Volume 1 The Spokesperson of Yin Si Chapter 62 Coal Mountain Pure Life (1)
Early the next morning, I called Liu Qian.
Like a thief, I said in the lowest voice, "Daughter-in-law, I want to kill you!" "It's not that I don't want to be upright, Su Diao's complex is sleeping next door, if he listens, I'm afraid I'll scream again!
Liu Qian seemed to be taking care of the baby: "Good baby, your brother-in-law's phone number...... Where are you, O great people? What about this sound? You won't be tricked into a pyramid scheme, will you? ”
I continued to keep the lowest voice: "No...... Daughter-in-law, what are you doing? ”
Liu Qian snorted coldly: "I, feed the baby with milk powder, Damin, you haven't contacted me for a few days, I thought you were married again!" …… You can't have someone around you now, right? ”
Me: "No, I'm a little busy these days!" ”
Liu Qian snorted: "What can you be busy with?" I've heard that your unit has also been blocked! By the way, do you still have money at home? ”
I lied and said, "Rich, by the way, daughter-in-law, I want to go to my eldest sister's house to see you at night!" ”
Liu Qian suddenly smiled: "Damin, it's not okay in the eldest sister's house...... Inconvenient ......"
What an empathetic daughter-in-law! What a daughter-in-law who knows me!
I explained: "I didn't think about it, I just haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you, I'll bring a few dishes over in the evening, don't do it!" ”
Liu Qian told me: "Pay attention to the eldest sister's body, confinement is taboo!" ”
I promised, "Don't worry, I have a number, by the way, can you call our dad too?" I'll have two drinks with the old man! ”
Liu Qian smiled heartily: "Done!" That's it, don't talk nonsense with you, I'll go out and buy something, come, give the old lady a kiss! ”
I was obscene: "Where's the kiss?" ……”
Hanging up the phone, I was going to go to the other side of the door to have a look, but as soon as I opened the bedroom door, I found Su Diao's complex standing at the door like a devil, I pretended to be calm, pretending to be okay: "Yo, the two of you got up early!" ”
It should be Diao Zetian who asked me: "Why are you a thief?" Do you think I can't listen? ”
I smiled all over my face: "Play every scene, play every scene!" ”
Diao Zetian: "Remember your promise!" Otherwise, don't blame the old lady for being mad, I'll get you Africa without electricity, I'll see how you can heal yourself! ”
Sophie Fei persuaded: "Sister, don't force Damin, how can you say that we are ......"
Diao Zetian snorted coldly: "I really want to kill you!" With that, the Su Diao complex returned to the bedroom!
I walked to the opposite door and took a look, and found that the Bada Biao and a few people from the He Brick family were eating steamed buns, and smiled at me mysteriously: "Section Chief Wang, pay attention to your body!" ”
I scolded and got out, picked up the bun and stuffed it into my mouth: "What about my apprentice and President Zhao?" ”
Yideng said: "They went to the venue, let us finish eating and come over!" ”
I finished nibbling on two buns, and let Dingnan send two to Su Diao Complex, and when everyone was done, I began to lead everyone to the venue to start a new day's meeting!
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Today is Monday, there are obviously a lot more people in the convention and exhibition center than yesterday, I heard that there will be a beer fair here in the afternoon, a large number of staff are busy on the first floor, somehow, I suddenly feel a wind blowing, it seems, I think today may not be so peaceful!
The morning agenda was unremarkable, similar to yesterday, with the first half of the story sharing, the second half of the theoretical research, and twenty minutes of calisthenics in between.
Except for when I was dancing, I slept on the table.
When I woke up at noon, the venue was already in full swing, and just like yesterday, everyone was already drinking beer bottles.
I was placed in the central position, chatting with Chairman Zhao and drinking at the same time, to be honest, without the excitement of yesterday, life is really a bit boring.
At this moment, a lamp suddenly came over from outside the conference room and shouted to everyone: "Brothers, there are activities on the first floor!" ”
Everyone asked in unison, "Someone cut someone?" ”
I hurriedly lowered my head, "What the hell, what kind of people are these?"
