Chapter 68: A Good Show
Waited and waited last night, I didn't wait for the 4,000 monthly ticket, so I had to go to sleep sadly, and I got up this morning to see it, woo woo woo you tossed people's little goblins, you must have deliberately abused obsessive-compulsive disorder......
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Those soldiers, changing their previous indifference, suddenly smiled very humbly, with a hint of pride in their humility, and signaled to Jing Hengbo: "Please." β
Although it was an inquiring tone, he had ordered someone to clear the way and clear a way.
"That's it." The soldier accompanying the leader immediately smiled maliciously, "Ahead is Zhongqu Street in our Shangyuan City, and it is the main avenue that divides Shangyuan. The king is benevolent, every month, looking at the sun, allowing good people on both sides of the avenue to set up stalls to sell their arts, there is a good show today, do you want to take a look first? β
Mr. Mu had been listening with a smile on the side, and did not interject, and suddenly said, "It seems to be very lively ahead." β
Jing Hengbo stopped talking. She is definitely not someone that Chai Yu trusts very much now, so let him believe it or not.
Chai Yu was silent for a long time, and said in a low voice: "It's someone I trust......"
Jing Hengbo frowned, she felt that something was wrong, "Who told you that?" What kind of doctor? β
"This ......" Chai Yu said in a daze, "I am drinking medicine because of edema, and the doctor has taken care of it, and the cold-blooded food conflicts with the medicine I use, which is absolutely inedible, otherwise it will lead to aggravation of the condition." β
She didn't ask, nodded and said: "I have some recipes here, diet formulas and exercise requirements on how to lose weight, and copy them to you, if you do it strictly according to the requirements, it will be effective." On weekdays, I also eat more fungus, winter melon, barley and the like. β
Jing Hengbo squinted at him, this guy was obviously anxious just now, and he cared about his obesity very much, but now he refused to say anything.
Chai Yu opened his mouth, and said with difficulty for a while: "...... Actually, it's nothing, it's just so fat. I've been fat for a few years now...... Got used to ......"
"There are so many ways to treat obesity. For mild obesity, choose a low-calorie, low-fat diet, supplemented by exercise, and take your time. For moderate to severe obesity, it is necessary to prescribe the right medicine according to the cause of obesity. You seem to have said that you weren't fat in the first place, so what is causing you to be obese? β
In her opinion, although this Chai Yu person is smart, he is preoccupied and has a bad complexion, and his obesity is mostly caused by endocrine disorders caused by mental stress.
Jing Hengbo was proudβshe finally had a chance to sell off her true knowledge. If you want to talk about the understanding of weight loss, she claims to be the second and no one can call it the first, thinking that in order to control her weight, she has studied all the obesity taboos.
"Is there a way to cure it?" Chai Yu asked stupidly.
"Who says you won't get fat if you eat less?" Jing Hengbo smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Obesity is pathological, psychogenic, and even environmental. Excessive stress, endocrine disorders, mental state disorders, irregular diets, and even skipping breakfast and supper, and only eating snacks and skipping meals can lead to obesity. I don't think you're sick, but if you want to say you're sick, you're obese. β
"Obesity?" Chai Yu looked incredulous, "I'm not ...... Are you born with edema? The doctor has seen it and used a lot of medicines, but it has no effect. But all the doctors said that it was a disease, a swelling caused by body weakness and heat, not obesity, and I also ate very little, so it was impossible to be obese. β
"Frost mulberry leaf tea can cure obesity." Jing Hengbo said, "Go back and eat." β
Chai Yu was looking at the crowded streets in front of him, his eyes were remembrance, and he vaguely heard this sentence, "Ah......", calmed down, Huo Ran turned his head, "Ah? Why did Your Majesty say this? β
Jing Hengbo still didn't seem to feel anything, and chatted with Chai Yu, "Chai Yu, I just saw a shop selling mulberry leaf tea, and I'll go back and weigh you two catties." β
Another round of well-prepared challenges, failed.
The street is back to normal. The vegetable seller sells the vegetables, the shouting and drinking, the lower laying board of the lower plank.
The energy had to be taken back, and everyone looked at each other stupidly, and continued to do their own thing.
The people on the street were holding back their cheers in their throats, almost choking out their internal injuries.
