"My name is Huang Dapeng, and I live here. Classmate, what's your name? The young man was obviously a self-cook, and introduced himself as he ate.

"Hello, my name is Lu Tianyu, I am studying in the Department of Clinical Medicine of Donghai Medical College, and I am a senior this year."

"Senior year? Isn't that graduating this year? ”

"No, our clinical medicine department is a five-year program, and I have another year of internship in the hospital." Lu Tianyu explained.

"Oh, I see. You're studying clinical medicine, and I'm asking you a question, okay? ”

"What's the problem? I don't necessarily know everything. Lu Tianyu didn't dare to say big things, the ocean of medicine was really vast, and no one dared to say that he knew everything.

"Small problems, small problems, that is, when my girlfriend is inconvenient, there are a few times when I want to have sex with her, but she always says that it is not good, it will affect her health, is there such a thing?" Huang Dapeng asked with a sincere face.

"Poof", Lu Tianyu didn't hold back, a mouthful of beer squirted out, and the range was so far that it was splashed on the TV screen a few meters away.

“sorry，sorry！” Lu Tianyu hurriedly pulled up a stack of paper, ran to the TV, and wiped it. But at this time, there was a resentment rising in his heart, "I'll go away, is it so anxious?" Don't you know that when girls come to their aunts, it is taboo to have sex with them? ”

"Classmate, why are you so excited? Isn't my question right? Huang Dapeng looked puzzled.

Back on the sofa, holding the mood of "why is a flower inserted in cow dung again", Lu Tianyu looked at the young pervert in front of him, and said earnestly: "This, I just want to say one thing, for the sake of your girlfriend's health and your future happiness, it is better for you to be a little more restrained, you can't hold it back, you can solve it in other ways, such as taking a cold shower, or inviting your five-fingered sister." ”

"What's wrong, you can tell me in detail." Huang Dapeng looks like a typical science man, everything has to break the casserole and ask to the end.

"Since you want to know, then I won't hide it, when it's inconvenient for girls, if you insist on coming, it will easily lead to all kinds of inflammation in girls, and there will be a risk of **endometriosis, and in severe cases, it will also cause immune infertility."

"What is immune infertility?"

"To put it simply, the tadpoles in your body enter the girl's blood circulation through the cracks in the small blood vessels, stimulate the immune system and form anti-sperm antibodies, and it will be difficult for the girl to get pregnant in the future." Lu Tianyu explained.

"Ah, so serious?!" Huang Dapeng's mouth opened wide, and dozens of small pimples broke out on his forehead in an instant.

"What do you think?" Lu Tianyu glared at the other party fiercely, it was really a piece of cow dung, scourging flowers everywhere.

"Thank you, classmate." Huang Dapeng took out a pack of cigarettes from his pajamas pocket, took out one and lit it, and threw one to Lu Tianyu casually, "Classmate, it's better to listen to your words than to study for ten years." ”

"No, I don't smoke." Lu Tianyu said as he picked up the cigarette that had fallen on his chest and wanted to return it to the other party.

picked up the cigarette, inadvertently, glanced at the trademark on the cigarette, and suddenly, Lu Tianyu's face changed, and his pupils suddenly dilated.

"Huang Dapeng, do you have a red trench coat?" Lu Tianyu's voice trembled a little.

"Well, there's one piece that my girlfriend bought for me during the Spring Festival this year, how do you know?"

"Huang Dapeng, did you have pimples on your face before?"

"Well, but that was before, I bought a box of acne cream that is said to be imported from South Korea on the Internet last week, and I applied it for a few days, hey, it really works." Huang Dapeng said in a rambling manner, not noticing that Lu Tianyu's face had gradually turned cyan.

"Okay, you Huang Dapeng, let me find it so hard! You bastard, you big villain, you big traitor......" Before the words fell, Lu Tianyu had already risen up, like a tiger pounced, and pressed the guy in front of him under him.

Huang Dapeng was completely dizzy, what is this the situation of Shenma, why did he not say a word, he was thrown on the sofa, suddenly, he thought of a possibility, an extremely terrifying possibility, and for a moment he felt that his chrysanthemum was so painful.

"Classmate, what are you going to do......" Huang Dapeng's voice trembled.

"Tell me honestly, do you like to smoke Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes?" As Lu Tianyu spoke, he had already punched down, hitting Huang Dapeng's right cheek.

"Nima, is smoking sinful? …… Ah, it hurts, it's okay, it's okay, I know that smoking is bad for my health, and I won't dare to smoke again, I promise the Bodhisattva. ”

"A few days ago, did you go to Zhenhua Tobacco Hotel to buy two packs of Yellow Crane Tower 1916 soft cigarettes?" Lu Tianyu rode on Huang Dapeng's body, waving his fists, and at this time he had already turned into Wu Erlang.

"You? How do you know? Classmate, no, no, hero, I won't dare anymore, I won't dare to save private money anymore, just ask you not to tell my girlfriend. Huang Dapeng begged bitterly, and while speaking, he was punched twice.

It's not that he doesn't want to resist, but in terms of height, he is not as good as Lu Tianyu; In terms of strength, he is an IT technician, sitting in front of the computer every day, where can he be worthy of Lu Tianyu, who is known as the little prince of basketball. Besides, he worked hard again just now, and at this time he didn't slow down, so poor Huang Dapeng was only left to be beaten.

"Say, why do you want to mistreat Old Man Su? I tell you, confess leniently, resist strictly! Lu Tianyu borrowed the strength of wine and instantly became taller.

"I said, I'll say everything...... Ah, Old Man Su, who is Old Man Su? Our boss's surname is Xiao, not Su? ”

"Huang Dapeng, you still dare to quibble? See if I don't beat you! As he spoke, Lu Tianyu was ready to torture to extract a confession, it seems that this kid will not tell the truth if he doesn't have a hot hand.

"Crunch", the door opened, and Wang Yuan, who was sweating profusely, stood at the door with a case of beer, "Brother, the beer is here, you come over and help......

With a "bang", even the box with beer fell heavily on the ground together, the sound was terrifying, but fortunately the floor was laid in the living room, otherwise the twenty-four bottles of beer would probably be scrapped.

Wang Yuan stood at the door stupidly, looking at the two people overlapping on the sofa, his face full of shock, "Brother, Dapeng, I really didn't know that you two still had this hobby, it didn't seem like I came at the right time, right?" …… You go on, you go on. ”

"Genzi, stop me, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"Wang Yuan, stop for me, help! Help me! ”