it didn't take a few minutes to pass the application, and a chat window popped up.

"Well, hello." Brother Tuhao's way of speaking was very straightforward, and he said directly, "Since there are many people who want to verify their true body recently, so if you are really a zero zero seven deity, please forgive me for my attitude of coming up, it takes me a lot of time to type so many words, right?"

Well, first of all, if you want to verify your identity in the forum, you'll need to prove your identity.

You can choose to post an agreed message in the official capacity of Zero Zero-Seven, or you can explain it in a new chapter of "Zhu Xian", or if you can think of a method that I approve of, I can accept it.

Secondly, well, I copied the above paragraph. ”

A paragraph was followed by a big evil smile.

Lynch also grinned when he saw it, this local tyrant brother didn't seem to have the kind of real tyrant shelf, and it was completely different from the Wang family members such as Wang Jialong, Zhang Zhicheng, Wang Xiang, etc. Even Chen Xiaoxiong's father, Chen Tianlu, in fact, Lynch believes that if it weren't for the bear pestering him and having fun, the other party wouldn't look at him at all.

is also a righteous and semi-didactic speech, and the local tyrant brother in front of him knows that he will make a joke to adjust the atmosphere after he finishes speaking, but when Chen Tianlu and him called him at the beginning, it was completely in a commanding tone, and there was no room for maneuver at all.

Even if the relationship improved a lot later, Chen Tianlu's tone of speech was not so blunt, and Lynch also felt that the other party saw more of the improvement of his own value than the relationship for the better - he had a good relationship with Chen Xiaoxiong and Bai Yuexin, not with Chen Tianlu, the two didn't even meet at all, how could the relationship be good?

He thought for a while: "I don't know if the local tyrant brother knows Luo Xu?" If you know, I'll ask him to prove it for me. ”

"I know this person, so let's do it."

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At this moment, something happened on the Immortal Dao Sect forum that Lynch had never thought of anyway.

- The ID called "Zero Zero Seven Himself" actually proves his identity!

not only sent out a photo of 007's own life, but also posted by the local tyrant brother to prove his identity, but it was because the local tyrant brother was busy now and had no time to help him modify the certification, so he had to wait until he was busy with work in the evening.

But this is enough, after "Zero Zero Seven Himself" was "verified", everyone's attitude suddenly became much better, and many people even posted questions about the next trend of "Zhu Xian" and "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", and the whole discussion area is so lively!

"[Zero Zero Seven himself]: Hahaha, don't be deceived in the future, I'm the real deity, the previous 007 deity is obviously fake, if he appears again in a while, please help me crusade against him together! I can't tolerate this kind of deceitful person dangling in front of everyone! ”

"[0 Moon Night Chill Cicada 0]: The idol said well, this kind of person must not let him pollute our holy land, if he appears again, I will definitely be the first to go up and spray him!"

The famous elementary school monk Moon Night Chill Cicada said that other people don't necessarily believe it, but they promised to spray people, which is really a promise......

"[Paladin: Flying Knife]: I'm here again, is there any sister who wants to play fairy sword with me? Reserve your seat~~"

A group of forum members and fans are full of righteous indignation, if in reality, maybe they have already been gearing up to fight against the fake "007".

Some time ago, I was really choked by the fake zero zero seven, but now that the deity has finally appeared, everyone instantly feels as if they have a goal to strive for.

In an apartment building somewhere in Yangcheng, an elderly young man of about twenty-seven or eight-year-old was sneering at the screen: "These 2bs, no one found out that the 'soil' in the ID of 'I am a local tyrant' has become 'taxi', and thanks to the font of this forum, if you do this, the boss should be very satisfied, right?" Well, what's going on over there......"

While muttering to himself, the young man opened the Qiandu post bar of Sword and Fairy again, and saw that his post that broke the news of the plot was still held high on the homepage, and even added to the top, he couldn't help but sneer: "The boss is really powerful, it's okay to do this?" But since the boss can extend his strength to Huayili, it's better for me, a small character, to do my own thing......"

In this way, when Lynch verified that he was returning to the Immortal Dao Sect Forum, he was faced with such a scene.

"Get out of our holy land!"

"Imposters still dare to come to swagger and deceive, it's really bold!"

"Heaven will punish bastards like you!"

"If you didn't speak just now, you were empty-hearted, and you were ready to speak?"

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All kinds of condemnations poured out in an instant, and Lynch rubbed his eyes to confirm it three times before realizing that it was really coming for him......

――What kind of madness did you suddenly go to?

"[Zero Zero Seven Deity]: Stop--don't talk nonsense, I just went to the local tyrant brother for certification, and the results will come out soon, why are you in such a hurry...... I don't charge **. ”

"[0 Moon Night Chill Cicada 0]: Phew! It's still **! Shameless impostor, now that I have come out, you still dare to come forward, come and fight with me! ”

Lynch was stunned, me? What's the matter, isn't he himself here?

At the same time when he was puzzled, the ID named "Zero Zero Seven Himself" just now popped up again: "Fellow Daoist, although you pretended to be me before, I don't care anymore." But if you still want to run out and deceive people, that's your fault, if you leave quickly, even if I don't care about you, presumably Taoist friends don't want to let you go like this, right? ”

Lynch was about to laugh angrily: "I'm pretending to be you? How do I not know when I need to impersonate myself? ”

"Damn, this guy is still hard-mouthed, pretending to be yourself? Now that the Lord is right in front of you, you still don't admit it? "Immediately, some fans were upset.

"Zero Zero Seven himself" sent a regretful expression, and then said: "Fellow Daoist, you see, my identity has been certified by the local tyrant god. You can't talk nonsense with your eyes open, can you? ”

A group of fans also echoed it, and "Zero Zero Seven himself" was even more triumphant: "If you are a deity, what about your certification?" If you don't believe it, you can go to the local tyrant brother and ask? ”

Lynch feels completely speechless right now - this group of fans is completely convinced that he is a fake, and whatever he says will be taken as a quibble!

"Oh? Why don't I know when I've certified you? ”

At this moment, the id "I am a local tyrant" suddenly interjected, causing the entire chat room to fall into silence for a moment.

"Zero Zero Seven himself" still didn't notice: "Give me certification? Who do you think you are......"

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