Chapter 481 [A Woman is a Tiger] (4 More Flowers and More)
The old man glanced at the young man, "You don't have to make up for my face, this kid is calling me grandpa, it's obvious that he is scolding me." Stinky boy, look at how I clean you up grandpa! ”
Seeing the old man puffing like a child, the young man laughed for a while.
And Xu Lang had already taken Xiao Yuruo's hand and walked away.
However, the two of them were not really angry, they naturally knew that the old man was kind-hearted, as the saying goes, old children and old children, old people are children, and these old people with childlike hearts are even more cute.
"Husband, why are you running so fast?" Xiao Yuruo asked after him.
"Didn't you say you should do what you want to do the most, of course you have to hurry, Haru. A moment of supper is worth a thousand dollars. Xu Lang couldn't wait.
Xiao Yuruo didn't say anything more, blushing and lowering his head, since he had already agreed, he was no longer embarrassed by this bad guy, who made him feel bad.
However, Xu Lang also knows that Xiaojiao. The reason why the wife is willing to let herself "drill. Empty. "Son", most of them were accommodating their own moods, and when he thought of this, he was very moved.
"Wife, don't worry, I'm not the kind of man who can't afford to let it go, let him go when it's over.
It is true that our weakness is that we can't see through, are reluctant, can't afford to lose, and can't let go. I can't see through the entanglements in interpersonal relationships, the hidden wounds after fighting, the blandness in the hustle and bustle, and the tranquility after the prosperity; I can't bear the wonderful and unfortunate years of the past, and I can't bear the vanity and proud applause when I am high; I can't afford to lose an emotional loss, and I can't afford to lose a piece of life; I can't let go of the people and things that have gone away, and I can't let go of the right and wrong that have long been dusty.
I'm just an ordinary person, and I have the weakness that everyone else has, but now, as a good brother, the rat owl is clearly standing on the opposite side of me, and I am the enemy, and I can only choose to forget. Xu Lang took Xiao Yuruo's hand and walked slowly on the tree-lined path in the park.
"Husband, this is exactly what you love, if you are the kind of person who has no nostalgia for any feelings, and no wind and rain or sunshine for anyone and everything, perhaps, I don't love you so much, and other sisters don't love you so much." Xiao Yuruo said seriously.
"Oh? Wife, tell me how much you love me? Xu Lang asked with a smile.
"I don't love much, I only love you for sixty seconds a minute." Xiao Yuruo stood firm and said word by word.
Xu Lang affectionately stopped Xiao Yuruo in his arms, pressed his hot and humid lips heavily on Xiao Yuruo's red lips, and kissed affectionately.
Smell the flowers, smell the fragrance, listen to the birds sing.
This moment is the most beautiful picture in the world.
After a long time, Xiao Yuruo struggled to break free of Xu Lang, "I hate it, the old people around me are watching." ”
"That's right, it's miserable to be seen by the old man who was a soldier, let's go farther." Xu Lang seemed to have sequelae, and hurriedly took Xiao Yuruo's hand and walked away.
"Husband, don't get along with the villain, because he can't get along with anyone; Don't get along with yourself, because everything will pass; Don't get along with your loved ones, because they won't let you get along; Don't get caught up with the past, for it's gone; Don't get along with reality, because you still have to live; Don't get along with women, because if you can't get by, you have to get by; Don't get along with a man, because he will pass when it's over...... I hope you understand this passage. Xiao Yuruo said slowly.
Xu Lang took a long breath of relief and made a relaxed posture, "Whew, wife, thank you, I finally passed." ”
"Really?" Xiao Yuruo asked in disbelief.
"Of course, I never lie." Xu Lang hurriedly said.
"Alright then, I won't go today." Xiao Yuruo said casually.
"Huh? What? Why don't you go? Xu Lang was stunned.
"Don't open it. Haven't you already passed? Xiao Yuruo pursed her lips proudly and hurriedly ran forward.
Xu Lang suddenly said, "Okay, you're waiting for me here, see how I clean you up!" ”
Xu Lang said, then chased forward, hugged Xiao Yuruo behind her back, and scratched the most itchy part of her body.
"Ah, you hate it, didn't you say you wouldn't tickle me?" Xiao Yuruo smiled, and she was about to burst into tears.
