Chapter 3 The Hot Show
Earl dreams of fate: "Don't say anything, just two words, good, look, a lot of!" The back ones keep up! ”
Dream gives ten planes to the wind with fate!
The windy man gave the wind twenty planes less!
Baby Pig gives Wind Ten Planes!
Drunk and dreaming of death to give Feng less fifty planes!
For a time, the entire chat room dominated the screen. There are more than 100 aircraft, that is, more than 1 million Starlight Coins, which is equivalent to more than 10,000 Chinese Coins.
This is not over, the golden guardian pig who celebrates his birthday today is not to be outdone.
Gold Guardian Piggy is promoted to Diamond Guardian!
The sorrow of the Silver Guardian Dan Dan is promoted to the Gold Guardian!
Dream becomes the golden guardian of this room!
The windy man becomes the golden guardian of this room!
Drunk and dreaming of death become the diamond guardian of this room!
Tang Feng has changed from the only yellow-level guardian to the current two diamond guardians, four gold guardians, a few silver guardians, and more than a dozen bronze guardians.
And the wind-like man in it still directly opened the gold guard for a whole year.
You must know that the money guarded is not distributed to the show, but the anchor gets the full amount.
Today's opening of the guard alone has made Tang Feng earn nearly 30,000 yuan, and the gifts can almost be divided into about 10,000 yuan.
Tang Feng couldn't help but sigh, no wonder he had heard that those anchors had a monthly income of one million yuan, but now it seems that it is really possible, not only on the first day that tens of thousands of yuan were credited to the account.
"Wow, local tyrants, my admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, hmm, because of time, 10,000 words are omitted!"
"Whew, on the first day of the new year, let's have some joy!" Tang Feng calmed down and said with a smile.
"Friends, don't go away, the next show is still exciting, and watch the unique Xiaofeng talk show in the universe brought to you by Xiaofeng! If you think it's funny, brush up the flowers, and if you don't think it's funny, click on the upper right corner! Thank you! Tang Feng exaggeratedly said.
"Speaking of birthdays, I remembered that once a female friend had a birthday, I discussed with the other three buddies to send a "happy birthday" text message to her when the clock, one person sent a word, I received the second word, but they didn't send it until the next day, only I sent a 'day' word to her, from then on, eh, don't say anything, it's all tears! ”
After a pause, Tang Feng continued: "In ancient times, Zhou Gong interpreted dreams, and today Little Pig came to explain the name to everyone. ”
"For example, our guardian, Dandan's sorrow, literally, everyone may think it is a faint sadness, but he deliberately made a mistake, today Xiaofeng will tell you that the word Dandan is definitely not a mistake! But there are allusions! Let's listen to Xiaofeng one by one. ”
"During the Warring States Period, there was a famous military strategist named Sun Bin, but you may not know that his original name was not Sun Bin, but Sun Lingbo, because he was framed by his senior brother Pang Juan, tortured, and was stripped of his knees, which is his bone, so people called him Sun Bin, and our guardian, the original name of Dandan's sorrow is definitely not called Dandan's sorrow, so everyone understands, right?" Tang Feng said and deliberately blinked his eyes.
Dandan's sorrow: "The wind is less, I have an urge to strangle you for Mao?" ”
The windy man: "Hahaha! I see, the wind is less than the name, it is really extraordinary! ”
Piggy: "I finally know the meaning of this name, it's gone, Dandan's sadness, I see!" ”
Baby Pig: "Elementary school student, I don't understand, ask for an explanation!" ”
Dream Suifate: "Sun Bin is called Sun Bin because he has no bones, so what is the sadness of the ball?" Make it up for yourself! Wow Ka Ka! ”
Pig baby @Dandan's sorrow: "Don't be sad, we can still be good sisters!" ”
Dandan's sorrow: "There is less wind! I hate you! I'm smashing, I'm smashing, I'm smashing! ”
Dandan's sorrow gives the wind 5 hammers less! An animated effect of a hammer smashing glass appears on the screen!
"Okay, since Dandan has an opinion, then you have no right to say it, uh-huh, eh, it's easy to offend people by understanding names, so let's change the topic and explain some of our common words!" Tang Feng looked like I was so scared, and there was a bunch of contemptuous expressions on the public screen.
"Let's change the topic, everyone knows the husband and wife, right? Don't tell me that your elementary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher. Eh, it's terrible to be uneducated! ”
"Do you know why your husband wants to earn money to support the family? In fact, from the time of making words, the ancients thought of it, and everyone wrote the word "husband" upside down! ”
Dandan's sorrow: "¥¥¥¥¥! What a miserable man! Keep in formation downstairs! ”
The windy man: "¥¥¥¥¥! What a miserable man! Keep in formation downstairs! ”
Dream Fate: "¥¥¥¥¥! What a miserable man! Keep in formation downstairs! ”
Baby Pig: "The word husband has been solved, but the word wife has not been solved!" Quick solution! ”
Piggy: "Upstairs, I'll top you!" ”
Tang Feng covered his face with his hands and said, "Wife? I don't know, I'm still single, well, in fact, my primary school Chinese is indeed taught by my PE teacher! ”
Baby Pig: "I don't know who said it just now, it's terrible to be uneducated!" ”
Little Pig: "Uneducated, it's terrible!" ”
The windy man: "It's terrible to be uneducated!" ”
"Hmm, speaking of husband and wife, I saw a news today, saying that when the boss of so-and-so coal got married, the money for setting off firecrackers exceeded one million yuan. Today, Xiaofeng will tell you that you are wrong! Completely wrong, you don't understand the meaning behind these million-dollar firecrackers. ”
A live broadcast partner's coaxing voice came out: "Bah! ”
"Do you know where the custom of setting off firecrackers comes from? According to legend, in ancient times, there was a monster called 'Xi', every time on the last day of the month, it would come out to devour livestock and hurt people's lives, so every night, people had to find ways to get rid of 'Xi', so the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve was also called Chinese New Year's Eve, so how was the monster 'Xi' eliminated? In fact, it was scared away by firecrackers, so what is the function of firecrackers? ”
"It's to drive away what you fear and don't know, so hehehe, hey You don't understand the world of local tyrants, do you think this firecracker worth millions of Chinese dollars is a show? Wrong, I suggest that everyone mourn for this local tyrant for three seconds! After speaking, Tang Feng made a silent expression.
The audience in the chat room burst into laughter all at once! Nima setting off firecrackers also has this meaning.
The windy man: "I decided, when I get married, I won't set off firecrackers when I die!" ”
Little pig: "Upstairs, you want to die and suffer to save face!" ”
Baby Pig: "The wind is less, you are too bad!" ”
Then Tang Feng made witty remarks, and the talk show lasted for about an hour, and when the time came to nine o'clock in the evening, the room was already full, and it was already more than doubled! An unprecedented number of 2,000 people! You must know that the upper limit of the audience in Tang's room is only 1,000 people, and the full room needs to be a member of the Starlight Show to be able to squeeze in.
In the last period of time, Tang Feng played and sang the song of the pig and Miss Dong again, and before the end of the live broadcast, the number of people in the room actually exceeded 3,000 people, twice the number of people, and the two thousand people behind were all paying users, and they more or less gave gifts after coming in.
Tang Feng calculated the income of today's gift, and was also shocked, the Starlight Coins he got actually exceeded one million, even if it was exchanged according to the eight-fold discount, it was converted into eighty thousand Chinese dollars, which was just one day's income!