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"Hey, I knew you were here to see the fun, too. But you're still the first to run on this rainy day. The older security guard said smoking a cigarette.

Luo Fei was also a little interested, and asked, "Then you tell me, what's the matter with this person, it's raining so hard, and I don't know how to hide?" ”

"What is this, I have been a security guard here for several years, this person has been here for more than a year, every day, from twelve to two o'clock at noon, from six o'clock in the afternoon to eight o'clock in the evening, the thunder cannot move, it will be on that wall and facing the wall, the wind and rain have never stopped." The old security guard said with a gossip on his face.

Luo Fei was also strange when he heard it, if you want to talk about neurosis, I haven't seen anything like this.

The old security guard stuffed the soft China that Luo Fei gave him into his pocket, took out the box of Qinghe, scattered one for Luo Fei and the little security guard, and smoked it himself.

"If you want to say that this man is strange, you have to start from the time he first came. It was raining lightly that day, and this man came to report. Directly find the organization department, the organization department of the person looked, the person took a piece of paper, the red head of the paper written on the provincial veterans management office documents, the content is basically that this person has retired, please arrange the administrative establishment in the Rongcheng Foreign Trade Bureau, and the salary refers to the level of the deputy department.

This is what I heard from Xiao Chen in the organization department, you say it's strange. The first reaction of the people received by the Organization Section at that time was that this was a liar, and the tricks couldn't be worse, because according to the rules, he didn't play like this, at least he went to the Armed Forces Department to report first, and then to the Civil Affairs Bureau to report it, and then wait for the assignment. ”

It was obviously not the first time that the security guard had told someone about this, and even Luo Fei didn't know if what he said was correct. Sounds like that anyway.

"And then? Didn't the people in the organization department call the police? Luo Fei asked with interest.

The old security guard took a deep breath of his cigarette and said, "What kind of police?" The receptionist asked carefully, and this person did not match his words. I can't tell you anything other than what I'm called. This is a neuropathy, who can see it like him? Boom away. ”

"Then why did this person come to work?" Luo Fei was a little curious, and he blasted away, but this person is still staying here, could it be that this person came every day later, and the people from the Foreign Trade Bureau didn't care?

The old security guard smiled mysteriously and said, "Later? And then it's going to be wonderful! At the time, everyone thought of him as a joke. But no one took him seriously. However, on the third day, he came to work! ”

Rub, neurotic liars can also come to work? Luo Fei was surprised.

Looking at Luo Fei's expression, the two security guards smiled very proudly, such an expression, every time they talk to someone about strange things, they can see it once, but. They enjoy it every time.

"Can't guess, right? The situation at that time really dropped a jaw and eyeballs. Don't talk about you, even those old fritters who have been in the agency for decades have never seen such a thing.

Later, a lot of well-informed guys went around to find out. At last. I really asked them about it. After saying that, the old security guard took a smirk of cigarette, just like the one with a fluttering document. It's like he is the guy who became a civil servant.

Luo Fei was also a little anxious and asked, "Big brother." Tell me how this guy got it. Will this work? ”

The old security guard said slowly: "Hehe, don't say you don't understand, there are still people here who can't figure it out." At that time, everyone got the same information. All said, the day after that person was chased away by the people of the Organization Section, Secretary Liu, the leader of our Foreign Trade Bureau, received a mysterious phone call. Someone scolded Secretary Liu on the phone, and it is said that the scolding on the phone can be heard outside the office.

Secretary Liu, how big an official is that? Although our Foreign Trade Bureau is not as popular as the public security and industry and commerce, Secretary Liu is also at the level of the director. The person who called him didn't save face at all, just like a child. Is it not, Yellow? ”

The little security guard also said, "That's it, I just came at that time." This incident made a lot of noise, and many people in the office building said that Secretary Liu could be heard being scolded over the phone in the corridor. ”

Luo Fei was stunned, can this be?

The old security guard seemed to be very satisfied with Luo Fei's expression, and continued: "Then, on the third day, Secretary Liu led the strange man to the higher-level organization department to go through various procedures. ”

"I'm CAO!" This is a man of God, Luo Fei knows what it means to have someone outside the world.

"But that strange man didn't have anything other than the document he had taken the day before, a soldier's card, an officer's card...... Anything that proves his identity is nothing, the number of the troops, the age of service, the position of the troops, the rank...... I can't tell you all about it, but I heard that the organization department really couldn't do anything at that time, so they created a file for it. Do you say cow or not? ”

"Cow, cow is boundless!" Luo Fei really thinks that he is a cow, compared with this weirdo, those second-generation people are a yarn!

