【055】 Little snake, little snake, don't run
At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, the poisonous snakes that invaded the playground of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, the number is said to be 4, 50, crawled out of the sewage ditch outside the school, for some reason the students of the third year of high school were bitten, although the students of Nanke's second (3) class were also in physical education class on the playground at that time, but no one was injured, only Sun Xiaogui was scared to pee his pants.
The only doorman of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, an old man wearing glasses in a dark blue police uniform, was hiding behind the protective door and poking the snake with a broom, pouting while pouting:
"Lotus! Lotus! ”
"Wow, uncle, are you going to bomb the chicken? How do I remember that some places pronounce it 'ouxi-ouxi'! ”
Although these 50 snakes are not all poisonous snakes, judging from whether the color is bright, only about one-third of them are poisonous, and the toxicity is not very violent, but the doorman must not be able to chase the snakes like this, not only dangerous, but also half the effect.
Young people living in cities rarely see so many snakes, and they can't tell which ones are poisonous and which ones are not, so not only girls, but also boys are too scared to approach.
At least 10 meters behind the doorman, Qian Baoshan, the director of teaching, and several of his disciplinary committee members stood by, and they were majestic when they caught students violating discipline, but now they encountered real danger, but they started to shrink their heads and turtles, and they all began to call 110 with their mobile phones, as if it was not enough for one person to call 110.
Dongshan City originally had limited police force, but now so many people dialed 110 together, and the police operator was so busy that he couldn't figure out where the police appeared for a while.
"It's a prank!" One of the operators complained to a colleague, "Where did 100 rattlesnakes come from to invade the school?" Are there so many rattlesnakes in Winter Hill? ”
Nanke was very puzzled by two things at this moment.
First: Where is Principal Liu Qianpeng? Didn't he claim to be able to knock out Batman in three seconds? Now that so many snakes have invaded the campus, why doesn't he care?
Second: These snakes are the tricks made by the pupil of the abyss, and there is a doomsday seal hidden under the playground of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, and it is true that creating evil deeds in the vicinity can increase the sin mark...... The question is why do these snakes only bite high school juniors, but not high school sophomores and freshmen, are these snakes still picky eaters?
"What's the difference between a junior and a sophomore?" Nanke asked Qianxue in Baijie, "Could it be that the senior high school students are facing the college entrance examination and are they nervous?" ”
Qianxue thought about it for a few seconds, and replied uncertainly: "Even if you face the college entrance examination, I see that there are still a large number of junior high school students in Dongshan No. 1 Middle School...... Nanke, you are 17 years old in your second year of high school, so most of the junior high school students are 18 years old...... Do these snakes regard the age of 18 as the dividing line for adults and do not attack minors? ”
"What's the reasoning?" Nanke was puzzled, "If the enemy had the heart to protect minors, he would not have participated in the anti-human Abyss Pupil organization. And didn't you tell me that maliciously harming vulnerable groups such as women and children, and the disabled will lead to the multiplication of sin marks...... Shouldn't the enemy give priority to harming minors? ”
"Who knows?" Qianxue said, "Most of the capable people have quirks, and it cannot be ruled out that this enemy is the same...... It's just that some time ago, there was an incident of children being bitten by poisonous snakes, although most of them were in danger, and the only critically ill child was rescued, but I always felt that there was a contradiction with today's situation......"
While speaking, Nanke had already walked to the gate of the school where the poisonous snake was entrenched, and the doorman hurriedly said, "Xiao Nan, don't come here!" Dangerous! ”
Nanke is the godbrother of the eldest lady Sima Ling, and he was picked up by the "Lord Deserted Night" last week, so his popularity is not low in Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, and the doorman also knows him.
Nodding slightly to thank the doorman for his concern, Nanke did not stop moving forward, he lowered his gaze, and noticed that despite the metal automatic door blocking, the vipers could easily get through the cracks in the metal door, and the doorman's broom was a drop in the bucket even if it could stop one or two poisonous snakes.
