We are working, a company, a unit. I often meet such people, they are very two-minded, have no brains, and often make incomprehensible nonsense events when they are working.

Of course, in life, such a person may be a little more interesting.

But work is not life.

Their appearance, while disrupting the normal work process, is also destined to become a stepping stone for some people.

Then, take advantage of the mistakes made by the other party and quickly climb to the top.

That's the rule of the workplace!

So, the offense is sometimes cute. But at work, you can't do two!

Lao Mo shook hands with me and said cordially, "Please come to the testing room with me." ”

Well, here we went.

When I arrived at the place, I entered the house and found that it was a room of more than 30 meters, and the interior was quite beautifully furnished. A big desk, sofa, coffee table or something.

Lao Mo sat down and looked at the two of us with a smile in his eyes.

We stared at each other for three minutes!

My eyes are souring when I see it.

"Good!" Lao Mo turned around suddenly, and then said with a smile in his eyes: "In fact, the so-called test is nothing more than a test of a few questions for everyone. FIRST OF ALL, PLEASE LOOK AT THIS IPAD. ”

LAO MO TOOK OUT AN IPAD FROM HIS HAND.

Then, reach out and pull your fingers.

"Oh, this woman ......"

I saw a beautiful girl's buttocks appear on the screen, and the girl's son was not wearing pants.

"This woman...... This one. Sorry, I cut the wrong picture. Lao Mo was in a hurry for a while. I recut another XXX picture.

"This woman, she's a star, well, beautiful. Now suppose that a plane smuggling sky-high jewels crashes, falls on an island, and then the entire crew, crew, or something, dies. It's just you and this woman left on the island, ask, what will you do? ”

That's a lot of questions.

Needless to say? Find something to eat, connect with feelings, and then XXOO. Hey......

But obviously, the answer is not XXOO. And, in this room, after a few seconds of looking at each other, I saw from Lao Mo's pupils that just above the wall behind me, a camera was installed that was not very obvious.

Tao Xiaonian spoke first.

"There is a lack of fresh water and food on the island, and I will find a way to collect both. Then, try not to have feelings with this woman as much as possible, but conserve your physical strength and strive to survive to the end. ”

Tao Xiaonian replied quietly.

Lao Mo nodded and looked at me again.

I laughed: "Man is a social animal, and the value of man is reflected in the group. If the group is lost, the human psyche is really easy to collapse. I think the most important thing I need to do is to calm the heart of that beautiful woman first. Then, join her in hand to get through the difficulties. In the end, it just came to pass. What to do. As for jewelry, I'd like to share it with her. ”

Lao Mo smiled: "Yes, one is a wolf thinking based on survivalism." One is a caring mindset based on humanism. Both modes, both good! It is enough to prove that your mind is still okay. Next, the next question. ”

Lao Mo kept asking questions.

The problem mainly revolves around the thinking mode and logical judgment ability.

It's strange that I don't see anything evil here, it's all very formal and serious HR test questions.

Finally, the assessment is over.

Lao Mo returned to his desk and turned on the computer to read through.

"Well, you two have good qualities in your own right. In the evening, you can come over and participate in the first study. Also, don't forget, go to the front desk and pay the tuition. ”

Xiao Nian and I got up and said goodbye to Lao Mo. Go to the front desk, pay the tuition, and leave.

During this time, I did not find any suspicious persons.

Evening classes start at 7:30 a.m.

Now there is still a long time before class, Xiao Nian said that he had something to do, so he took the bus and left first.

After the goods left, I found a place nearby by myself, and was about to sit down and eat a bowl of wonton noodles.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

1110……

Pick it up and turn it on.

"Black Mountain old demon? I'm Taishang Laojun. “

I didn't speak directly, but said to the boss, "Let's have a bowl of wonton noodles." “

"The old demon of Montenegro, the old king of Taishang is as anxious as the law......"

"Say, old Fan'er, what's the matter."

……

"The old demon of Montenegro listens to the order, the situation has changed, quickly find He Xiangu and persuade him to join that club with you to study."

I was stunned when I heard it: "He Xiangu, who is He Xiangu?" ”|

"He Xiangu is currently staying in room XXXX of the China Hotel, you can go, you will know." After speaking, Taishang Laojun put the phone away.

I wondered who I was sending someone to me again.

Just when the wonton noodles came up, I buried my head, ate hard, made clean, settled the bill, paid, went out, took a taxi, and went straight to the China Hotel.

When I arrived at the China Hotel in Baiyun District, I got off the bus and paid, and I tasted it in my heart.

He Xiangu ......

Join with me, and there is an unknown Tao Xiaonian.

Old Mo!

What kind of rhythm is this?

Shaking my head and smiling, I pushed the door into the hotel, went to the lobby, took the elevator, and went straight to the eleventh floor.

When I got to the floor and got out of the elevator, I looked around, lightly, and in a thief-like manner, I slipped to the room number that Taishang Laojun said to me.

Just arrived at the door, hey, the door is not closed!

I knocked lightly on the door twice, then opened and waited.

I waited for about two minutes, but there was no response inside.

Where does He Xiangu go to birds?

My heart moved, I reached out and pushed the door open, and swish, moved in.

