(Thanks to Nanhai Piao for the inspiration)

Before the army could get in front of me, I quietly took out a simple electric baton the size of a cigarette case and stabbed it in the thigh, and the high pressure of 40,000 volts instantly made me scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, extremely sour, and then, I saw me smoking.

Seeing that I kept convulsing, the expression on my face was cool and painful, and wisps of green smoke were coming out, he suddenly trembled a little, and he muttered, "Do you have epilepsy?" ”

I was in a sour mood, and I didn't want to speak, so I had to spit out a puff of black smoke from my mouth, which was spraying on his face, and at this time, Su Diao's complex also flew to my side, with an angry expression, and raised his hand to kill the strong son, I hurriedly whispered to stop: "Sister, it's okay!" ”

Su Diao's complex retracted her fist angrily, pushed Hadron away violently, and she squatted beside me and asked, "It's okay, right?" ”

I nodded: "A few more times and I'll be addicted!" ”

At this time, a large number of my classmates finally came to their senses and ran to me one by one to check my injuries, and Zhou Yu asked me anxiously: "Damin, are you okay?" Do you want to call an ambulance? ”

I shook my head: "It's okay, I guess it's just scratched skin!" ”

Zhou Yu was still a little uneasy when he saw the three or four inches of wounds and blood stains on my pants, so he took out the phone directly and prepared to dial 110.

I grabbed the phone and said to him with a smile: "Squad leader, it's really okay!" Believe it or not! As I spoke, I tore some of the gaps in my pants, revealing my white thighs, as delicate as they were.

Zhou Yu and his classmates were stunned for a long time, and they probably didn't understand what was going on, let alone where the blood stains on the pants came from, I saw the doubts in their hearts, and explained with a smile: "It is estimated that it was the blood of that person just now!" I don't have anything to do, let's go, let's continue, don't sweep everyone's Yaxing because of this. ”

Zhou Yu looked at my face for a long time, and suddenly said, "Damin, I found that you seem to have changed?" Someone stabbed you just now, and slapped a brick on your head, are you sure you didn't call the police or something? ”

I got up from the ground lightly, put my arm around Zhou Yu's shoulder, and said as I continued walking: "Squad leader, don't worry about this, I know it in my heart!" ”

Zhou Yu sighed and stopped dwelling on this matter.

Talking all the way, soon, the depressing atmosphere brought by the attack just now disappeared without a trace, Zhang Qiang chased for a long time and did not catch up with the perpetrator and walked back dejectedly, after checking my body for a while, he suddenly remembered my life-saving trick, and then this guy changed his ashamed expression and became indifferent.

Qiangzi is now probably muttering in his heart, people like him are different from Feng Yuran's kind of dumb children, Feng Yuran likes nothing more than a few points, one is the recognition of others, the second is face, and the third is perverted psychology.

Although the strong son does not have strong financial resources to support them to do evil, but it is more like a stinger in society, this kind of person has a dark psychology, every day he feels that he is not afraid to wear shoes with bare feet, and he will dance with a knife to make a wooden warehouse at every turn, they only recognize money, and will only play with women, who accidentally offends this kind of person must walk carefully every day, not to mention which one accidentally falls into the sewer, the characteristics of this kind of person: one, fierce, two, shameless, three, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, four, if you can fight, you can run, five, impulsive.

But he met me.

If he doesn't expose himself in person, he doesn't want to break Wang Meiyan's face, but there are many buddies around me, there are many cows, there are many biao people, and most importantly, there are many ghosts, so he doesn't come and play all the time?

Zhang Qiang also saw some doorways, he quietly walked up to me and asked me: "Damin, you should call the police about this matter, so that they don't dare to mess around!" ”

I shook my head: "I'd better solve this matter myself, the police can't follow me every day to protect me, right?" This grandson Bacheng wants me to shut up, he is afraid that I will delay his plan to cheat money! ”

Zhang Qiang: "Cheating money? Whose money is it to cheat? ”

"I don't know how many people I deceived, but this guy was still in my house the day before yesterday to pick Pingping and Mingming!" I snorted at Wang Meiyan again: "Also, my stupid classmate must be one!" Looking at Wang Meiyan's posture, eighty percent of them have true feelings for this grandson, just now I heard the two of them talking about marriage, this thing is really hurtful, otherwise I would have pierced him just now. ”

Zhang Qiang: "Although this matter is not within the scope of my work, I must report it to the Public Security Bureau!" ”

Su Diao's complex, who had been listening to me and Zhang Qiang, snorted coldly: "I don't think it's necessary, I'll kill him tonight!" ”

Zhang Qiang and I were stunned and speechless.

"You can't do this, it's a crime, you know?" Liu Qian spoke.

Zhang Qiang and I suddenly showed gratifying eyes, it is still a little more human civilization.

