Lao Li Tou killed people in the first half of his life and lived a devilish life. In the second half of his life, under the influence of the Medicine King, he put down the butcher knife, stood on the ground, and returned to the ranks of normal humans.

In recent years, some unscrupulous rich people in Hainan have the vice of eating monkey brains (this is really a vice!). Evil makes people gnash their teeth! I can't beat him to relieve the evil anger in my heart! ）

Lao Li is a native of Guangdong, but he hates this kind of indiscriminate eating of wild animals (I want to say this for Cantonese people, everyone has a misunderstanding, in fact, not everyone there likes to eat wild animals, they are just good at normal food...... ）

So after chartering the island, Lao Li took the time to go to the underground wildlife trading market in a nearby city, and found that someone was selling monkeys, so he paid for it, pulled it back to the island, and put it in a mountainous area.

One is to protect the monkeys, and the other is to play with tourists, and it is also a landscape.

I led everyone towards Monkey Mountain.

On the way, Xiao Qi asked me: "Brother, it's still the problem of the big banyan tree just now, I thought about it, that big tree, growing so big, needs to consume a lot of nutrients, but the soil is limited, where do the nutrients come from." ”

I shaved the bridge of the seventh master's little nose and quipped: "Leaves, and stump branches, these things fall to the ground, buried in the soil, and after corruption, they will provide nutrients to the tree, which itself is a process of taking, paying, and then taking, just like money, rich people make money, they must be taken from the people, and used for the people." In this way, his business can be endured for generations. ”

Xiao Qi was overjoyed, clapped his hands and smiled: "Brother is awesome!" Dad also said the same, our Zhu family's money is earned from the people, only can't be earned, sooner or later, we will starve to death with a pile of money. It is necessary to invest and pay the money earned, and so on and so on, so as to ensure that the family business is prosperous in the end......"

The more Xiao Qi thought about it, the more beautiful it became, her little eyes were excited, look at that posture, if it weren't for the crowd, she would have to come up and kiss her again.

While talking, we arrived at Monkey Mountain.

Groups of monkeys are playing with each other.

At this time, I called Anne's little handsome man, pointed to the monkey and said, "Handsome man, do you have any way to see this monkey?" ”

The handsome little guy stared at it for a while: "It's funny, it's fun." ”

I said, "Fun, fun is just the outside." Look deeper, you see, the ......" I pointed to a powerful monkey with several big scars on his face and said, "Look at it, it should be the leader of this group of monkeys, and then ......" I pointed to the rest of the monkeys and said, "Look at these people who are playing, they are his people." ”

The handsome little guy listened to me and nodded his head to show that he understood.

A short time later, a little monkey picked up a small plastic toy discarded by a tourist and was scratching his ears and cheeks to play with it.

Suddenly, another monkey came up and wanted to grab it.

The two little monkeys were about to fight together.

The Monkey King struck, and he swooped twice between the two little monkeys, snatched the toy down, and slapped the toy snatcher. Eventually, it confiscated the toys and sat under its ass and left no one to play with them.

I said to the handsome little guy, "See? The little monkey is the one who plays, it can only play, and it will not do anything but play. And the Monkey King, although it doesn't play, it is the creator of the rules of this Monkey Mountain! It determines the rules of the territory, which means that if you want to play, you have to follow its rules! ”

I PICKED UP THE LITTLE HANDSOME GUY'S IPAD AND I SAID TO HIM, "IT'S LIKE THIS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH IT, BUT IN REALITY, IT'S PLAYING WITH YOU." It dictates everything about you, your current life, your preferences, everything about you. You don't want to study, you don't want to eat, you don't want to be motivated. Your everything, tied to this little game, you ...... Let this game play you out. ”

The little handsome guy opened his mouth in surprise, and he was stunned.

I said, "I mentioned my classmate earlier, do you know why he doesn't play?" Quite simply, he said, play again, I'm happy. However, I always had the feeling that I was being played by a game. Because, I find that all my energy is drawn to it. ”

I paused: "When some kind of pastime is about to dominate your life." It's not you playing with it, it's playing with you! ”

I said, "What does normal play look like?" It should be free to retract, have leisure, and after everything is handled, if you want to play, you can play for a while. If you don't want to play, you can decisively throw it aside, which is called a player! And those so-called veteran hardcore players, who have thrown a lot of money on it, hundreds of thousands or even millions, they are not players, they are players! ”

I continued: "They, by the game company, by the creators of this game, by the developers, they were played hard! But sadly, they don't know it......"

The handsome little guy is very smart, he understands everything, so he is thoughtful.

After a while, he said, "Then your classmate, what did he do later?" ”

I said, "He's actually in the middle and upper middle class, not very good." But he has one ambition, which is to play with people! Currently, he works as a development engineer for a mobile game company. Although it is very hard and he is only one of the countless IT migrant workers, he has a strong heart and wants to play with everyone! ”

The handsome little guy smiled: "He will succeed." ”

I said to the handsome little guy, "What about you?" ”

The little handsome guy thought for a while: "I think I'll be a good ordinary player, but I don't want to play people." ”

I was relieved: "That's enough!" ”

At this time, the old ninth brother, who was standing aside and eavesdropping on my conversation with a handsome young man, came up and said: "Teacher Xiao Ji, I think that playing and being played with is actually the same as life." ”

I was stunned: "I want to hear and see." ”

