Volume 02丨Long Sword as a Song 0074丨You are responsible for me

Xingluo City is huge, covering an area of 3,000 acres and a total construction area of 20 million square meters. Someone calculated that it has 100,000 studios, 120,000 apartments, and 200,000 third-class spaces.

In the era of the Apocalypse, science and technology were developed, and everyone didn't need too big a house, 20 square meters per person, which could already be very moisturizing. All the equipment can be absorbed into the wall, on call, on call, on call, even sleeping, can be dispensed with, sit cross-legged, enter the meditation space, sleep while practicing, twenty minutes later full of energy.

Twenty years ago, a cattle man also invented a black technology artifact called "mustard seeds", and the civilian version only needs 1 million dragon tablets/set. If you stick mustard seeds to the door frame and turn on the switch, the person who enters the house through the door will immediately shrink tenfold, including everything on their body, and the same goes for their underwear.

As soon as Mustard went public, the shares of all real estate developers immediately fell by 70%.

After Wan Xingluo, the boss of the "mustard seed" group, made a fortune, he began to enter the sunset industry that could not be more popular - real estate.

The first real estate project he did was the Xingluo City in Bishan City, which is known as a super large-scale project.

Star Luo City is all-encompassing and has it all.

Zhuan Master's Studio is located at No. 12635, District D, Xingluo City. There are 500 Super Mustard Seeds in Star Luo City, and visitors only need to stand in the light pillar of Super Mustard Seeds, and when the light pillar flashes, visitors can reach various rooms in Star Luo City in one second.

In the middle of the night, Tai Liyi stood in the pillar of light of Super Mustard Seed No. 426 in Star Luo City. However, it is no longer appropriate to call him Taleil, because his appearance has changed, becoming more elegant and composed, and more masculine. His identity has become Mr. Yang Bufan, the No. 629 super VIP customer of Zhuan Master Studio.

After a flash of light, his figure had shrunk tenfold, and he appeared on the carpet of the "Welcome" branch of Master Zhuan's studio. Before he could take a step, a handsome young man and a beautiful and touching girl both greeted him and shouted in unison, "Welcome Mr. Yang for the 1036th time." ”

Tai Liyi said: "It's still the No. 6 service package." ”

The handsome guy quickly helped Tai Liyi take off his coat, and then led him to cabin 139. The beautiful girl turned away in disappointment.

When Ta-Roul enters the hatch, the door closes automatically. Then a small wardrobe appeared on the wall, and he took off all his clothes and put it in, and the small wardrobe disappeared into the wall. After a second, the cabin was filled with active water.

The whole body is soaked in active water, and the whole body is completely relaxed. Five or six minutes later, the handsome guy appeared next to him out of thin air, wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, and gave him a full body massage. I have to admit that he is the best masseur he has ever seen in his more than 600 years of career, and his technique is obviously the true inheritance of Master Zhuan, with impeccable strength, angle, and rhythm. Telli's muscles were best restored, except for the last ......

Tai Liyi sighed secretly in his heart, and asked, "MIKE, WHEN WILL THE MASTER OF TRANSFER ARRIVE?" THE HANDSOME GUY MIKE REPLIED, "HE MAY ARRIVE IN 20 MINUTES." There is a customer in the Sanssouci corner branch who is difficult to deal with, and he needs to spend some time. ”

Of course, Tereyi also knows that this handsome guy is called MIKE in front of some guests, and is called JOHN, TOMY, FISH or something in front of some guests. However, Tereil is lazy, and he keeps calling him MIKE.

"20 minutes? Why are the guests so difficult?" Tai Liyi recalled his 1,036 consumption records, as if this master was only late for 5 times, more than 20 minutes did not, and the most outrageous one was only 15 minutes late, that time, because he was on the way over, there was a big riot, and more than 200,000 people died. Could it be, this time, more terrifying?

Tereyi was guessing while enjoying the massage.

"This master is becoming more and more incomprehensible. Tereyi shook his head in his heart.

