The light in the aisle was dim, it looked a bit like a dungeon in the game, Yu Xiaoyao followed closely behind Zhang Shun, if it weren't for Zhang Shun's eyes that were too revealing when she asked her to borrow clothes before, she would probably take his arm and walk forward at this time.

"Why suffer? Is the stuff in the cafeteria hard to eat? In such an environment, Zhang Shun's words made Yu Xiaoyao a little scared.

Zhang Shun stopped, turned around and said to Yuan Yu Xiaoyao, who was extremely serious: "This sentence must not be said in the cafeteria!" You can't evaluate the food, you can't ask for beef, and you can't have leftovers, these three points must be remembered, otherwise your life will be lost, and as for why you suffer, you will know in a while. ”

Yu Xiaoyao was taken aback by Zhang Shun's appearance, and nodded solemnly, her appearance made Zhang Shun feel a little funny, but she couldn't laugh - this is not a joke, Chef Niu's big kitchen knife is really scary, and it is really powerful, in front of the cook, Liu Jun's gear defense layer is a fart!

The cafeteria is still dim, and the chandelier that will not be extinguished flickers on and off, sighing at its singing and crying lighting history.

"I have Thomas Edison's fingerprints on me!" Zhang Shun seemed to hear the light bulb say this.

The water monk and the blind Taoist had been waiting for a while, and as soon as they saw Zhang Shun and Yu Xiaoyao, they hurriedly beckoned them over, the wine was full, the meat had been added, and as soon as Zhang Shun and the two sat down, the Taoist monk began to gobble up.

Looking at the table of pure vegetables, Yu Xiaoyao was stunned, and turned her head to look at Zhang Shun, who was smiling bitterly.

Zhang Shun pointed to the bowl of rice wine in front of Yu Xiaoyao, and motioned her to use the wine to add meat, he was not sure whether "greasy" was considered to be a food, so he didn't dare to say it.

However, the minotaur cook still came out, and instead of using a kitchen knife to open the way, he went straight out of the kitchen door.

Zhang Shun and Yu Xiaoyao had a tacit understanding and were scared out of the cold at the same time, whether it was the first time or the second time, the shock of the cook's body would not be weakened in the slightest.

Chef Niu walked up to Zhang Shun, the huge shadow shrouded the people at this table, he put his nose in front of Zhang Shun's left arm and sniffed, tilted his head and thought about it, and then suddenly straightened up and knelt on the ground with a "porphyr" sound.

Zhang Shun was so frightened that he also slipped off the chair, and came to bow down with the cow cook, the funny appearance of the two made Yu Xiaoyao couldn't help laughing, and the water monk took a big sip of the wine jar by himself, as if he hadn't seen anything, only the blind Taoist said: "You kneel a fart!" The chef worships the demon card and not you, what kind of coaxing? ”

Zhang Shun hurriedly got up, put his left arm across his body, and put on a pose that could show the fearless spirit of the Red Army soldiers, so as to make it more convenient for the cow cook to visit the shrine.

After his forehead touched the ground and bowed for a while, the cow chef got up and left as if nothing had happened, Zhang Shun sat back on the chair and desperately pulled the meat into his mouth, tonight's staple food is stir-fried chicken, side dishes include braised pork ribs, pork cold slices, shredded duck, etc., Zhang Shun drank the wine to a trickle, ate the chicken in the bowl cleanly, just breathed a sigh of relief, but saw Yu Xiaoyao's eyes asking for help.

Yu Xiaoyao was very aggrieved, how could she eat all this bowl of chicken? The leftovers that can't be left are given to her by Zhang Shun, so she can only ask him for help.

Zhang Shun sighed, took Yu Xiaoyao's bowl, put more than half of the chicken in it into his bowl, and said to the blind Taoist while stuffing it into his mouth: "I'll do it tomorrow." ”

The Taoist priest slipped through the wine and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, you are more anxious than me in this matter." ”

Zhang Shun could only chew the meat with a wry smile, the blind Taoist was not wrong, he was indeed more anxious.

After eating the "evening meat", on the way back to the room, Zhang Shun said to Yu Xiaoyao: "You'd better prepare some cucumbers, radishes and other vegetables that can be eaten raw, but it's best not to take them to the kitchen to eat, and don't let the Taoist priest help you add 'rice', carry the empty bowl and eat some 'vegetables' casually." After finishing speaking, he thought of something, and hurriedly looked back and was relieved to make sure that no kitchen knives were flying towards him.

Go back to the house and wash the new clothes I bought today, Zhang Shun came to the lobby wearing slippers, Mr. Yang was counting coins, the blind Taoist was playing with his mobile phone, and the water monk was drinking a little wine, all of which were no different from the daytime, Zhang Shun suddenly realized that in addition to the lighting equipment and the blind man's mobile phone, he had not seen any other electrical appliances in this inn, and he couldn't watch a TV if he wanted to.

Coming to the blind Taoist and sitting down, Zhang Shun asked: "Taoist, the boss said that this demon card has the function of Sumeru mustard, how to use it?" He knew that the blind people had a great interest in this demon card, and he would definitely know about it.

