The first thing that catches your eye is the famous Montenegrin Lao Sao Jin Shuihan! Oh no, this product is not called Jin Shuihan, this product is surnamed Mo, called Mo Qingnan!

Then, apart from Mo Qingnan, guess who else I was looking at?

Hunting girl, Lan Xue'e!

Alas, don't say it, Lan Xue'e is energetic today! Wearing a black skirt in the style of a small evening dress with slanted shoulders, high heels, bare legs, and a red wine glass in her hand, a group of celebrities are talking and laughing with a few old men.

In addition to Mo Qingnan and Lan Xue'e, I also saw the two cuckold men.

The two of them stood side by side arm in arm, as if they were doing the same thing, and were politely greeting the people around them.

Hey, I don't know what day it is, the ghost door is not closed or what.

These demons and monsters are all gathered.

Vivien took me by the hand and walked straight inside.

This little girl, everything is good, but she is a little hairy and stunned.

Let's put it aside, it's quite a stupid girl's temperament, and in addition, sometimes the energy that comes up is very shy.

At this moment, Vivian's stupid girl broke out, took my hand, and rushed into the room in a daze, and directly looked for his brother, Lu Shanghua, a real person who cultivates immortals.

I was leisurely, with a smile in my eyes, and slowly saluted with the class enemies, Comrade Mo Qingnan and Comrade Lan Xue'e.

Mo Qingnan, Lan Xue'e, the two old men of Montenegro, slightly opened the small mouth with lip gloss, the upper and lower lips just closed a circle that could accommodate a certain object to enter, opened their eyes wide, and stared at me with the eyes of a thousand-year-old white-haired zongzi.

I smiled, staggered, and was pulled by Vivian, greeting as I walked, and at the end, I didn't forget to scrape the blue snow moth's pink and smooth little shoulder with my fingers: "Hey, how did you come out last time?" ”

The blue snow moth gritted its teeth, its face was black, its forehead skyrocketed with three thousand black lines, and its eyes spewed flames, and it was eager to destroy me in an instant.

This man is really not funny! I shook my head and smiled helplessly.

The next second.

Sou!

I let Vivien drag her away.

Vivien led me straight into the back half of the big house, and in a large study, I found her eldest brother, Lu Shanghua, who was tired of the prosperity of the world.

On the surface, Lu Shanghua looks more like a father and daughter than a brother and sister with his sister.

This old thing!

The temples have gray hair, and the eyebrows are full of vicissitudes.

At that time, he was sitting in a corner of the renovated study, with a cotton cushion made of yellow cloth under his buttocks, wearing a brand-new robe that he didn't know which small shop to buy, putting a whisk of dust on his hand, and a tea case in front of him, burning incense and boiling tea on the case.

It's a good faction, and the Tao is leisurely!

Vivian went to the study and saw that the floor was clean, similar to tatami mats, she gritted her teeth, snapped her high heels, pulled me, walked up directly, and brought me to Lu Shanghua and said, "Big brother, I brought Mr. Ji here, I think he may be able to persuade you not to give up the property left by Daddy and do business well." ”

Vivien, it's so direct, frank, and undisguised, come up and sell me clean!

I gave Vivien a blank look.

Vivien was stunned for a moment, then looked at herself again, as if she didn't understand what was wrong.

Ay! Sister, psychological intervention, it can't be so direct, if you are so direct, the other party will have resistance, this will be in the future, you let my brother, how can I continue.

Lu Shanghua closed his eyes slightly and did not speak.

After a while, he closed his eyes and smiled faintly: "Two, please sit down, let me take the pill, and then talk to you in detail." ”

Pills?

This is an elixir?

At this time, I saw Lu Shanghua open his eyes lightly, and stretched out his hand to take two gourds, one large and one small, beside him.

That's right, a real gourd.

Lu Shanghua stretched out his hand and pulled out the mouth of the little gourd, poured out a black pill from it, looked at it, threw it into his mouth, gritted his teeth, stared, puffed up, and swallowed it alive.

Then, Brother Lu took the big gourd again, poured out a black pill from it, and swallowed it with his teeth with the same expression and movement.

Oh, it's delicious.

I was frightened, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Lu, Ji is young, he has little knowledge, and he doesn't know the magical things in the world, can you bring the pill you swallowed for me to see the truth." ”

Lu Shanghua sneered, stretched out his hand and put a large and a small gourd in front of me and said, "Young man, learn a little, take a good look." This thing, one grain costs 5,000 Hong Kong dollars! ”

I shuddered slightly.

The price is sky-high, the price is sky-high.

I'll have to study it to see what kind of elixir this master is refining.

I took two gourds, poured out the medicine inside, put it in my palm and looked at it carefully, and then approached the tip of my nose and smelled it, and then carefully examined its fine endoplasmic structure.

Three minutes later, I had the score.

These two pills, I have not only seen, but also very familiar with.

It is far from being a precious peerless elixir.

Its name is very simple in ancient times, one is called Wushisan, and the other is called Bigudan!

In ancient China, immortal arts flourished during the Wei and Jin dynasties.

At that time, the common people of all China, if you don't mention cultivating immortals, you are embarrassed to greet people.

But cultivating immortals, how can cultivating immortals be cultivated?

OK！ The common people are smart, so they invented the following recipe.

The first is to eat cold food powder, also called Wushi powder.

The recipe is as follows: stone stalactite, white quartz, stone sulfur, purple quartz, red stone resin. These five kinds of natural ores, divided into equal parts, ground into powder, or washed with water, or rubbed into pills.

