【087】 Murderous Chef

After leading Qianxue back to the old mansion in the east of the city, Nanke found that Uncle Six had repaired the faulty air conditioner and fell asleep in the bedroom on the first floor, and the empty wine bottles and chicken bones on the small dining table opposite the bedroom showed that Uncle Six had eaten a lot before going to bed.

"Cut, it looks like Uncle Sixth doesn't have to have dinner with us, he eats so irregularly, no wonder he's so fat!"

Descending the stone stairs to the basement, I heard a strange movement coming from Xia Chi's room No. 2, it seemed that someone was struggling and writhing on the bed, but it was held tightly and could not escape.

"Lie down and don't move! If you don't let me check it, how can you be sure if it's been restored! ”

"Enough is enough...... It's more than enough to heal this bit of trauma with my magic, and you don't have to go over and over again...... Uhh ”

Emerald tried her best to suppress her moans and reach Nank's ears, only to provoke the auditory nerves even more.

"No, this is a very important part, don't be sloppy! You have to check the normal from all angles and shapes before you can be put back! Don't look at me recklessly, I'm a very responsible person, since I broke it, I will be responsible for you to the end! ”

"Stop! Get me dressed! There are footsteps outside, it must be the Emperor who has returned! ”

Within a few minutes, the door to room 2 opened from the inside, and Jade, who had hastily put on her ninja suit, bowed to Nanke, but the crimson on her face did not immediately fade.

Xia Chi ran over to check what delicious food Nanke had bought, and Nanke looked inside room 2 and found that the bed was messy, and there were a few blood stains on the sheets.

Linked to Xia Chi saying in it just now, "I will be responsible for you to the end", Nanke really couldn't imagine the cause and effect, but faintly felt that it was very bad.

"Sister, what the hell are you doing?"

With the genius of Qianxue, she couldn't guess what happened between Xia Chi and Jade, and she pinched her waist with both hands and looked like a judge general.

"It's nothing," Xia Chi looked at the beef in the plastic bag and replied casually, "It's just that I accidentally cut off her ...... when I helped Jade untie the rope."

Jade hurriedly covered Xia Chi's mouth from behind, looking at her embarrassed look, if Xia Chi was still an enemy, in order to prevent Xia Chi from continuing to say that she could pull out a ninja knife and cut Xia Chi's throat.

After stopping Xia Chi from publicizing it, Jade explained to Qianxue what happened to her, and Qianxue sneered and beckoned to Nanke:

"Mr. Ke, lift the Emperor's decree you just issued to Jade...... You don't know how much you have suffered because of this jadeite, and the jade is a ring spirit within a hundred generations and is more dead-eyed, so you should be more cautious about giving her the emperor's decree in the future. ”

Although I didn't understand what was going on, seeing that Jade blushed like that, it was estimated that it involved **, so Nanke didn't ask much, and happily lifted the previous Emperor's decree.

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That night, Jade lay in her room and looked back on the events of the day, and although her body suffered a lot, she was still very content in the end.

At least she can sleep in bed at night without standing guard or kneeling, and the feeling of her body sinking into the soft bed is quite good, which makes her feel at ease and sleepy.

"Qianxue is indeed a bit scary, but she is also for the sake of the whole team, Xia Chi is always easy to help if she is reckless, but there is no malice...... The most important thing is that His Holiness is very reasonable, and I will not be afraid of him at all, but I will be afraid when I am far away from him......"

Jadeite's recent reincarnation has mostly stayed in Japan, deeply influenced by traditional Japanese culture, the Japanese generally do not like the number 4, and the reason why Chinese do not like the number 4, the pronunciation of 4 is also the same as "death" in Japanese, many Japanese apartments do not have room 4, room 3 is directly next to room 5.

Although Emerald was assigned to room 4 in the basement, she didn't care about it at all, not for anything else, just because Nanke's room 1 was directly opposite room 4, and if anything happened to the Emperor, Emerald could open the door and rush straight over to protect him.

Xia Chi has the habit of sleeping naked, since she has a separate room, she sleeps naked every day, anyway, she can do a "naked battle" with angels, sleeping naked is a small fight in comparison, and the dress on Qianxue's body was originally similar to pajamas, and there is no sense of disobedience when wearing it directly and lying on the bed.

In contrast, Jade was lying in a thick ninja suit and suit, just to be able to react quickly when something happened, and for the same reason, she untied the ninja knife on her back and held it to her chest, which also eased the discomfort in her back.