"Don't be afraid," Qianxue quickly made a judgment, "First of all, these snakes are not very venomous, and they don't have a tendency to target you after you come over, but they really want to bite the adults of the doorman and the dean...... I think my previous guesses were correct, and you grab them! ”
With the experience of killing African rock pythons in the basement of the old house, Nanke is not particularly afraid of these small snakes in front of him, but if he catches them directly with his hands, he will still have a certain psychological resistance.
"Qianxue, even if they don't bite me because I'm a minor, what should I do with them after I catch them? Is it all tucked under the arm? ”
"Attention, you can only catch snakes with your right hand, every time you catch a snake, I will release cold air through Baijie to freeze them, and there is no harm in freezing snakes, you can put them on the ground with your hands."
"I see......" Nanke nodded, and out of trust in Qianxue, he bent down to pick up the nearest bamboo leaf green snake.
"Nank, are you crazy!?" Dozens of meters behind him, Sun Xiaogui, who had already changed his pants, shouted, "Don't touch it with your hands!" The seniors went to the sports equipment room to get a net bag! ”
Nanke smiled, and instead of responding to his nemesis, he reached out and grabbed the middle of Zhu Yeqing.
Bamboo leaf green is a very ornamental poisonous snake, green all over, with a kind of bewitching beauty, really slippery and greasy, very cold and beautiful.
"Whew-"
A cold aura from Bai Jie seeped out from Nanke's palm, and Zhu Yeqing was frozen in an instant, and he collapsed on the ground, completely losing the strength to twist his body, let alone open his mouth to bite.
If it weren't for the thousand snow in the ring, but on Nanke's own shot, the excessive cold would immediately freeze the bamboo leaves into a lump of ice, creating obvious supernatural phenomena in broad daylight, and it was time to attract the attention of the relevant state departments.
The nearest doorman was surprised: "Huh? After you touched it, why didn't the snake stop? ”
Nanke's learning is average, and his ability to talk nonsense is not weak, he said casually: "I recently discovered the martial arts secret book "Qiankun Point **" left by my grandfather, and I just happened to hit the seven inches of the poisonous snake!" ”
Seeing is believing, the doorman immediately said with admiration: "Could it be the "Qiankun Point**" in the movie "Fang Shiyu 2"?" It is said that even an old hen can hold it! Sure enough, it lives up to its name! ”
"Really?" Qian Baoshan, the teaching director who was a little far away, was shocked and said, "Nanke, will you still do this?" It's true that your grandfather had some martial arts under his hands back then, but ......"
Seeing that Nanke was not only not bitten by the poisonous snake, but also paralyzed the poisonous snake with the "Qiankun Point Acupoint**", Sun Xiaogui was stunned at first, and then cheered loudly:
"Well done! During this time, Nanke, your martial arts have improved by leaps and bounds, and I will rely on you to cover me in school in the future! ”
Wang Xueman, who called the female doctor out of the infirmary, also came behind Sun Xiaogui at this time, and she was really surprised to see Nanke, who usually didn't do anything in the class, catch snakes at the school gate empty-handed.
"What's going on? How did he suddenly become so bold? ”
"Do you need to ask?" Sun Xiaogui squeezed his eyebrows and said, "He said that he didn't feel for Ah Lan, didn't Ah Lan start exercising and learning martial arts just a week after Ah Lan transferred to another school?" It must all be to show masculinity in front of Ah Lan! ”
"Oh." Wang Xueman agreed with a little disappointment, but soon returned to normal, "It's a pity that Ah Lan is still staying in the infirmary and refuses to come out, and I can't see Nanke's heroic behavior." ”
"Sherman, why do you call her 'Ah Lan'?" A girl standing nearby wondered, "She's so bad to you, you even call her nickname?" ”
"She's not as bad as everyone thinks," Wang Xueman explained with a smile on her face, "I think as long as you spend some time, you can still make friends with her!" ”
"Hey, you're sick again!" The girls all looked at Wang Xueman, who was bathed in the light of heaven, and couldn't laugh or cry at the change in her attitude.
However, the highlight at this moment was Nanke's empty-handed catching of the snake, and everyone's eyes were soon focused on the school gate.
I saw that Nanke's practice makes perfect, first a bamboo leaf green, then a red snake, and then a cauliflower snake, a flashing scale snake, and a grass-bellied chain snake......
