Chapter 15: The Black Shop
Ling'er walked around the street twice, changed her clothes, dressed up as a thin little boy, sorted out her baggage, stuffed everything else into her baggage except for food, and carried it to the pawnshop.
The guy saw that Ling'er was so thin and dressed ordinarily, so he naturally couldn't give a good look, and fiddled with the abacus in disgust: "Three sets of broken clothes, one set of articles, a total of three articles, four pairs of broken shoes, one article and two pairs, a total of two articles, a total of four articles!" ”
After the guy finished calculating, brushed and brushed, wrote a note and threw it out, he reached out and was about to grab the burden! Ling'er pulled the burden out and said angrily: "Hey! How do you settle the account, see clearly, this is obviously a new dress that you haven't worn, cotton, and it costs at least sixty or seventy yuan to buy a set in a ready-to-wear store outside, why are you only one penny? These shoes are too, so thick, so good workmanship, how can they be worth dozens of dollars a pair, and three and two are five, not four, you bully people! ”
"Hoho! Dead boy, are you trying to find fault? Hey! Lao Tzu bullied you today, you don't give you a penny as you do, you bite Lao Tzu twice? The man slapped the abacus and stretched out his arm to get the burden over!
Ling'er was prepared, took out a short stick from his arms and slapped it on the man's hand, took a few steps back with the burden, and the guy suddenly screamed in pain! shouted at the top of his voice: "Hemp, pig ears, come out quickly, someone has smashed the field!" ”
After a while, two people, one fat and one thin, ran out of the back hall and shouted: "Which person who doesn't have long eyes dares to come here to find fault?" Don't want to live anymore, do you? They looked around, but when they didn't see anyone, they kicked the wailing guy on the ground: "Monkey, man?" ”
"Below, the child with the burden!"
The two of them lowered their heads together, and saw that Ling'er, who was thin on the ground, was stunned, and the fat man laughed: "Monkey, you can't even deal with such a child?" What else is mixed up? Fuck off Lao Tzu early! ”
"Alas, my hands! Without further ado, catch him! The guy howled and yelled.
The fat man and the thin man glanced at each other, and the fat man slammed his fist with one hand and threatened: "Boy, hand over the things, Lao Tzu will let you go for the sake of your youth!" ”
Ling'er pretended to be pitiful and took two steps back with her burden: "Uncle, I... I'm not smashing the field! My mother was seriously ill and needed money to see a doctor, and my family had no money, so I had to use my grandfather and father's new clothes.
This dress was given by my aunt, and they all said that they would ask for sixty or seventy yuan, but this uncle said that it was only worth one penny and one set, and he didn't want to give money! Woo~~~ I can't get the money, my mother will die, woo woo~~~"
The fat and thin two saw Ling'er crying miserably, so they kicked the guy and said, "Hey! Monkey, you're going too far, aren't you? Look at this poor boy is so pitiful, why do you have to raise the price higher! Yes, hemp seeds! ”
"yes, yes, it's time to be higher!"
The guy sizzled and snorted, and found time to reply: "Fuck, what are you grinding!" Lao Tzu's price is high, let's drink the northwest wind! Quick, help me teach that kid a lesson, you have to grab something! ”
The fat and thin two muttered again, and the fat man seemed to be very righteous and stretched out a slap and said: "Boy, let's do it, this guy slams the door and only gives you five wen, we see that you are pitiful, double it for you, how about ten wen?" ”
Ling'er scolded secretly in her heart, originally thought that she could fool the past by pretending to be pitiful, if she could come up with two or three hundred Wen, it would be okay, damn it, ten Wen, send it to Huazi! So she didn't even bother to pretend, wiped her eyes, patted her clothes, stood up, didn't say a word, picked up her burden and walked to the door!
"Stop! Dead boy, don't be ashamed! What if the price rises for you? ”
Ling'er turned around and said lightly: "Thank you, no need, I'm not right!" ”
"Hey, that's not going to work, whoever enters our pawnshop, don't come up with this door without peeling off your skin! Boy, it's okay to go, leave things behind, people get out! ”
Ling'er raised her eyebrows, "If I don't want to!" ”
"Humph! Don't want to? Then don't blame our men for being ruthless! The fat and thin duo smashed their fists and approached step by step with a menacing momentum! Ling'er unhurriedly put the burden on the ground, straightened her clothes, took out the half-meter-long wooden stick from her arms, and prepared for the dry frame.
The two of them were stunned, looked at each other and laughed: "Little guy, you don't think that a small stick can beat the two of us, right?" Let me tell you, we are invincible opponents of Linxian...... Oops, oops~~~"
Before the two of them finished speaking, they fell to the ground with their legs clenched, wailing loudly! Ling'er knocked on the wooden stick in his hand and said: "Hehe, let me tell you, I am the vast hero who fights all over the world, specializing in dealing with you black-hearted profiteers, hum!" ”
"What... What a vast hero, no... Haven't heard of it! ”
"Hehe, this hero has just come out of the mountain, and he wanted to change some money and leave, but you have to force this hero to make a move, then this hero is welcome!" Ling'er stepped forward and hit the two of them twice on the back, and the two of them rolled on the ground in pain! And the guy behind the counter was already too scared to squeak, and he hid his head and tail under the counter!
Ling'er took a stick and knocked her hands while circling the two of them on the ground, going up and beating a few times from time to time, causing the two to kowtow in pain and beg for mercy! When the two of them were almost repaired, Ling'er carried the burden to the counter, climbed on the stool, smashed the burden on the counter, and said loudly: "Man, calculate for me, how much these things are worth!" ”
How dare the guy under the counter make a sound, shaking his ass and drilling in, thinking that then others will not see him! Ling'er slapped a stick on his ass in amusement, and the guy immediately rolled out in pain.
"If you hide it again, hide it again, I'll break your legs, rewrite it for me!"
"Yes, yes, write right away, write right away!" The guy got up and hurriedly wrote nonsense, tremblingly grabbed a handful of copper coins from the cash box and pushed them in front of Ling'er, Ling'er frowned slightly, and the guy quickly grabbed two more silver ingots and stuffed them!
Ling'er took the silver money and said with a smile: "Then thank you!" ”
She threw the burden to the man, jumped off the stool, and when she passed by the door, she didn't forget to kick the fat and thin two a few times, and warned: "I don't like other people's gossip, if I let me know that you go out and talk nonsense, hum!" ”
"The little ones don't dare, the little ones don't dare!" The two kowtowed again and again, Ling'er swaggered out of the pawnshop, looked around, ran to the side alley, turned left and right, and ran a few alleys until they confirmed that no one was following them, and then found a broken pyre and changed back to women's clothes. Then she carried her burden and lowered her head and pretended to be a timid little girl, and followed the crowd out of the town.
She walked out dozens of meters, and turned around to see that the archway at the entrance of the town was written with three big characters of 'Linxian Town', this place is actually called Linxian Town, hehe, I don't know which immortal is Lin? Ling'er shook her head funny, took the vast mountain as a reference, and walked in the direction of Wangjia Village in her memory.