"It's not like it's okay to open it. Housing? Xu Lang retorted.
"Ahhh Xiao Yuruo had no choice but to compromise with Xu Lang.
Xu Lang didn't want to make any extraneous branches, so he wanted to strike while it was hot, so he hurriedly grabbed Xiao Yuruo's hand and quickly ran towards the outside of the park.
I didn't want to make a difference, but as soon as I got out of the park, I met an acquaintance.
"Xu Lang, Yuruo, you two ......" A girl looked at the two of them with strange eyes.
Xiao Yuruo hurriedly broke free of Xu Lang's hand, "Li Hui, why are you here?" ”
This girl is Li Hui, that is, Dong Dacheng's girlfriend, in everyone's impression, Xu Lang's girlfriend should be Chen Xiangyi, or Li Wenling, who would know that this pair of people at the same table actually got together, although there has been a scandal between the two for a long time, but this speed is too fast.
"Hey, it's not the dead Dacheng, I don't know how to do it, I was admitted to the hospital without illness or disaster, he wants to drink millet porridge, no, I'll just come out and buy him millet porridge." Li Hui said.
Xu Lang then remembered that Dong Dacheng's kid was overly frightened and was sent to the hospital, and he should also go to visit, that buddy is also a rare good brother, since he has met, he naturally wants to go over to have a look, and, guessing, Dong Dacheng is the person near the entrance of the park. Folk Medicine. Courtyard.
"Wife, let's go, go see your classmates." Xu Lang held Xiao Yuruo's hand.
Hearing such a title, Li Hui was stunned again, "Huh? ”
Xiao Yuruo hurriedly broke free of Xu Lang's hand, and Xu Lang grabbed it again, and said with a smile: "This is my wife, dear, with documents!" ”
"Huh...... Uh-huh, hehe......" Li Hui nodded awkwardly, and said in her heart: Blow it, you will!
Xiao Yuruo pinched Xu Lang's waist fiercely.
………
Dong Dacheng in the ward.
"The day itself is called R Ben; Women's days and men's days are called public holidays; Men and women are not called weekends; It is said that it is a day, but it is not called a holiday; If you can try not to call a festival every day; The changing day is called the trading day; Now the day is called today; The open day is called tomorrow; The day after tomorrow is called the day after tomorrow; The seven days are called Sundays; If you don't know it, it's also called a birthday; The situation of the day is called a diary; The time of the day is called the date; The schedule of the day is called the schedule; Men and women live together after marriage.
I'm him. Mom only now found out that the 'day' is everywhere! ”
Sickbed. Dong Dacheng said with a smile, surrounded by several school classmates.
"Dacheng, you girl. Is it a real illness or a fake illness, it's all him. Mom was hospitalized, and her mouth was full of feces. One of the friends laughed.
"Hey, let's talk about loneliness." Dong Dacheng glanced at the buddy.
"Haven't Li Hui been by your side for the past two days, you haven't liberated your little yet. Junior. Brother? A buddy asked.
"Don't mention it, my hand has been in it several times, and he's . Mom was disturbed by the nurse, and I wanted to do it directly. Protect. Taxi. Dong Dacheng said sadly.
"Hehe, a couplet is quite in line with you and Li Hui.
Uplink: Yesterday's yellow flower. Boudoir. Woman; Downlink: Today's Women. Taoist people! Horizontal batch: the difference of one day.
Dacheng, come on! The brother in the lower bunk of the dormitory laughed.
"you. Target! Dong Dacheng flew over with a pillow.
"Haha, I don't think this day will ever come."
At this moment, there was a hearty laugh outside.
Xu Lang's ear power was very strong, and he heard the voice in the ward from afar, but Li Hui and Xiao Yuruo behind him didn't hear it, and they didn't know what Xu Lang meant.
Dong Dacheng could naturally hear that it was Xu Lang's voice, and he said unconvinced: "Xu Lang, you girl. Curse me less! Our family Li Hui can't wait for me to do that.
