【095】 If you exceed four stars, you have to "die"
At the same time that Ma Shijie was appointed as the "Coordinator", Nanke happened to get some similar popular knowledge from Qianxue.
"You who have stepped into the threshold of a five-star ability person no longer belong to the kind of 'natural person' mentioned in the laws of the world, unless you start hunting ordinary people, the police agency will not come to you for trouble. Since high-level abilities can kill people with a light finger, there is basically no such thing as 'excessive defense' in the Exorcist Court, and once a capable person uses lethal force against you, you kill them in full compliance with the standard of justifiable defense. ”
Because of this, the death of Gu Kangming and Ishii Yuhao in front of Nanke will not cause the exorcist court to investigate, in fact, Nanke's behavior is converted into ordinary society, but he should be awarded a pennant of "righteousness and courage as a good citizen".
"The exorcist ignores you, I'm afraid there is something wrong with it, Ishii Yuyu said that your father was betrayed to the demon king Baal by his colleagues, maybe it's not groundless, in short, they don't come to you, you don't go to them, it's safest to focus on improving your strength."
After returning home from school, Nanke listened to Qianxue's nagging in his ear while writing his math homework, and Jade said that he could help Nanke write his liberal arts homework, but Jade's font was too juanxiu, and it would definitely be seen by Teacher Xie Ding, who taught Chinese.
"Qianxue, don't you think I, a busy person, shouldn't do my homework by myself? I think you and Jade should be in charge of the science and liberal arts assignments respectively, and then let Xia Chi, who has a scribbled font similar to me, write it...... Otherwise, I'll be stuck in the homework pile, how can I save the world! ”
Chiyuki looked at her Emperor with disdain across the table.
"I won't help you with your homework, but in order to avoid your lack of skills, maybe I'll help you think of a way to get the best of both worlds, you wait."
After Qianxue finished speaking, she turned around and went to rooms 11 and 12 to rummage through the antique magic props left by Nanke's father.
Nanke returned to his room and turned on the computer, wanting to check the answer to the application problem at hand, and while waiting for the boot, he picked up the "List of Famous Capable People in the Social Life of Ordinary People" that Qianxue printed for him, and his eyes straightened when he saw the first line:
Michael Jordan: A three-star capable of physical arts, and has made it clear that he will not join the world of the able. When his ability to grow close to the limit, he left basketball and switched to baseball league, consciously lowering his physical skills.
Steve Jobs: Lingwei (aura) type three-star ability, with extraordinary persuasive and inspiring abilities, and even some Apple engineers said that they were brainwashed by the "Jobs halo". Cause of Death: Failed Magical Organ Replacement.
Bruce Lee: A person with three-star physical ability, ignoring the warnings of the exorcists, blindly pursuing faster and stronger, and after growing to five stars by leaps and bounds, he was forcibly taken away by the exorcists, and since then he has changed his name and surname.
Michael Jackson: A three-star capable of physical arts/engraving, he was burned while filming a Pepsi commercial, but at this moment the stamp belongs to the type that attracts calamity and damages the body, and then has a bad fate.
These materials were obtained by Qianxue Hei after entering the secret website of the exorcists, and they are not very great insiders within the exorcists, but for Nanke, who has the common sense of ordinary people, it is tantamount to a worldview subversion.
"I'll wipe it, it's been a long time Bruce Lee, isn't he dead! How old would he be if he hadn't died? ”
checked Bruce Lee's date of birth on the Internet, and learned that Bruce Lee was born in 1940, and he should be a 75-year-old man who has lived to this day, and he should not be called "Brother Long" but "Master Long".
"What is Master Long doing inside the exorcist now? Do you use Jeet Kune Do to subdue demons and eliminate demons? What level of physical skills has he reached? ”
Nanke is an Internet addict, although he has reined in after Li Weiguo's sacrifice, but he still can't control himself when he goes online, and he directly forgets about checking the answers to his homework, but enters the online shopping public account with the click of the mouse, wanting to see how Qianxue has spent money recently.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Nanke immediately couldn't sit still, he opened the door directly to find Qianxue, but saw Qianxue somehow full of loess and talking to Jade near the round table in the living room.
