Tang Feng told the truth, but no one believed it.

Speaking of which, Li Ren was really almost hit by him!

At this time, many viewers came back to their senses, but found that it seemed that the real heroine had not yet appeared, but everyone couldn't laugh anymore.

However, this also makes the audience look forward to the next plot of this film more and more.

Perhaps because of the shock of Ruhua's "peerless appearance" before, many viewers actually began to be curious about Feng Jie's role, Ruhua is like this, so what will the role played by Feng Jie, who is already ugly, be?

On the street, Mrs. Hua took four maidservants in spring, summer, autumn and winter and hundreds of family members to worship the gods and incense, and formed a long queue, attracting many passers-by to rush to watch.

"Today, Mrs. Hua has brought her maidservant Sixiang to the incense."

"I heard that all of them are immortals, especially Qiu Xiang."

Tang Bohu heard everyone's discussion and asked curiously, "Which one?" Which one exactly? ”

"That, that!" Zhou Wenbin, Wen Zheng, and the team in Washington of the Ming Dynasty shouted together: "Qiu Xiang ......"

A fair woman in the team looked back and smiled, she was Qiu Xiang played by Su Wanmei, Su Wanmei, who has a national goblin, is naturally very beautiful when she changes into ancient costumes, it can be said that Su Wanmei's looking back smile and the previous Ruhua looking back smile completely formed a stark contrast, the same is shocking, but one is ugly and can't look at it directly, and the other is beautiful and incomprehensible. But Tang Bohu said: "This is very ordinary, it's nothing!" ”

Zhou Wenbin said: "Don't worry, Brother Bohu, you have to know that beauty is the same as flowers." It needs to be set off by green leaves to show her charm, you can take a look at it. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhengming shouted forward at the same time: "Beauty ......"

All the maidservants in Washington turned around, and Tang Bohu saw that Qiu Xiang was surrounded by ugly girls, or a group of shemales.

Tang Bohu was shocked at this moment: "Wow...... Looking at it again, she is really beautiful! Let's go to the temple and get moving! ”

So when I got to the temple. The four geniuses dressed up as beggars.

"Look at you!"

“followme！ When we have the next opportunity, we will go up together and loot it. ”

The foreign text "followme" bursting out of Tang Bohu's mouth makes people laugh, but they don't feel that there is anything wrong, this is the charm of nonsensical comedy, which can make people forget its rationality in joy, and make the originally unreasonable things become unabrupt.

The essence of nonsensical comedy is precisely this, the sky of Pegasus stars, like antelope hanging horns without a trace, is always unexpected. It can be said that people can never guess the development of the plot, when you think it may be like this, but he is like that, such as Ruhua, such as Zhu Zhishan, such as Tang Bohu's eight beautiful and fragrant wives, so that you can never think of it, it seems that there is no reason. But after people watch it, not only will they not feel abrupt. On the contrary, it will be hilarious because of this, which is the essence of nonsense.

The film continues, and Qiu Xiang's loving smile hits Tang Bohu like a Cupid's arrow. Tang Bohu finally found what he dreamed of, that is, Qiu Xiang, and the movie also passed Qiu Xiang's patient and loving smile when she was gracious, which added to her already beautiful appearance.

At this time, Mrs. Hua went to chat with Master Zhengyi, the presiding officer of the temple. And Qiu Xiang helped Mrs. Hua ask for a safe sign. Just as Qiu Xiang was kneeling on the ground and begging for a signature, Tang Bohu appeared.

"Ahhh

Then he walked over to Qiu Xiang and said, "Miss, worship God?" ”

Qiu Xiang glanced at Tang Bohu and nodded. Tang Bohu smiled cheaply: "Okay." Worship more gods, and God will bless you. ”

At this point, one fell to the ground.

"I'll come."

Tang Bohu hurriedly picked it up, but he didn't give it to Qiu Xiang, but used his invincible trick of picking up girls, smiling, the so-called people are invincible, Tang Bohu at this moment has an urge to make people want to smoke him when they see it.

"Hey...... Ay...... Hey......"

While the audience was amused by Tang Bohu's cheap performance, they couldn't help but wonder how Qiu Xiang would deal with it next?

A slap in the face?

A punch?

Kicked out?

Hey, this audience guessed very closely, Tang Bohu was indeed kicked out, but it was not the beautiful Sister Qiuxiang who moved his feet, but a bald monk!

KO！！！

Tang Bohu was kicked and flew out of the temple, and he hadn't figured out what was going on. Don't say it's him, even the audience at the scene can't figure out the situation? What the hell is that monk? How did it come about?

But when he saw the monk appear in front of him, he took out a plaque and put it away. It reads, "It is strictly forbidden to make noise in the temple".

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed heartily again, this is too nonsense, if you can guess it, it will be ghostly!

Next, Tang Bohu returned to the temple, but Qiu Xiang had already left, and Tang Bohu was naturally unwilling to chase him out.

came to the dock and called a boatman to drive a boat to chase the official ship of Washington, and when they saw the boatman, the audience couldn't help but shout: "Wang Da Hammer!" ”

Yes, this boatman is Li Junze, who starred in Wang Dazhui in "Never Expected".

"Brother, chase the official ship of Washington for me." Tang Bohu said as he jumped on the boat.

"Good! Childe, be careful! The boatman said: "Childe, you really know the goods, there are so many ships, you just picked my boat, I am famous for being fast." ”

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Hey....your ship is sinking!"

Tang Bohu was shocked, the boat was really sinking, and the water was flooding his waist.

"Didn't I say it, Shen also sinks fast."

"Don't make trouble, I'm in a hurry, big brother!"

"Looking at the way you look, I knew you were chasing Qiuxiang.?"

"How do you know?"

"I've seen a lot of rich men like you. But just walking around in front of Washington, D.C., then "hemp rope to pick up tofu - don't mention it".

"What's your best move?"

"You have to find a way to sneak into Washington."

"Then you can teach me two tricks, please."

"There are tricks, see if you can get on the road."

"Everything is up to the big brother."

"Listen up......"

The two cargo companies, both men and the ship, sank into the water.

This paragraph is full of laughter, whether it is the sentence "sinking and sinking fast" or the dialogue while sinking the ship later, it makes people vomit.

However, this paragraph is just an appetizer compared to the following, and the most classic part of the whole film is about to be staged.

At this time, the picture in the movie switched, Tang Bohu, who had changed his clothes, and the boatman played by Li Junze pushed a wooden cart in front of the west gate of Washington.

At this time, Tang Bohu reminded the boatman: "Hey...... The play is about to be staged, and you won't be able to move until you are killed. ”

The boatman said, "You said that all the money from the sale will be given to me, and you are not allowed to rely on it." ”

Tang Bohu said: "With your wisdom, can you be bluffed? ”

The boatman thought for a moment and said, "That's right. ”

After saying that, the boatman lay on the car and pretended to be dead. Tang Bohu held up a sign saying that he was selling himself to bury his father, knelt beside the car and shouted: "Neighbors. Come on, the filial son who has just come out of the oven is afraid to sell, so come and take a look if you don't buy it! (To be continued.) )

PS: Revised!