Wushisan is a doctor's prescription, function, treatment of impotence, lung cold, asthma and cough, palpitations and forgetfulness, urination is not conducive to various diseases.

However, if you eat it for a long time, it will cause a series of wild behaviors.

Eat it, and you'll feel like you're bleeding all over your body, as if you have endless power (not to mention aphrodisiacs). Then, you will feel that you are very powerful, that all humans are small shrimps in front of you, and that you are domineering and domineering, and that you are proud of all living beings and all things!

At that moment, you can't be still, you will abandon your clothes and leave, climb high and sing.

For example, Guang Dayu stood on the traffic post in the middle of the intersection, let go of his voice and shouted, "The end of the world is my love, the green mountains, and the flowers under my feet are ......blooming."

Hey, isn't this man spiritual?

Wrong! Looking at it now, we think he is spiritual, but in the time of the ancients, this is called Xian'er, this is called a real person, and this is called Xian'er Fan'er!

This is probably the earliest organized and orderly large-scale mass drug knocking incident in Chinese history.

As for the other medicine.

Its name is Bigudan!

The things used are, big black beans, hemp seeds, plus sunflower seeds, wolfberries, and ginseng. The above things are steamed in a pot, dried, ground into powder, and then mixed with honey and kneaded into pills.

This prescription has the effect of strengthening the body.

But with the Taoist Bigu, swallowing the aura, the root hair has nothing to do with it.

It's a ration recipe for marching and fighting. It is to put aside the march outside, the officer level, carrying this on his body, when he is hungry, he touches two of them, eats them, can strengthen his strength, and solidify his energy.

The two medicines that the eldest brother of the Lu family took were such things.

The cost, estimated at a hundred grains, is probably about a few dozen yuan.

The other party has 5,000 Hong Kong dollars per pill.

It's dark! Really black. Moreover, slaughtering people's money is not counted, these guys still have to punish people's hearts, pull people onto the road, and let go of normal days, what kind of immortals to cultivate!

And, the most terrifying thing is Wushisan! It was a poisonous prescription, and almost no one used it anymore because of the side effects.

Because, if you eat Wushi San, not only will you have mental problems, but also cause many diseases of organ failure due to the long-term accumulation of heat in the body.

So, eat, eat, eat more, it's really in advance, fairy to bird!

After I looked at the two peerless elixirs, I put them back in the gourd, and then sat there, looking at the eldest brother of the Lu family with good eyes.

The eldest brother of the Lu family took the gourd, checked it carefully, and saw that there was no missing pill, so he put the gourd aside with confidence. Then, his hands formed a yin and yang dragon and tiger hugging the seal, coiling two small dry legs, the fugue was too empty.

Vivien was stunned.

She was wearing a skirt, it was inconvenient to cross her legs, and she was sitting next to me with two beautiful legs diagonally.

Right now, nearby, she stretched out her foot and kicked me in the leg.

I turned my head to glare at him.

Vivian's face was slightly red, and she stretched out her hand and pointed at her eldest brother and said to me, "Mr. Ji, he, he is ......"

I crossed my arms and looked coldly, raised my hand and looked at the watch on my wrist and said, "Wait, ten minutes, the medicine will be strong, he will have to disperse the medicine, and then, you can see it." ”

Vivien was puzzled.

I smiled, didn't say anything, and watched as it changed.

Tick, tick!

About ten minutes passed.

Lu Shanghua, Brother Lu, suddenly opened his eyes.

He glanced at me and Vivian, this thing suddenly raised his head and laughed, reached out and tore the precious Taoist robe he bought, tore it open, and then, bare-chested, only wore a small inner line, stretched out two dry legs, and shouted: "Life is not satisfactory in the world, the Ming Dynasty scattered flat boats!" Hahaha! ”

Vivian was frightened, put her arm around me, pointed at her eldest brother and asked, "Mr. Ji, he, what's wrong with him?" ”

I faintly said: "Knock the medicine, the medicine is strong." ”

Sou......

In an instant, I felt a flash of flesh in front of me.

Brother Lu, stretched out his hand and pulled out a three-foot Qingfeng (handicraft sword) that shone with cold light on the wall of the study. ）

He stretched out his hand, and with two fingers, he brushed the edge of the sword.

muttered in his mouth: "Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rests......"

Big brother, singing a song full of Jiang Hong, holding a long sword, jumped out of the study, all the way to the backyard.

I got up silently.

Vivian hurriedly sat up, shook my arm and said, "Mr. Ji, he'...... He's like this, what should I do? ”

I thought slightly: "Go, go over first, look at him, don't let him scare the little pot friend, even if you can't scare the little pot friend, be frightened, and break the flowers and plants, it's not okay." ”

So, Vivien and I put on our shoes, swished, and moved back to the backyard.

When I got to the backyard, I took a look, and oh I'll go!

Brother Lu, he's not alone!

He was accompanied by two shirtless white middle-aged people, one by one, shaking his head and drinking Cantonese opera emperor flowers, and the other humming and playing Hong Boxing.

It's hilarious! Sensei.

I was admiring it, and suddenly, I saw Mo Qingnan, the old slut of Montenegro, Sister Mo, twisting a pair of big ass balls, and came over quietly.

"Mr. Ji, long time no see." Mo Qingnan stretched out his hand to me.

I smiled and stretched out: "Long time no see." ”

Mo Qingnan: "Mr. Ji's friend's body, how is it now." ”

I faintly said, "It's dead." ”

"Ah......" Mo Qingnan was startled, turned his head again in an instant, giggled twice, and at the end, Youyou said: "That's really, it's a pity." ”