[539] Explosive news
"That's right," said the old man in a People's Liberation Army uniform on the other side, "I'm your grandfather." ”
Nanke was originally stunned by the other party, but he didn't expect that the other party just opened his mouth with this sentence, and he always felt that the ancestors and grandchildren separated by yin and yang saw each other, and this opening sentence was quite strange.
After using the [Solomon's True Eye] again to confirm that the other party was not hallucinating, Nanke asked, "Is this your ghost grandpa?" A few days ago, I was hoping to meet you at Dongshan Lake, but I waited for a long time and didn't see you, but now I ......"
"I'll be here if you wait a little longer!" Nanke's grandfather chirped, "Just because you were impatient, it turned out to be a big mistake!" ”
"Big mistake? What's wrong? Nanker struggled to remember the day, and immediately blushed.
"That...... Grandpa, you know? That day, Nanke waited for a long time by the Dongshan Lake because he suspected that he was a clay golem, and was later "comforted" by Sima Ling and Jade.
"Don't be fooled!" Chiyuki warned in the ring, "Although this guy is not an illusion, it may not be your grandfather's ghost!" It could also be someone else pretending! ”
"I can't tell if someone else is pretending?" Nank telepathically replied, "Also, don't say that my grandfather is 'this guy'!" ”
Maybe the old man in front of him is really the ghost of Grandpa Nanke, because his body is not particularly stable, as if he is inseparable from this world, and has the momentum of disappearing at any time.
"Alas," the old man sighed, "why do you say that you have made a great mistake? Xiao Nan, in fact, I am not your own grandfather! ”
When Nanke was a child, he listened to the older generation sing "Red Lantern", and there was a line in it that "Daddy is not your real father, and grandma is not your real grandmother". I've always felt that their family is a mess. Now when I hear "grandpa is not your real grandfather". An ominous premonition immediately rose in my heart.
"Huh? You are not my own grandfather, so who is my real grandfather? ”
The old man was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "My old comrade-in-arms, the person you usually call him the second master, he is your own grandfather!" ”
"Your sister!" Nanke seemed to be shocked by the hearts of twenty dark herdsmen, "What the hell is going on?" You old revolutionaries like to play NTR! Did my grandma cuckold you? When did you find out about this!? ”
Nank's grandmother died young, and Nank didn't see her, but only saw the kind-looking one in the photo. An old woman who should have been pretty when she was young.
Seeing that his grandfather's face was sad and speechless, Nanke decided that he had guessed correctly.
"I'll it! No wonder grandpa, you said I made a big mistake! According to this, Sima Ling is not my godsister, she is my own sister! I gave my own sister, didn't I? What a tragedy in the world!! What's even more tragic is that we all have weddings in the church!! Not surprisingly, even the old man knows that I am in love with my sister!! ”
"Hmph, it is worthy of the reincarnation of Solomon, and the shameless place has been inherited well." Qianxue spat out a groan in the ring, as if she felt that Nanker should have this retribution.
In the research room not far away, Dr. Marl sat in a high chair with his legs crossed, holding a glass of red wine in his left hand. The [Lake Fairy] inscription on the back of his right hand is emitting a strange purple light.
The Fairy of the Lake and Avalon are also from the Arthurian mythology system in England, where the legendary Sword of King Arthur was given by the Fairy of the Lake. Lancelot, the strongest Knight of the Round Table, was also raised by the Fairy of the Lake. The fairy of the lake is good at change, and can see through people's hearts, can become the person closest to you, and imitates it vividly in every way, and the victim is usually lured into the mists of the Avalon dragon, disappearing from the world forever.
Obviously, Nanke's grandfather was engraved by Dr. Mar [Fairy in the Lake], and Sima Ling and Nanke are biological sisters and brothers, this set of nonsense is naturally made up by him, why did he do this? The answer is that he thinks it's fun.
As we all know, Dr. Mar was a very indebted home in the Siberian Rehabilitation Camp, and as the only doctor here, pranking the prisoners and jailers was his daily pastime. Because they still counted on him to see a doctor, most people dared not speak out.
Before becoming a capable person, Dr. Marl's research topic was to use genetic technology to land monkfish to poop people, and this person's boredom can be seen, and he will never let go of any opportunity to tease people.
The reason why Nanker became the object of his attention was because the [Fairy of the Lake] and [Avalon] belonged to related inscriptions, and the two often appeared together in mythology, and when Polly activated [Avalon] nearby, the surface of Mardau's [Fairy of the Lake] inscription had a warm reaction.
Curious, Dr. Marl summoned the fairy of the lake composed of wind and water to check it out, and happened to meet Nanker slowly chasing Polly, and he had a whim, so he made the fairy of the lake read the image of Nanke's grandfather in his mind, and played a farce.
The fairy in the lake is a body of energy condensed by wind and water, which can switch between virtual and real at any time, and it is this ability that makes Nank's grandfather look ethereal like a ghost.
However, despite the fact that the fairy in the lake is almost invulnerable in his shapeshifting ability and cannot be seen through by the [True Eye of Solomon], and at the same time has the ability to read minds, so that Nanke has no doubt about him, as the dialogue lengthens, Chiyuki sees the flaw.
"There's so much moisture in the air! Unless your grandfather drowned, there wouldn't be so much moisture! ”
"Huh? My grandfather died of illness and didn't drown? Nanke was stunned, "I really found that the humidity in the vicinity is quite high......
After telepathy with Qianxue, Nanke suddenly came to his senses, raised his right hand and aimed Bai Jie at the old man in front of him, and shouted: "If you are really grandpa, then you will be offended!" ”
Before the words fell, the old man who changed from the fairy in the lake was frozen into an ice sculpture, and his appearance was obviously deformed, and at the same time the characteristics of the old man and the woman were combined.
"I wiped it, and it was a fake!" Nanke turned from frightened to angry, from angry to mad, and shouted: "You dare to lie to me by becoming my deceased grandfather!" You made up that nonsense just now, right? I was so angry that I almost vomited blood! I just had the heart to apologize from the palace, okay!! ”
In the research room not far away, Dr. Marl felt a pinprick pain on the back of his right hand, and couldn't help but pout slightly and frown.
"Is it recognized? The lake fairy is convenient for pranks, but unfortunately it is too fragile and cannot be ......summoned again until 60 minutes later." )