[477] Low-level assistant

"Are you alright?" Coco thought that Wang Xueman overreacted, "It's better than a bug on your chest!" What's the point of being touched by me? ”

Coco means that everyone is a girl, and physical contact is not a big deal, but Wang Xueman thinks that Nanke is so strange today, obviously he will be more respectful, more patient, and more gentle to himself on weekdays.

(Could it be...... Did I make a fuss and annoy Nanke? Or is there a deep meaning in any of the detective's actions, and he is trying to hint at something to me by popping off the bugs, but I am too stupid to understand? )

Wang Xueman, who likes to think too much, was troubled all morning, and specially consulted Li Lan about this, Li Lan knew that the porcelain clay golem was a woman this time, and she didn't care.

"It's not a big deal, Nanke has been absent-minded in the past two days, mostly because of endocrine disorders, you should think she is here for a period!"

Wang Xueman was dumbfounded: "Man...... Men also come to menstruation? ”

Li Lan was asked, and after a pause, she said: "In short, men will have a few days of inconvenience in the middle of a month, and Grandpa Bi said that it is called 'dry menstruation'......"

At this time, Li Lan realized the advantages of calling each other by pseudonyms, so that even if he leaked his mouth, Wang Xueman would not hear the name Bifrons.

During the lunch break, Coco and Sun Xiaogui ate a big pot of rice in the cafeteria, and today's main dishes are roasted beans with potatoes and eggplant with minced meat, as well as scrambled eggs with carrots. The porcelain clay golem, as a near-demon god body that would not die if it ate arsenic directly, actually wanted to vomit immediately after eating three bites.

"Your sister's!" Coco pulled out a stranded bean from his mouth that was as tough as a nylon thread, and said in disgust, "Except for the time when I went to the cinema to watch "Little Times". I've never felt so bad in my stomach! ”

The reason why Nanke once went to the cinema with Sun Xiaogui to watch "Little Times". It's because Sun Xiaogui did a prize answer sheet on a certain website. got two movie tickets for "Little Times", and the two felt that it was a waste not to use them, so they simply went to the cinema to see how bad it was, but they felt deeply uncomfortable after watching it for 20 minutes, and they left the scene early to save their lives.

"It's unpalatable, isn't it? I told an Australian female netizen that our school's cafeteria is not for people to eat, and she actually retorted that Chinese food is recognized by the world, and she resolutely does not believe it! ”

Chen Tianhao met Coco again in the cafeteria, and Coco vaguely felt that Chen Tianhao was following him. But there is no real evidence.

"How about going for lamb kebabs at night? I'm in for a treat! Chen Tianhao patted Coco's shoulder and extended an invitation to Coco and Sun Xiaogui.

Sun Xiaogui pushed away the potato roasted beans in front of him, and said with a smile: "Of course I want to save face if Brother Hao wants to treat me, but the price of mutton has risen recently, and I heard that some illegal traders use duck meat, pigeon meat, and even rat meat to sell mutton as mutton......

"Don't be afraid!" Chen Tianhao waved his hand, patted his chest and promised, "I have a little brother who is allergic to mutton, and his mouth is swollen as soon as he eats mutton, so we take him with us every time we eat kebabs." The more swollen his mouth is, the more reassuring we will eat! It's the same this time......"

"Damn, I didn't see that Brother Hao was enough for you!" Coco commented. "Don't wait until the evening, you can invite me and Sun Xiaogui to eat now, I think the food in the canteen today is very unpalatable, and if you eat it again, you won't get food poisoning."

Coco is by no means alarmist, it can make the porcelain clay golem feel stomach pain, this is no longer as simple as "whether it tastes good or not", but "whether it is poisonous".

Before the team went to eat the barbecue, Coco deliberately raised the volume to discuss the matter, which aroused the greed of many people present, in view of the fact that today's food was too unpalatable, the students went to the off-campus snack street to fight the tooth sacrifice, and there were very few people who really stayed in the cafeteria, and the canteen chef and the aunt who divided the dishes were very annoyed by this, and they tried it themselves in order to prove that the food was okay, and as a result, they had a stomach for a week, and went to the hospital to hang water to completely cure.

Compared with the cocoa skewers outside, Nanke and others eat more vegetarian at noon, but the vegetarian food produced by Pepe belongs to the royal quality and the taste is guaranteed, but Nanke has just bled out, and I hope to eat foods such as slipping liver tips and stir-fried kidney flowers to replenish vitality.

"Would you like takeout for dinner?" Nank suggested, "You don't have to order takeout at a restaurant if you want to eat anything...... By the way, Jade, do you still want to eat fried chicken? ”

Being stared at by everyone's curious gaze, Jade blushed and shook her head, she didn't want to emphasize her snake attributes, especially in front of Sima Ling, a human.

In contrast, Xia Chi was not shy at all, she ordered all kinds of meat such as pot-wrapped meat, Orleans roast wings, braised elbow, beer duck, etc., as if she had been starved to death in her previous life.

Nanke was drowsy after being drained of Chiyuki's blood, and wanted to supervise the whole process of Chiyuki's creation of the Golem Guard, but then he couldn't stand it, so he took a nap, and waited until about 3 o'clock in the afternoon when he got up in a daze to go to the bathroom, only to find that Chiyuki's room door was open, and a penguin was sweeping the floor at the door.

"Oh, pretty capable......"

Nank thought he hadn't woken up yet, and at first ignored it, but when he returned from the bathroom, he found the penguin still cleaning, sweating profusely with a broom twice as long as himself.

"What the hell is this! Where did the penguins come from? Chiyuki: Did you steal it from the Winter Mountain Zoo? You used the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing to force it to learn to sweep the floor? ”

Qianxue, who was sitting in the computer chair looking up information, turned her head and replied to Nanke in a very serious and serious tone: "Mr. Ke, this is the golem guard I experimented!" You see, it sweeps the floor, not bad, right? ”

"Not bad, your sister! What I want is a Golem guard with attack power, not a Golem penguin with short hands and feet, and a sweeping efficiency 100 times lower than Zhuo Yun! You're doing this out of your own bad taste, right? Because your sister has a saroman snake as a pet, you want to have a penguin as a pet, right? ”

As if she hadn't heard Nanke's complaints, Qianxue pointed up at the penguin with her palm and introduced: "Mr. Ke, its name is 'Penguin Golem No. 1', just call it a penguin if you think it's troublesome, and it will be my low-level assistant in the future, please take care of it." ”

Speaking of the image of this penguin, it resembles the angry penguin nicknamed "Rookie" in the animated movie "Penguins in Madagascar", and Nanke recalls that the two ceramic penguins he bought for Chiyuki in Ginza, Japan, are exactly this style, and he can't help but feel a sense of foreboding.

"I said, who is this penguin based on? Who gave it the breath of the soul? (To be continued......)