Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Witty 120
Fang Fang was once again the size of a truck, mighty and domineering, with black smoke all over his body, as if he had spontaneously combusted.
This guy's huge eyes were blazing, and he felt like he was devouring everything, and he was occasionally stunned by the sound of ahhhhhhhhhhhh
As far as I can remember, the last time the guy was the size of a truck, he stopped growing in size, but now he doesn't seem to be stopping.
"Oh no, we don't seem to have succeeded in soothing his anger!" Jiang Ziya exclaimed in surprise and also joined the shouting lineup: "Ah...... Ahhhh......h Yes...... Oh, what tune do I call? ”
The rest of the people on the field had to resist Fang Fang's barbaric attack on the one hand, on the one hand, they had to make noises continuously and at a high frequency, and on the other hand, they had to assist Lao Chi to transfer the energy on Fang Fang's body to the center of the formation.
120 didn't seem to know the meaning of terror, in order to quickly raise Fang Fang's anger, this guy had been flying in mid-air to pee on Fang Fang, and when he saw this, he also stopped and began to stare at Fang Fang.
"Ah...... Ah...... "I'm so afraid of death, I'm screaming, and shouting at 120: "Don't be stunned, help!" ”
"You're useless!" 120 responded to me seriously, and then, this guy cleared his throat, and suddenly shouted in a different tone: "Brother Fang, do you remember me?" ”
Then we saw that Fang Fang was extremely unnaturally stunned for a moment, so that he remembered something, and his body, which kept getting bigger, suddenly stopped growing for a short time.
The rest of us hurriedly shouted at 120: "Useful, go on!" ”
120 became a little chirping: "Brother, I won't beat you in the future, I won't bully you anymore, don't be afraid, okay?" ”
And then...... We saw that the huge old face of the jet-black square suddenly turned red, and then, the temperature around him began to drop sharply, and the old man who arranged the formation next to him was not happy: ", do you have any spectrum?" That's too little energy! ”
I yelled at 120, "It's a bit too much!" Provoke him again! ”
120 glared at me maliciously, turned to Fangfang and said, "You coward, soft goods!" ”
Hell, as the temperature rises dramatically, I feel like my woolen coat is about to melt.
Lao Chi said to us with satisfaction: "Enough! ”
Jiang Ziya said angrily: ", it's too hot, hurry up and cool down, you guys really don't have an accurate score, can you come safely!" ”
I glanced at 120 aggrievedly: "Dude, it's up to you!" ”
120 shook his head helplessly, and shouted at Fang Fang: "But I like your character, steadfast!" ”
A dull laugh came from Fang Fang's huge mouth, and the temperature around him began to drop sharply!
Lao Chi was furious: "Ma Dan, heat up!" ”
120 has the heart to cry, and continues to chirp the performance of the girls: "But you are so unmanly!" ”
Warming!
Jiang Ziya was furious: ", it's going to explode!" ”
120 was about to collapse: "But I don't mind if you want to be obedient, I'm in charge of our family!" ”
Cooling!
Lao Chi was furious: "You are paralyzed, are you a tofu dregs product?" Don't you know how easy it is to catch a cold? ”
120, who has always been calm and expressionless under normal circumstances, finally showed me an expression begging for mercy, but things have come to this point, it would be a pity to give up now, I stretched out my thumb and bowed to 120 from the bottom of my heart, this guy had no choice but to speak again: "Your special mother disappeared, I married someone else!" ”
Warming! And this time the temperature seems to be different from the previous times, I seem to see the inside of Fang Fang's huge body begin to burn, a trace of red flames began to penetrate the surface of the skin, no matter how ignorant I know, this guy is really going to explode, and it seems that his body has been completely ignited!
I don't need to remind you, 120 also saw the abnormality, and he hurriedly said: "Don't worry, you just got engaged, and you haven't done anything yet!" ”
What was strange was that Fang Fang didn't seem to hear his voice, and the temperature didn't drop!
I shouted, "120, hurry!" ”
120 remember to scratch your ears and cheeks: "Brother Fang, if you come back, I will elope with you when you come back!" ”
Still no signs of cooling!
120 took off his clothes in a hurry: ", you can do it for me now!" ”
"Ah......h
Everyone sat on the ground in fear, and continued to scream weakly, while looking at each other and smiling bitterly, feeling the strange pleasure brought by this roller coaster.
Su Diao walked up to me with difficulty, leaned into my arms, and said in a coquettish voice, "You bastard, our sisters almost died here with you!" ”
I was also sweating all over my head: "Do you regret it?" ”
As a result, Su Diao Complex said something that didn't quite fit in: "We want a child!" ”
...... "Where is this?"
Soon, Su Diao Complex continued: "I have a hunch that the things we encounter in the future will be more dangerous than the other, maybe one day...... Leaving a child is also our crystallization! ”
This woman is amazing, a few words said that my heart is burning, messy, just about to make an appointment with her, go to the hotel to open a room or something, suddenly, there is a soft and charming woman voice in the room next to us: "Where is the villain, dare to trespass into the deity cave, and squeak outside the voice of the **, don't you see that I am a woman, just bully me?" ”
It stands to reason that these words should be said sonorously and forcefully to have an effect, but when they come out of this woman's mouth, no matter how they sound, they are like flirting.
Moreover, I soon realized that this so-called She Youkai had woken up!
The seven brothers suddenly went crazy, screaming and wanting to rush into the house, but fortunately Jiang Ziya stopped them, and the seven monkeys stopped very reluctantly.
Not long after the woman's voice landed, the door of the house was opened from the inside out, and soon, a young woman walked out of it, exactly the same as the photo Zhang Qiang gave me, but the feeling of seeing it with my own eyes was different, this woman looked ...... Very comfortable, giving people a very peaceful, very clean feeling, neither demonic, nor glamorous, pure plain makeup, this woman has a little anger on her face, but a pair of small dimples are like two jubilant rabbits, making her look not serious at all, but there is a feeling of wanting to make people coquettish!
