"His grandmother is a polar bear! Who wrote this story? Brains in water, right? Or is it cement? Mercury? Leech? Could it be a jellyfish? Or just find a water pipe and plug it in? ”

Sima Yi was sitting in the office, pointing to a report sent by Su Shi and scolding endlessly. Zhuge Liang, who was standing on the side, didn't know where he got so angry, and asked with a smile: "Which nerve is short-circuited?" Or else it's a broken circuit? Do you want me to pick it up for you? ”

has been with Sima Yi's poisonous tongue for a long time, and Zhuge Liang has unknowingly blackened the ink. The current realm has basically reached the lofty realm of scolding people without spitting out dirty words, but it is more frustrating than saying dirty words. Although there is still a certain gap from Sima Yilai, Zhuge Liang's poisonous tongue level has been recognized by Sima Yi, so he will be sent a certificate.

After complaining about the report, Sima Yi began to worry about how to help the family solve the problem. He didn't think there was no need to help them, since he and Zhuge Liang heard that raising earthworms could also make money, the two of them invariably began to prepare to contract the surrounding barren mountains and wilderness. In fact, Xingmao Group also has several large-scale farms in China. However, if earthworms are raised in these places, the problem of feed for species and poultry will be solved, and of course, the earthworm project will be lost.

"Should I ask Linnaeus, I heard that he is a very famous biologist, and if it doesn't work, let's go to Darwin."

Zhuge Liang scoffed at Sima Yi's suggestion. One studies taxonomy and the other studies evolution. How would they know why earthworms were sunburned en masse on the road? At first glance, this problem has to be dealt with by some graduate physiology. But who is more suitable?

"Strategist!" A shout shattered the thinking of the two, and Zhang Fei, who looked like he had just returned from a trip to Africa, walked into the office, "My lord asked me to ask you if the vehicle to welcome the new students is ready." ”

Zhuge Liang jumped up. Sima Yi also slapped his thigh, and hurriedly said, "I almost forgot about this." ”

The plane on which Shi Qiang and Su Shi were boarding had already landed at Jinxiu International Airport. Speaking of which, this airport is very well-known in the local area, not because of how much convenience it can bring to the public's travel, but because when the airport was built, there were many contradictions and scandals because of site selection and land issues. It is said that there have also been life lawsuits. In the end, the superiors had to choose the airport on the outskirts of the suburbs. It's almost like the dividing line between human civilization and nature.

"From here to the city, I heard that the road is long." Su Shi carried his suitcase and said to Shi Qiang on the side, "Are we taking a taxi, or call someone to pick us up." ”

"It's a trifle!" Shi Qiang said aggressively, "I have expected this for a long time. So people prepared the vehicle in advance. ”

Shi Qiang waved his big hand, pointed to an off-road vehicle in the parking lot, and asked Su Shi, "Do you drive or do I drive?" ”

"I won't drive." Su Shi said, "So you can only open it." ”

Shi Qiang pursed his lips, and his Adam's apple squirmed up and down several times, as if he had something to say, and it seemed that it was not convenient to say it. In the end, he still didn't swallow these words, leaned on Su Shi's ear and whispered: "We have our rules here, we have to learn what we should learn." You can't stay in your ivory tower all the time. You'll have to come out sooner or later, don't you think? Driving a car is also a basic means of survival. ”

Su Shi knew that the strong man was thinking about himself, so he glanced at him with a very grateful gaze at the moment, and was about to say some words of gratitude to express his sincere emotions in his heart, or rather, he was about to write a poem to express it. But just as he was brewing, a shout suddenly came. …

"Little girl, get in my car. My electric tricycle is environmentally friendly and pollution-free. ”

Su tried to be attracted by this master's soliciting skills. Let's take a look at who the master is recruiting. It was a girl in her twenties carrying a large bag. Su Shi knows that people of her age have been instilled with a lot of environmental awareness since childhood, although they may not be able to do it usually, but when they hear the word environmental protection, they still instinctively feel "good". It was such a simple and general feeling that made this little girl decide to make this electric tricycle.

"Master, send me to Star Cat University?"

"Yo, I'm still a female college student."

In the face of the driver's praise, the girl just smiled and looked shy. At this time, the master said: "But after here, there is no celebrity university, and there is no star cat university." Little girl, are you mistaken? ”

The little girl blinked her big cute eyes, and suddenly remembered that what was written on the admission letter was indeed a celebrity university. It was started by the Starcat Group. He'd just confused the two names. After hearing the master's correction, she smiled gratefully, and then said, "Yes, yes, I remembered wrong, so send me to the Celebrity University." ”

The master glanced at it with a smile, and suddenly changed his solemn expression, and said with a smile: "I am specially sent by the celebrity university to pick up students." There are few people who come by plane, so there are only a few tricycles. Girl, don't think it's very calculated, private schools, there are often problems with capital turnover. ”

"yes, I know."

Su Shi and Shi Qiang stood aside and listened clearly to the whole process of their conversation. At the beginning, when Su Shi heard the girl say that she was a student at a celebrity university, Su Shi's old mistake almost happened again, and he originally wanted to go up and talk to this beauty. Unexpectedly, I heard that the school had sent a special car to pick up the students. At the moment, I feel a little angry. He is also a student of the school, why doesn't he even have a tricycle, and he has to have a very special relationship with the people of the Black Clothes Society to help him solve the traffic problem.

In a fit of anger, Su Shi made a phone call to Sima Yi. As soon as the call was answered, he asked, "Did you send a tricycle to pick up the new students?" ”

Sima Yi's hysterical voice came from leaving there: "Shrimp!" What a tricycle, it's obviously a six-wheeled bus. ”

Su Shi subconsciously glanced at the tricycle that had been started, and then told Sima Yi about the situation he had just encountered.

"Absolutely impossible!" Sima Yi's voice was even more hysterical, "Don't you know if our school has any money?" It's an aircraft carrier to save you. Will a rich and powerful school use a tricycle to pick up new students? ”

After the obedient phone call, Su Shi turned his puzzled eyes to Shi Qiang. Shi Qiang, who used to be a film policeman, smiled: "That's a black car soliciting customers." This woman will either be slaughtered or ......" Speaking of this, Shi Qiang suddenly showed a squinting smile, "You should have heard about what happened in Qizhou a few days ago." Female college student in a black car, then ......"

When Su Shi heard this, he shouted: "It's not good! ”

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