Most of the students in the class are from Bincheng, and in the city, there are very few people who have not learned talents, so the programs prepared by everyone on the stage are very exciting, Lu Qing and her tablemates brought an electronic piano from home and played a four-hand joint song......

The class committee is very good at arranging programs, arranging several singing programs together, and coming to a gold list of strong songs, the songs are the most popular and hottest songs at the moment, the people on the stage are singing with the microphone, and the people in the audience pull their necks to follow the chorus, and when the song program passes for almost half an hour, many people's voices are dumb.

Zhou Shao sang loudly for a while and began to itch his throat and cough constantly, Ling Xiaoxiao looked at him sideways: "You are careful that you can't speak for a while, if you cough again, I can change the two-person cross talk to stand-up comedy now." ”

Ling Xiaoxiao was still very deterrent when she was serious and ruthless, Zhou Shao shrunk his neck, even if his heart itched, he didn't dare to sing anymore, he carefully drank a small sip of water, and tried to moisten his throat.

One of the programs before Ling Xiaoxiao and them was magic, magic is very simple, that is, guessing playing cards, Lu Qing worked very stage to cooperate with the classmates who performed magic tricks, which was quite a bit of a host in later generations.

Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao have changed into robes and horse coats, Zhou Shao is tall and handsome, and he looks good in everything, facing the mirror, Zhou Shao also showed Ling Xiaoxiao what it means to be handsome by himself. Although Ling Xiaoxiao is not short among girls, even if she is wearing small clothes, she is still too fat to wear. Especially standing with Zhou Shao, Ling Xiaoxiao was even more frustrated.

Brother Zhen, as an ignorant teenager, also ran to mend the knife: "Ah, Xiaoxiao, why are you dressed like this, it's too ugly." ”

Ling Xiaoxiao flew over with an eye knife, and Brother Zhen realized that he had said the wrong thing again, so he hurriedly ran away, in case he was kicked out, he would not be able to hear it.

After the performance of the previous program, the host came to the stage to report that Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao stood up hard. Of course. Before going on stage, Ling Xiaoxiao also carefully lifted the hem of her clothes, which was not good-looking, and if she fell down again, there was no need to say cross talk. The laughter is also coming......

Zhou Shao didn't know if his psychological quality was too good or too bad. Looking at the classmates in the audience. He trembled excitedly, and was glanced at by Ling Xiaoxiao, and he was suddenly honest again.

Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao bowed slightly to the audience. Then he held the microphone and said: "Neither of us has ever talked about cross talk, so it's very easy to get nervous, you see Brother Zhen stand on the stage, no need to speak or do anything, the classmates applaud enthusiastically, Lu Qing stands on the stage beautifully, no need to speak, the classmates keep drooling and praising the beauty, when it comes to our brothers, it won't work, you say let's stop here, Baba's talk for twenty minutes, none of you are happy, how can we lick our faces and get off the stage." ”

"When I was a child, my family was poor, and when I was hungry after school, I called my mother: Mom! I'm hungry! My mother brought over a glass of water: Hungry again, didn't you eat last year? ”

"Many people over there have been facing the loess with their backs to the sky all their lives, and they have never seen much of the world, and when they looked up, they saw a plane driving over and pulling out two white smokes, and an old man pointed to the sky tremblingly: This plane also burns diesel?"

"When I was older, my family conditions were better, my mother decided to take me out on a trip and see the world, but I didn't have a ticket at the train station! What a smart man my mother is, find a policeman and ask, "Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman was happy: "I'm looking for it too!" ””

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Ling Xiaoxiao's cross talk used a few classic lines and passages of a well-known cross talk actor, and she wrote some of them herself, and the theme was set the same as the oral questions in the English competition, which is called growth, after all, while being funny, you also have to have some positive energy, who made this a school or a student.

Needless to say, the classic joke effect of a well-known cross talk actor has withstood the test of the people of the motherland, so when Ling Xiaoxiao and Zhou Shao bowed and stepped down, the students in the audience were all laughing, that is, the group of school leaders who had been strolling in the corridor were crowded into Class 9, standing by the door one by one, holding the wall with one hand and covering their stomachs with the other, laughing so hard that they couldn't even breathe.

"Xiaoxiao, your line is so interesting, it's so good, I can't laugh anymore, it's a pity that Xiao Wan'er and Mannie didn't hear it." Brother Zhen's tears of laughter flowed all over his face, and he would finally make time to wipe it.

The Chinese teacher in the front row shook his head while laughing, and turned to look at Zhou Yejun: "This kid is obviously better at literature than in English, why are you robbing me of class representatives, it's really too much." ”

Zhou Yejun will not be able to maintain his noble image, and his smile makeup is a little off: "Compared with Chinese, her talent in English is better, besides, you see, without you, he can write such an interesting paragraph, but without me, she will definitely not win the third prize in the competition." ”

The two teachers didn't talk here, Liu Yanqing was called to the back by the teaching director, and was solemnly advised: "This show is very interesting and innovative, it must be a party for the upper grades, you remember to communicate with the students, if there are any difficulties, we must help them solve them." ”

Liu Yanqing naturally won't shirk this kind of thing to give the class leader's face, and he responded to it in one bite, and the grade party will not be held until after the exam, and these two students should also have time to prepare well.

With the cross-era cross talk in the front, the few programs that were originally used as the finale became uninteresting, whether it was the performers or the people who watched it, they didn't have much thought, and after a few hastily perfunctory times, the whole party was over, however, Ling Xiaoxiao, who was originally just a foil for the school grass brother, was completely popular in Class 9.

In a campus where geniuses are rampant in the eighth middle school, unless you can bewitch to the extent of someone, otherwise it will not be particularly noticeable, Ling Xiaoxiao came back with the third prize of the English competition, and was only verbally praised by her classmates in the class, after all, the third prize is not the first prize, and there is no clear news that the college entrance examination can add points, there is nothing to envy.

However, this is different, talent is a very mysterious thing, no one knows how this thing is produced, and no one can say what this thing can do, but if you have a deep attainment in piano playing, people will say that you are talented, if you can write a best-selling book, people will also say that you are talented, like now, Ling Xiaoxiao can write such a cross talk joke, don't say whether she plagiarized, classmates will also say that she is talented, because they can't write, and they can't necessarily write it if they work hard, It's not like a culture class at all. So in the admiring eyes of her classmates, Ling Xiaoxiao became popular, even more popular than Brother Zhen and Zhou Gongzi. (To be continued......)