【021】 The daily life of the deserted night
Nanke felt that the combination of Sima Ling and Deserted Night was really super against the sky.
Deserted Night is the second generation of dark demon gods, so high in the ranking of the genealogy of the demon gods, when Gu Kang only gives him second-level authorization, he can fight with Qianxue and Xia Chi to a tie, if Sister Ling is in a good mood and gives him a ninth-level authorization, then even if Nan Ke gives his life to give Qianxue and Xia Chi a tenth-level authorization, it is estimated that it will be given in vain.
Although Sima Ling's Minoan Labyrinth is not directly aggressive, it is an excellent trick to trap the enemy and delay time, and in Nanke's opinion, using the subspace labyrinth as a springboard, the Minoan Labyrinth Seal can even be used for burglary, or for dirty things such as peeping at girls taking baths.
Nank wanted to try his right hand and hold his left hand to see if he could use Solomon's Key to grant himself a temporary seal, and luckily he had a random exit from the Minoan Labyrinth.
"Stupid Xiaonan, I suggest you don't have any crooked thoughts." Chiyuki warned Nank about this, "Although the subspace labyrinth created by the Minoan Labyrinth is indestructible, there are many restrictions, such as the fact that the next maze can only be created after everyone has exited the labyrinth, and the possibility of facing unexpected dangers when the owner of the mark uses the cheat perk to open the second labyrinth exit. ”
"What danger?" Nank asked, "Is it possible to get out of the cheat exit and get embedded in cement?" ”
"That's right," Qianxue nodded, "Although the chance of being embedded in cement is very low, it can't be said that this situation is impossible." All in all, escaping from a cheat exit is not a good option, because if you're unlucky, you might fall into a as soon as you get back to the real world, while a normal exit is perfectly safe. ”
Hearing that if the Minoan Labyrinth was not operated properly, there was a danger of falling into the dung pit if she escaped from the cheating exit, Sima Ling couldn't help but be very afraid, she would rather be stabbed than fall into the dung pit. It seems that the day before yesterday, when she got out of the maze, she happened to come to Nanke's ice cream warehouse, and there was an element of luck in it.
In the battle with Gu Kangming, Sima Ling's shoulder was pierced by dust bullets, which was equivalent to a gunshot wound, while Nanke's seal pain was against four times gravity, and his body was also injured a lot, and both of them asked for a few days off from school to stay in Sima's mansion to recuperate.
There is nothing to say about the mansion of the Sima family, in short, it is spacious, gorgeous, rich, and because Sima Ling's parents are artists, the decoration is very tasteful.
Except for Sima Ling's bedroom, most of the other rooms are either hung with oil paintings of Sima Ling's mother or sculptures of Sima Ling's father.
Nanke, who has lived here for several years, knows that both oil paintings and sculptures are very popular with collectors at home and abroad, and once a thief once entered the mansion and stole a thousand yuan in a drawer, which was heard by collectors and became a joke, because the oil painting above the drawer and the sculpture under the drawer were worth far more than a thousand yuan, and if the thief knew the goods, he would not have to commit another crime for at least two or three years.
Sima Ling's grandfather (that is, Nanke's "second master") is not in the mansion now, there is an event to commemorate the veterans of the Anti-Japanese War invited him to attend, the old man flew to Sichuan today, and tomorrow to Myanmar, he is really busy.
Thanks to the absence of the second master, Nanke moved out of the mansion and rented a house near the school was not revealed.
As mentioned before, Sima Ling's parents are in the fifth divorce, her mother is now thriving in the French art scene, and only occasionally comes back to see her daughter when she is passing through China, and her father has always lived in a mansion, but even when Nanke was resident at this time, he often forgot that there was such a person in the family.
What a sculptor with a super eccentric temper! I have a spacious and bright mansion, but I lock myself in a cramped and dimly lit studio all year round, and I refuse to come out until I finish a work that is "great" enough!
The studio is located in a very remote corner of the first floor, separated from the surrounding environment by a five-meter-thick soundproof wall, and Nanke feels that even if a tank is driven into the living room on the first floor, Sister Ling's father can "keep his ears open to the outside of the window, and only carve Venus".
Because of Sima Ling's father's strange temper, the three-story mansion did not employ any servants or any guards, and it was only after the theft of the mansion that an automatic defense system was installed at the entrance and key areas.
Sima Ling couldn't clean the huge mansion alone, so many times she would call Nanke, a coolie, or call a cleaning company, and ask them to send excellent cleaners with the most neat hands and feet and try not to make noise when cleaning.
Now that she has the spirit of Deserted Night, Miss Sima no longer needs to worry about bodyguards, cleaners and the like.
