Chapter 495: Speechless
This was extremely funny, it didn't match its emperor-like temperament earlier, it looked weird and funny, and Ling Yu looked at it with a strange expression.
"Don't look at it, why don't you look at it!" said the white tiger angrily, "You may not believe it, if I yell at you, you have to kneel down and call Dad!"
Ling Yu didn't speak, looking at it with idiot eyes.
"What kind of eyes are you?" the white tiger glared, and his earlier majesty was gone, which may be its true face.
Although the fierce tigers around them didn't know what was happening, they also felt a little strange.
"This king has lost his temper a little. The white tiger coughed dryly twice, straightened his color, and regained his majestic and deep state again, making a vicissitudes of life and an ancient voice, "Human, you have two choices, either surrender or die. ”
Ling Yu didn't speak, just looked at it quietly, as if to say: Please start your performance.
The corners of the white tiger's mouth twitched, damn this guy doesn't play cards according to the routine, if you have to maintain your image, otherwise it will scold.
Its voice was low and indifferent, "In that case, then I don't mind letting you know about the power of this king first. ”
It took a deep breath, and a terrifying coercion rose from its massive body, and a pair of terrifying eyes bloomed with terrifying essence.
"Roar!"
The tiger roars in the mountains and forests, deafening, ferocious, and the surging wind ravages the heavens and the earth!
All the fierce tigers around them were crawling on the ground, trembling, their eyes were full of fear, they were wailing in a low voice like a sick cat, and the suppression of their bloodlines was vividly displayed!
The white tiger opened his bloody mouth and roared at Ling Yu, looking extremely proud and proud, looking forward to seeing the scene of him kneeling down and calling his father.
Soon, however, its face changed, and its pupils contracted dramatically in its widening eyes.
Syllable!
A crisp and loud slap interrupted the White Tiger's roar, and Ling Yu said "bad breath" with a look of disgust, and slapped his hand on the White Tiger's roaring mouth.
"Whew-"
The white tiger's mouth is almost crooked, the fishy saliva sprays out, and the whole face is almost distorted, the appearance is not terrifying, but surprisingly funny and funny, and the emoji is bound to become popular on the Internet.
Bang!
With a dull loud thud, its massive body smashed a large tree hugged by ten people.
A group of fierce tigers were dumbfounded, although they didn't have any intelligence, they weren't too stupid, at least they knew how to be shocked and scared.
They glanced at Ling Yu, who had a calm face, and then at the white tiger with their feet facing the sky, and their big furry faces suddenly showed a terrifying look on their plates, and they retreated fearfully, distancing themselves from Ling Yu.
Due to the difference in bloodline, they instinctively thought that the king was an existence that exploded the sky, and the tiger's body would tremble three times when it shook the heavens and the earth.
But now, it seems that there is a more powerful existence, and the king who has blown up the sky has been overturned, which is really people, no, let the tiger not believe it!
The white tiger stood up with difficulty, half of the tiger's face was high and swollen, but fortunately, its body was terrifying, it was not injured, and not even a drop of blood was shed.
However, the sharp pain made it want to roll on the ground. But it understands that it can't roll around willfully, it is a king, and it must maintain the image of not being shocked in the face of danger.
Otherwise, a group of younger brothers will be suspicious of it, and the hard-won good life will be far away from it.
It looked at Ling Yu like a child who had been beaten and looked at the adult who had beaten him, and it was actually very scared in its heart, its limbs were weak and trembling, but it had to pretend to be calm and calm.
"Roar!"
It barked majestically and indifferently, signaling that the tigers did not need to worry, and that everything was under its control.
The tigers comprehended the meaning of the king, the tiger's eyes lit up, and the momentum immediately returned, grinning at Ling Yu again, looking eager to try, a group of fierce tigers and dogs were full of posture.
Ling Yu's face was expressionless, silent, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. He only felt like he had broken into the camp of a group of comic creatures, and the king of the comic was a complete idiot......
"You are very good, you have passed the test of this king. The white tiger's body was huge, condescendingly corrupting Ling Yu, and his indifferent voice did not carry the slightest emotion, as if the emperor was announcing the judgment of a certain criminal.
Ling Yu: "......"
The white tiger continued to pretend and said: "This king loves talents, and this king also has a magnanimous and broad imperial heart. Therefore, the king has decided to forgive you for your sins and let you go......"
As soon as it finished speaking, it found a group of fierce tiger brothers looking at it, their eyes looking a little dissatisfied.
In fact, it only thinks too much, and these stupid tigers can't understand what it's saying.
After all, it itself felt that it would be suspicious to let Ling Yu go like this, and its dignity as a king would be questioned.
"Well, that's wrong. The white tiger raised a furry paw and put it to his mouth, coughing twice like a leader, trembling in his heart, but on the surface he was domineering, and said a sentence full of pretense of force.
"Be the most loyal servant of this king, O man, and swear to me and give your heart for me. This is your glory and your chance, this king will take you to conquer the Eight Wildernesses, command the four wildernesses, and our goal is the sea of stars!"
As he spoke, he stood up like a human being, with its two forelimbs raised, as if to hold up the whole sky, and as if to embrace the whole world, as if it were the president of a country giving an impassioned speech before the war.
The tigers were unconscious, and they all showed solemn expressions.
A black line crept up on Ling Yu's forehead, if he hadn't had any other plans, he would have killed this stupid tiger a long time ago.
"This king gives you ten seconds to think about it, ten, nine, eight...... Three, two......"
Ling Yu's expression remained unchanged, and he just stood calmly in place, as if nothing in the world could shake him, and he had no intention of agreeing at all.
Cold sweat flowed from the white tiger's furry head, and this guy didn't give him any face, which made it very difficult to do.
It realizes that if it doesn't do it well today, it won't want to mess around here in the future.
It panicked, and in desperation continued its countdown, "one hundred nine, one hundred eight, one hundred eighty-eight, one hundred eighty-eight......"
Ling Yu: "......"
The white tiger secretly transmitted to Ling Yu while dragging the time: "Human friends, give a step down, you can go wherever you want afterwards, and this king will also send you a beautiful tigress for you to be happy......"
Ling Yu made a move, he didn't want to kill it, but that didn't mean he couldn't beat it.
He pressed the huge furry head of this stupid tiger and rubbed it fiercely on the ground, especially the expression on his face was indifferent, calm as water, as if he was doing a trivial thing.
The group of fierce tigers around them once again showed very anthropomorphic expressions, with mouths bigger than basins, staring at eyes no smaller than footballs, stunned......