The spitter, holding up his sleeves in a daze, looked at her back, forgetting to wipe his face.
Jing Hengbo still didn't seem to know anything, and walked over with a smile.
The street suddenly became quieter, and in any direction you looked, you were all dumbfounded.
The phlegm suddenly turned, and in front of everyone's eyes, it snapped back into the spitting man's face.
The crowd was ready to applaud and cheer up.
The thick phlegm flew in the air, and Jing Hengbo's skirt was only a finger away.
Everyone's eyes flashed, flashing with anticipation and excitement.
Jing Hengbo didn't seem to notice it at all.
Suddenly, someone walked by Jing Hengbo's side, as if intentionally or unintentionally, turned his head, took a mouthful of phlegm, and spit on Jing Hengbo's dress.
The fist that was swung out smashed into the air, and everyone was a little stupid, feeling very bored.
The hostile atmosphere they created had no effect on the queen, but also on the other two retinue, the one in a wheelchair, whispering to the queen about the merits of the city's design, talking and laughing, as if no one was around. Although the fat man's face was slightly pale, he also looked calm, and his eyes were slightly stunned.
The eyes of the soldiers and the people gradually became surprised, and they found that the queen was not holding on, she was really under such a huge pressure, carefully observing and understanding Shangyuan City.
Although there are not many shops on both sides of the road, there are basic ones, which makes her slightly surprised, this kind of closed-door city, must rely on agriculture and forestry to support the economy, it is difficult to develop commerce, which shows that the so-called closed-door self-defense of Shangyuan is fake, there must be some secret channels to the outside world, and trade with neighboring countries.
Others are looking at her, she is looking at this unique male city in the great wilderness, seeing that this city is deep, the road is wide, the road is smooth and tidy, although the people are not beautiful, but they are also neatly dressed, and they can't help but sigh that Ming Yan An Taoguang is obscure, and he is really very capable of governance.
Jing Hengbo was smiling, she didn't seem to feel the hostility and pressure from all sides.
They squinted at Jing Hengbo, wondering if this delicate queen would turn pale with shock and cry? Will you ask to go home?
The extreme hostility and silence of the large crowd naturally formed a mountain of pressure, and even the soldiers who escorted Jing Hengbo into the city felt uncomfortable, and subconsciously clenched the hand holding the knife.
On the originally lively street, everyone turned sideways, cold-eyed, and in the silence, only the sound of the wooden wheel of Mr. Mu's wheelchair rolling over the bluestone pavement was heard.
Different from the reaction of the seven killings in Qifeng Town, when the chickens and dogs jumped and ran away, what was shown here was indifference, hostility, silent protest, and full of cold violence.
As she went deeper and deeper into the city, the people gathered more and more, no one spoke, no one moved, they gathered by the roadside, their eyes coldly watching the threesome.
When the shop saw her approaching, it immediately closed the door, and the sound of crackling continued.
If you buy and sell vegetables and bargain, pick up the basket and leave.
The hostility of the people of Shangyuan City was really everywhere, Jing Hengbo just appeared at the city gate, and the people near the city gate all got out of the way.
However, this road is not very smooth.
This time, the group of sergeants who led them into the city did not dare to ride horses, and honestly walked with them.
Jing Hengbo smiled and watched him toss. Check it, it's good to find out if the heavens are angry and people are resentful, as long as the king is willing, it is possible to smash it from the sky, and when the time comes, do you want to be afraid of the heavens and commit suicide collectively?
This is the big thing, he didn't care about making things difficult for Jing Hengbo anymore, while ordering someone to take Jing Hengbo into the city, he walked away quickly, ordered the whole army to rectify, and began to inquire about it.
The general was stunned, he was puzzled and shocked by this, the brick just now was obviously shot from the city, could it be that there were already people lurking in the city, or there were her spies in the city?
"First, I'm a woman, not a hero. Second, the bricks are shot from within your city, so find out for yourself who is behind them. Jing Hengbo smiled and groaned and exercised his hands.
"The dignified queen, what kind of hero is she who hurts people with a secret weapon?" The general's angry voice blocked her path.
"Then I'll go shopping on my own." Jing Hengbo was not angry.
"Don't think!" The general spat at a mouthful.
"Let's walk around this Shangyuan City with me." She said.