"Huh." The old security guard had a look on his face that he knew you would say, "The man was in the office at the time. But soon everyone found out that the problem was distracted, he spoke with the lips of the donkey and the horse's mouth, and often stuck out his tongue, in short, he looked like he was mentally retarded. Now the big guy is gone, and the impact is too bad. ”

"That's right, such people have entered your unit, and the treatment of deputy department level is eye-catching. What's going on with that man? I don't think he has anything too obvious except to stand there? Luo Fei still remembers what Zeng Yong confessed, first ask the strange man about his current situation.

"It's much better now, I don't stick out my tongue anymore, but it's still very difficult to communicate with people. When we were on the night shift, he would sometimes talk to us, and he was now living in the unit. The old security guard said this, and he was also a little embarrassed.

With a snap of his mouth, the old security guard said again: "At that time, everyone had a lot of opinions, and Secretary Liu had no choice, so he had to change the strange man and transfer him to the reemployment center." ”

"Reemployment centers? Isn't that a unit in the city? Isn't it a mess for weirdos to go there? Luo Fei asked in surprise, and at the same time, he was anxious for Secretary Liu's IQ.

"It's not from the city, it's from our Foreign Trade Bureau. It is said that it is a reemployment center, which is a place to place idlers. Secretary Liu arranged the weirdos there. The reemployment centres are very quiet and hardly any people come to their homes. There is a grumpy deputy director who left his post and was rehired, plus the two official establishments of weirdos, and the rest are temporary workers. This deputy director was Director Cao in the former bureau, and he couldn't stay at home after retiring, so he was rehired. Director Cao usually basically does two things, one is to drink, and the other is to ask the current secretary and director for funds to quarrel with the table after drinking. ”

"It's a good place, you don't have to worry about it if you have money." Luo Fei couldn't help but be happy for the weirdo, this place was really suitable for him. If you want to make mistakes, you can't make them.

The old security guard also laughed, and wanted to be very happy for the weirdo.

Luo Fei extinguished the cigarette butt, and then asked, "Big brother, you just said that this strange man lives in the unit, and he doesn't have a home?" Who is he? ”

The old security guard sighed and said, "Who said that people don't have a home, it turns out that there are." In fact, the weirdo is a very good person, and sometimes he teaches Xiao Huang to speak two foreign languages. ”

Do you know a foreign language? Isn't this man insane? Luo Fei looked at the little security guard suspiciously.

The little security guard scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "It's true." You keep calling him a weirdo, a weirdo, and of course he doesn't talk to you anymore. His surname is Liu, and I always call him Brother Liu. Brother Liu sometimes goes to us at night, so he lives with me for nothing. But I was too stupid to learn the foreign languages he spoke. But Brother Liu is very good, he knows several foreign languages, including English, Russian, Japanese, and Arabic. I guess this Brother Liu must have been a character before, but he probably became crazy because of what stimulation. ”

"Do you know so many foreign languages?" Luo Fei was accidentally taken aback again.

The old security guard continued: "No, the weirdos are amazing." He is a very benevolent and righteous person, don't look at his head and not be sober, but what can he do, he is more benevolent and righteous than normal people. His family is ours, and he used to have a wife and a daughter. Later, after the weirdo worked in our bureau, he filed for divorce himself. The house, the car, and the savings were all left to his wife and daughter, and he didn't want anything, so he left the house.

But his wife didn't want to leave, and she had to guard him for everything. He refused to let it, and later he went to the court to apply for it, and then he left the marriage. The strange man is afraid of dragging down his wife, benevolence and righteousness! ”

Luo Fei was already numb, these things that this strange person did were not something that normal people could do.

Later, the weirdo had no place to live, so the unit found a way to solve it and built him a room next to the office as a dormitory. There is air conditioning, TV and everything else. But he said that he was not used to living, so he moved to the innermost part of the courtyard, in a small bungalow that he had built in the bureau many years ago. It is said to be a bungalow, and it is almost the same as a shack. Except for a broken bed and a table of unknown age, there is nothing else, the wind leaks in the winter, the rain leaks in the summer, and that's it, the weirdo lives in it, and he doesn't move out of anything. The old security guard scattered a circle of cigarettes for everyone and lit a fire himself.

This time, Luo Fei didn't say anything, compared with the series of experiences of weirdos, living in a broken house is obviously pediatrics.

The little security guard said, "Brother Liu didn't know what he was doing before? ”

Luo Fei asked, "Does no one know?" You won't ask him? ”

The two security guards looked helpless, and in the end, it was the little security guard who said: "It's not that I haven't asked him, no matter who asks about this, Brother Liu will be stunned there, and then his will have a headache." It hurts pitifully, and then you will say, I can't remember. ”

Also, after all, he is a person with a problem with his head, and he can't be the same as a normal person. Luo Fei smoked a cigarette and thought.

The old security guard seemed to like to be very fond of showmanship, and when he saw that Luo Fei was not very interested in talking, he said: "This strange person, I don't think he is an ordinary person, there was something wrong last winter, and it was evil." (To be continued......)