Su Diao and I lowered our heads in frustration at the same time.

Damn, it seems that all my impassioned words just now were in vain!

Su Diao's complex was dumbfounded: "It seems that no one likes the fourth woman from the bottom, I am dizzy...... The eyes of these people...... I'm convinced! ”

Actually, for this kind of thing, I can understand better, although people in the outside world prefer Chen Yuanyuan's perfection and Liu Qian's charm, but in fact, the old men in our group have different opinions, Yideng told me more than once that Su Diao's complex eyes are too tricky and prone to accidents; Lao Zhao also told me several times, and he was telling me that my three women were not suitable for me in terms of face, body and personality......

I stood up, looked around, and saw that 120 was not there, so I asked a lamp: "What about 120?" ”

Yideng pouted and replied: "I said that I don't want to be with me, and I went back to sing the two of them!" ”

I nodded, for me, there is not much difference whether this guy exists or not, about ten days, 120 this guy and I no more than fifty words, that is, he basically will not participate in our discussion and research process.

Lao Lin, who was wearing a rabbit-print vest, was ready, raised his arm and asked me, "Can you serve food?" ”

"Yes!" This dish is talking about those customers, and serving the food naturally means pulling customers to the conference room to tell us about the situation, I am still a little worried in my heart, and I asked carefully: "How to go to the law?" ”

Lao Lin has a lot of experience: "In the order in which they came, don't worry, I remember it, I can't be wrong, the identity and status of this group of people is like this, they can't get out of the circle, didn't you just say that it was best to send a batch away?" It's the perfect fit! ”

I burst into tears: "Lao Lin knows my heart very well, so let's do it!" ”

……

After a while, the first customer walked in tremblingly, perhaps our group of people sat on the stage, the deterrent effect was too great, and this customer was a little uncomfortable.

He trembled and stood honestly under the stage, without saying a word.

"Say!" Lao Lin suddenly roared, not only the customer was startled by this guy, but even I was a little afraid: "I'll tell you honestly!" ”

Lao Lin glanced at me and continued to say coldly to the customer: "Name, gender, age, marital status, address, job, purpose of coming to the sun, talk about it, it's slippery!" ”

The customer was stupid on the spot: "In Xia Ma Wenju, male, two thousand one hundred and twenty-five years old, married, the head of the family is in Maochun Lane, Xiling City, running two dance halls, coming to Yangjian to learn emerging dance techniques, several officials, I'm done!" ”

A group of judges wrote down the basic information of Ma Wenju in a decent manner, and when they saw that we were writing seriously, they asked me, "What are you writing?" I don't know a word! ”

Me: "Drawing, right?" Why don't you draw anything casually, just pretend, can't you? ”

After a while, several judges shook their heads at me, it seems that they feel the same as me, this Ma Wenju's behavior is very different from the people in the Hades Palace, and it is not like a special agent, I wrote in the opinion column: "You can meet the requirements, if you have other ideas, go back to the underworld!" ”

The Su Diao complex shouted next to me at the right time: "Next! ”

The second is a woman, she looks good, she is very virtuous, not that she is not beautiful, according to the opinion of a young man like me, it is a bit earthy! But anyway, this woman seems to give people a relatively peaceful feeling, although I know that there is no simple person who can come up to repay the wish, but unconsciously I still have a good impression of this woman, this woman is like...... The neighbor's sister-in-law is quiet, elegant, unassuming, and plain and ruthless.

Yugong was so excited that he couldn't speak: "You...... You...... What's your name? ”

The woman seemed a little shy: "You...... You...... You...... Paralysis! ”

This woman also seems to be a tough character, and as soon as this swear word came out, our group couldn't help but laugh and laughed.

I didn't think that this woman was quite serious, and she pulled her neck and said to me, "Wang...... Section Chief Wang, ...... you Your people learn ...... Learn from me, it's discrimination! You...... You look at it! ”

The big guy then remembered that Yu Gong mentioned a stuttering woman, although everyone is quite not slippery, but there is still a sense of proportion, I put on a serious face, solemnly said to the woman: "Sister, I'm sorry, please tell me about your life, age, marriage, address, work and the purpose of going to the yang world, I will help you record it!" ”

Woman: "My name is ...... Call...... I got it...... Come...... I'll fuck your uncle! ”

I was a little unhappy: "Sister, you have made this joke, please answer truthfully!" ”

The woman held back her strength for a long time, and finally said a fluent sentence: "Xi ...... Habit! I'll cure ...... Cure! ”

Me: "Sister, what's wrong with you?" As far as I know, the level of medical care in the underworld is still okay! ”

The woman's face turned red: "You...... You...... Your uncle! I...... I'll cure ...... Uncle ...... Stammer! ”

I finally figured it out, it turned out that this woman came for this reason, looked at Yugong, I ordered: "I'll leave it to you, figure out the situation, the treatment strategy, the hospital is the mainstay, you give me a plan!" ”

Yu Gong nodded obscenely: "Look, don't forget my name, I used to be called Yu Gong, and I can't speak well, and I'm good at treating stammering!" ”

After dealing with the second client, I invited the woman who didn't have time to say her name out of the conference room and called in the third guest!