But soon, Liu Qian continued: "We can fix him, I will let them take off his arms and legs at night, and he will definitely not be able to harm people without hands and feet!" ”

It doesn't look like it, this shows the importance of making friends to make good friends!

Zhang Ping objected: "This will not work, if you do this, wouldn't it be tantamount to an abuse of lynching?" ”

Zhang Qiang said to Zhang Ping gratefully: "What this beauty said is reasonable, this matter has to be handled by the public security organs, you can't mess around." ”

The Dark Bird smiled and said: "That is, Pingping and I are also servants below, we are walking together, I think we should find enough evidence, and it will be enough to sentence him to a palace punishment when the time comes!" ”

Zhang Qiang almost fell to the ground, and at this moment, Liu Guoquan came over with a smile and asked Zhang Qiang: "Oh, what are you talking about?" Why are you still in a prostration? ”

Zhang Qiang hugged Liu Guoquan, turned around and left, muttering in a low voice as he walked: "You stupid girl, don't interact with their family in the future, their family is not human!" ”

……

About 20 minutes, we walked to the golden throat, although I am a native of the coal city, but this golden throat is really the first time to come, this is a seven-story building, the first floor is the performing arts field, the second floor to the fourth floor is a big bag of clear water, the fifth floor is a bath, the sixth floor and the seventh floor are guest rooms, yes, I used to have a monthly salary of more than 2,000 yuan, not enough to have a trip here.

The waiter seems to have been instructed by Wang Chongyang, a foreman greeted us warmly, led us to a private room on the second floor, when ordering, Zhou Yu originally wanted to be awesome, took the list and looked at it for a long time, asked how much this wine was, asked how big the fruit plate was, the foreman kept smiling all the time, and when Zhou Yu finished asking, she smiled and said to us: "Boss Feng has already explained, all your consumption today is free, you just look at the point!" ”

Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment: "Do I have such a big face?" ”

The waiter smiled and stood aside with a smile.

At this time, some classmates remembered a bunch of my relatives, and He Wei came to my side and said, "You can't really be Boss Feng's relatives, right?" ”

I smiled and said to him, "Low-key, low-key!" ”

Next is the time to be hilarious, there are singing, there are playing dice, there are holding beer bottles to blow on bottles, there are three or two gathered together to bite their ears, Su Diao compound didn't want to sing, but I really can't stand the harassment of my classmates, after all, Chen Yuanyuan used to be a local star in film and television songs, and it would be a bit too much to say if he didn't miss two hands on this occasion.

She first sang a song of laughter and pride, singing with gritted teeth and fierce spirits, which scared a bunch of my classmates into a daze, Zhou Yu asked me in horror: "Your sister-in-law has a grudge against Mr. Jin?" ”

Then, she sang another song about the ghost love, but obviously her voice and tune had changed, and Zhou Yu was stunned again: "If you don't say it's a star, I thought it was sung by the two of you when you listen to it with your eyes closed!" ”

Liu Qian sang a song of Xiaosan, her love was sincere, and Zhou Yu sighed: "Is your daughter-in-law someone outside?" ”

Zhang Pingqing sang a song, the lyrics are more difficult to understand than nervousness, anyway, I didn't understand, I heard a few words similar to "I'll kill you", "I'll do it, kill you", "I'll go to your mother", I didn't know after she came down, she sang it in a dialect of the underworld, the lyrics probably mean to wish everyone a happy life, Zhou Yu still squeezed around me and sighed: "What, I thought she scolded her mother!" ”

She sang a song I am a little bird, and she cried while singing, and Zhou Yu also showed a touched look: "The singing is so good, if you don't imitate it while singing, it will be much more perfect!" ”

During the period, several female classmates came to invite me to dance, but I declined, and after the four women sang, everyone coaxed me to sing a song, I pondered for a long time, and chose a KTV jack-of-all-trades: friends.

Halfway through the song, Zhou Yu said to me with tears in his eyes: "You better stop singing!" I'm touched when others are singing, and when you sing, I think of my dead grandmother......"

Hell, what kind of mess is this, is there a connection between the two? However, judging from the expressions of the other students, it was really painful, and I sang a high voice and handed over the microphone.

Then Zhou Yu sang a song about my old squad leader, this grandson will really put gold on his face.

He Wei sang a song about you at the same table, winning bursts of applause.

Zhang Jing sang a song I want to have a home, which immediately resonated with a bunch of singles.

Liu Guoquan sang a song When love is a thing of the past, he looked at me from time to time when he sang it, so that Zhang Qiang didn't look at me with good eyes now.

When it was Zhang Qiang's turn, this guy sang a Chinese ghost story, which reminded me to pay attention to proportions and not forget my identity.

The most hateful is the strong son, this guy sang a song of swords and swords with bare arms, with a fierce look in his eyes, full of hooligan atmosphere.