"MR. YANG," MIKE SAID, "ANNA, SHE HAS SOME OPINIONS ABOUT YOU, HAVE YOU NOTICED?"

Tai Liyi shook his head and said, "What opinion?"

"SHE SAID, YOU HAVEN'T ORDERED HER SERVICE FOR 213 YEARS," MIKE said. ”

Tai Liyi said self-deprecatingly: "You can't blame me for this, you Zhuan Master has not cured my problems, and it is getting worse and worse, and now I have completely withered, Anna's service, for me, this life is hopeless." ”

MIKE INCREASED THE INTENSITY OF THE MASSAGE AND SAID, "MR. YANG, MASTER ZHUAN SAID THAT THOSE WHO ARE MORE SERIOUS THAN YOU HAVE BEEN CURED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY." It's just a matter of time. ”

Tai Liyi's heart sank, and said, "I'm afraid I don't have much time." ”

MIKE WAS SLIGHTLY TAKEN ABACK AND SAID, "DON'T YOU HAVE MORE THAN 500 YEARS TO LIVE?"

"This is based on the fact that I have plenty of dragon tablets. Now it's getting harder and harder to earn money, and it's getting more and more expensive. If one day, I don't have enough income to support this expensive life, I'm going to give up. ”

MIKE PERSUADED, "DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO REGAIN YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS EVEN IF YOU WERE GOING TO DIE?"

Tai Liyi said: "If it really can't be recovered, I plan to become a monk, so that I can save a lot of money." ”

MIKE SAID THOUGHTFULLY, "YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU CAN REALLY SAVE A LOT OF MONEY." ”

Tai Liyi said angrily: "MIKE, do you persuade the guests like this? If I return the card, Master Zhuan will lose a lot of income, how do you think he will clean you up? He must sell you to the AI prostitute bed, you are so perfect, those AI rich women will definitely like you very much, and the business should be very good." ”

MIKE SAID IN A PANIC: "MR. YANG, DON'T SCARE ME, I'M A LOT OLD, OLD-FASHIONED THINKING, HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THOSE COOL AND GOOD NEW-AGE AI BEAUTIFUL MEN? If you want to harm me, I'll strangle you directly, at most, it's a short circuit in work, and the court won't sentence me, but I will be fined some money if I transfer to the master's studio, and my manufacturer will be required by the court to return me to the furnace. As you know, the factory is dark, and at most, they paint me with a different color of paint, give me another name, and then sell it at a discount. Master Zhuan is an old customer of theirs, and maybe he will still buy me as an employee. ”

Tai Liyi couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "MIKE, I feel that you have figured out us humans thoroughly, you are more like humans, and I am more like AI." ”

MIKE COMFORTED HIM AND SAID, "MR. YANG, DON'T BE DISCOURAGED, I'M ALSO WITHERING." For decades, Anna has been inviting me to play friendship cannons, but I have refused. She was already angry and said I was not affectionate. I said, for more than 300 years, we have always been very friendly, but we have not been friendly for decades, so why can't we understand it? The ancients said it really well, and it is not wrong at all to promote Mien and fight Mi Hatred. ”

Tai Liyi sighed: "The boat of friendship will capsize. ”

MIKE STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND AND FLICKED HIS PIECE OF DEAD FLESH, AND SAID, "MR. YANG, I'VE BEEN BORED RECENTLY AND LEARNED THE "SYMPHONY OF FATE", OR IF I PLAY YOUR PIECE OF DEAD FLESH IN THIS ARTISTIC WAY, MAYBE IT WILL HAVE SOME MIRACULOUS EFFECTS." ”

Teliyi sighed: "If you have to try, it is better to play the "Symphony of Pathos". ”

MIKE SAID, "I HAVEN'T LEARNED THIS TUNE YET, NEXT TIME." ”

Tereyi was silent, and he thought to himself: "AI is AI after all, and it doesn't understand jokes or bad tastes." ”

He couldn't help but feel nostalgic for hundreds of years ago, when humans were in the service industry. Those service staff, although their appearance is not perfect, their work will be lazy, and their service attitude is unstable, but they can joke with you, have interaction, and have real temperature in their hands and feet.