Sure enough, just like Qianxue's judgment, every snake does not bite Nanke, even if it is caught by Nanke, the snake's head is also aimed at the direction of adults, and as long as Nanke holds it with his right hand, those snakes will immediately freeze, because there is no obvious change from the appearance, so many people believe that Nanke will really "Qiankun point **", at least know some tricks to pinch snakes for seven inches and make snakes unable to move.
Within ten minutes, the 35 small snakes at the school gate were frozen by Nanke one by one, and then they patrolled around the campus, and after catching 9 people who slipped through the net, the number of snakes frozen by Nanke reached 44.
"There are about 6 that I don't know where they are, where are they?" Nanke was talking to himself, but at this time, he found out that Qian Baoshan, the head of education, had picked up a few non-venomous snakes that could not move in his net pocket and brought them back to the office to make wine......
=== Divider of scrap iron===
"Demon God Engraving" passed the starting point review on February 26th, and now it's close to a full month since the book opened, here, scrap iron first of all thanks to Hulu Lu, DPs54, Sticky Pan Wushuang, Wangshenling, ydzhjmy, Daniel12098, Fruit D Jelly, Lori married, Tina-kun, sigh for my youth and other book friends' rewards, the support of book friends is the driving force of scrap iron writing, scrap iron will not forget the original intention at any time, with the primary goal of writing a novel that makes readers happy.
In addition, the number of words in the new book is just over 170,000, and some book friends are not addicted to it, and it is understandable to hope that the scrap iron will be added, but as the scrap iron said a few days ago, the scrap iron was originally intended to be added, but there are two neighbors in the building who began to decorate at the same time, and the rumbling sound is endless, and it is really difficult to concentrate. In order not to make major clerical errors in the new book period, affecting the plot later, scrap iron can only be willing to seek stability, and before the end of the neighbor's renovation, I am afraid that I can only guarantee two shifts from 9 to 5, and it is difficult to add more (sorry).
Also, some book friends laughed and said that the 53 chapters of "Ten Thousand Broken Corpses, Ten Thousand Broken Corpses, Ten Thousand Broken Corpses" are scrap iron in the number of words in water, which is really a bit wronged, first of all, "Demon God Engraving" is not on the shelves, what is the use of my water word count? And when scrap iron wrote "I Cai", I was able to write 4.3 million words about the daily life of eating and sleeping, and if I really wanted to count the number of words, I wouldn't let you see it (laughs).
In addition, because the scrap iron is very unproductive and can not be added, resulting in some old readers chasing scrap iron to fall into a book shortage, so I want to recommend here a mythological novel at the starting point "The Wind Rises Xuanhuang", which is the new work of the old author "Mighty King Kong Palm", the previous work "Descendants of Maoshan" My brother has seen it, and many people recommend it to me, but unfortunately I haven't found time, and I recently saw a new work by chance, and I feel that it is worth chasing. Note: This is not a friendly recommendation, King Kong doesn't know me at all, scrap iron recommended to everyone's book, if it is not indicated as "friendly recommendation", then it must be a book that scrap iron himself is reading.
As mentioned before, the light novel name of "Demon God Engraving" is "As long as there is a basement, even if it is a god, it will be closed for you!" In the end, the reason why the four-word "Demon God Engraving" was used was to streamline, so that when it appeared on the recommendation list, it would not be arranged to the bottom because the name was too long...... Last week's urban strong push ranked second o(∩_∩)o~
Similarly, King Kong's "The Wind Rises Xuanhuang" seems confusing at first glance, and I can't guess the content of the novel, which may also be set up for a similar purpose, and the scrap iron dares to give it a light novel name, called "The Dog Slave Erlang God is affectionate and righteous, leading hedgehogs, magpies and a large number of hamsters, and the heroic epic of fighting the thieves in the heavenly court"...... The writing is the level of a physical book, there is humor and evidence, when I first read it, I thought it was the style of Zhang Xiaohua's "The First Chaos in History", but when I looked at it a little later, I found that there was an essential difference, and I highly recommend book friends to give it a try.