【084】 Please be sure to pay attention to knife safety

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When it was close to six o'clock in the evening, Xia Chi was looking forward to dinner, while sitting cross-legged on the bed in his room watching TV, with three opened snacks beside him.

The TV is playing a local variety show in Dongshan City, and the content is to let the foreign guests guess which of the three singers on the stage is a pseudo-girl, and the style is really not high.

When the foreign guests guessed wrong, Xia Chi jumped up from the bed in anger, pressed the side of the TV with both hands, almost put his face on the screen, and shouted:

"Stupid, you! Obviously the most beautiful-looking person, named Shu Yi, is a pseudo-mother! She is the pseudo-girl artist promoted by Tianmu Xingguang this year, okay! I don't even know this, you're trusting! ”

After shouting at the TV, Xia Chi sat back on the bed with a loss, and said to himself with his cheeks:

"The wind of the puppet girl blows all over the northern and southern hemispheres, and it is said that this guy named Shu Yi is often invited to participate in domestic and foreign performances, and the remuneration he earns has been so much that some first-line actors are dissatisfied...... It's not fair! ”

After stuffing a chocolate peanut into his mouth, Xia Chi regained his good mood.

"Okay, okay, I don't have to move bricks now, Mr. Ke promised to support me, and Shu Yi is also disabled, it is rumored that JJ was too young when this guy was born, and JJ was treated as a hemorrhoid and the doctor took it off, so he had to be a pseudo-mother......"

The rumors are untenable many times, as if Xia Chi "returned to the first generation" in the battle, and the final result was misrepresented as "the archangel ravaged the fire demon god girl, and the twelve court angels watched in cold blood".

Just as Xia Chi was about to break open the Oreo cookie in his hand, the door was pushed open with a "bang", and it was no one else who broke in, it was a sweat-stained jade who was walking swayingly.

Xia Chi stopped eating and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Looking sad? Hungry? ”

While asking, he handed over the biscuit in his hand, the posture was a bit like feeding a cat or a dog, but Xia Chi had no ill intentions, and her willingness to share food with you was already quite a show of kindness.

Jade shook her head, she couldn't lift the snake binding technique because of Nanke's royal decree, and was tortured by tortoiseshell binding for 3 or 4 hours, when she finally mustered up the courage to go to Nanke, Nanke didn't know where to go, and turned to find Qianxue, who seemed to have gone out to buy ice cream and didn't come back.

Just signed the contract on the first day, Nanke hadn't had time to tell Jade his mobile phone number, Jade wanted to come and go, so she could only come to Xia Chi to help her contact Nanke.

But Xia Chi is not as smart as Qianxue, and not as perceptive as Qianxue, if the other party is Qianxue, as soon as she enters the door with a bitter face, she can probably guess what happened, in the face of Xia Chi, Jade must tell the secret of the shame she doesn't want to mention, so she is a little hesitant and speaks hesitantly.

"I ...... I would like to ask you to call His Holiness and ask when he will be back, and I hope that the decree he has placed on me will be lifted......"

"What Imperial Decree did he use?" Xia Chi said curiously, "Looking at the way you look sweaty, is it a very bad and obscene Emperor's law?" ”

Xia Chi said and looked at her cylindrical bed legs, and she didn't know what associations the bed legs thicker than her arms triggered her.

"No, it's not," Jade still has to defend Nanke at this moment, "It's not about the Emperor, it's all my own fault, there is some misunderstanding in this, in short, I need to lift the Emperor's decree that prevents me from making 'the slightest change'......"