When the general stood in front of her with a dirty face, Jing Hengbo smiled slightly, as if he didn't see his murderous gaze.
Jing Hengbo and Chai Yu had already pushed Mr. Mu's wheelchair and avoided it. When it finally stopped, there were no more people and horses standing on the ground.
With a wave of her hand, a black brick shot out of the city like lightning, and hit the general's horse's leg, the horse was caught off guard, and was suddenly frightened, raised its hooves and neighed, and seemed to be stabbed by something, jumping around, the general was not weak, before being knocked down, one of them overturned and fell off the horse, but the rest of the horses were already startled by the horse, and the commotion was as rapid as the plague, and the city gate was in turmoil, neighing, shouting, and shouting, and people turned over on their backs, and became a mess.
"I am the Queen of Blackwater, and the entire tortoiseshell army and people are my people." She laughed, "I walk, you dare to ride a horse?" Get down! β
Jing Hengbo smiled, he and the soldiers rode horses, and the three of them were surrounded in the middle on foot? That's good, escort.
"Then," the general seemed to expect her to say this, and leaned over with a sneer, looking at her face unscrupulously, "the queen is on foot, and I can accompany her." It's just that I'm waiting for the Naifu Guards, and I can't dismount if I have nothing to do during the city patrol, and I ask the queen for forgiveness. β
Jing Hengbo smiled and said, "The three of us don't ride horses. β
There are three of them, one is in a wheelchair and can't ride a horse, and the other is too fat to be afraid of climbing off the horse, these people seem to be polite, but in fact they are deliberately humiliating.
Jing Hengbo looked at the three horses, very tall, with vertical and horizontal manes, although they were led, they couldn't help but blow their noses, and their big hooves kept digging the ground irritably, obviously wild and untamed fierce horses. I'm afraid it won't please you if you ride it, and more importantly, the horse is not saddled, so you can't sit at all.
Soon someone brought three horses, and the person who led the horses laughed strangely: "Please Your Majesty get on the horse." β
Seeing that Jing Hengbo and the three of them did not come on horseback, he sneered, raised his chin, and said, "Prepare horses for Your Majesty and your family." β
Behind him, the two armies were lined up, and the army was neat. The general's golden armor was brilliant, his cloak was like fire, and he proudly overlooked Jing Hengbo on his horse, motionless, and seemed to have no intention of dismounting to greet him.
These words were heard by a gold-armored general riding a horse, who was originally looking at Jing Hengbo with some amazement, surprised by Jing Hengbo's beauty and youth, hearing this, his face changed suddenly, he snorted coldly, and a trace of coldness flashed in his eyes.
Jing Hengbo strolled in with a smile and said, "Sluts are hypocritical. β
The meeting of the superiors has not yet begun, and they will compete and intrigue with each other.
It's a pity that Jing Hengbo doesn't eat this set. Mr. Mu rebelled against the army. If they really turn around and leave, or count one, two, three Shangyuan and then open the city gate, Shangyuan's side will fall into passivity, so they have to open the city gate immediately.
In other words, they had already been mentally prepared for Jing Hengbo to bring two people here, and they were going to accept it, but they wanted to say that they wanted Jing Hengbo to wait under the city and dry her heart.
The city gate opened widely, and the speed was very fast, obviously Jing Hengbo and his party arrived, and the sergeants had already seen it and waited under the city to open the door.
"Queen, please stay!" The city shouted again, "Your Majesty has a noble status, and you should bring your entourage into the branch to serve the branch, please enter the city!" β
"Your Majesty, you wait for men; Your Majesty has only a few people, and you and hundreds of thousands of soldiers and civilians; Your Majesty is a guest, and you are the Lord; There are two more attendants around Your Majesty, and you don't dare to let them into the city, so cowardly, Your Majesty disdains to sit at the same table. You don't have to go back, let's go back, presumably from now on, the people of the Great Wilderness will definitely be able to see the courage and courage of the Shangyuan army and people. After Mr. Mu finished speaking, he turned the wheelchair, accompanied by Jing Hengbo with a smile, and the two turned around together.