One light hiccups four or five times in a row: "A beer maker has an event, it's very interesting, why don't you go down and have fun?" ”
Suddenly, most of the people showed curious eyes, and Chairman Zhao asked me, "Lao Wang, what do you think?" ”
I shrugged my shoulders: "Now that everyone is interested, why am I embarrassed to sweep everyone's interest?" Walk, go down and have a look! ”
When a large group of us huraled to the first floor, we found that the first floor was already crowded and bustling!
The huge exposition hall has been divided into more than 30 pieces, all of which are the exhibition areas of major beer manufacturers, coinciding at noon, a large number of coal city residents who love to drink poured into the convention and exhibition center, and walked around in groups in the major exhibition areas, some discussed technology with the manufacturer's personnel, some paid for tasting on the spot, and more than 10 boxes were bought during the promotion.
Some people are happy and some are worried, the exhibition area of international big-name beer manufacturers is naturally overcrowded, but some small brand exhibition areas are door-to-door, and a light pointed to a small exhibition area in the northeast corner: "That's it, engage in activities!" ”
I took a look and found that there was no one in front of the door of this exhibition area, a staff member held a small bee and shouted weakly: "Welcome to Coal Mountain Beer, the coal mountain produced by our factory is pure fresh and refreshing, delicious and cheap, today, we hold an activity to drink as much as you want, within five minutes, you can drink a few bottles of beer, we will send you a few bottles of beer, welcome customers to participate!" ”
I asked, "This event is kind of interesting, but why is no one participating?" ”
Yideng said: "It's been like this these years, I'm going to go to the big brands, I'm afraid I feel like I'm losing my seat when I drink small brands of beer, right?" ”
I said to a few hundred people, "Let's have fun?" Brothers, seeing it can also be used as a competition for entertainment, how about it? ”
Everyone shouted in unison: "Good! Follow the instructions of Vice President Wang! ”
Suddenly, everyone in the venue looked at us, my face was not red or rough, and under the eyes of everyone looking at SB, I led everyone towards the northeast corner.
After walking to the exhibition area of Coal City, I found that the staff member didn't notice us at all, closed his eyes, and continued to shout his advertising slogan: "Welcome to Wushan Beer......"
I patted her on the shoulder: "Old girl, old girl." ”
The female staff opened her eyes in a panic, and after taking a look at us, her pupils suddenly shrank, and she exclaimed, "What are you going to do?" You can't smash an exhibition area like ours, right? ”
I said kindly, "Are you doing this activity?" ”
The female staff nodded suspiciously: "Yes!" Would you like to try it? ”
I asked, "How much can I drink in five minutes for nothing?" ”
The female staff was still a little unconvinced: "Yes! But if something happens to the drink, such as a cerebral hemorrhage or something, we are not responsible! ”
I laughed and said, "I'm not playing with my life, but now, can I taste it?" ”
The female staff member had a calm face, patted another girl who was listening to the song, and said, "Xiao Zhang, take the cup!" ”
The girl surnamed Zhang raised her head irritably, and then she saw us, and without saying a word, she ran away: "Sister Ma, what are they going to do?" ”
I hurriedly stopped: "What do you mean, we are really here for your event......"
After a while, Pony brought over a case of beer, placed a few draught beer glasses in front of me, and said to me: "Sir, the rules of the event are like this, we don't care how much you drink, but you have to make sure that every bottle is finished, for example, you drink six bottles of beer, so if there is no wine left in the open bottle, we will give you six bottles, if you drink five and a half bottles, then we can only give you four bottles, and that half bottle is considered a gift!" Did you get it? ”
I nodded: "Come on, I can't wait!" ”
Pony smiled and asked me, "Did you choose me to open the bottle for you or your own friend?" Of course, my speed may be a little slower! ”
I bared my teeth and was happy: "Of course it's good to have beautiful women's service, it's you!" ”
The pony smiled at me unnaturally, and Bacheng must have been scolding me in her heart, and the little girl remained silent, opened a bottle of beer with a screwdriver, and poured it into the first cup.
I'm not talking nonsense, just lift the cup and start it.
Gollum ...... Gollum ......
I don't know how long it took, but when I finally finished drinking a bottle of beer, the female staff member Pony held another bottle of beer and asked me, "Are you still here?" ”
I burped: "One more bottle of ......"