The blind man really knew, and he said while browsing the photos on his phone: "Didn't the boss tell you? The demon spirit feeds on your emotions, and after wearing it, it will be one with you, and it can know all your thoughts, and if you want to store something, you can directly imagine that there is a big pocket in the brand, and you have to put things in this pocket, and when you take things, it is a little more complicated, and you have to think about the thing you want to take out. ”

Zhang Shun said "oh", looked left and right, picked up a clean ashtray on the coffee table in front of the sofa and began to practice, the first ashtray hit the demon card directly, the second time Zhang Shun concentrated on trying again, the ashtray really disappeared in his hand, as if there was a very gentle force to take the cigarette jar from his hand.

Although it was a little more complicated to get something, when Zhang Shun imagined what the ashtray looked like, the ashtray soon appeared in his hand on the demon card.

"It's fun!" Zhang Shun screamed excitedly, which frightened the blind man and almost dropped his mobile phone on the ground.

Zhang Shun walked out of the inn in the angry scolding of the blind Taoist, and suddenly found that the demon card on his arm automatically shrank and slid down to the wrist, just like an antique bracelet, this change is very interesting, as if the demon card turned on the self-protection function as soon as it came out of the inn.

There are too many secrets of demon cards, and Zhang Shun is too lazy to study them at this time, anyway, he has already "grown" on himself, and it is also interesting to slowly discover those secrets in the future. He first went to the nearby commissary to buy a pack of cigarettes, and then went to the supermarket to buy a box of cucumbers, the vegetable market had long been closed, and the cucumbers in the supermarket were ridiculously expensive, Zhang Shun grinned in distress.

After returning to the inn and washing all the cucumbers into the demon cards, he came to Yu Xiaoyao's room and began to play tricks.

Eating fresh cucumbers, Yu Xiaoyao felt a strange happiness.

After lunch the next day, Zhang Shun walked out of the inn with the small digital camera, the arduous task was about to begin, he would actually rather face the three Liu Jun than perform this kind of task.

In any city where the development is not too bad, the largest concentration of beauties is all kinds of nightclubs, but going to a nightclub to take pictures of beauties with a camera is easy to cause misunderstandings, and you can't take this risk unless you have to. During the day, the pedestrian street is the place with the most beautiful women, and in addition to beautiful women, you can see people taking pictures with cameras everywhere.

It is undeniable that there are indeed professional magazine or gossip news photographers among these people, but most of them must be people like Zhang Shun who are driven by their own or others' "interests", of course, except for Zhang Shun, everyone's photographic equipment is very professional.

Looking at the digital camera in his hand, which was so small that it could be associated with the word "candid photography", Zhang Shun had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, and he walked into the crowd like a pervert.

"Hey! Rookie, get a professional camera to pretend to be a show! A middle-aged man with Trump in his mouth shouted at Zhang Shun, causing his peers around him to laugh. This man's equipment is indeed very good, the lens of the camera is as long as a forearm, and there are at least twenty pockets on the dark green waistcoat, all of which are stuffed with bulging, and I don't know what it contains.

Zhang Shun fled to the middle of the pedestrian street, and began to shoot many beauties as far as his eye could see with very hidden movements, the sincerity that the blind Taoist said included the quality of the photo, but where can Zhang Shun take care of this now, he feels that he has never been so embarrassed.

"Call it a day." After filming for a short while, Zhang Shun made such a decision. Although I know that sincerity is far from enough, more than a dozen photos can probably be handed over.

Stuffing the camera back into his trouser pocket and about to leave, Zhang Shun suddenly heard an exclamation from the crowd.

The scream came from a woman's surname, and at the spot where the cry came from, the crowd dispersed at once. In the center of the near-perfect circular encirclement, a pale-faced middle-aged woman sat on the ground, staring blankly at her front, and a thin figure in that direction was gradually surrounding the crowd, holding a black women's handbag.

It was the bag snatcher, and the bag snatcher not only grabbed the bag, but also pulled down the middle-aged woman.

Zhang Shun's position happened to be on the escape route of the bag snatcher, he sighed that he couldn't encounter such a good thing when he was hungry at noon yesterday, and at the same time thought about whether to make a move, the other party was still more than 20 meters away from him, which was enough time for him to come up with more than ten feasible ways to control the enemy.

However, the bag snatcher failed to run in front of Zhang Shun smoothly, and was stopped by a person at a distance of ten meters.

This is a somewhat exaggerated young man, and the combination of sandals, shorts and floral shirts is common on tropical islands, but in inland cities like Cheongje, this dress is a bit of an eyesore.

The young man put on an exaggerated "big" character and stopped in front of the bag snatcher, and said loudly: "Rob in broad daylight, is there any royal law?" ”

Zhang Shun almost laughed out loud when he heard it, this young man should be a hot-blooded young man created by martial arts novels.

The guy who grabbed the bag really laughed, he took out a dagger, and asked very cooperatively, "Wang Fa?" How much is Wang Fa worth a pound? ”

The hot-blooded young man was not afraid when he saw that the other party took out a knife, Ma Li took off his two sandals and put them on his hands, seeing his action, Zhang Shun laughed, not only him, but all the onlookers laughed.

The hot-blooded young man yelled angrily at the crowd: "What are you laughing at? They all look like cowardice, so many people are not as good as me as a student, and I have lived blindly for so many years. ”

"Good!" The people around him didn't blush at all, they all shouted hello and slapped hard.