I want to stay in the bamboo forest at night when I was practicing ninja, and Jade used to sleep with a knife, but somehow, she held the knife very tightly tonight, as if it was a prop that could stop time, as if she was using it to relieve loneliness, as if she was treating it as someone's arm......

There was nothing to do all night, and Jade, who had already developed a biological clock, got up at 5 o'clock in the morning, full of good expectations for the future, and planned to prepare breakfast for Nanke, who needed to go to school, and if Qianxue and Xia Chi got up, they would also have their share.

However, Jade knew a long time ago that she could not become a master chef, and although her knife skills in removing the venom glands of puffer fish were not inferior to those of some famous Japanese chefs, she had fatal shortcomings in the kitchen.

She can only prepare cold food, or use a toaster, microwave to heat food, and the gas stove is a tool that she cannot use.

Snakes are afraid of fire like most wild animals, and although Jade knows that the flames of the gas stove can't hurt her, those hot flames will cause Jade to unconsciously secrete trace toxins from her body and enter a state of readiness...... This is a veritable "fatal" flaw of jadeite in the kitchen.

In view of this, Jade prepared slices of bread, milk, and ham that did not need to be warmed by flames, and if anyone got up early and saw a female ninja busy in the kitchen with a kitchen knife in hand, there must be an illusion of time and space travel.

The first of the three lazy bugs to get up is Chiyuki, who rubs her eyes and sees Jade preparing breakfast, feeling satisfied and puzzled by Jade avoiding the gas stove, until Jade explains why she can't touch the gas stove.

"What! I thought someone was finally cooking, but you turned out to be half a bottle of vinegar! It's okay if you only eat the hot food you make! ”

Jade first ......"shh

"Forget it," Qianxue waved her hand, "I'll figure out a way in the future, full-time chef, you don't have to force yourself, before Nanke wakes up, you take off your underwear." ”

"W-What!?" Jade couldn't believe her ears, "What did you say, Qianxue?" Why should I take off my ...... before His Holiness wakes up?"

"Hmph, because there's always a chance that Gram will eat you before breakfast!"

Qianxue made a joke before she said seriously: "In order to make Mr. Ke familiar with the magic of the snake ring and let you get familiar with Mr. Ke's school environment, I decided to let him take you to school today, of course, by putting you in the ring...... The underwear you borrowed from Sister Xia Chi has been worn on your body for less than 7 days, and it is too late to be semi-spiritualized, if you don't take it off in advance, I don't care if it happens like yesterday's 'falling leaves in the wind'. ”

Jade was shocked at this time, knowing that Qianxue was also for her own good, to avoid the embarrassment like yesterday, so she nodded and agreed.

(Although the internal vacuum is very shameful, it is not as important as the personal protection of the Emperor to go to school, and I will definitely get a full 7 days in the future.) )

Jade saw that Qianxue got up, so she began to prepare breakfast for Qianxue and Xia Chi, Qianxue looked at Jade's busy back and said:

"Sister's underwear style is not suitable for you, our team has a public online shopping account registered with the gram ID card, what style and size of underwear you need can be picked online, and I will help you pay."

Jade just wanted to say that she didn't need to be specially selected, but Qianxue reminded her:

"Semi-spiritualization is a time-consuming and laborious process, wouldn't it be foolish not to choose your favorite style? And don't forget what I told you yesterday, I positioned you as the Emperor's personal lady-in-waiting, can you guarantee that the Emperor will never have a chance to see your underwear? If you let him see the old style of unappetizing underwear, isn't it equivalent to disrespect for him? ”

"This ......" Jade was speechless by Qianxue, so she had to ask Qianxue to write down her online shopping account and login password on paper, promising to choose the right style by herself when she had time at night.

Of course, Qianxue didn't tell anyone about the payment password, including Nanke, and if you want to buy something online, you have to go through the approval of Qianxue-sama.

=== Divider of scrap iron===

Recently, some readers always show their wives at the end of the chapter on scrap iron, and propose to burn scrap iron on behalf of the FFF group, scrap iron means that we are innocent, in fact, the basement girl is not a human but a chinchilla, and the real body of scrap iron is a hippopotamus, we are two poor animals living among humans, and we are often bullied by humans because we have no hukou...... Can you bear to burn us and not vote for my novel?