"Chiyuki!" Nanke slapped the table and shouted, "Who did you buy that V-shaped panties in lace and silk fabric that you bought online?" You definitely can't wear this size, and Xia Chi doesn't like this style, did you buy it for Jadeite? I said you weren't allowed to bully her! What is your intention in letting her wear such a high-color style? ”
Qianxue frowned and didn't say anything, the jade next to her was already embarrassed, she was so red that she was about to steam, and when she saw that Nanke was about to go down, she had to admit with a crying voice:
"Your Excellency...... It's none of Qianxue's business, those underwear were chosen by myself, I saw Li Lan wearing sexy underwear at such a young age today, and I was fascinated for a while, so I also picked a shameless style......"
The female ninja covers her face with her hands in front of Nank to show that she has no face to see anyone.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to take those underwear off right away, and I ask the Emperor not to think I'm a dirty woman because of this......"
After wronging Qianxue and embarrassing Jade, Nanke scratched his hair on the back of his head in embarrassment, and quickly changed his words:
"No, no! It's very common for adults to wear that kind of underwear, Li Lan can wear it, why can't you wear it? The style is quite trendy! I'm just worried that Chiyuki is bullying you...... I'm your boss, at best, I'm a boss, I won't even care what underwear you wear, it's okay, I'm going back to surf the Internet......"
As soon as Nanke turned around, Qianxue looked at Jade with a narrow gaze, and said in a low voice, "The Emperor doesn't seem to hate the style you picked!" I won't return it to you, this store delivers quickly, no accident will be delivered tomorrow morning. ”
The jade powder face was lowered, her lips were tightly pursed, and her heart was up and down, suffering from gains and losses, and she didn't know whether she should insist on returning the goods or listen to Qianxue's arrangement.
Before Nanke could return to his room, Xia Chi in room 2 suddenly rushed out, and as soon as she jumped out, she laughed and said:
"Aha! Did you know? I just entered the online forum of 'Demon God in the World' that Qianxue told me, and it turned out that there was a hot post in the forum discussing my performance in the Zoroastrian battle, and the rumor that 'I was raped by Michael' appeared in an upgraded version, and some people actually said that Jesus is the child of Michael and me, and I am the prototype of the Virgin Mary! Aha! ”
"Haha, your sister!" Nanke's nose was crooked, "Even in your previous life, being raped by someone is not something to be happy about!" In addition, Jesus was born in the first year of A.D., and it is already the 7th century A.D. since you fought against the twelve court angels, how can Jesus be the child of you and Michael! Spread this rumor, believe it or not, the Vatican Pope hacked you to death with an Aujin axe! ”
"Cut, I didn't make up this rumor, I just think it's ridiculous!" Xia Chi dug her nostrils with her fingers in protest, but in fact, there was nothing dirty in her nostrils as a demon god.
Michael is not the same as the twelve angels of the court without gender, because his title is "God-like", according to the Bible, "God created Adam in his own image", so God is a man, and Michael the God-like should also have a similar image of God, also a man.
If you don't count the chronological order, it is theoretically possible for a certain generation of fire demon gods who were "raped" to give birth to Michael's children, but because the demon gods give birth to offspring by following eggs, so continue to deduce that if Xia Chi's previous life is the prototype of the Virgin Mary, then Jesus hatched from the egg......
Nanke had a million grass and mud horses galloping past him.
(I'll you!) Isn't Jesus, who hatches from an egg, "an egg yolk crisp"? What did the demon god who made up the rumors think? was issued a good person card by Xia Chi in his previous life, so do you want to black Xia Chi for the rest of your life! Anyway, apologize to Jesus who died on the cross, Wang Xueman's grandmother, and the Vatican Pope who is charging up with an Ogin axe! )