The third customer was dressed in the clothes of the Ming Dynasty, and he introduced himself: "Hello everyone, the contemptible person is called Zhu Lingxi, a person from the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, and now he is engaged in real estate below!" ”

Saion pushed his glasses and asked solemnly, "Boss Zhu, what is the matter with coming up this time?" ”

Zhu Lingxi bowed slightly and at Saiong: "This Shangguan, I want you to help me find my descendants!" ”

Seon nodded: "Is there any recent news?" If it's too far away, you may not be able to find it! ”

Zhu Lingxi shook his head: "I haven't seen my children and grandchildren over the years, but I or at that time, our old Zhu family was in Dongshan Yuezhao, which was a big portal, and there should be some clues!" ”

Seon joked, "Dude, you won't be royalty, will you?" ”

Zhu Lingxi was noncommittal, and after a long time, he responded modestly: "Distant relatives, distant relatives!" ”

Who hasn't seen this old man? Back then, he even dared to eat Tang monk's meat, let alone a royal family, and then asked: "What do you have to tell your descendants?" ”

How did I think that Zhu Lingxi was a little twisted: "Can you not say it?" ”

Su Diao interjected impatiently with a yawn: "It's okay if you don't say it, we have to send you back, and besides, you know the rules, when you see your descendants, you must have our people present!" ”

Zhu Lingxi was a little wilted, his face was a little tangled, and he seemed to be doing a psychological struggle, he tried to persuade Su Diao Complex: "Can you be accommodating?" In the future, when you come to the underworld, I will give you a house for free! ”

As soon as I heard about the house, our group was happy, to say that the temptation was really big before, but now, I am building a project that can accommodate hundreds of thousands of people, and I lack a house?

Zhu Lingxi didn't know why, and asked angrily, "Why do you mean to laugh?" To tell you the truth, there is some wealth under it, but I can't bring it up, but people will eventually die, and when you go down, I will naturally thank you! ”

Su Diao's complex slapped the table hard, stood up, pointed at Zhu Lingxi and said, "Roll the calf!" ”

Only then did Zhu Lingxi realize that we didn't seem to be so easy to buy, he was a little shy, and he couldn't hold his face, his face was red and white, very spectacular.

Perhaps realizing the reality, this guy finally spoke after thinking deeply: "I said, I said it!" Actually, that's the case, when I was alive, the emperor respected the Taoist concept, there were Taoist priests everywhere, what about me, although there were two bad money, but the people were thin, the three sons were weak and sick, I heard people say, doing good deeds can add blessings and longevity to the children and grandchildren, so I began to be kind to charity, and later, gradually I became the biggest good person in the local area, usually often help some beggars and poor sour talents, over time, a lot of poor jingle chaotic desperate people came to me for help, one year, I met the family to an old way, This person looks like a fairy-like person, but it's ...... It's a bit similar to this Shangguan! As he spoke, the guy raised his hand and pointed to Shennong's No. 1.

We all looked at Shennong's No. 1, according to the old god's previous statement, he only awakened in recent years, could it be that this guy deceived us?

Shennong's No. 1 was quite unhappy: "What do you all think I'm doing?" Listen to what they say! ”

Zhu Lingxi looked at us quite seriously, and hurriedly explained: "When I say similarity, I don't mean appearance, but temperament...... The Taoist said that I would have a catastrophe in the near future and realize the way of life, but he was grateful for my kindness and was embarrassed to eat me for nothing, so he taught me a set of mental methods, and let me teach them to future generations before I died, saying that this mental method is unfathomable, and if any of my descendants can understand the slightest, they can ensure the prosperity of the family and the prosperity of the people, and specially instructed me not to cultivate, otherwise I will definitely die! ”

Shennong's No. 1 asked while taking notes: "Have you practiced?" ”

Zhu Lingxi nodded shyly: "Hey, don't blame me, who knows who that old Taoist is?" I'm not familiar with him, it's just that I want to make friends with some strange people, in case he is a madman, what kind of magic attack is taught to me, then wouldn't it hurt me? So, I decided to try it myself! ”

Shennong's No. 1: "And then?" ”

Zhu Lingxi replied flatly: "Then I exploded!" Broken up, they're all turned to ashes! ”

"......, this guy is unlucky enough!"

"Is it going crazy?"

Zhu Lingxi shook his head: "No, I said that after I arrived in the underworld, I was at a loss, and I was always bullied without relatives and no reason, so I remembered those mantras again, but I was afraid, I was afraid that I would explode again and die completely, so in the first hundred years, I was entangled every day!" Finally, at another critical juncture, I made up my mind to practice this exercise again! To my surprise, instead of exploding, I was reborn, so please let the contemptible people slip their hands out, and be careful, don't close your eyes! ”

We big guys were stunned by this guy, waiting for him to give us a wonderful performance.

However, a minute passed, and nothing strange happened, and five minutes passed, and nothing happened......

After ten minutes, I couldn't help it anymore and asked, "Why did you start?" Let's wait for fun? ”