There was a wave of flags in the city, and someone shouted: "My king clearly agreed that the queen would come alone, why did he bring two others?" I need to go to the palace to report, and I have to wait for a reply after three sounds, it's too domineering, right? β
Jing Hengbo smiled and said, "Mr. Mu, who knows me, too." β
Mr. Mu had already raised his head and said to the city: "Your Majesty the Queen of Blackwater, come at the request of the city lord, please open the city gate within three sounds, otherwise we will leave." β
Jing Hengbo smiled and turned his head to look at the city.
"As long as Your Majesty remembers." He replied softly.
Jing Hengbo looked at him and smiled slowly: "You seem to have forgotten?" β
She saw Mr. Mu pause slightly, and then smiled: "Your Majesty has always come to Yana to advise, and I really remember it." β
Jing Hengbo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "You and Mr. Mu are in agreement, and he also advised me to come before." As he spoke, he subconsciously glanced at Mr. Mu.
"Your Majesty, the ceremony must not be abolished, otherwise how can you establish your authority in the future?" Chai Yu refused to compromise and replied seriously.
"Don't come with me for these courtesies." Jing Hengbo waved his hand, "It's too restrained." β
"Your Majesty is wise." Chai Yu bowed.
Mr. Mu understood her, but when he smiled, Chai Yu couldn't help but glance at her. Jing Hengbo felt his gaze and smiled: "Think I'm too arrogant? It's called self-confidence. If I don't have confidence, aren't my subordinates even less confident? β
Jing Hengbo looked at it and praised it: "Good city." She smiled contentedly, as if the city was already hers.
The Shangyuan city wall is nearly four zhang high, which can be described as the first among all cities. The circumference is nearly twenty miles, and the city wall grinds bricks and grouts, and the seams are tightly sealed. The city has four city gates and urn cities, eight tall city towers, four city corner towers, and dozens of small buildings along the city are stacked with thousands of plates, densely packed, together with the cold light of the weapons of the soldiers on the city, together with the people below.
"Shangyuan City is so majestic!" Mr. Mu's exclamation pulled her thoughts back, and Jing Hengbo looked up, feeling that his neck was a little sourβit was really high.
Near and far, similar and dissimilar, suspicious and affirmative...... She was really insane.
While they were discussing, Jing Hengbo was in a trance - Mr. Mu, who was talking eloquently in front of him, was obviously still in the carriage, and Mr. Mu was discussing the tortoiseshell situation with her!
Mr. Mu talked eloquently, and even Chang Fang had nothing to say, so everyone immediately arranged for someone to respond and formulated a detailed plan.
Now the arrival of Jing Hengbo, sweeping the Sixteen Gangs and seizing the three counties, is an opportunity. And the attitude of the people of Shangyuan is the key.
For the people, it doesn't matter who is the boss, just be good to them. For so many years, Shangyuan City has been closed and self-contained, although food and clothing are self-protecting, but there are many inconveniences, it is difficult to develop, and the people may not have the idea of going out, but outside Shangyuan City, there has always been a bad Sixteen Gang, and no one dares to come out.
This is an inviting move, which can not only effectively counter the blackening of Ming Yan'an, but also make the people of Shangyuan have a good impression, and even make the people of the three counties under her current rule return to their hearts, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone.
And this is a good opportunity, the queen is a mere female official, and she goes to danger alone, and she cherishes her subordinate lord so much, and she will definitely love the people like a son in the future, right?
If you want the people of Shangyuan to understand the queen thoroughly, the queen really has to make an appearance in Shangyuan City in person.
But in fact, Jing Hengbo is the orthodox king, and he is the real queen of the black water in the imperial court, how can he make the magpie's nest occupied, and wantonly slander?
Listen to Yan An's teahouse and restaurant in the city, a gathering place for people to gather, arrange for a storyteller to say what "The Queen's Romantic History", and describe Jing Hengbo as a slut and a baby, who is full of people, vicious, and seizes power with a posture, and so on......
The two sides argued, but in the end, it was Mr. Mu's reason that persuaded Chang Fang and others. He said that there were 50,000 soldiers in Shangyuan City, but the rest were mostly ordinary people, who had been under the rule of Ming Yan'an, presumably Ming Yan'an must have brainwashed the people at this time, blackened Jing Hengbo, and made the people resistant to Jing Hengbo, so as to maintain his Shangyuan City.