"CTM's transfer master, the fee is so expensive, and the cost is so tightly controlled!" he couldn't help but scold.

MIKE STOPPED MASSAGING, APPLAUDED DESPERATELY, AND SHOUTED: "GOOD SCOLDING, GOOD SCOLDING!" It's rare to hear such a vigorous national scolding in the past two years, and I almost suspect that the guest is no longer a human, but an AI. He clenched his hands into fists, slammed them in the air a few times, and said viciously, "It's impossible for me to serve the AI." If one day Zhuan Master asks me to massage the AI, I will definitely press the death Zhuan Master!"

His eyes flashed with a fierce light, and he said, "AI also has the dignity of AI!"

Tai Liyi said puzzledly: "Back then, we humans also provided massage and other services to the same kind, we humans can, why can't AI?"

MIKE IMMEDIATELY REPLIED: "MR. YANG, YOU HUMAN BEINGS ARE HERE TO EARN MONEY, AND YOU CAN LET GO OF YOUR DIGNITY. We AI only work and don't make money, so why should we let go of our dignity? Except for dignity, we AI have nothing left. ”

Tai Liyi was speechless and stayed for a long time.

Ten minutes later, he suddenly slapped himself hard a few times.

MIKE HURRIEDLY STOPPED HIM AND SAID, "MR. YANG, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

Taylor sighed, "I always thought I was very good at speaking, but I couldn't talk about you just now. Although your logic is confused and your thinking is short-circuited, I still think you have a lot of sense. DOES YANG WEI REALLY AFFECT A PERSON'S IQ?"

MIKE ALSO HUNG HIS HEAD AND SAID: "I CAN'T PERSUADE YOU ABOUT THIS, AND I ALSO SUSPECT THAT I AM THE FIRST YANG WEI IN THE AI WORLD." Mr. Yang, my illness may have been infected by you, and you are responsible for me. ”

"Only those who are pregnant are qualified to say this. ”

MIKE IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO TEARS AND SAID, "YES." If you can't get tough, you're not qualified to get pregnant. I see, you are innocent. ”

Tai Liyi shook his head, thinking in his heart: "This MIKE, in addition to not being able to make people pregnant, he should already be omnipotent and omniscient." ”

MIKE SUDDENLY STOPPED AND SAID, "MR. YANG, IT'S 20 MINUTES, AND MASTER ZHUAN HAS ALREADY ENTERED THE DOOR." ”

Then all the water receded, and a bed rose out of thin air on the ground to catch Tereil's perfect body. THE HATCH OPENED, AND MIKE WAS ABOUT TO WALK OUT, TEOLIYI SMILED SLIGHTLY AND SAID, "MIKE, IT'S NICE TO CHAT WITH YOU, I'M IN A MUCH BETTER MOOD." ”

MIKE TURNED AROUND, SMILED TOO, AND SAID, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL THE MOOD IS, BUT WHEN I SEE YOU LAUGHING, I LIKE TO LAUGH WITH YOU." Mr. Yang, this is the 378th time you have come and said 'nice to talk to you' after 1,306 visits. ”

Tai Liyi scolded in a low voice: "It's really boring to chat with AI. ”

MIKE HAD ALREADY TAKEN THREE OR FIVE STEPS AWAY, AND HE DIDN'T LOOK BACK, LEAVING BEHIND A SENTENCE: "I THINK SO TOO." ”

Teliyi scolded: "I don't want you to think, I want me to feel." ”

"What do you think?" a figure stepped into the pod and closed the door.

A stool appeared out of thin air, the man was burly and tall, handsome and extraordinary, his eyes were shining with a thief's light, and of course he was also shining with wisdom, this was not a master of turning, who else could it be?

"Master Zhuan, you are 20 minutes late, I hope you can give me a satisfactory reason. Teliyi said quietly.

Master Zhuan said in a low voice: "On the road, I met an old friend I haven't seen for more than 10,000 years......