Lao Jiu tilted his head and thought for a while: "Life is the same as a game, if life makes you happy, sad, and happy, your emotions are easily affected by objective factors, and then do some impulsive and irrational things." Well, it can be concluded. You are played by life and fate! If you can always carry a happy, positive, brave, and upward heart, you can afford it, let it go, and calmly and calmly experience and look at the joys and sorrows, joys, sorrows, and sorrows in life. Then, you are a winner in life, and you are playing with destiny! And this has nothing to do with money and wealth! ”

I happily patted Lao Jiu on the shoulder: "Okay! How did you realize it! ”

Lao Jiu grinned: "Last night, after the gout, I lay on the bed and came to my senses. ”

I gave me a thumbs up: "Nice! ”

Lao Jiu: "Then tonight, let's have some more." ”

I was speechless: "That's just right, you...... Still drinking! ”

Lao Jiu said embarrassedly: "Who can understand the heart of a foodie?" ”

Ay...... I sighed slightly: "At night, you can open up." ”

"Qi Bang!" Lao Jiu is excited! 61

After speaking, Lao Jiu spoke again: "That, Teacher Xiao Ji, I heard the team leader Yi Teacher say, you are still a doctor, this, man, you know, is there a way to strengthen the waist and kidneys, without wasting time, and without trouble, in addition, there are not so many words, the most important thing is not to take medicine, not to take injections, and to achieve quick results." ”

Belch......

This one?

I was stunned.

Yes, the method I introduced earlier, it is a stake, and it is this, and it is that, although it works. But the problem is that it is more troublesome to implement, and there are many essentials to follow, which is not suitable for us and other toiling people who are running around for five buckets of rice every day!

I actually understand our hard-working public, we don't want three wives and four concubines, we just want to have a happy little sex life with our daughter-in-law!

What a simple request.

How can I stay out of it and let it go, I'm like that, am I still human?

"Okay! That's it! Old Ninth Brother, you are responsible for summoning the boys in our class, at three o'clock in the afternoon, gather in the largest suite of the building where we live, I will pass on one of you, which is both trouble-free and comfortable, and does not need to work others, and does not need to take medicine, injections, and does not have so many words to say the Dafa of strengthening the waist and kidneys! ”

"Gotcha! Teacher Ji! That's what I wanted! Lao Jiu slapped me on the shoulder.

I blackened my face and glared at Lao Jiu: "Can you light it up, how many things are picked up on it, why ...... it if it is broken?"

In the afternoon, after taking a nap, I said to Lao Li Tou and asked him to make room for me, and Lao Li agreed without saying a word.

At three o'clock, the male student met with me in the large suite on time.

More than 10 of us have opened a house collectively!

The scene is spectacular, hehehe!

When we got to the room, everyone exchanged pleasantries, and then they all turned their eyes to me.

I said, "Ladies and gentlemen who are fighting on the front line and in bed! Do you know who is the most important relative for us men? ”

The gold medal lecturer first answered:

"Daddy......"

(Hey, here, that's good.) ）

"Mother?"

The gold medal lecturer was puzzled.

I shook my head and said, "It's not my parents, this relative, it's just a metaphor, his name is Uncle Chen!" ”

Uncle Chen......?

Uncle Chen? Uncle Chen......?

Lao Jiu was the first to understand, patted the mattress and said, "Yes!" It's morning erection! ”

I said, "A woman's important relative is her aunt, and a man's important relative is Uncle Chen." If Uncle Chen is gone, and he will not come for a few days or months, we may have to say goodbye to the battlefield of struggle. ”

Everyone sighed with emotion and sighed.

I took the opportunity to say, "So, when Uncle Chen comes, we can't indulge, we can't have sex in the morning. That would be very harmful. On the contrary, we should take advantage of Chen Bolai, pay close attention to exercise, maintenance, so that as long as you keep it properly, even if you are over 65, you can enjoy a small life every few days. ”

The men's eyes lit up and they all asked, "How to maintain it?" ”

I instructed the ninth brother: "Come here, take off your shoes, and go to bed." ”

Brother Jiu did as I said, took off his shoes, and went to bed to lie down.

I approached: "Untie your belt." ”

"Ah......" Lao Jiu was shocked, and at the end he was weak: "Teacher Xiaoji, you won't ......"

I blackfaced: "Don't worry, I will never let you show your life." ”

Lao Jiu heard that I had a guarantee ticket, so he untied his belt.

At this time, I asked another student to bring a quilt and put it behind Lao Jiu's waist. In this way, Lao Jiu is in a posture of leaning on the bed.

Then I said to Lao Jiu: "Now, you find a position, which is the area ten centimeters above the navel, and then put the palms of both hands behind your back, so that the palms of both hands are attached to the area corresponding to the back, that is, the position of the renal glands on both sides of the spine. ”

Lao Jiu did as I said.

I asked him, "How do you feel?" “

"Well, it's slightly hot, comfortable, and the waist is very useful." Lao Jiu couldn't help but nodded.

I also said, "When doing this movement, the arms may feel a little uncomfortable, and the solution is to raise the waist and back a little higher with soft pillows and pillows, so that it is okay." In addition, before putting the palms of your hands on the kidneys, you must do a palm-rubbing action, so that you can rub your hands hot, stick them on it, and lie down comfortably, which is more effective than any tonic you take. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, all of a sudden, the room was full of people, all looking for a place to lie down.

As I walked around and helped them adjust their posture, I said, "This, do it in the morning, when Chen Bo comes, the effect is the best, and before and after doing it, don't live a XXOO life." I thought about it, wait until the evening, before going to bed, and then press the normal number of times. ”