[1296] The so-called three-year covenant
Gu Xiandong put Moutai on the table. Then sit down at the table. I didn't like Xuankong to eat the leftovers, so I took a big bite of it, and I don't know how long he hadn't eaten, and after eating, he filled another bowl of porridge. Finished drinking again. After that, the "ah" let out a sigh of "give me a cigarette." ”
I let out an "ah", hurriedly took out the cigarette, and handed it to Gu Xiandong.
Xuankong also came in at this time, standing behind Gu Xiandong very regularly, not even daring to say anything.
Gu Xiandong took a cigarette, took a few puffs, then smiled, and said bluntly, "Do you have something to ask me?" ”
As soon as I heard it, God said, "Something is true, something is true!" ”
Gu Xiandong smiled slightly, "You still remember the three-year appointment with me, and you still remember the disrespect for me at the beginning." ”
I was a little embarrassed, "I was wrong, Master. ”
"Don't call me Master, just call me Brother Dong."
I hesitated for a moment, "Brother Dong, some can't speak." ”
"Why. Call me Brother Sheng, and you can't be wronged! Gu Xiandong was a little angry. The boss with staring eyes said, "It seems that the two of us have nothing to talk about." ”
"Don't, don't." I hurriedly shook my head, "Don't you know what I'm asking you for, you can't understand me yet." ”
"What do you want me to do with what I want to understand you?" Gu Xiandong's eyes stared at the boss, "Why don't I understand?" ”
I frowned slightly, "Then I don't know what Brother Dong, what do you think I ask you for." ”
Gu Xiandong had an unfathomable look on his face again, and stretched out his fingers and pinched his fingers, "At the beginning, you and I had a three-year contract, but now in my opinion, your relationship is not going well, girlfriend, eighty percent has already left you!" Naturally, you are asking me for this. I have a lot of ** people, maybe I can help you two calculate a hexagram. Help the two of you change a fate lot, tie a red thread, and let the two of you continue the edge! ”
I looked at Gu Xiandong, thought for a moment, and then smiled slightly, "Oh, how to change the direct fate of the two of us, how to tie another red thread, so that the two of us can continue the frontier?" ”
Gu Xiandong's brows furrowed, and his face was entangled. Shaking his head vigorously, "Oh, this is not easy to do, not easy to do, really not easy to do!" As he spoke, he shook his head with an embarrassed face, "This is going against the sky, there are too many things to do against the sky, but it is going to be a long life." Ay. I can't even tell how many years I have left. Tomorrow happens to be the birthday of the Jade Emperor, and the seventy-two star monarchs return to the throne to celebrate their birthday. A day to celebrate. If at this time, do a ritual and pray to God, you may be able to find a good marriage. It's just that it's hard. It's hard. Things against the sky must be done less. Gu Xiandong began to shake his head again, with a helpless expression.
In fact, I have always thought that this bragging should have a scale, and bragging is a very learned thing, not everyone brags well, bragging, bragging, blowing, just stupid. I originally had a little fantasy about Gu Xiandong before, this kid is not good, he is really a master of the world. If he doesn't say anything at first, just say it, then he will probably be able to fool me. As a result, this guy shocked me from the beginning, and after that, I felt that this guy was getting more and more, and the more he, the more evil it became.
Xuankong looked behind Xiandong again, with an embarrassed expression. The expression on his face is also very strange. He wanted to interject several times, but was stopped by Gu Xiandong.
Gu Xiandong also really has a set, touching his beard, dancing with his hands, and surging passion in his speech. One time the finger is forward, and the other time there is a finger to the northwest, which is the same as the real "Peach Blossom Yunyuan left and right, and his wife loses one round at a time." At present, there are five ghost stars. There is a god in the branch of the moon general. Asking his wife is like wind and rain, and seeking profit is like dust. The seven killings in front of him are according to his fate, and he is currently committing ups and downs, the cold and summer disasters are not small, and the transition to the boat is less open, and he is more troubled and cautious to secretly make friends. Fear of the flat ground waves, steady with false alarm. Last night, the spring breeze was long. A wind blows nine degrees of autumn, and the white clouds are deep in the mountains. Ride a flat boat on the green water beachhead. The jade belt was returned to the king. Call me three times and don't look back. Ziya used to put the fishing hook. The hook rod cuts down the southern mangosteen. Don't fish for golden turtles and swear endlessly. Huqin did not meet a bosom friend. The sword hangs in the air and plays the dragon. Who can get to the Loufeng Pavilion, there are sages who don't know. Jiaolong out ***. There are many wise men in the mountains! ”
I didn't understand a word of him for a long time, but I understood what he meant. Just smiled at him "How much does it cost, happy, just order"
"It's not about money, it's about my longevity. I use my yang shou to disobey the heavens. If it weren't for the sake of our destined, I would never have been able to do this kind of thing, like this, 50,000. Spank. ”
"Are you poor and crazy?" I blurted this out. I regretted it when I said that. Because I was angry, I blurted out that sentence. After I said this, Xuankong was also stunned, and Gu Xiandong opposite me was also stunned. All looked at me.