"Deserted night, has the study on the first floor been cleaned? What about the studio on the second floor? Anyway, whether you just cleaned it 10 minutes ago or not, go clean it for me again! This is the Emperor's Decree! ”
"On a deserted night, there is always a strange flash of light outside the window on the third floor, and I suspect someone is peeping at us with a telescope! You investigate and give them a little warning if it does, but don't go too far. Why are you still stunned? This is also the Emperor's Decree! ”
"Deserted night, Xiao Nan and I are hungry, you go to the kitchen to cook something for us to eat! What the? Won't do it? If you don't know how to do it, you can learn! I'll give you a seventh-level authorization, and you can fly out of the atmosphere at the seventh level, can you still be stumped by learning to cook? You don't want to disobey the Emperor's decrees, do you? ”
After finding a personal doctor who was familiar to his grandfather to treat his shoulder wound, Sima Ling not only lay at home to recuperate, but also changed his way to bully and play at night.
As a second-generation demon god, the effect of the Emperor's Law on the deserted night was surprisingly good, and even if this melancholy young man was reluctant, he could only do what Sima Ling commanded.
Seeing that Deserted Night was busy in the mansion and could not stop for a moment, Nanke felt a little sympathetic for Deserted Night, and at the same time, a huge dissatisfaction also rose in his heart:
"What's the difference? They are all ring spirits, why do you listen to the Emperor so much in the wild night, but my ring spirit doesn't take me seriously at all! ”
Nanke stared at Xia Chi and Qianxue who occupied the refrigerator with resentment, and after the two sisters finished eating the fried chicken nuggets cooked in the deserted night, they were still unsatisfied, and even took out the unthawed chicken nuggets in the refrigerator and ate them.
Qianxue is Ice Demon God doesn't care whether it is thawed or not, and Fire Demon God Xia Chi only needs to hold the chicken nuggets in the palm of his hand for a few seconds to use the "human soldering iron" to roast the chicken nuggets.
"Don't eat it, you two foodies!" Nanke patted the coffee table in front of him and shouted, "Sister Ling's ring spirit wears an apron and works as a cook in the kitchen, but you two ring spirits only know how to eat!" Eat it both raw and cooked! Aren't you two ashamed!? ”
The two sisters stuffed a lot of things in their mouths, Qianxue was still chewing slowly, and didn't pay attention to Nanke, Xia Chi adjusted the relative position of the food in her mouth, and said in a whining voice:
"Who said that Arabia wore an apron! When I asked him if the french fries were cooked, I saw him standing in the kitchen without using his own hands at all, but manipulating gravity to let pots and pans automatically cook for him! His magic is so strong, even the oil star when stir-frying wants to collapse on him, I really don't understand why his ability is so convenient, why he still stares at the stove with a bitter face......"
"Nonsense!" Nanke complained, "You asked the sword god Ximen to blow snow to the kitchen to cut turnips, he can do it, but is he happy?" ”
At this time, Qianxue ate what was in her mouth, and after she drank a sip of cold milk to moisten her throat, she said in an unusual compliment:
"Deserted Night is really talented, with the control of gravity, he can read recipes on the iPad at the same time, while operating on three stoves at the same time, washing, chopping, stir-frying, I think he can do all the kitchen work of a small restaurant alone......"
"Even if the speed of cooking is so fast, it can't catch up with the speed of the two of you eating!" Nanker complained again, "Don't you have a grudge against the Dark Demon God? Why do you eat the food he makes now with peace of mind? ”
Xia Chi wiped the ketchup from the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "With the Emperor's ring, it is forbidden to fight privately with each other, unless Nanke and Miss Sima have a fight, otherwise we have no reason to fight with Wild Night...... And even if Deserted Night has a grudge against me, the food he makes has no grudge against me! Anyway, Deserted Night's cooking skills have improved rapidly, and his fried fries seem to be even better than where I work......"
"By the way, Xia Chi, Qianxue, and Xiaonan, what new things do you like to eat, just say, I'll let Desert Night learn."
Sima Ling, who was wearing pajamas and bandages on her shoulders, was half-lying and half-sitting on the bed of the concubine watching TV, but she had let out the deserted night.
Nanke sat on a sofa cushion away from Sima Ling, and while rubbing the red ring on the middle finger of his left hand, he asked indignantly:
"Xia Chi, Qianxue, it's time for you to tell me what the three Emperor's Decrees are, right? These days, you are eating and sleeping in Senior Sister Sima's house, compared to the conscientious and desolate nights, you two are pigs! ”
Hearing Nanke say this, Qianxue was very unhappy, and the silver-haired little Lori stood up straight next to the refrigerator, her hands parted to the sides, and took a light and elegant pose.
"Have you ever seen such a slender pig?"
"That's because you are demon gods, and you can't get fat when you eat!" Nanke said angrily, "Even Senior Sister Sima is very jealous of your characteristics, do you know? Don't talk to me about the irrelevant stuff, tell me what the three royal decrees are! ”
"I don't know," Sima Ling interjected, "I only need to add 'this is the Emperor's Decree' when I order Deserted Night, and he will obediently carry out the order." I think it is necessary for me to know how far he can obey my orders, and what the priority of the three royal decrees is. Qianxue, Xia Chi, can you tell me? ”