"Okay," Xia Chi nodded and went to touch the phone extension on the bedside table, "Just let him cancel your Emperor's decree on the phone, right?" ”

"It's not okay to be over the phone!" Emerald couldn't stand anymore, and exclaimed with pearlescent eyes, "How many years have you not signed a contract with humans?" Don't you know that there is a distance limit for things like the Emperor's decrees and authorized amendments? Your Excellency must stand near me! ”

"Huh? Is there such a thing? Xia Chi scratched his short fiery red hair, "Then you should wait a little longer, Mr. Ke may have gone out with Qianxue to buy ice cream, and by the way, he bought food for the night, wouldn't it be better to buy a lot less food if they came back now?" ”

"Can't wait!" Jade grabbed Xia Chi's shoulder excitedly, "Please, please hurry up and call the Emperor back!" It was so tight that I couldn't breathe......"

"What the hell is so tight!" Xia Chi shook off Jade's hand, "If you don't explain what I call someone!" It's all women still hiding, and it's not happy at all! ”

Being so accused by Xia Chi, the black rope on her body was tightly bound, she was drenched in sweat, and Jade, who was almost about to faint, finally gritted her teeth, was ruthless, and suddenly ripped off her ninja top in front of Xia Chi!

"Ahhh Xia Chi, who had no psychology, only saw a piece of snow white, so frightened that she hurriedly retreated and waved her hand: "What are you doing!" I told you to be honest, but I didn't let you take off your clothes! I don't have that hobby like yours! Don't touch me! ”

After waiting for a few seconds, Xia Chi saw clearly the snake binding technique on Jade's body.

"Oh...... That's why you need to lift the Emperor's decree? But why are you tying yourself up? Is this your usual hobby? ”

(It's not a good thing that your sister Chiyuki did!) )

Jade thought so in her heart, but she didn't say it, because she would waste a lot of time when it came to Qianxue, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

"Anyway...... Hurry up and help me call His Holiness the Emperor, if this continues......"

"Cut, I thought something was going on!" Xia Chi jumped off the bed, she subconsciously jumped to the bed when she was frightened just now, and the squatting posture was quite like a primate on the zoo monkey mountain.

Xia Chi, who pointed his thumb at himself, boasted: "I haven't lifted your snake binding technique in battle, as long as I 'exhale' and release the flames, it will disappear immediately, and not even a single ash will remain......"

Seeing Xia Chi condensing his magic power on his right hand, Jade was so anxious that he shouted: "Stop!" Do you want to burn me too! I'm not as immune to fire as you are! ”

"Oops, I almost forgot!" Xia Chi hurriedly extinguished the flames, and instead let the heat stop in the palm of his hand.

"You can burn the rope with a soldering iron, right?" Xia Chi was triumphant, "I only have my palms that are very hot now, as long as I insert my fingers into the inside of your rope and then hold the rope, I can burn them one by one, so that I don't have to trouble Mr. Ke and don't delay them to buy food, right?" ”

Jade held a glimmer of hope for Xia Chi to try, because Jade was already unstable, Xia Chi let Jade lie on her back on the bed.

Spreading out her clothes, Jade who was bound by Xia Chi's shameful tortoiseshell closed her eyes sadly, she had a feeling that people were swordsmen and I was fish and meat.

However, Xia Chi was very careless and did not pity the jade, it was right that she burned several ropes, so she touched the jade all over. Near Jade's chest, because the rope was too tight for Xia Chi's fingers to insert in, she tried several times in a rage without success, and then suddenly saw the ninja knife that Jade threw at the foot of the bed.

"Haha, that's all it takes! If it weren't for the Emperor's decree on you, you would have cut the rope yourself! ”

Xia Chi didn't discuss with Jade, and took it upon himself to pull out the source ghost cut, and cut the sharp blade sideways against the rope......

"Ahh Too much force! This knife is so fast!? ”

Jade can be regarded as having a certain tolerance for pain, but not long after she closed her eyes, she felt a chill in her chest, and suddenly opened her eyes with a very bad premonition.

"Ahhhh Bleeding! You actually put my ......"

"It doesn't matter if we're demon gods~~~~" Xia Chi comforted Jade embarrassedly and said, "It's just a very small thing, I'll help you find it...... Ah, it looks like I fell out of bed! ”

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