The room is a single standard room, the area is not large, into the house is a small corridor, there is a bathroom on one side, through the corridor, there is a large bed in it, and then there is a TV cabinet, wardrobe.

In the place of the TV cabinet is a large black suitcase.

Otherwise, there is no human breath in the room.

Hey, it's weird, where is this He Xiangu?

I shook my head and was about to leave. Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps in the hallway. And it sounds like this step was not made by one person.

My heart moved, and without thinking about it, I swooped into the bathroom.

Then looking around, I pulled back the opaque plastic curtain from the shower, turned around and got inside.

Five seconds later.

The door opened, and I heard a familiar voice.

"What a hotel do you have, ah! It's also five stars, how do you explain the cockroaches in this house, you see...... Hey, what if I killed that cockroach? ”

When I heard this, I subconsciously raised the soles of my feet.

Well, there's a miserable little strong stuck under the soles of your shoes!

Attendant: "Miss, I'm really sorry, the climate here in Guangzhou is humid, there are a lot of cockroaches and other things, the hotel has been improving this aspect, I hope it will not affect your living experience." ”

"What about cockroaches? What about the cockroach I killed? Hey, if you're dead, will you run? ”

"Then miss, if there is nothing else, I'll go first."

"Alright, alright, you go first."

The sound of waiters' footsteps, the movement of closing the door.

Two minutes later......

Your sister, she pushed open the bathroom door.

What should I do? How do you show up? For example, hey, He Xiangu? I'm an old demon of Montenegro, and it's a pleasure to meet you here.

And just as I was weighing the words.

The incense breeze stirs lightly, and then ......

I heard the sound of rushing water.

Uh, oh my God, it's convenient.

I waited for more than half a minute, I didn't hear the sound of water, I guess there was no sound, I thought about it in my heart, and then suddenly opened the curtain, smiled and said: "He Xiangu, hello, I am the old demon of Montenegro!" ”

"Ah......h

Ear-piercing screams of nearly 100 decibels, echoed through the room.

At the same time, a red and white thing rushed towards me.

I'll go!

Your sister! Isn't this an aunt's towel?

That's right, an aunt's towel is hitting me in the face at a speed that doesn't lose bullets.

I gritted my teeth and took out Keanu Reeves's kung fu to dodge bullets, twisted my head in an instant, dodged, and dodged.

Sou!

Syllable!

My aunt's towel was attached to the pool tiles behind the bath.

I quickly adjusted my posture, straightened my gaze, and took a closer look!

A beautiful woman was carrying jeans in one hand and pointed at me with the other hand and said, "You...... You're dead, you haven't seen you for a few months, and as soon as you meet, you're ...... You're spying on me. Yes...... I'm not alive anymore. ”

I was stunned and raised my hand: "Xue'e, listen to my explanation!" ”

Lan Xue'e turned her head and ran in tears!

Whoosh, escape.

Bang!

The bathroom door was closed again.

A thousand words can't redeem my discipline in Lan Xue'e's heart.

Don't count the months!

I saw it again, the classmate Lan Xue'e who gave me a full hint at the beginning, but also expressed loyal feelings, oh no, it's a colleague.

It's just that our encounter this time, how can it be like this!

What about perverts?

I thought about it, tore a piece of tissue paper from the toilet, took off Xiaoqiang from the sole of his shoe, and pushed open the bathroom door.

Just out the door.

I saw Xue Ezi looking at me with her arms crossed and humming.

I was happy, and said to Xiaoqiang: "Your Xiaoqiang! “

"Ah......h

Another high-decibel scream.

"You, get that thing away, I, I'm most afraid of this thing." Lan Xue'e turned pale and covered her eyes and said.

I was helpless, threw Xiaoqiang into the toilet, pressed the switch, wow, Xiaoqiang, goodbye.

Turned around and walked out of the bathroom.

Lan Xue'e gritted her teeth.

I folded my arms, leaned against the wall and said, "Uh, hello Xue'e, by the way, why don't you send me a message?" ”

Lan Xue'e hated: "Send your sister, I arrived in the United States, I was tired to death, all day long, analysis and testing, laboratory analysis!" I'm going crazy! I'm going to his uncle's land! For months, I didn't come out of a room. It's hard to take a vacation, and I'm going to go to Canada to relax, I went to his uncle's place, and transferred me back to China, and I also got the nickname of He Xiangu, this sister, what kind of play is this. ”

Xue'e is about to cry.

I accompanied Xue'e Zi to feel aggrieved: "I'm not the same, in the past few months, I have lived a life of escaping death." finally settled down, and let people have the nickname of the old demon of Montenegro, and sent it here. ”

Lan Xue'e raised her head suddenly, looked at me, stayed for ten seconds, and suddenly snorted again: "You are a dead Da Jibai, you are the old demon of Montenegro." ”

I sighed, then sat down on the bed, then kicked my shoes again, lay on the bed, and asked lazily, "Aunt He, how much do you know about our operation?" ”

Lan Xue'e sighed slightly, and then said, "Do you know about that time in Shanghai?" ”

I said, "Yes." ”

Lan Xue'e: "They are back, and this time, it's not just about experimenting with people, but about revenge!" ”

I was shocked: "Revenge? Who to seek revenge on? ”

Lan Xue'e: "You and me!" ”