Chapter 8 Fan Xu is here 2.0
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Open defecation is naturally uncivilized behavior, but no one can stop the dense clouds in the sky from peeing, so everyone has to hold up umbrellas, put on raincoats, and be careful not to become soup chickens.
Not long after Fan Hao and Zhuge Liang walked out of the school gate, they had to activate the backup plan. Zhuge Liang, a military strategist with a literary atmosphere, is under a rain or shine umbrella, which they borrowed from Su Ke's house. And Fan Xu wrapped himself tightly in a tightly fitting poncho, wishing that he could only show two eyes.
"Where do we go next?" Zhuge Liang asked.
"The supermarket, that's the easiest place to spend money." Fan's answer was calm and decisive.
So, one of the largest supermarkets in Dawn welcomed two strange customers. Speaking of weirdness, naturally it is not about their clothing and hair accessories, they have just been reborn, and they are still flat-headed, and the concept of haircuts has also been stored in their new memory, as for dressing, Zhuge Liang remembered that Shen Yu was very disgusted with the use of ancient etiquette, so their clothes were no different from modern people, not to mention, Shen Yu did not mean to provide them with ancient clothes at all. The reason why they are considered weird by supermarket employees and other customers is that the two of them look at the goods is too strange.
"Sir." The supermarket staff reminded, "You can put the selected items in the basket or in the trolley over there." ”
Shu Tingbei, who often goes to the supermarket, obviously forgot to share the relevant memories of the field she is best at with Zhuge Liang and Fan Xu, so that the two of them are now bulging.
They are obviously still used to putting things in the big sleeves of their robes, but unfortunately they are wearing modern clothes today. Looking around, I found that there were a few pockets in my pants, so I shoved a few bars of soap into them, and when I wanted to buy something else, I found that the pockets were too small. Fan Xu simply stuffed a soft pillow into his stomach. The unsuspecting customers who walked past them thought that this bearded man was ten months pregnant.
"Oh, I see, thank you so much." Zhuge Liang thanked the waiter again and again, took a cart and tried it, it seemed to be better than the wooden ox and flowing horse he invented.
In the midst of various praises from the surrounding onlookers, such as "**", "brain-dead" and "turtle", Zhuge Liang and Fan Xu threw all the goods on their bodies into the small cart.
"It's almost, we'll buy it later." Zhuge Liang heard the sounds around him, and his face was filled with all kinds of sweat, as well as the steam that was heated and evaporated by his red face.
Fan Xu also felt embarrassed, of course, it was better to choose to leave as soon as possible.
So the two of them pushed the cart and walked towards the cash register. After the cashier counted all the goods, Zhuge Liang took his eyes off her barcode scanner, and Fan Xu also finished the probe of the cashier's chest elevation, although he only got a general result, but he thought that if necessary, he still had to communicate, not to mention that there was an opportunity to create a dialogue now.
"Can we push this little cart away?" Fan Xu asked?
"Of course not!" The cashier counted the banknotes handed over to him by Zhuge Liang and said decisively, "This is our supermarket car, if you want, you can pay for it." ”
"Hey, that's weird." Fan Xu said with a puzzled face, "We can use the car when we buy things in the supermarket, but we can't use it if we give you money, so how can we transport the things in the car home?" ”
The cashier handed Zhuge Liang the change he had recovered, pouted disdainfully and said, "This is common sense, if you don't understand, go home and ask your mother." ”
Fan Hao was furious, one of the biggest problems after their rebirth was that they did not have parents, that is, they did not have a complete family, although this was also the motivation for them to work hard to start a business and establish a new family, but no matter how they formed, they could only marry wives and have children, and they would not have parents. The cashier's words undoubtedly struck a sore spot in his heart. …
"It's so inhumane!" Fan scolded him.
"It's our rule." The cashier continued to pout in disdain and shouted, "Next." ”
"Your rules are my business." As soon as Fan Hao finished scolding, the customers queuing behind him shouted: "Why are you so hard, go quickly, we have been queuing for a long time." "That's it, looking at you two dirt buns, I think you're very good when I buy things."
"Let's go!" Fan Hao packed up the goods and immediately turned around and pushed the cart away. How could the cashier let them push the cart away, immediately shouted: "Leave the cart behind!" ”
Fan Xu pretended not to hear it, and continued to push the cart forward, Zhuge Liang followed closely behind, and whispered to persuade: "Didn't you say that you can't be too impulsive like in your previous life?" ”
Hearing this, Fan Xu suddenly stopped, grinned, and showed his white teeth. "Impulsiveness is the devil, and unreasonableness is even more of a devil."
After speaking, Fan Xu continued to push the cart out.
Maybe Fan Xu wanted to satirize the inhumane regulations of the supermarket, but obviously the word "reasonable" has little to do with him.
Zhuge Liang had no choice but to shake his head and continue to follow behind Fan Xu. He began to feel more and more that Fan Xu had retained more elements of his previous life than himself. Dissatisfied with the brutal rule of the Qin Dynasty, he followed Liu Bang to rise up, dissatisfied with Liu Bang's preference for women and his belief in eunuchs, and he also admonished him many times. In short, he has done a lot of things similar to "straight in". If you have to use a modern word to evaluate Fan Xu at that time, then this word must be "angry youth". But Fan Xu, an indignant youth, has a very pertinent concept of right and wrong, and can be regarded as an excellent indignant youth, not an extremist who opposes it for the sake of opposition.
Of course, stubbornness, as one of the characteristics of the angry youth, is also vividly reflected in him. His stubbornness is probably enough to make Wang Anshi, a famous "reluctant minister" in the Song Dynasty, admire one or two, so Zhuge Liang's persuasion will not have too many echoes in his ears.
The result of such stubbornness is, of course, to attract the siege and interception of supermarket security guards. The shrill screams of the cashier behind him never stopped, and dozens of young men in front of him also blocked them tightly.
"I didn't come here to fight you." Fan Hao smiled and faced dozens of strong young men, "I'm just here to buy something." ”
The lads who would listen to what he had to say, the leader shouted, and rushed straight up.
Fan laughed out loud, kicked the front one over, dodged the second with a side dodge, took down the third with a heavy punch, and kicked the fourth man in the knee with a sharp kick, knocking him to the ground.
This series of actions shocked everyone else. For a moment, he didn't dare to step forward to stop him.
Fan Hao took the opportunity to shout to Zhuge Liang in the back: "Now people are swordsmen, and I am fish and meat." Run away! ”
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