And Yingbai and the others who followed her all the way over did not regard Zirui as a female official, and they also knew Jing Hengbo's strength better, she may not be a martial artist, when it comes to self-protection and the ability to hurt others, she is absolutely one of the best in the world, Yingbai and others agree that Jing Hengbo will take action in person, and let Shangyuan City see the queen's strength.
The great sages, although they have a good character and cherish the people, are born as feudal scholars after all, and they are inevitably limited by class, and they always feel that the king is like the sky, and the ministers are like stones, and there is no reason to hit the sky with stones. No matter how important a female official is, send a master to save it, Your Majesty is honorable, and you can't take danger lightly for your subordinates.
The representatives of this group of people are the great sages Chang Fang, Qu Ti and others, the old guys are very quiet, and they really came all the way from the emperor's song, saying that they want to help Jing Hengbo look at the power of this tortoiseshell Shilin, the old guys have a valuable character, Dehui is in the world, and they are admired by the people and scholars, and most of the new staff members are also their disciples, they arrive, Jing Hengbo welcomes them with both hands and feet. This is a clear civil official frame, and there have always been military generals and no civilian officials under her command, which can be regarded as a good start.
Regarding the question of whether she should go into danger in person, there was a lot of debate after the subordinates. A group of people who have newly accepted her and newly defected to her all think that His Majesty's status is precious, Zirui is just a female official, how can there be a reason for the queen to be alone in danger for a female official, and a group of new staff members are eager to try, and they have a great desire to go to the danger in person instead of His Majesty, go to the enemy camp to negotiate, rescue the female official, and grab the first credit.
The rest of the people secretly sneaked around, answering and waiting for an opportunity to enter the city.
At dawn, Jing Hengbo did not shoot an arrow at Shangyuan City again, expressing a request to bring two entourages, she came directly to Shangyuan City with Mr. Mu and Chai Yu.
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But at this time, three hours had passed since Pei Shu entered the city, and he had already blended into the vast sea of people in Shangyuan City.
Huanggang ordered martial law to the whole city, and wantonly searched and arrested - someone had infiltrated Shangyuan City!
However, when Huang Gang, the chief general of Ming Yan'an, heard about this, he immediately pointed out that there were suspicious points, where did the poisonous snake come from in the first winter? Still climbing the tower? Second, what about the soldier's clothes?
Because of the preliminary investigation, the soldier seems to have been bitten to death by a poisonous snake.
The city was in a state of panic, but it was not long before the defenders ordered that the rest of the gates and garrisons should not be alarmed.
Half an hour later, when the guard at the battlement changed shifts, it was discovered that one of the soldiers had died.
Then he hid in the shadow of the tower, and after half a quarter of an hour, the patrol guard at the head of the city changed, and when he passed through the shadow of the corner tower, he swam out like a snake, and followed silently at the end, and went down the city.
He took a viper out of his sleeve, broke his neck, and threw it at the soldier's feet.
He hoisted the soldier's body from under the city, and leaned against the battlement, his dagger was poisonous, and the corpse stiffened after stabbing him, and he stood upright.
Sure enough, when he climbed up to the top of the city, the soldiers next door were still yawning boredly.
The battlement he chose was exactly at the corner, forming a dead angle with the surrounding battlement, and it was difficult to find the movement here if he didn't pay attention.
There, there was a mirror buried in the soil, Pei Shu calculated the angle, buried the mirror in the soil, and then climbed the city wall, pointed a dagger at the mirror to shine the reflection, attracting soldiers to lean out of the city.
As he put away his dagger, there was a flash of light at the base of the wall, the same light that had attracted the soldier before.
After everything was finished, Pei Shu put away the dagger hanging on his waist, the dagger was made of soft iron, and the light was dazzling.
This action is difficult for others to do, and for Pei Shu, who has been honing in the Heavenly Ash Valley for many years, and his body has long been unimaginably flexible, there is no problem at all.
Pei Shu himself hung upside down on the city wall, side by side with the corpse, and changed into the corpse's clothes in no hurry.
In the night, the corpse was hanging against the wall in the shadow under the city wall, not to mention that the people in the city could not see it, and even the people in the city could not find it.
Pei Shu hung upside down on the city wall, grabbed the soldier's corpse with both hands, and deftly flipped it over, already peeling off the soldier's military uniform. Then he pulled out a strap, tied the corpse, and hung it on the battlement.