After a while, Gu Xiandong spoke, "How can you talk like that!" That's my longevity! Yangshou! ”
I stared at Gu Xiandong, and my heart was on fire, "I can see it." You're a big fool who cheated my daughter-in-law out of her money, and then told my daughter-in-law what a bullshit three-year contract to swindle her out of me. And now she's coming and lying to me again, isn't it, I'll just remember it, and you don't know what to say from her ear. She was originally superstitious, and when you say that, she believes it even more. It's because of this, what a bullshit three-year appointment, she ran away. You must have told her something, and now you still want to use this set to fool me, the farther and farther, damn, I've figured it out. You're a god. Tell me what's going on with my daughter-in-law!! With that, I stood up. It's paralyzed, it's about my daughter-in-law. I really can't care about anything. The sixth brother wants money and not life, and he wants his daughter-in-law not wealth. Don't mention it. Especially after I react to Gu Xiandong's old god now. I was even angrier.
Gu Xiandong hurriedly took a step back, and cautiously stretched out his hand to me, "You, you, don't come here, what do you want to do?"
"Your sister's, it's all this time, and you still want to fool me. Damn it. I can see that you TM is a magic stick. ”
"Xuankong, Xuankong, hurry, hurry. He's going to be bad for you, Dongge. After speaking, Gu Xiandong pushed Xuankong in front of me.
At this time, a figure appeared on Gu Xiandong's side, although it was still morning and the weather was not hot, but when he climbed up from the bottom of the mountain, he would definitely sweat, and the sparrow appeared on Gu Xiandong's side bare-chested. dragged Gu Xiandong to the edge of the dining table like a chicken. Gu Xiandong gasped twice, "I listened to you a few words outside just now." It's not marginal at all, how to say no with what I taught you" First of all, the first word is not peach blossom luck, it is wealth luck. The second is also not a pawn. It's wealth. Damn it. Lie to my brother. After speaking, the sparrow was not polite at all, and Gu Xiandong was slapped on the head, "What a bullshit three-year appointment." We are superstitious, but that doesn't mean we're stupid. Say, Who are you! "Sparrow is not polite at all. And the sparrow is now shirtless, the scars on his chest, the tattoos on his body, his back, and Daguan Gong are all stupid for Gu Xiandong. I won't even speak.
"Donor, donor." Xuankong hurriedly walked to the side of the sparrow at this time, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, my uncle is like this, he is joking, joking." ”
Sparrow was still very polite to Xuankong, and he smiled at Xuankong, "Okay." Got it. Master Xuankong. After that, he glanced at Gu Xiandong, "I'll give you 50,000 yuan on the table now, do you dare to take it?" I ask you, what's the three-year covenant my brother was talking about! With that, the sparrow pulled out his dagger and threw it on the table, followed by it, and stabbed it on the table.
The sweat on Gu Xiandong's forehead flowed out in a loud voice, and I only understand now that it is good to deal with a god like Gu Xiandong, and it is still a sparrow, and I am really not good at it.
I looked at the sparrow in admiration and quietly gave him a thumbs up.
Sparrow nodded, and then sat down on Gu Xiandong's side, "It's better to tell everything honestly, and then tell me what Yangshou, the older you are, the more you tell the fortune." That would hurt everyone's peace. That's not good! After that, the sparrow "Smack!" He slapped the table hard, "Do you hear me?" ”
"Oh my god!" Gu Xiandong stood up immediately, and hurriedly nodded at the sparrow, "Me." I. Twice.
The sparrow pulled the knife up.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry!" Xuankong was in a hurry. Hurriedly grabbed the sparrow's arm, "Don't be angry." ”
"Get up." The sparrow roared.
"Don't, don't. I say it all, I say it all. Gu Xiandong lost his temper, looked at the sparrow, and looked aggrieved, "I said it's not okay." ”
"Just hurry up, don't you hear the nonsense?" The sparrow pointed a dagger at Gu Xiandong, and then looked at Xuankong, "Master Xuankong." Let go of me. It's okay, I have a sense of proportion. He just cooperated with me. Isn't it, Gu, half! Immortal! ”
Gu Xiandong stood on the side and smiled very awkwardly, "I said, you, you can't hold me accountable." ”
"Don't worry, just say it. After I said it, not only did I not pursue you, but you helped me do something, and I gave you the 50,000 yuan. If you do what you say, you can't die a good death if you deceive."
Gu Xiandong turned his head to look at me, "Really, fake?" Talking counts? If you can't care about me at all, give me back the money? ”
"I will do what I say, so hurry up." After saying that, I sighed and made it to the table, "Tell me clearly, what do you mean by that three-year appointment." How did you get it. And the matter of my daughter-in-law. How much do you know. ”