Women, it's just an egg, it looks white on the outside, but it's yellow on the inside, and a man, it's a mango, it looks yellow on the outside, and it's even more yellow on the inside, so the two of us are yellow together, and she will let me sooner or later. Day! ”
Li Hui may not have heard the previous words, but Dong Dacheng's words were heard clearly, she was angry, rushed forward, kicked open the door of the ward, put the rice bucket on the table, rushed to the bed, and began to pinch Dong Dacheng's neck, "The old lady is fighting with you!" ”
Dong Dacheng looked at Li Hui in horror, never dreaming that Xu Lang would come with Li Hui.
All the classmates and friends couldn't bear to see this tragic scene, and suddenly, they lost their best imagination of love.
And at this moment, Xiao Yuruo's graceful and graceful shadow walked into the ward, which seemed to add a touch of spring color to the huge ward, and couldn't help but make everyone's eyes shine.
However, what is even more shocking is that the first school flower girl at this time. Shen Xiao Yuruo actually clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked at Li Hui with interest. hit Dong Dacheng and said proudly: "You deserve it!" ”
The boys finally recognized what their predecessors said: Women are tigers!
And the school flower is standing next to the livestock. The mouth was clear, and everyone beat their chests for a while. really got the school flower champion.
At this moment, the door of the ward opened again, and I saw Teacher Mi Mi and several classmates in the class coming to visit Dong Dacheng, including Chen Xiangyi and Chen Xiangyi's best friend Li Wenling.
Get! The three major school flowers gathered, and there was a lively scene to see!
The ward suddenly became lively, and it seemed more spring-like.
The boys felt a burst of pride in their hearts, and said in their hearts: Dong Dacheng was sick this time! This is a rare opportunity to see the three major school flowers!
Hmph, Xu Lang, Xu Lang, you fowl. Beast, look at how you got it this time! Play with the three major school flowers, it's no wonder if you don't get killed!
However, the next harmonious and happy scene was a big surprise, Xiao Yuruo and other school girls lived in harmony, and Xu Lang also talked and laughed, holding Xu Lang's arm from time to time, and there was no situation they expected.
The other boys and girls rubbed their eyes and stared wide-eyed, not believing what was happening in front of them.
One of the buddies couldn't help it, and stepped forward and asked, "Xu Lang, what is the relationship between you and Xiao Yuruo?" ”
This classmate obviously intended to "stir up trouble", let's see how the girls reacted.
Unexpectedly, Xu Lang took Xiao Yuruo's hand and solemnly introduced to everyone: "Students, I solemnly introduce to you, Yuruo is my wife." ”
And this time, Xiao Yuruo did not break free, but leaned sweetly towards Xu Lang's shoulder, which was obviously done for other girls.
Chen Xiangyi and Li Wenling looked at the two of them with a smile, this is a fact after all, and there is nothing difficult to accept.
"Cut, you just blow you!" The boys retorted in unison.
Rub, these days, is there really no one who believes the truth? Xu Lang said depressedly.
Everyone laughed, and Xu Lang whispered a few words to Dong Dacheng alone, telling him not to talk nonsense about Liu Wei.
Dong Dacheng nodded, he is not a reckless person, so naturally he will not talk nonsense.
Everyone contributed money and efforts, bought fruits, bought beer, and turned the ward into a small party.
It wasn't until it was almost dark that Xu Lang remembered that there was something big to do, and took Xiao Yuruo's hand with a smile to say goodbye to everyone.
Mi Xiaomi, Chen Xiangyi and Li Wenling could of course guess what these two guys wanted to do, just look at Xu Lang's dead face, although it was not a taste in their hearts, but they had a sweet smile on their faces.
However, Xu Lang knew that his wife was thin-skinned and in front of so many classmates, in case she turned her face and refused to admit it for the sake of face after she went out, it would be miserable, so he hurriedly said: "Everyone, you play first, I will send Yuruo home." ”
Since everyone doesn't believe that the two of them are husband and wife, let's think of them as classmates.
After going downstairs impatiently, Xu Lang hurriedly ran away for fear of having another branch.
After not walking a few steps, Xiao Yuruo was suddenly stunned, blushed, and stretched out his finger to point to a hotel next to the hospital - only to see that it said "Apple Love".
Xu Lang was overjoyed in his heart, it seems that he really responded to Dong Dacheng's words, a woman, she is just an egg, she looks white on the outside, but she is very yellow on the inside, and her wife can't wait.
Hey, it's good! Xu Lang was naturally very proud.