He grinned, a slightly cruel and bright smile, Pei Shu.
With a soft sound, the man flipped upside down and climbed against the wall, pressing the heel of his boot just to hold down the slightly turbulent wire that was pulling above the battlement.
But it was too late, and the man under the battlement stretched out his hand, strangled him by the neck, and with a loud sound, the soldier's head hung limply, and the whole person was silent, and was dragged off the wall.
The soldiers were shocked, they never expected that there were people under the battlements of the city wall, and their first reaction was to pull the iron wire copper bell hidden in the inner side of the city wall.
The snow-white face, just under the battlement, suddenly emerged from the gray mist and the dark night, and almost faced him, and the eyes were raised to meet him, full of ridicule and malice!
Suddenly he saw a face!
This aroused his curiosity, and he couldn't help but lean out more.
Suddenly, he saw something under the base of the wall, shining and shining.
His gaze wandered around in a daze, and his body disobeyed the rules and leaned out of the city.
A soldier standing in front of the battlement, looking a little tired, standing guard for a long time, people will be inert, not to mention that there has been no nuisance here for many years, even if Shangyuan City is attacked, the enemy will not choose this city gate.
However, no matter how strict the system and precautions are, people must do it, and people are the most unreliable.
When it comes to being heavily guarded and there are no loopholes, Shangyuan City is called the second, and no one dares to call it the first, even the defense of Emperor Ge, because it involves the interference between intricate interest groups, is not as monolithic as it.
But the so-called laxity, is also relative, the head of the city a quarter of an hour a sentry, every five battlements station one person, there are copper bells in the city connected by silk threads, anyone who wants to turn over the city, will affect the wire copper bell, as long as there is any movement up and down the city, alarm one person is to alarm the whole city, alarm the whole city will be ignited beacon fire, the beacon fire will be ignited, the garrison under the city and the garrison of the nearby city gate will gallop to help, the entire Shangyuan City will enter a state of martial law. Not to mention that all the castle towers and corner tower mechanisms will be activated immediately.
Shangyuan City Head lit a dense light, according to the custom, facing the border of Ningjin County on this side of the city wall, the lights and soldiers are the most dense, patrol posts and passwords are constantly coming, and close to the west gate of Heishuize, because ordinary people will not approach there, relative guard should be lax.
At the beginning of the night, Xiongcheng stood in the gray mist unique to Kuromizuzawa.
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Huang Neizhi was happy in his heart, although this person was wonderful, but sure enough, his heart was as clear as a mirror, and he immediately responded respectfully. Hurry out of the palace, order everyone to quit, not to approach within a hundred feet, and order to quickly gag everything that can scream in the imperial garden - that guy is not allowed to make noise! What if one of the birds calls and he goes crazy?
Huang Neishou had no choice but to respond, and was thinking about how to repay his master, the strange thing of the brocade man, the brocade man suddenly stopped again, and said, "Your master wants me to help." OK. Look at my mood. I'll talk about it when I'm rested. Until then, don't bother me. β
The brocade-clothed man got up, as if instructing his own subordinates, and said casually: "I don't like to be served in the bath, so you all go down." β
Sure enough, the man listened, nodded, waved his hand, and immediately there was a guard carrying a large box on his back, put down the box, and the box opened, and there were countless small compartments inside, and different compartments were placed with different clothes, according to the color, style, and use, and each compartment was labeled. A guard said: "Today is the third year of junior high school, wear white." The other guard put on his gloves and took out a whole set of clothes, from the outer robe to the dark coat to the underwear to the belt socks, a color of white silk brocade. I wrapped it in snow-white mulberry linen paper. He took out a full set of toiletries, held them in his hands, and then followed the palace people and went in to arrange them first.
While scolding in his stomach, he diligently stepped forward to ask the Jinyi man if he wanted to take a bath and rest, but this time he didn't dare to recommend anything indiscriminately. God knows what perverted requirements this guy has?
Huang Neishou also felt the pain and decided to ask the Lord tonight to change errands.
When he came back after vomiting blood, the brocade man had already finished eating the symmetrical cake, and he really looked pained.
I couldn't help it, so I went out and vomited blood for a minute......
Huang Neishou clutched his chest and went out silently.