"It's you!" Ah Da shouted with a crying voice!
The woman glanced at the seven monkeys suspiciously, and asked cautiously: "I see that Your Excellency is not from my clan, is it possible that you want to use this Li Dai Taozhuang's trick to deceive me?" ”
Ah Da was about to say something, and I hurriedly looked back at him, and he turned his head indignantly.
I politely saluted the woman: "The eldest sister is polite!" ”
She Youwei pouted and looked at me curiously: "Don't be useless, you have been dancing and spinning in front of my house for a long time, what do you mean?" ”
Damn, I don't know why, I can't be angry at all when I see this woman!
She Youwei looked around, and soon found Fang Fang, who had not yet recovered: "Hey, you guys are really good, there are so many masters who are looking for my little girl's bad luck, there are human races, demon races, fairy races, and ghosts, you can also afford my She baby too much!" ”
The rest of the men should feel similar to me, although this woman is not a national beauty, but it happens that she has a well-behaved and cute and well-proportioned face, which makes people love it at a glance.
Jiang Ziya said to Lao Chi beside him: "Listen, this monster is called She Baobao, it's quite good!" ”
Lao Chiba clicked his mouth a few times and agreed: "I think this girl looks better than the Jade Emperor's sister-in-law!" ”
Wang Chongyang also wanted to take a second look, but he probably remembered Chaoying in his heart, so he simply turned his head and stopped staring at She Baobao.
This came and went, but She Baobao felt a little inexplicable: "I'll go, what do you mean?" Come to the door of the house for a long time, wake people up, now ask you and you don't speak, want to fight and kill you to say hello, if I am afraid of you, I will not be surnamed She! As she spoke, the woman raised her little fist, looking very cute.
The atmosphere was a little embarrassing, even the sick Zhang Qiang seemed to be fascinated by this woman, except for Su Diao Complex, Wang Chongyang, 120, and the Seven Brothers, everyone else seemed to have forgotten the purpose of our trip.
Su Diao complex probably felt that we had not seen the world and embarrassed her, and after muttering a word of waste, she walked in front of me, pinched me silently, and then said to She Baobao with a slight smile: "In Xia Su Feifei, serving in the Foreign Affairs Department of the Yin Division, the seven monkeys over there are our customers sent by the underworld to repay their wishes in the yang world, they died in Heishui Village, Heishui County more than 30 years ago, girl, do you have any impression?" ”
She Baobao's body trembled instantly, but she quickly regained her composure and said calmly: "I don't know them!" You guys go! ”
Su Diao Complex: "What if we don't go?" ”
She Baobao suddenly pulled out a long whip from his waist and shook it in the air with a snap: "If you don't go, don't blame me for being unkind!" ”
Su Diao's complex softly took out the general iron needle from the sachet on his waist: "What if you're welcome?" ”
"Mother, I'll fight with you!" She Baobao was furious, and while flicking his whip, he flew towards the Su Diao complex.
"Be careful!" I saw it really, and hurriedly reminded Su Diao that originally, Su Feifei and Diao Zetian didn't belong to the kind of people who loved to pretend to be forced, but it was estimated that our group of men just now, especially when I saw She Baobao's eyes and reactions, stimulated the two of them, we said before we came, this She monster is very likely to be a powerful level of existence, Wang Chongyang was not her opponent back then, not to mention Diao Zetian, who was not as good as Wang Chongyang's kung fu, at this time she dared to face She Baobao, it is estimated that vinegar blinded her reason.
Without waiting for She Baobao to get close, Su Diao Complex shook his hand, and an iron needle flew out towards She Baobao, and at the same time, Su Diao Compound tiptoed slightly, and his body took a few steps back to the right.
"Joke!" She Baobao didn't dodge the iron needle of Su Diao's complex at all, only to see that she hit the iron needle in a flash, and there was no sign of injury, her body was certain, and the huge long whip in her hand swung towards Su Diao's complex violently.
Su Diao complex saw that the most awesome iron needle did not hurt She Baobao at all, his face suddenly showed a panicked look, and while dodging the long whip, he began to throw all kinds of things in his pocket She Baobao, what sanitary napkins, what lipsticks, what wooden comb mirrors, what cosmetics......
But ordinary people are ordinary people after all, and She Baobao is also a monster who has been mixed in the yang world for a long time, she is not afraid of these things at all, and after the few whips thrown out did not hit Su Diao's complex, she suddenly smiled coquettishly: "Are you just at this speed?" Look at me! ”
It was too late, it was too late, She Baobao, who was originally standing on the ground, suddenly disappeared, Su Diao's complex suddenly messed up, she looked left and right, and found no trace of She Baobao, and cautiously leaned towards me.
"What about the woman?" She asked me.
In fact, I can more or less see a trace of She Baobao's shadow, because this female monster must use spiritual power (demon power) in the process of casting spells, and my yin and yang two techniques have the ability to allow me to see all kinds of spiritual power, gradually, I feel that this woman is not disappearing, and the shadow I see is just some afterimage, this monster is moving at a speed that I can't understand.
"No ......" knew that before the two words were spoken, I saw She Baobao suddenly appear behind Su Diao Complex, with her sudden appearance, the huge long whip attacked Su Diao Complex at a very fast speed, the speed was indescribable, just listen to the surrounding air has a hissing and popping sound, I didn't know which tendon was wrong in my heart at the time, I didn't think about it, I suddenly pulled Su Diao Complex, and blocked the back of Su Diao Complex with his body, and then, A whirling force slammed into my back, and I felt like I was burning!
"Damin!"
"Boss Wang!"
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