"Yes." The guards replied solemnly, "The subordinates can't wait for the fire, so they must practice hard." β
The brocade man watched them operate and sighed: "You still have to learn more from Japanese, he cuts these, never uses a ruler, cuts out to ensure the same." β
In this way, even if the master wants to eat a symmetrical meal, he will only eat half of it, and the amount of a piece will not be too painful.
The guard used a knife to carefully cut off half of the jade cake, and the other guard immediately helped him measure it with a ruler, and cut off half of the same size of the mung bean flour fruit on the other side.
This brocade man is so annoying, forget it when he dies!
Ah, whatever? To save or not to save?
The guard immediately flashed his knife, startling Huang Neishou - this guard is going to assassinate the master?
Yes, the dim sum is symmetrical, and it should be eaten symmetrically. The master ate the green jade cake on the left side, and the coordination and integrity of the whole table have been destroyed, according to the master's habit, he must eat another piece of mung bean flour fruit on the right side to form a symmetry. But if this jade cake is unpalatable, the mung bean flour fruit is also unpalatable, so let the master endure eating a piece of unpalatable, and if you have to eat another piece of even more unpalatable, the master will vomit.
The guard suddenly realized, and his face showed a look of remorse and shame for thinking about it.
"This cake ......," the man in brocade muttered, "if it's really not delicious, I eat this piece, and I have to eat another piece......
The guard was once again well-trained and stopped, not surprised.
This time, the guard picked up the jade cake again, and was about to give it away, when the brocade-clothed man suddenly said, "Slow." β
He had no choice but to make another gesture and send the guard back.
It looks like so.
Huang Neishou blinkedβwhat do you mean? Could it be that the serious problem is to rearrange this snack?
Huang Neishou stared at the table, the plates on the table had been changed, and now showed a symmetrical color distribution, the jade cake and mung bean flour fruit at both ends were green; Then the symmetrical osmanthus cake and fragrant glutinous drink are yellow; Then the red bean rolls and rose crisps, which are red; The innermost ginkgo muffin is white. It looks like a rainbow, and it's neat and regular.
The brocade-clothed man looked around, "Hmm." He said, "This time it's neat." β
The guard then asked the brocade-clothed man: "How is it that the master looks at this time?" β
Huang Neishou was stunned, thinking about what this was for? In exchange for the exchange, there is a mystery in the position of the plate?
The guard stretched out his hand, changed the positions of the red bean rolls and rose cakes on the table, adjusted the osmanthus cake and fragrant glutinous drink, lined up the mung bean flour fruit and jade cake, looked at it, picked up the red blood glutinous plate, and handed it to Huang Neishi.
Outside, the tortoiseshell guards were about to rush in.
"Yes." The guard said solemnly, straightening up.
Huang Neishou immediately gave the guards outside a look - beware of the other party's outburst!
"Hurry up and fix it." Jinyi is humane.
Huang Neishou was even more shocked - do you want to inform the master? This can be a big or small problem......
The guard looked down at the table, his expression becoming serious, "There is a problem. β
Huang Neishou listened, and was shocked in his heart - could it be that there is something wrong with the dim sum? Poisonous? Someone is trying to assassinate? That's bad......
The brocade-clothed man swept his gaze over the table and said, "You didn't notice that there was a problem?" β
The guards stopped in good training, and the pastries on the plates remained steady.
The guard happily picked up the cake and was about to put it on a small plate, when the man in brocade suddenly said, "Stop." β
The brocade-clothed man stared at the cake, and the heavens and men had been fighting for a long time, probably really thinking that he might die if he didn't eat sweets again, so he nodded reluctantly.
"Uh......" The guard knew that once this problem was entangled, this cake would definitely not be eaten, so he had to say with a clear conscience, "My subordinates think it's quite similar." β
"Where is it like? Color, shape, size, fragrance, where is it like? "The Jinyi man is not asking, he is really observing.
"Master." He recommended the jade cake, "This cake is pale green and fresh, a bit like the matcha dim sum made by Miss Wen, or try this?" β
In contrast, he was glad that he didn't offend her too hard at the beginning, at least the name "Chinese" sounded normal......
The guard's chopsticks trembledβevery time he heard the name, he felt uncomfortable. Alas, it's all a good thing done by the Demon King, that little girl who looks sweet, I don't know why there are so many bad ideas. Just because he and his brothers offended her a little, she insisted that the names of her brothers were very ugly and did not have any "recognition", and asked her master to rename them, what are they now called "Chinese", "English", "German", "Latin", "Russian", "Spanish", "French"...... One of the most ruthless brothers who offended her was called "Japanese".
"Chinese." The man in brocade said in a tangled way, "Which one do you think is more delicious?" I don't think any of them are as good and delicious as hers. β
Alas, why did a girl suddenly appear in this world, a disaster star, a disaster star......
He was very worried that his master would be entangled again, what if he really wanted them to go to the Imperial Palace to get sweets? What if he still can't look down on the sweets in the Imperial Palace? This time, Dongtang is still thousands of miles away, what if the master is lovesick and angry?
The guard's expression was very sincere and earnest, he knew that the master wanted to go crazy if he wanted sweets, so he gave up his principles and ran to the palace to eat, although the sweets here are not as good as that, he is also the palace chef, and if he misses this village, there will be no shop.
The guards beside the Jinyi man persuaded him in a low voice: "Master, there is no sweets to eat all the way, and now it will be a ......."
Huang Neishou silently turned sideways - he felt that it was better not to look at it, otherwise he would vomit blood.
On the other side, the brocade man frowned, looked at the sweets on the table over and over again, with a painful expression of "I've been looking forward to it for a long time, I really want to eat it, but what are these things, do I really want to eat it".
With the eyes of many nobles who have seen Huang Neishi, it can also be determined that this is a full ten aristocratic style, and even more elaborate than ordinary nobles.
Before he could sit down, the guards took the lead and lifted the mattress from the seat. He would rather sit in a cold, stiff chair than touch a cushion on which others have sitted.
As soon as he entered the house, he went straight to the upper seat, which was where Ming Yan'an usually met others, but even Huang Neishou felt that he should sit in that position, and there was nothing to stop.
When he stepped on the soft long-wool carpet and walked into the room, he naturally stopped, not to let people go first, but to leave only a standing position on the right side, obviously accustomed to the guidance of subordinates entering the room, and let Huang Neishou come up to pick him up.
Ning Xue Pavilion is one of the most gorgeous palace rooms in the palace, but when the people in brocade clothes see it, they are not the slightest surprise, just like looking at a farmhouse.
Jinyi pedestrian road is flowing and flowing, walking in the royal garden, the posture is natural, such as entering your own back garden.
Sending this person all the way, he has been paying attention to the other party's words and deeds, and the more he looks, the more he admires his master, he does have eyesight.
He was very jealous of the brocade man in front of him.
The faces of the people in the four palaces were not good-looking, and some people seemed to want to have a seizure, and Huang Neishi's hand behind his back waved slightly, signaling that he should not make a mistake.
Huang Neishou silently swallowed a mouthful of blood, thinking that today's tortoiseshell palace could be trampled into the dust by such an understatement.
What's even worse is that he can still see that this person is not deliberately pretentious, but really feels these things and can't say them.
In the eyes of this guy, it becomes pig food!
Huang Neishou almost spurted out his throat with a mouthful of old blood, and he silently looked at the snacks on the table: jade steamed cake, red blood glutinous, osmanthus sugar cake, ginkgo pine cake, red bean poria roll, fragrant drink, rose crisp...... Blue, red, white and yellow, small and exquisite, the table is full of flowers, and the aroma is even more rich and straight to the nose, this is the chef's specialty in the imperial kitchen who is responsible for dim sum, and it is also the best dim sum in the palace......
The next moment, he heard Jinyi say: "This is a sweet food that people eat?" β
He was glad in his heart, thinking that although this guy was too proud, he still knew how to save three points of face, and he didn't say what was in his heart.
Huang Neishou is one of Ming Yan'an's personal attendants, and was sent to serve the Jinyi people, of course, there is also the meaning of monitoring and observing, and now this old eunuch who is good at observing people, from the face of the Jinyi people, clearly observed, "This is the sweets that people eat?" This sentence.
In the splendid Ningxue Pavilion, the people in brocade clothes sat upright, facing the table full of desserts, with an expression on their faces that seemed to be surprised.
"It's sweets?"